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Why the fuck is Chicago throwing a parade on a school day in ferris bueller?

Story doesn't add up
Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo
  03/24/18
Maybe a holiday for city, but not suburbs? I hardly know ...
Stirring sapphire goyim
  03/24/18
Ty
Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo
  03/24/18
This could be it. I think Chicago used to closs for Pulaski ...
spectacular trump supporter property
  12/05/20
Baseball isn’t being played then. Opening day is late ...
silver metal digit ratio messiness
  12/05/20
Isn't the holiday in the movie in Sept? Maybe he was at a mu...
spectacular trump supporter property
  12/05/20
...
provocative dilemma
  03/17/22
He lived in Northbrook, which is one town over from Winnetka...
hateful spot ratface
  12/05/20
Midwest never not giving towns absurd names
provocative dilemma
  03/17/22
Sometimes it’s French names, poorly pronounced.
vigorous location
  03/17/22
TWIST | AND | SHOUT
black beady-eyed quadroon
  03/24/18
Not only that, but it was a Von Steuben Day parade, which fa...
heady pit
  03/24/18
they went to a baseball game, breh
arousing old irish cottage
  03/24/18
Wtf are you trying to say
Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo
  03/24/18
(kid who was always picked last for co-Ed kickball)
arousing old irish cottage
  03/24/18
What was you fucking point you sexpat dork? Waf it September...
Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo
  07/06/18
((John Hughes)) perpetrated one of the biggest falsehoods of...
Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo
  03/24/18
if you know anything about von steuben (decadent cosmopolita...
Sable stead
  03/24/18
Does pederestrian have a point above or is this just more in...
Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo
  03/24/18
His joke is that baseball games take forever, no?
wine private investor
  03/24/18
I believe this is supposed to reflect ferris's magical power...
Sable stead
  03/24/18
...
wine private investor
  03/24/18
terribly underrated
Multi-colored crystalline school
  07/06/18
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Soul-stirring unholy theater stage marketing idea
  07/06/18
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Cerebral Lavender Step-uncle's House
  07/06/18
Whoa. Serious scholarship.
Opaque Wonderful Crackhouse Voyeur
  07/06/18
The lack of blank bumps on this 180 poast will be seen by fu...
mind-boggling green cumskin
  03/16/23
Hughes cast a literal pedo as Principal Rooney
erotic galvanic telephone lodge
  12/05/20
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apoplectic dopamine
  03/15/23
If I say Ferris Bueller is overrated is that blasphemy. Not...
Gold Big-titted Parlour
  03/24/18
It's getting exposed and destroyed itt
Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo
  03/24/18
It was groundbreaking at the time, and us smart people have ...
Stirring sapphire goyim
  03/24/18
fatal flaw
Carnelian embarrassed to the bone kitchen
  07/06/18
Get Over Ferris Bueller Everyone, by (((Alan Siegel))) ht...
arousing old irish cottage
  07/06/18
(Jeanie Bueller)
Know-it-all Gay Friendly Grandma Alpha
  07/06/18
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titillating travel guidebook tanning salon
  07/06/18
...
Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo
  07/06/18
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Sadistic trip bawdyhouse electric furnace
  12/05/20
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Low-t Appetizing Coffee Pot
  12/05/20
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bateful soggy stage toaster
  12/05/20
...
arousing old irish cottage
  03/16/22
...
bateful soggy stage toaster
  03/17/22
...
deranged hyperactive state
  03/16/23
Alan Siegel is a pen name for Ed Rooney
navy violent pistol doctorate
  12/05/20
part of the subtle magic realism that makes the movie so cha...
Irradiated office hominid
  07/06/18
...
ebony stubborn resort
  03/17/22
...
Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo
  12/05/20
Clearly you don't understand the magic of the 80s.
unhinged senate gunner
  12/05/20
It's hack shit Hughes' earlier NatLamp work is so much be...
deranged hyperactive state
  12/05/20
St. Patrick’s Day parade in NYC is on a school day. P...
gaped racy chad selfie
  12/05/20
confirmed wtf. it's on the actual day.
Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo
  03/16/23
The Isley Brothers (/ˈaɪzliː/) are an American musical gr...
rambunctious plaza pozpig
  03/17/22
...
garnet slap-happy locus
  03/15/23


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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:00 AM
Author: Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo

Story doesn't add up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676346)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Stirring sapphire goyim

Maybe a holiday for city, but not suburbs?

I hardly know the area. Didn't Bueller live outide city limits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676489)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676717)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: spectacular trump supporter property

This could be it. I think Chicago used to closs for Pulaski day in March, bur burbs schools were open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489881)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: silver metal digit ratio messiness

Baseball isn’t being played then. Opening day is late march/early April.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489909)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:02 PM
Author: spectacular trump supporter property

Isn't the holiday in the movie in Sept? Maybe he was at a multi track school? I haven't heard of it beinf used in the suburbs but that could explain it, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490264)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:57 AM
Author: provocative dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163461)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: hateful spot ratface

He lived in Northbrook, which is one town over from Winnetka.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490454)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:00 AM
Author: provocative dilemma

Midwest never not giving towns absurd names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163469)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: vigorous location

Sometimes it’s French names, poorly pronounced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163473)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: black beady-eyed quadroon

TWIST | AND | SHOUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676499)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:10 AM
Author: heady pit

Not only that, but it was a Von Steuben Day parade, which falls in September, even though it's strongly implied the school year is nearly over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676564)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: arousing old irish cottage

they went to a baseball game, breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676729)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo

Wtf are you trying to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676738)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: arousing old irish cottage

(kid who was always picked last for co-Ed kickball)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676784)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:26 AM
Author: Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo

What was you fucking point you sexpat dork? Waf it September or end of the school year. Why would going to MLB be relevant to this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373543)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo

((John Hughes)) perpetrated one of the biggest falsehoods of the 80s, affecting tens of millions of teenagers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676733)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Sable stead

if you know anything about von steuben (decadent cosmopolitan foreigner literally kicked off an entire continent for being such a flagrant pedo rapist that even the french were disgusted) it's not hard to see what Hughes is up to here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676744)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo

Does pederestrian have a point above or is this just more incoherent sexpat mumbling that Xo is constantly subject to?

Does he think you can't go to a baseball game in May? Please explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677023)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: wine private investor

His joke is that baseball games take forever, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677096)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Sable stead

I believe this is supposed to reflect ferris's magical powers--extending even to the manipulation of spacetime itself--as viewed through the lens of our intrepid audience surrogate, Cameron.

Ferris is so chill, so fratty, he can skip school to dance in parades and attend baseball games even when there is no parade scheduled in chicago and it's not baseball season. nb, cameron and Ferris do not live in chicago but the North shore suburbs (as noted above) and just as Ferris seems to warp reality around him in the limited world of suburban high school, so too does Chicago itself transform into a playground for the whims of Ferris Bueller, Cameron's idol.

Cameron is us. We are Cameron. Ferris is right in front of us but always out of reach.

*logs into xo for the 2789th day in a row*

"Hear me out bros: do you think if we wore lifts, copped propecia and backdoored our way into HWS..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677170)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: wine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677195)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:35 AM
Author: Multi-colored crystalline school

terribly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373561)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring unholy theater stage marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373579)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: Cerebral Lavender Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373566)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: Opaque Wonderful Crackhouse Voyeur

Whoa. Serious scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373567)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling green cumskin

The lack of blank bumps on this 180 poast will be seen by future digital historians as one of the roadmarks of XO's decline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46060280)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: erotic galvanic telephone lodge

Hughes cast a literal pedo as Principal Rooney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489858)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: apoplectic dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46053872)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Gold Big-titted Parlour

If I say Ferris Bueller is overrated is that blasphemy. Not saying it isnt funny or even classic, but its not that great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677047)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo

It's getting exposed and destroyed itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677091)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Stirring sapphire goyim

It was groundbreaking at the time, and us smart people have been revisiting it in light of the observation that FB was just a narcissistic sociopath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677178)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: Carnelian embarrassed to the bone kitchen

fatal flaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373544)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:38 AM
Author: arousing old irish cottage

Get Over Ferris Bueller Everyone, by (((Alan Siegel)))

https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2011/06/get-over-ferris-bueller-everyone/240155/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373569)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: Know-it-all Gay Friendly Grandma Alpha

(Jeanie Bueller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373647)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: titillating travel guidebook tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373899)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373986)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Sadistic trip bawdyhouse electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489875)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Low-t Appetizing Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489877)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:46 AM
Author: bateful soggy stage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489888)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 4:43 PM
Author: arousing old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44160544)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:49 AM
Author: bateful soggy stage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163430)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 2:51 PM
Author: deranged hyperactive state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46060230)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:50 AM
Author: navy violent pistol doctorate

Alan Siegel is a pen name for Ed Rooney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489915)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Irradiated office hominid

part of the subtle magic realism that makes the movie so charming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373665)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:17 AM
Author: ebony stubborn resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163244)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489830)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: unhinged senate gunner

Clearly you don't understand the magic of the 80s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489873)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: deranged hyperactive state

It's hack shit

Hughes' earlier NatLamp work is so much better

https://www.tgfa.org/fiction/MyVagina.htm

https://www.tgfa.org/fiction/MyPenis.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489874)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: gaped racy chad selfie

St. Patrick’s Day parade in NYC is on a school day. Popular day to skip school and head to manhattan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490299)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Underhanded concupiscible water buffalo

confirmed wtf. it's on the actual day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46059931)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: rambunctious plaza pozpig

The Isley Brothers (/ˈaɪzliː/) are an American musical group originally from Cincinnati, Ohio, that started as a vocal trio consisting of brothers O'Kelly Isley Jr., Rudolph Isley and Ronald Isley in the 1950s.[3][4][5][6][7] With a career spanning over eight decades, the group has enjoyed one of the "longest, most influential, and most diverse careers in the pantheon of popular music".[1]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163314)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 2:31 AM
Author: garnet slap-happy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46053884)