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ITT: I call out TMF aka The Meanest Fish in the form of a battle rap (NYUUG)

Zdravstvuyte, comrade! Kak dila? Did I get that right? For ...
Razzle skinny woman ceo
  03/28/18
didn't read but based on other "rap battle" thread...
Ruddy immigrant
  03/28/18
I am sure TMF will read this thread. He's a smart guy so I e...
Razzle skinny woman ceo
  03/28/18
You called yourself nyuug, sound it out and it rhymes with f...
Vivacious wine parlour
  03/29/18
nyuug done here again
idiotic clown
  03/29/18
180 but ljl at the concept of a Russian girl falling in love...
Harsh hell sweet tailpipe
  03/29/18
She's been with me her entire adult life and has only slept ...
Vivacious wine parlour
  03/29/18
ruthless.
Razzle skinny woman ceo
  05/03/18
“You constantly talk about how you moved to Korea We all kn...
mischievous opaque senate
  03/29/18
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Demanding gas station persian
  05/23/18
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Razzmatazz native personal credit line
  04/02/18
holy shit 180 didnt even know TMF shot back
Razzle skinny woman ceo
  05/03/18
pls vocaroo in russian accent
Nubile Rigpig
  05/03/18
this was 180, also of course TMF would mention cars for no r...
Naked alpha
  05/23/18
Most embarrassing thing I've ever seen on xo
Light fanboi chad
  05/23/18
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  05/23/18
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  05/23/18
<3
lake corner
  05/23/18
hey OP. dat cancel.
histrionic brilliant genital piercing lodge
  05/03/18
yo tmf, where u at homie
Razzle skinny woman ceo
  05/23/18
He's being a short ugly bitch as usual.
Buff frozen rehab legal warrant
  05/23/18
HOLY SHIT. watchmen, why you gotta be like that?
Razzle skinny woman ceo
  05/23/18
Yo, fuck him. You got a problem with that? Because I don't t...
Buff frozen rehab legal warrant
  05/23/18
Watchmen is just mad I won't fuck his ass.
Vivacious wine parlour
  05/23/18
Rach pull the fucking plug Jesus Christ
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  05/23/18
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  05/23/18
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  05/23/18
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heady piazza puppy
  05/23/18
?
Vivacious wine parlour
  05/23/18
You are in your mid 30s and you wrote a battle rap on a law...
Light fanboi chad
  05/24/18
Clutch those pearls tighter!
Vivacious wine parlour
  05/24/18
*farts cum on your forehead*
salmon parlor
  05/24/18
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  05/23/18
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  05/24/18
Xo is terrible. Fucking kill me
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Date: March 28th, 2018 2:59 AM
Author: Razzle skinny woman ceo

Zdravstvuyte, comrade! Kak dila? Did I get that right?

For the non-Russians on the board, it's what you say to a Russian at first sight

For the Russians on the board, it means another Ruskie sestra is riding NYUUG's Yellow Monster tonight!

***

Are boart is so old now that only we regs know TMF's story

The trials and tribulations...before his legendary fall from glory

For now, a minute of silence for our fallen comrade! Even legends die. These newfags need a reminder, Memento mori

***

But the hallowed halls of Northwestern is where this fishes migration began

Others say the Caspian Sea that touches Kazakstan

Only the man himself knows the true distance he swam

***

December 2008. First Entry, "Summer In Moscow"

"Mandy, I swear. We'll be RICH! Like robbers in Macao", was his vow

Biglaw, 6 mills. Actually, fuck that. I'll just take 3 mills now

***

And so the Meanest Fish planned, schemed, and hustled

Copped dat ManFUCKINGhattan biglaw and his dream was now within reach: a McMansion far from the city bustle

But then ITE hit, too much for just one fish to justle

***

No job. No car. No money. All he had left was a pitbull and a gold digger

TMF, when your mom gave birth to you, she shit out the world's first Russian nigger

***

Mandy is fair game, you know how I battle

Nothings off limits - Chinkyeyes, RSF, and DBG - slaughtered cattle

Your wife lurks, but do me a favor and promise not to tattle

***

This guy might be the board's most miserable sick fuck im discussin

BLYAD! DER'MO! UBLYUDOK! Nojerbspwn3d had the twat cussin

Jerked off Valen, mixed in some vodka, served it to his wife, and called it a White Russian

***

But being Russian isnt the real reason the guy is such a miserable fuck: He's barely 5'8!

Mandy complains on the board about neglected vagina. Jesus, no wonder this guy is full of hate

On top of that, he claims his wife was a virgin even though she fucked me on our first date!

***

Lenin! Stalin! Putin! You're all mere 5'8 juden

***

TMF, the internet tough guy. Talks hard and never backs down from fights

Like Leonidas, Alexander the great, and Ceaser. European alphas of great stature and might

Hate to break it to you Nemo, but tippy-toeing doesnt make you a great white!

***

And now my marriage to Svetlana got this baby bitch crying like a dummy

Your christmas gift this year is going to be a Korean onesie

Next to us, you and Mandy are just 2 Russian strivers obssesed with money

****

Port Arthur, 1904? Whew! Poor ruskies didn't even have a clue

But in this battle Kim's yellow fist is coming at you

Because getting slapped by big asian cock is what Russians are used to!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35706779)



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Date: March 28th, 2018 3:10 AM
Author: Ruddy immigrant

didn't read but based on other "rap battle" threads you've started this is probably horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35706805)



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Date: March 28th, 2018 3:26 AM
Author: Razzle skinny woman ceo

I am sure TMF will read this thread. He's a smart guy so I expect him to shoot back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35706830)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Vivacious wine parlour

You called yourself nyuug, sound it out and it rhymes with fag

Picture yourself a stag

But IRL your posting is just a drag…

You’ve got no 180s

You can’t even buy them like you do your ladies

***

LMAO, you lost your virginity as an old man

Now you’re acting like it was all a plan

Acting like all these girls want your cock

It looks and sounds as dumb as a cinderblock

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You constantly talk about how you moved to Korea

We all know it was after all the American girls said c-ya

You could die tomorrow and no one would care

I wouldn’t walk in your shoes for a day on a dare

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I actually got a Russian girl to fall in love with me

You got a Russian girl who doesn’t fuck for free

You dumb motherfucker, you think she fell in love with you after three days?

Anyone with eyeballs and a brain knows that ain’t how it works

And no, it isn’t because her last 3 pimps were all jerks

The green involved here isn’t just her eyes

You’re about to be in for a really obvious surprise

In the end she’ll still be a solid fuck

But you, you’re just going to end up a cuck

***

You act like you’re the shits

Your rhyming like your career shows you don’t have any wits

You drive an old Honda Accord

Looking up to the loser driving an old Ford

I drive over you and your shitty car with my $50k car like a Lord

***

Trying to diss me because of my height?

Brother, look in the mirror, you’re bringing a knife to a gunfight

My words fly at you like bullets from a machine gun

But none will resonate with you because you’re too dumb

It’s ok, I’m doing this for my own fun

In any event, unlike you I’ve got real work to do, so I’m done



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35715460)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: idiotic clown

nyuug done here again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35715472)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Harsh hell sweet tailpipe

180 but ljl at the concept of a Russian girl falling in love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35715478)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Vivacious wine parlour

She's been with me her entire adult life and has only slept with me. You just have to have to be an actual man who can handle his shit, which nyuug really isn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35715500)



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Date: May 3rd, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Razzle skinny woman ceo

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35971184)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: mischievous opaque senate

“You constantly talk about how you moved to Korea

We all know it was after all the American girls said c-ya”

lmao nyuug BTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35715496)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:33 AM
Author: Demanding gas station persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110341)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Razzmatazz native personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35743556)



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Date: May 3rd, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Razzle skinny woman ceo

holy shit 180 didnt even know TMF shot back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35971161)



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Date: May 3rd, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Nubile Rigpig

pls vocaroo in russian accent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35971170)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Naked alpha

this was 180, also of course TMF would mention cars for no reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109589)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:28 AM
Author: Light fanboi chad

Most embarrassing thing I've ever seen on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110059)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:38 AM
Author: glittery orchid goyim nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110110)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:24 AM
Author: gay faggotry step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110335)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: lake corner

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36115925)



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Date: May 3rd, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: histrionic brilliant genital piercing lodge

hey OP. dat cancel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35971381)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Razzle skinny woman ceo

yo tmf, where u at homie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109553)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Buff frozen rehab legal warrant

He's being a short ugly bitch as usual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109556)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: Razzle skinny woman ceo

HOLY SHIT. watchmen, why you gotta be like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109562)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Buff frozen rehab legal warrant

Yo, fuck him. You got a problem with that? Because I don't think you do. He acts like a bitch so I treat him like one. This bitch is a long term hater of mine and holds a grudge like a ho. That's what he is, a bitch ho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109585)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Vivacious wine parlour

Watchmen is just mad I won't fuck his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36115916)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:28 AM
Author: Light fanboi chad

Rach pull the fucking plug Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110058)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 6:00 AM
Author: nighttime church building headpube



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:41 AM
Author: Sepia Lascivious Giraffe Round Eye



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: apoplectic burgundy trump supporter kitty



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Zombie-like Address

Cr both were terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110633)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: heady piazza puppy



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Vivacious wine parlour

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36115914)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:54 AM
Author: Light fanboi chad

You are in your mid 30s and you wrote a battle rap on a lawyer message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36117098)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 9:24 AM
Author: Vivacious wine parlour

Clutch those pearls tighter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36117656)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: salmon parlor

*farts cum on your forehead*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36117678)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:35 AM
Author: shimmering state



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:07 AM
Author: fragrant crackhouse



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Date: May 24th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Iridescent Exciting Sneaky Criminal Location

Xo is terrible. Fucking kill me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36117681)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Light fanboi chad



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