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ITT: I call out TMF aka The Meanest Fish in the form of a battle rap (NYUUG)

Zdravstvuyte, comrade! Kak dila? Did I get that right? For ...
Scarlet histrionic skinny woman theatre
  03/28/18
didn't read but based on other "rap battle" thread...
aphrodisiac spot corn cake
  03/28/18
I am sure TMF will read this thread. He's a smart guy so I e...
Scarlet histrionic skinny woman theatre
  03/28/18
You called yourself nyuug, sound it out and it rhymes with f...
Angry Diverse Kitchen
  03/29/18
nyuug done here again
narrow-minded milky filthpig
  03/29/18
180 but ljl at the concept of a Russian girl falling in love...
Walnut genital piercing liquid oxygen
  03/29/18
She's been with me her entire adult life and has only slept ...
Angry Diverse Kitchen
  03/29/18
ruthless.
Scarlet histrionic skinny woman theatre
  05/03/18
“You constantly talk about how you moved to Korea We all kn...
Stirring ultramarine candlestick maker
  03/29/18
...
canary mental disorder weed whacker
  05/23/18
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Impertinent Electric Feces
  04/02/18
holy shit 180 didnt even know TMF shot back
Scarlet histrionic skinny woman theatre
  05/03/18
pls vocaroo in russian accent
Odious state ape
  05/03/18
this was 180, also of course TMF would mention cars for no r...
apoplectic boistinker masturbator
  05/23/18
Most embarrassing thing I've ever seen on xo
big-titted olive property
  05/23/18
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Obsidian Pervert
  05/23/18
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Balding Boyish Box Office Roast Beef
  05/23/18
<3
supple coldplay fan round eye
  05/23/18
hey OP. dat cancel.
ruddy talented dysfunction
  05/03/18
yo tmf, where u at homie
Scarlet histrionic skinny woman theatre
  05/23/18
He's being a short ugly bitch as usual.
titillating mentally impaired half-breed
  05/23/18
HOLY SHIT. watchmen, why you gotta be like that?
Scarlet histrionic skinny woman theatre
  05/23/18
Yo, fuck him. You got a problem with that? Because I don't t...
titillating mentally impaired half-breed
  05/23/18
Watchmen is just mad I won't fuck his ass.
Angry Diverse Kitchen
  05/23/18
Rach pull the fucking plug Jesus Christ
big-titted olive property
  05/23/18
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Heady Arrogant Partner Psychic
  05/23/18
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Soul-stirring Amber Lodge
  05/23/18
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Sickened Kitty Preventive Strike
  05/23/18
Cr both were terrible
Racy Office
  05/23/18
...
Appetizing trailer park mother
  05/23/18
?
Angry Diverse Kitchen
  05/23/18
You are in your mid 30s and you wrote a battle rap on a law...
big-titted olive property
  05/24/18
Clutch those pearls tighter!
Angry Diverse Kitchen
  05/24/18
*farts cum on your forehead*
salmon cruel-hearted plaza trust fund
  05/24/18
...
swashbuckling temple
  05/23/18
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opaque shaky multi-billionaire resort
  05/24/18
Xo is terrible. Fucking kill me
vermilion site philosopher-king
  05/24/18
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big-titted olive property
  05/24/18


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Date: March 28th, 2018 2:59 AM
Author: Scarlet histrionic skinny woman theatre

Zdravstvuyte, comrade! Kak dila? Did I get that right?

For the non-Russians on the board, it's what you say to a Russian at first sight

For the Russians on the board, it means another Ruskie sestra is riding NYUUG's Yellow Monster tonight!

***

Are boart is so old now that only we regs know TMF's story

The trials and tribulations...before his legendary fall from glory

For now, a minute of silence for our fallen comrade! Even legends die. These newfags need a reminder, Memento mori

***

But the hallowed halls of Northwestern is where this fishes migration began

Others say the Caspian Sea that touches Kazakstan

Only the man himself knows the true distance he swam

***

December 2008. First Entry, "Summer In Moscow"

"Mandy, I swear. We'll be RICH! Like robbers in Macao", was his vow

Biglaw, 6 mills. Actually, fuck that. I'll just take 3 mills now

***

And so the Meanest Fish planned, schemed, and hustled

Copped dat ManFUCKINGhattan biglaw and his dream was now within reach: a McMansion far from the city bustle

But then ITE hit, too much for just one fish to justle

***

No job. No car. No money. All he had left was a pitbull and a gold digger

TMF, when your mom gave birth to you, she shit out the world's first Russian nigger

***

Mandy is fair game, you know how I battle

Nothings off limits - Chinkyeyes, RSF, and DBG - slaughtered cattle

Your wife lurks, but do me a favor and promise not to tattle

***

This guy might be the board's most miserable sick fuck im discussin

BLYAD! DER'MO! UBLYUDOK! Nojerbspwn3d had the twat cussin

Jerked off Valen, mixed in some vodka, served it to his wife, and called it a White Russian

***

But being Russian isnt the real reason the guy is such a miserable fuck: He's barely 5'8!

Mandy complains on the board about neglected vagina. Jesus, no wonder this guy is full of hate

On top of that, he claims his wife was a virgin even though she fucked me on our first date!

***

Lenin! Stalin! Putin! You're all mere 5'8 juden

***

TMF, the internet tough guy. Talks hard and never backs down from fights

Like Leonidas, Alexander the great, and Ceaser. European alphas of great stature and might

Hate to break it to you Nemo, but tippy-toeing doesnt make you a great white!

***

And now my marriage to Svetlana got this baby bitch crying like a dummy

Your christmas gift this year is going to be a Korean onesie

Next to us, you and Mandy are just 2 Russian strivers obssesed with money

****

Port Arthur, 1904? Whew! Poor ruskies didn't even have a clue

But in this battle Kim's yellow fist is coming at you

Because getting slapped by big asian cock is what Russians are used to!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35706779)



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Date: March 28th, 2018 3:10 AM
Author: aphrodisiac spot corn cake

didn't read but based on other "rap battle" threads you've started this is probably horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35706805)



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Date: March 28th, 2018 3:26 AM
Author: Scarlet histrionic skinny woman theatre

I am sure TMF will read this thread. He's a smart guy so I expect him to shoot back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35706830)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Angry Diverse Kitchen

You called yourself nyuug, sound it out and it rhymes with fag

Picture yourself a stag

But IRL your posting is just a drag…

You’ve got no 180s

You can’t even buy them like you do your ladies

***

LMAO, you lost your virginity as an old man

Now you’re acting like it was all a plan

Acting like all these girls want your cock

It looks and sounds as dumb as a cinderblock

***

You constantly talk about how you moved to Korea

We all know it was after all the American girls said c-ya

You could die tomorrow and no one would care

I wouldn’t walk in your shoes for a day on a dare

***

I actually got a Russian girl to fall in love with me

You got a Russian girl who doesn’t fuck for free

You dumb motherfucker, you think she fell in love with you after three days?

Anyone with eyeballs and a brain knows that ain’t how it works

And no, it isn’t because her last 3 pimps were all jerks

The green involved here isn’t just her eyes

You’re about to be in for a really obvious surprise

In the end she’ll still be a solid fuck

But you, you’re just going to end up a cuck

***

You act like you’re the shits

Your rhyming like your career shows you don’t have any wits

You drive an old Honda Accord

Looking up to the loser driving an old Ford

I drive over you and your shitty car with my $50k car like a Lord

***

Trying to diss me because of my height?

Brother, look in the mirror, you’re bringing a knife to a gunfight

My words fly at you like bullets from a machine gun

But none will resonate with you because you’re too dumb

It’s ok, I’m doing this for my own fun

In any event, unlike you I’ve got real work to do, so I’m done



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35715460)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: narrow-minded milky filthpig

nyuug done here again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35715472)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Walnut genital piercing liquid oxygen

180 but ljl at the concept of a Russian girl falling in love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35715478)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Angry Diverse Kitchen

She's been with me her entire adult life and has only slept with me. You just have to have to be an actual man who can handle his shit, which nyuug really isn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35715500)



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Date: May 3rd, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Scarlet histrionic skinny woman theatre

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35971184)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Stirring ultramarine candlestick maker

“You constantly talk about how you moved to Korea

We all know it was after all the American girls said c-ya”

lmao nyuug BTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35715496)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:33 AM
Author: canary mental disorder weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110341)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Impertinent Electric Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35743556)



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Date: May 3rd, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Scarlet histrionic skinny woman theatre

holy shit 180 didnt even know TMF shot back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35971161)



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Date: May 3rd, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Odious state ape

pls vocaroo in russian accent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35971170)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: apoplectic boistinker masturbator

this was 180, also of course TMF would mention cars for no reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109589)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:28 AM
Author: big-titted olive property

Most embarrassing thing I've ever seen on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110059)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:38 AM
Author: Obsidian Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110110)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:24 AM
Author: Balding Boyish Box Office Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110335)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: supple coldplay fan round eye

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36115925)



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Date: May 3rd, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: ruddy talented dysfunction

hey OP. dat cancel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35971381)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Scarlet histrionic skinny woman theatre

yo tmf, where u at homie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109553)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: titillating mentally impaired half-breed

He's being a short ugly bitch as usual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109556)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: Scarlet histrionic skinny woman theatre

HOLY SHIT. watchmen, why you gotta be like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109562)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: titillating mentally impaired half-breed

Yo, fuck him. You got a problem with that? Because I don't think you do. He acts like a bitch so I treat him like one. This bitch is a long term hater of mine and holds a grudge like a ho. That's what he is, a bitch ho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109585)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Angry Diverse Kitchen

Watchmen is just mad I won't fuck his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36115916)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:28 AM
Author: big-titted olive property

Rach pull the fucking plug Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110058)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 6:00 AM
Author: Heady Arrogant Partner Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110146)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:41 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Amber Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110351)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Sickened Kitty Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110615)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Racy Office

Cr both were terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110633)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Appetizing trailer park mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110656)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Angry Diverse Kitchen

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36115914)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:54 AM
Author: big-titted olive property

You are in your mid 30s and you wrote a battle rap on a lawyer message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36117098)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 9:24 AM
Author: Angry Diverse Kitchen

Clutch those pearls tighter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36117656)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: salmon cruel-hearted plaza trust fund

*farts cum on your forehead*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36117678)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:35 AM
Author: swashbuckling temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110342)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:07 AM
Author: opaque shaky multi-billionaire resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36117115)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: vermilion site philosopher-king

Xo is terrible. Fucking kill me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36117681)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: big-titted olive property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36118803)