Date: March 28th, 2018 2:59 AM
Author: amethyst trust fund
Zdravstvuyte, comrade! Kak dila? Did I get that right?
For the non-Russians on the board, it's what you say to a Russian at first sight
For the Russians on the board, it means another Ruskie sestra is riding NYUUG's Yellow Monster tonight!
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Are boart is so old now that only we regs know TMF's story
The trials and tribulations...before his legendary fall from glory
For now, a minute of silence for our fallen comrade! Even legends die. These newfags need a reminder, Memento mori
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But the hallowed halls of Northwestern is where this fishes migration began
Others say the Caspian Sea that touches Kazakstan
Only the man himself knows the true distance he swam
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December 2008. First Entry, "Summer In Moscow"
"Mandy, I swear. We'll be RICH! Like robbers in Macao", was his vow
Biglaw, 6 mills. Actually, fuck that. I'll just take 3 mills now
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And so the Meanest Fish planned, schemed, and hustled
Copped dat ManFUCKINGhattan biglaw and his dream was now within reach: a McMansion far from the city bustle
But then ITE hit, too much for just one fish to justle
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No job. No car. No money. All he had left was a pitbull and a gold digger
TMF, when your mom gave birth to you, she shit out the world's first Russian nigger
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Mandy is fair game, you know how I battle
Nothings off limits - Chinkyeyes, RSF, and DBG - slaughtered cattle
Your wife lurks, but do me a favor and promise not to tattle
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This guy might be the board's most miserable sick fuck im discussin
BLYAD! DER'MO! UBLYUDOK! Nojerbspwn3d had the twat cussin
Jerked off Valen, mixed in some vodka, served it to his wife, and called it a White Russian
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But being Russian isnt the real reason the guy is such a miserable fuck: He's barely 5'8!
Mandy complains on the board about neglected vagina. Jesus, no wonder this guy is full of hate
On top of that, he claims his wife was a virgin even though she fucked me on our first date!
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Lenin! Stalin! Putin! You're all mere 5'8 juden
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TMF, the internet tough guy. Talks hard and never backs down from fights
Like Leonidas, Alexander the great, and Ceaser. European alphas of great stature and might
Hate to break it to you Nemo, but tippy-toeing doesnt make you a great white!
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And now my marriage to Svetlana got this baby bitch crying like a dummy
Your christmas gift this year is going to be a Korean onesie
Next to us, you and Mandy are just 2 Russian strivers obssesed with money
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Port Arthur, 1904? Whew! Poor ruskies didn't even have a clue
But in this battle Kim's yellow fist is coming at you
Because getting slapped by big asian cock is what Russians are used to!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35706779)