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NHL team puts accountant from the stands in at goalie

http://nhl.nbcsports.com/2018/03/29/scott-foster-accountant-...
Walnut Kitty
  03/30/18
180
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concupiscible volcanic crater space
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is this flame
balding institution
  03/30/18
not flame he had 7 saves and gave up no goals
Walnut Kitty
  03/30/18
holy fuck
balding institution
  03/30/18
Typical rec league player
vengeful jet pit
  03/30/18
fucking awesome
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Brindle Rehab Queen Of The Night
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What the fuck, they don't have dudes in the minors they coul...
exciting stage
  03/30/18
weird that they don't just have another player on the roster...
maroon background story address
  03/30/18
Cr
exciting stage
  03/30/18
he wasn't exactly plucked from the stands. he's there to ...
bearded school cafeteria
  03/30/18
yeah i know but that's not the point
maroon background story address
  03/30/18
help me out. edit: i misread your poast first time aroun...
bearded school cafeteria
  03/30/18
and he played goalie in college at small school in michigan
apoplectic impressive area genital piercing
  03/31/18
I doubt any of the forwards or defenseman have much of any e...
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  03/30/18
Yeah, it's a totally different skill set than what a forward...
motley pocket flask
  03/30/18
He tended net in college.
chartreuse alcoholic station macaca
  03/30/18
part-time. he was a backup for a crappy college team. nhl go...
beta striped hyena
  03/30/18
so is catcher but baseball teams don't pull a local rando wh...
maroon background story address
  03/30/18
don't they have extra catchers working the bullpen?
Charismatic judgmental stead clown
  03/30/18
they're not on the roster
maroon background story address
  03/30/18
neither was the accountant dood. they signed him to a one d...
Charismatic judgmental stead clown
  03/30/18
no, they just have another player on the roster fill in
maroon background story address
  03/30/18
yea I guess. probably means it's harder to find another guy...
Charismatic judgmental stead clown
  03/30/18
A bunch of major leaguers will have played catcher in high s...
multi-colored theater liquid oxygen
  03/30/18
bullpen catchers are often middle aged and their job is real...
Walnut Kitty
  03/30/18
yeah but those guys never enter a real game, they're basical...
Walnut Kitty
  03/30/18
Harper caught in college and could easily catch in the major...
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  03/30/18
Catcher at least overlaps. Catch a ball, throw a ball. There...
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  03/30/18
so they throw in some shmo who plays in a local rec league i...
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  03/30/18
Most NHL players have never strapped on goalie pads beyond m...
chartreuse alcoholic station macaca
  03/30/18
lol is this the part where you say you played "some col...
maroon background story address
  03/30/18
Lmao not too interested in getting into a pissing contest wi...
chartreuse alcoholic station macaca
  03/30/18
just making observations man
maroon background story address
  03/30/18
cr
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  03/30/18
guys watch out, this is obeezy, he is literally a 5'4'' pips...
galvanic yapping den crotch
  03/30/18
100% agree
confused rebellious property
  03/30/18
Everybody who is even tangentially involved in the sport wou...
chartreuse alcoholic station macaca
  03/30/18
I've never played hockey and it makes sense to me. The vast...
Charismatic judgmental stead clown
  03/30/18
Right. Also I don't think a single piece of equipment ov...
chartreuse alcoholic station macaca
  03/30/18
Plus most MLB position players either caught or played short...
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chartreuse alcoholic station macaca
  03/30/18
this is utterly ridiculous. he started ONE year and played b...
beta striped hyena
  03/30/18
Goalie is super easy anyone can do it
chartreuse alcoholic station macaca
  03/30/18
a guy who plays in the beer league and barely played in coll...
beta striped hyena
  03/30/18
Nope it's easy bro. You should take it up and cop one of tho...
chartreuse alcoholic station macaca
  03/30/18
LOL. This is retardation. Do you think putting in Earl to pl...
beta striped hyena
  03/30/18
Is Earl a former D-1 starter player coming into a blow out g...
chartreuse alcoholic station macaca
  03/30/18
The guy started for one year. He played mop up duties his la...
beta striped hyena
  03/30/18
The NHL goalie skill is high, it's just that the differences...
aromatic green degenerate school
  03/30/18
It really isn't. NHL goalies literally cheat by wearing huge...
beta striped hyena
  03/30/18
I would agree that becoming an NHL goalie is probably a lowe...
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  03/30/18
cr. I can't think of any other position from the 4 major spo...
beta striped hyena
  03/30/18
it's this kind of kooky shit that makes sports pretty cool s...
bearded school cafeteria
  03/30/18
Word. This is awesome.
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If the accountant got injured would a random fan be selected
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And during tax season!
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  03/30/18
*dominik hasek called into h&r block to do your return *
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180, but just goes to show that nhl goaltending requires alm...
beta striped hyena
  03/30/18
Soooooo cr
chartreuse alcoholic station macaca
  03/30/18
Arms stiff at his sides, he skates slowly onto the ice.
motley pocket flask
  03/30/18
He stopped seven shots. That's not enough of a sample size t...
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Most of which were from the point or bad angles. In a 4 goal...
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if i was his boss I'd be absolutely furious, imagine if he'd...
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He was fired for breaching his employer's non-compete clause...
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brilliant haunting resort
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looks like he made about $7K for this. Does he get paid any...
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  03/30/18
He gets a comped meal and watches the game from the press bo...
clear field faggotry
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hockeymos explain. Why doesn't another player just fill in i...
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they don't have the right equipment in correct sizes for the...
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You're better off with somebody who has played goalie at a h...
chartreuse alcoholic station macaca
  03/30/18
ljl. but this guy never played at a high level. he was a bac...
beta striped hyena
  03/30/18
He started NCAA D1 hockey. That's an incredibly high level o...
chartreuse alcoholic station macaca
  03/30/18
lol at this. compared to football, basketball, baseball and ...
beta striped hyena
  03/30/18
Lmao
chartreuse alcoholic station macaca
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Canadians and europeans make up like 30% of NCAA hockey rost...
aromatic green degenerate school
  03/30/18
everything in his poast was wildly off base.
chartreuse alcoholic station macaca
  03/30/18
Those players are the equivalent of 6'3" American baske...
beta striped hyena
  03/30/18
1/3 NHL players came from NCAA. Honestly man you're way o...
chartreuse alcoholic station macaca
  03/30/18
That 1/3 of NHL players from the NCAA are from what other co...
beta striped hyena
  03/30/18
and how many of them make it to the NHL?
beta striped hyena
  03/30/18
http://collegehockeyinc.com/articles/2017/04/nhl-features-re...
aromatic green degenerate school
  03/30/18
that's fine but what percentage of them are Canadians or Eur...
beta striped hyena
  03/30/18
https://www.collegehockeynews.com/news/2018/01/11_Team-Canad...
chartreuse alcoholic station macaca
  03/30/18
Are you utterly ignorant? LOL. NHL players were barred from ...
beta striped hyena
  03/30/18
Lolling hard at this. First they didn't choose any curre...
chartreuse alcoholic station macaca
  03/30/18
They lost to Germany, a country that barely plays hockey. ...
beta striped hyena
  03/30/18
I agree. It think it's weird that they couldn't find someone...
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I guess they need someone who isn't currently playing pro/se...
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A metro area like Chicago with its millions of people can't ...
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do you realize how rare it was for the guy to even dress, le...
Charismatic judgmental stead clown
  03/30/18
they should have used Harrison Barnes to headhunt a better g...
aromatic green degenerate school
  03/30/18
well you talk out of ass all the time so it makes sense you'...
Charismatic judgmental stead clown
  03/30/18
Lol. Should have called a sumo wrestler.
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is that finance whiz kid RSF?
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Anthony Weiner actually
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He maed it
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anyone who didn't play a lil college ball needs to get the f...
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wtf do these teams do if both goalies get hurt during the ga...
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  03/30/18
sometimes the goaltending coach suits up i think otherwis...
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hmmm
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NICE, still a chance!
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*starts homedressing like a NOWAG and showing up to Devils g...
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lmao homedressing
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High % of NOWAGS are known homedressers. Odd case.
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Date: March 30th, 2018 12:32 AM
Author: Walnut Kitty

http://nhl.nbcsports.com/2018/03/29/scott-foster-accountant-by-day-makes-nhl-debut-with-blackhawks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722194)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 12:38 AM
Author: flatulent vigorous range hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722240)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: concupiscible volcanic crater space



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Date: March 30th, 2018 12:45 AM
Author: balding institution

is this flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722298)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: Walnut Kitty

not flame he had 7 saves and gave up no goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722311)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 12:48 AM
Author: balding institution

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722314)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: vengeful jet pit

Typical rec league player

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35726398)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 12:48 AM
Author: self-absorbed bbw

fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722313)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Brindle Rehab Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722332)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 1:08 AM
Author: exciting stage

What the fuck, they don't have dudes in the minors they could bring up? This is awesome but weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722411)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 1:27 AM
Author: maroon background story address

weird that they don't just have another player on the roster put on goalie gear. i'm sure a bunch of them have goaltending experience at some level. a baseball team wouldn't go into the stands if its second catcher went down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722532)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: exciting stage

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722550)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 1:35 AM
Author: bearded school cafeteria

he wasn't exactly plucked from the stands.

he's there to be the emergency backup for either team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722590)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 1:47 AM
Author: maroon background story address

yeah i know but that's not the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722638)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 1:54 AM
Author: bearded school cafeteria

help me out.

edit: i misread your poast first time around. i see what you mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722654)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: apoplectic impressive area genital piercing

and he played goalie in college at small school in michigan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35733598)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 2:59 AM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic station macaca

I doubt any of the forwards or defenseman have much of any experience. It's not like soccer. Goalie is highly specialized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722819)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 8:41 AM
Author: motley pocket flask

Yeah, it's a totally different skill set than what a forward or defenseman would possess. Accountants are much better suited IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723300)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic station macaca

He tended net in college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723491)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: beta striped hyena

part-time. he was a backup for a crappy college team. nhl goaltending is officially flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723876)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: maroon background story address

so is catcher but baseball teams don't pull a local rando when their second catchers go down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723689)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Charismatic judgmental stead clown

don't they have extra catchers working the bullpen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723718)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: maroon background story address

they're not on the roster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723722)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Charismatic judgmental stead clown

neither was the accountant dood. they signed him to a one day contract a few hours before the game. same deal probably if one or more of the catchers got hurt in pregame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723743)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: maroon background story address

no, they just have another player on the roster fill in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723749)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Charismatic judgmental stead clown

yea I guess. probably means it's harder to find another guy on the team who knows how to goaltend vs. a guy who knows how to catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723759)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: multi-colored theater liquid oxygen

A bunch of major leaguers will have played catcher in high school, since having a strong arm is needed (e.g. Bryce Harper played catcher in high school/ junior college). I imagine goalies are differentiated a lot earlier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724814)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Walnut Kitty

bullpen catchers are often middle aged and their job is really to help coach the relief pitchers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723753)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Walnut Kitty

yeah but those guys never enter a real game, they're basically coaches

an MLB team will designate one of its other position players as the "emergency catcher" who will play catcher if ALL actual catchers are injured during a game. typically, it's somebody who played catcher in college or even high school but then switched to another position.

for example, on the Washington Nationals, Bryce Harper, an outfielder, is the emergency catcher, because I think he played catcher in high school.

If an MLB team has more than 1 days notice that all of their catchers are fucked, they'll just bring up a minor league catcher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723739)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: Fragrant step-uncle's house useless brakes

Harper caught in college and could easily catch in the majors. The Nats moved him to OF to extend his career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724754)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic station macaca

Catcher at least overlaps. Catch a ball, throw a ball. There honestly isn't a ton of overlap between most of what goalies do and most of what players do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723729)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: maroon background story address

so they throw in some shmo who plays in a local rec league instead of a professional athlete with some high school goaltending experience? very weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723756)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic station macaca

Most NHL players have never strapped on goalie pads beyond maybe once or twice as a joke.

This schmo played NCAA hockey.

Trust me. They know they're better off with a non pro athlete with goalie experience than a pro athlete without one.

You never played hockey right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723776)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: maroon background story address

lol is this the part where you say you played "some college ball"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723783)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic station macaca

Lmao not too interested in getting into a pissing contest with you brother. It is clear you never played but that's not a big deal obviously. Just stay in your lane ;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723792)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: maroon background story address

just making observations man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723802)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: violent zombie-like locus

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724102)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: galvanic yapping den crotch

guys watch out, this is obeezy, he is literally a 5'4'' pipsqueak that used to FIGHT for a LIVING. You step to him and he might KO you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724701)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: confused rebellious property

100% agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723790)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic station macaca

Everybody who is even tangentially involved in the sport would agree with that statement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723795)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Charismatic judgmental stead clown

I've never played hockey and it makes sense to me. The vast majority of guys with NHL talent as a forward/defender probably would never at any level get stuck playing goalie. catchers in baseball still hit so you're not taking that away and it makes sense a lot of times to have the guy with the best arm playing catcher in high school, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723816)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic station macaca

Right.

Also I don't think a single piece of equipment overlaps between goalie gear and a players gear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723830)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: brilliant haunting resort

Plus most MLB position players either caught or played shortstop in HS, as those are the two highest-skill positions. Any roster would have at least a few guys with some level of catching experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723865)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic station macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723941)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: beta striped hyena

this is utterly ridiculous. he started ONE year and played backup his other years, including his senior year. on top of that, his college team had a losing record throughout his college career. this guy wasn't some elite-level college player. you're overestimating the skill required to stop pucks from nhl athletes. ljl at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723902)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic station macaca

Goalie is super easy anyone can do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723937)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: beta striped hyena

a guy who plays in the beer league and barely played in college stopped 7 shots (100% save percentage) from some of the best hockey players in the world. the skill to stop hockey pucks isn't that high. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724005)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic station macaca

Nope it's easy bro. You should take it up and cop one of those $5M salaries they pay these talentless goalies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724020)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: beta striped hyena

LOL. This is retardation. Do you think putting in Earl to play point guard for the Warriors would have similar results? You can literally put a sumo wrestler in front of the net and his save percentage would top 0.850.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724037)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic station macaca

Is Earl a former D-1 starter player coming into a blow out game at the end?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724058)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: beta striped hyena

The guy started for one year. He played mop up duties his last year and every other year. D-1 basketball and D-1 hockey are on a completely different level in terms of talent because of the competitive pool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724105)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: aromatic green degenerate school

The NHL goalie skill is high, it's just that the differences between pro level and good beer leaguer aren't as immediately apparent as other sports/positions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724106)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: beta striped hyena

It really isn't. NHL goalies literally cheat by wearing huge pads. Look at ridiculousness of Patrick Roy for example.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724139)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: aromatic green degenerate school

I would agree that becoming an NHL goalie is probably a lower bar than any position in the 4 major sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724176)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: beta striped hyena

cr. I can't think of any other position from the 4 major sports that requires less skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724204)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: bearded school cafeteria

it's this kind of kooky shit that makes sports pretty cool sometimes.

hockey is the kookiest, though weird shit happens in football too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722434)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 1:47 AM
Author: Disgusting Famous Landscape Painting

Word. This is awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722642)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 2:01 AM
Author: Laughsome sooty library selfie

If the accountant got injured would a random fan be selected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722671)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 2:16 AM
Author: Pearl public bath

And during tax season!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722720)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: maroon background story address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722729)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 2:32 AM
Author: exciting stage

*dominik hasek called into h&r block to do your return *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722756)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 8:35 AM
Author: Stimulating mediation wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723264)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Pearl public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35726310)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: clear field faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35733574)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 2:40 AM
Author: lime headpube crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722771)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 3:07 AM
Author: beta striped hyena

180, but just goes to show that nhl goaltending requires almost zero skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722832)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 3:13 AM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic station macaca

Soooooo cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35722835)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: motley pocket flask

Arms stiff at his sides, he skates slowly onto the ice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723837)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: primrose thriller lay philosopher-king

He stopped seven shots. That's not enough of a sample size to conclude anything.

Look at save percentages. If a goalies save 93% of the shots they see, then they are winning or a finalist for the Vezina. If they save 88%, back to the AHL, fucko.

So it's really 1 in 20 shots the differentiates between world class goalies and those that can't stay on the roster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724320)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Flesh razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Most of which were from the point or bad angles. In a 4 goal game in the third period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35725341)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: arousing mustard stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35725276)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: Hairless depressive scourge upon the earth

if i was his boss I'd be absolutely furious, imagine if he'd gotten hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723273)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: confused rebellious property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723630)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: Jade whorehouse

He was fired for breaching his employer's non-compete clause

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723843)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: brilliant haunting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723851)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: Charismatic judgmental stead clown

looks like he made about $7K for this. Does he get paid anything to show up to every game or is it pretty much a free season tickets deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723316)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: clear field faggotry

He gets a comped meal and watches the game from the press box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35733582)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Bespoke Indirect Expression Messiness

hockeymos explain. Why doesn't another player just fill in in goalie like in other sports? If a team runs out of pitchers often times they will throw anyone in? Or a lineman will kick if a kicker gets injured in football.

"Foster is part of a crew of recreational goaltenders who staff Chicago’s home games in case of emergencies for either team. But it usually just means a nice dinner and a night in the press box watching the world’s best players compete at hockey’s highest level.?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723672)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Hairless depressive scourge upon the earth

they don't have the right equipment in correct sizes for the other players. Even if they were the same size as the goalie that stuff would smell bad to high heaven and would be a communicable disease risk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723687)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: vibrant coral church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724220)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic station macaca

You're better off with somebody who has played goalie at a high level at some point in his life than a legit NHL forward or defenseman who has never strapped on goalie pads

Goalie and NHL forward/defenseman are incredibly different skill sets. Skates are different, all the motions are different, you worry about different shit. The average player would barely be able to move in goalie gear much less stop 7 shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723699)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: beta striped hyena

ljl. but this guy never played at a high level. he was a backup goalie for a college team that was mediocre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723858)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic station macaca

He started NCAA D1 hockey. That's an incredibly high level of hockey my friend.

http://wmubroncos.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=308

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723930)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: beta striped hyena

lol at this. compared to football, basketball, baseball and soccer, the competitive talent pool is minimal in college hockey. only a very small number of people in certain regions in the usa have the resources to play competitive hockey. if you're one of the lucky few, it's extremely easy to get on a college hockey team.

on top of that, the best players skip college altogether. you're also not competing with the canadians and russians to play us college hockey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723962)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic station macaca

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724013)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: aromatic green degenerate school

Canadians and europeans make up like 30% of NCAA hockey rosters.

edit: and just lmao at including soccer. I went to law school with dudes who walked on to D1 soccer teams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724023)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic station macaca

everything in his poast was wildly off base.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724034)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: beta striped hyena

Those players are the equivalent of 6'3" American basketball forwards playing in Europe. LOL at equating college Canadian and European players with real talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724079)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic station macaca

1/3 NHL players came from NCAA.

Honestly man you're way out of your depth here and should take a breather....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724094)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: beta striped hyena

That 1/3 of NHL players from the NCAA are from what other countries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724127)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: beta striped hyena

and how many of them make it to the NHL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724044)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: aromatic green degenerate school

http://collegehockeyinc.com/articles/2017/04/nhl-features-record-number-percentage-of-ncaa-alumni.php

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724071)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: beta striped hyena

that's fine but what percentage of them are Canadians or Europeans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724086)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic station macaca

https://www.collegehockeynews.com/news/2018/01/11_Team-Canada-Picks-Numerous.php

At this point I have to assume you're just enjoying the abuse....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724104)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: beta striped hyena

Are you utterly ignorant? LOL. NHL players were barred from playing in the Olympics. They had to choose college players. Do you know how Canada performed in the Olympics? Their hockey team was a national joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724118)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic station macaca

Lolling hard at this.

First they didn't choose any current NCAA players.

Second in 2014 20 USA Olympians were NCAA and 5 Canadian Olympians were NCAA.

Again i have to stress that you are miles out of your depth and really need to get back in your lane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724129)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: beta striped hyena

They lost to Germany, a country that barely plays hockey.

http://nationalpost.com/sports/olympics/olympic-shocker-germany-upsets-canada-in-mens-hockey-semifinal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724150)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: Thirsty garrison mad-dog skullcap

I agree. It think it's weird that they couldn't find someone with a better resume. This guy was a nobody in college hockey 10 years ago and hasn't played anywhere since!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724031)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: aromatic green degenerate school

I guess they need someone who isn't currently playing pro/semi-pro hockey, and is available to come to the rink every home game. So basically you're left with regular dayjob bro who is a former high-level competitive player, and still an active beerleaguer and hockey nut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724162)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Thirsty garrison mad-dog skullcap

A metro area like Chicago with its millions of people can't find someone who just finished a stint in the semi-pro's? I doubt they advertised the position properly. Or maybe he had a connection to someone in the front office. Either way, it seems like the organization dropped the ball on this one and got bailed out by some heroic goaltending from an everyman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724262)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Charismatic judgmental stead clown

do you realize how rare it was for the guy to even dress, let alone actually see any action? If the starting goalie got hurt even a few hours earlier they probably would have just pulled up an active minor league goalie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724287)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: aromatic green degenerate school

they should have used Harrison Barnes to headhunt a better goalie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724499)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Charismatic judgmental stead clown

well you talk out of ass all the time so it makes sense you'd say something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724171)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Bespoke Indirect Expression Messiness

Lol. Should have called a sumo wrestler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723678)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Brindle Rehab Queen Of The Night

is that finance whiz kid RSF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723806)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Charismatic judgmental stead clown

Anthony Weiner actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723825)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:41 AM
Author: Brindle Rehab Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723842)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: nubile locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35723883)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Titillating travel guidebook lettuce

He maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724128)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: avocado geriatric codepig

36 years old age is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724161)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hateful menage

anyone who didn't play a lil college ball needs to get the fuck out of this thread NOW. ok, we're all still here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724196)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Charismatic judgmental stead clown

wtf do these teams do if both goalies get hurt during the game rather than before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724293)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: self-absorbed bbw

sometimes the goaltending coach suits up i think

otherwise they're fucked and they basically have the least injured one stand still on the ice until the game is over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724577)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Charismatic judgmental stead clown

hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724594)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: galvanic yapping den crotch

NICE, still a chance!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35724674)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: aromatic green degenerate school

*starts homedressing like a NOWAG and showing up to Devils games in full equipment & uniform*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35725095)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: galvanic yapping den crotch

CRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35725274)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Hairless depressive scourge upon the earth

lmao homedressing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35726378)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: galvanic yapping den crotch

High % of NOWAGS are known homedressers. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35726386)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: abnormal hunting ground

why couldn't it have been a lawyer? they never write feel good stories about lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35725777)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: arousing mustard stag film

odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35726024)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Walnut Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35726039)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Deranged Appetizing Cuckold Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35726397)



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Date: March 30th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Fishy base

SPORTTT IS FRAUD!!!

maek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35725999)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: clear field faggotry

“To paraphrase the classic 1997 film Air Bud, there’s nothing in the rulebook that says an accountant can’t play hockey.”

Life imitates XO, again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#35733585)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 6:58 AM
Author: confused rebellious property

Still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#36899279)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 7:10 AM
Author: Disgusting Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3933682&forum_id=2#36899295)