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You would get a job if that's what you really wanted. Ins...
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This is sad. Sounds like a sweet kid tho. Why not move to ar...
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don't you work at home a lot?
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"Feels like there are only 16 hours in a day now and NO...
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That’s sad :(. Can you just play with her then and work mor...
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I feel really bad for your daughter.
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Really important to set up a routine that gives you daily on...
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Biglaw would be 1000000000% more bearable if I could be a Ps...
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Just say you converted.
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The GC hate doesn't really start until you get into your 30s...
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Sometimes, a poast is too toxic
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You should be writing fiction
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The way you do handle this is to make work an activity you d...
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Win win
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CHANGE JOBS ASSHOLE im a shitlaw solo and make a humble 8...
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That isn't really enough money to have kids though.
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how many do you have? I have one and it's fine. anyway, I...
Bronze Candlestick Maker Prole
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0. I'm saving up.
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Ljl. I make 100k In ARE country and live like a king with ki...
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You know what you need? A pit bull.
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Ljl. Killing shitpits could be a nice bonding activity with ...
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*aims* *get's got from behind by the pit bull's buddy*
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he'll really appreciate that extra 40 minutes you spent look...
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What is this (((GC))) fraudlies bs you are spouting
Fragrant Marketing Idea Rehab
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the problem is law, not slightly less law
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Or you could work a 8-4:45 bigfed job, play with your kids a...
Fragrant Marketing Idea Rehab
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He’s just rationalizing his own decisions.
Misanthropic Exciting Telephone
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yea man those jobs just get handed out
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Instead of gunning for big law, you should have tried for bi...
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i'm sure it's not. sadly ARE country is a wasteland that's ...
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Lol no. TX is 180 af, as are other flyover states like UT an...
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No but it’s good that people like you think this
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Yes.
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my question as well
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if you guys honestly think an 80k annual salary along with p...
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Funny.
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Ljl at lawyers who don’t work for the gov.
Fragrant Marketing Idea Rehab
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Move to Texas or the midwest.
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This. How are ppl that stupid to not figure this out.
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“That means you’re like an owner now right?”
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this thread is toxic. having the puppydood and seeing how mu...
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Don’t worry, something tells me that’s not going to happen.
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Your entire existence is going to be a let down for your kid...
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we're 180 dog parents thus far
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The Bort has only been open FOURTEEN YEARS, dummy.
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PR counts.
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(glass house dweller)
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& he got stoned to death
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Vat? My dad thought I was great, except the whole hard cide...
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which dad
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How did people have so many children.
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Glad you were able to avoid this pain, TMF.
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Might deal with this nonsense in a few years. I just hope t...
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You don't even have kids?
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Date: April 5th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Startling dashing institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770407)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: lavender background story parlor

describe what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770549)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: Lascivious mother

My 3yo now tries to console me because she knows it bums me out - "it's okay, dada, go to your office, we can play tomorrow, it's okay" - and it makes it 100x worse.

People bitching about GC, corp culture, hours, etc. before kids are in for constant kicks to the nuts once they have kids. Feels like there are only 16 hours in a day now and NO ONE other than you, your spouse, and your parents give a shit about your kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770462)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: brass comical bawdyhouse tank

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770464)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: Pink Supple Love Of Her Life

this is why i'm going to work part time when i become a parent

i'll become a nurse and work 3 shifts a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770471)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Painfully honest submissive chapel toilet seat

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770480)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: smoky shitlib

You would get a job if that's what you really wanted.

Instead you are more concerned about status, consumption or your bug wife not loving you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770502)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Misanthropic Exciting Telephone

This is sad. Sounds like a sweet kid tho. Why not move to are country and get a chill job with less hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770510)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: provocative flatulent cruise ship half-breed

Thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's play,

Can you teach me to throw?

I said not today, I got a lot to do,

He said that's ok.

And he walked away but his smile never dipped,

He said I'm gonna be like him, yeah,

You know I'm gonna be like him...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770612)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: bisexual ruby den



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: red embarrassed to the bone azn nowag



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: hyperventilating liquid oxygen cumskin



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Violet hairraiser athletic conference

don't you work at home a lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770774)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: elite gunner meetinghouse

"Feels like there are only 16 hours in a day now and NO ONE other than you, your spouse, and your parents give a shit about your kid."

Yup. And literally nobody at all gives a fuck about you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771019)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Drunken effete macaca



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Aromatic Sinister Really Tough Guy French Chef

That’s sad :(. Can you just play with her then and work more after she goes to bed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771434)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Adventurous slippery site hissy fit

I feel really bad for your daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771898)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: mildly autistic menage

Really important to set up a routine that gives you daily one on one time with kid, and regular longer form one on one time. IDGAF what your job is, it is possible. Need to treat that time as inviolate as an Outlook meeting with the CEO would be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771966)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: Drunken effete macaca

Biglaw would be 1000000000% more bearable if I could be a PseudoJew.

Allow me to explain: Jews get 24 hours from Friday sundown to Saturday sundown and no matter what is going on they aren't expected to be monitoring devices and there's no consequences. Similarly, they have automatic time off well in advance that nobody fucks with.

Just give me all the same time off and same days.

OR, if it's too much to have everybody off at the same time, give me like Thursday evenings and all of Sunday, plus the same number of days (redeemable for any day not a Jewish holiday) that have the same status where they're guaranteed not to be fucked with.

With that one simple change, it would be possible to have both a family life and biglaw.

But, nope, it can't be done. The hierarchy is Jewish Holidays, The Client, Random Firm Bullshit, everything else and it's up to you where you place your kids in "everything else."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772125)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: mildly autistic menage

Just say you converted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772928)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: Passionate Lodge

The GC hate doesn't really start until you get into your 30s and either have kids or know that you can't have kids because you did your career-building years wrong and would only be setting them up to be subordinate to some other shit's kids.

If I had a kid, he'd be without a father because I'd have motivation to overthrow GC with violence and I'd probably die before the effort completed. As a childless 34-year-old, I'm disinclined to actually get involved in violence on behalf of people who don't exist and never will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774045)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: stimulating unholy chad depressive



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Doobsian newt

toxic thread

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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Free-loading whorehouse



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: lavender background story parlor

you hear your 6 yr old son and 5 yr old daughter whispering downstairs when they thought you were asleep. you know they're talking about you.

"...he didn't want to play with me....worried about him...what can we do...he looked so happy in those pics with mommy in the wedding....is it our fault..."

"shhh the lights are on...i think he's up."

you see them

"Daddy I thought you were asleep! I hope you're ready for your big day!" (it's a hearing on motion to compel production of emails)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770655)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Sienna wild persian skinny woman

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770706)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Fragrant Marketing Idea Rehab

Jfc

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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Painfully honest submissive chapel toilet seat

Sometimes, a poast is too toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770806)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Misanthropic Exciting Telephone

You should be writing fiction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770952)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: hyperventilating liquid oxygen cumskin

lol

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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Drunken effete macaca



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:33 PM
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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: bisexual ruby den

The way you do handle this is to make work an activity you do TOGETHER. You know, maybe start them out early on a few compliance tasks... "Daddy, this definitely violates policy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770664)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Arousing stage boiling water

Win win

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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: bisexual ruby den



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Bronze Candlestick Maker Prole

CHANGE JOBS ASSHOLE

im a shitlaw solo and make a humble 80-100k, but I only work ~30 hrs a week so I can chill with my son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770674)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: bisexual ruby den

That isn't really enough money to have kids though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770683)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Bronze Candlestick Maker Prole

how many do you have?

I have one and it's fine. anyway, Id rather do homework with him than pay for a private tutor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770689)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: bisexual ruby den

0. I'm saving up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770752)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Fragrant Marketing Idea Rehab

Ljl. I make 100k In ARE country and live like a king with kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770738)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: bisexual ruby den

You know what you need? A pit bull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770761)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Fragrant Marketing Idea Rehab

Ljl. Killing shitpits could be a nice bonding activity with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770794)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: bisexual ruby den

"Is daddy trying to hurt the doggy?"

"Oh, no, the doggy is hurting daddy!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770817)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Marketing Idea Rehab

Nah, we could hunt them from afar with my 6.5CM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770829)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: bisexual ruby den

*aims*

*get's got from behind by the pit bull's buddy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770869)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Citrine disrespectful kitchen

he'll really appreciate that extra 40 minutes you spent looking at your phone in his presence when he doesn't get to go to college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770735)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Fragrant Marketing Idea Rehab

What is this (((GC))) fraudlies bs you are spouting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770746)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Citrine disrespectful kitchen

the problem is law, not slightly less law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770751)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Fragrant Marketing Idea Rehab

Or you could work a 8-4:45 bigfed job, play with your kids at night and all weekend long, make 100-120k In ARE country, live like a king, and put kids through state college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770775)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Misanthropic Exciting Telephone

He’s just rationalizing his own decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770968)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Citrine disrespectful kitchen

yea man those jobs just get handed out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770982)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Fragrant Marketing Idea Rehab

Instead of gunning for big law, you should have tried for bigfed. With that said, big fed in ARE country is actually not that hard to get now as long as you are a chill nonaspie dude. Personality is probably the number one consideration at my agency. Not being a Jew or Asian prob helps too in this administration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771160)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Citrine disrespectful kitchen

i'm sure it's not. sadly ARE country is a wasteland that's getting worse. sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771171)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Fragrant Marketing Idea Rehab

Lol no. TX is 180 af, as are other flyover states like UT and NM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771213)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Misanthropic Exciting Telephone

No but it’s good that people like you think this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771238)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Painfully honest submissive chapel toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771248)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Fragrant Marketing Idea Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771260)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Citrine disrespectful kitchen

are you just going to chase me around from thread to thread and have a witty duck sauce one-liner to every post i make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771274)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Fragrant Marketing Idea Rehab

tbf, u sound like an angry asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771286)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Citrine disrespectful kitchen

i actually like you as a poster man, but you kinda only need to do the "lol just go be a fed drone in Texas" schtick once. plus Texas isn't ARE country unless you're legit out in the panhandle or something. Dallas, Houston, and Austin are pretty much the opposite of ARE country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771309)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Misanthropic Exciting Telephone

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771437)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Cream legal warrant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771571)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: mildly autistic menage

Brutal lawl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770758)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Misanthropic Exciting Telephone

“Doesn’t get to go to college”

What country are you living in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770963)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Fragrant Marketing Idea Rehab

my question as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771237)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Citrine disrespectful kitchen

if you guys honestly think an 80k annual salary along with presumed other debt is going to get the job done on tuition and fees for anything but a community college or vocational ed school for 1+ kids 10 years from now, then, uh, best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771363)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Bronze Candlestick Maker Prole

why presumed debt? Didnt your rich parents pay for all of your college?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771465)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Citrine disrespectful kitchen

not a dime of undergrad or law school. got a partial academic scholarship for undergrad and worked 20 hours a week for the rest. took loans for law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771496)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Doobsian newt

Presumably an xoer making $85G a year could swing something similar for their kid, no? Financial aid combined with kid working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771519)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Citrine disrespectful kitchen

i hope so for all of our sakes, but even humoring flyover dude above in-state cost of attendance is at or above $100k for every state school in Texas and that's if the kid gets out in 4 years, no summers. do you think that won't be at least double that ten years from now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771549)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Doobsian newt

A lot of colleges are going to have to come to Jesus with regard to their tuitions or they won't maek it. Admittedly not the top schools...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771637)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: mildly autistic menage

"daddy why you workin'? Why you always workin'? I like when you're home."

"daddy why doesn't sister talk? Why did she grab me? Why doesn't she want to play with me?" (3-5y/o too young to quite grasp her big sister will never say a word and lacks the capacity to model her as a person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770723)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Anal box office generalized bond

sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770989)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: Misanthropic Exciting Telephone

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771027)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: amethyst judgmental tanning salon kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771189)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Geriatric stock car parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771528)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: bisexual ruby den

*flaps arms at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775485)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: mildly autistic menage

Funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775490)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Fragrant Marketing Idea Rehab

Ljl at lawyers who don’t work for the gov.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770732)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: odious friendly grandma

Move to Texas or the midwest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770767)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Fragrant Marketing Idea Rehab

This. How are ppl that stupid to not figure this out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770784)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Misanthropic Exciting Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770977)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Irate topaz indirect expression

imagine getting physically beaten up in front of your kids. neither you nor they will ever get over it for the rest of your lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770820)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Startling dashing institution

the whole premise of 3:10 to Yuma is a loser redeeming himself in the eyes of his son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770834)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: lavender background story parlor

"Yay Daddy! I read the announcement about becoming Counsel! It sounds like you're gonna be on the Jedi counsel haha! You must be so powerful!"

"can you use force command at work now?"

your son puts up his hood like obi-wan and waves his hand in front of you. "You do not need this draft turned around by tomorrow morning. You do not need this draft turned around by tomorrow morning. haha that would be sooo awesome!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770852)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Misanthropic Exciting Telephone

“That means you’re like an owner now right?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770986)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Drunken effete macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771305)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Frisky exhilarant shrine

this thread is toxic. having the puppydood and seeing how much he loves our attention, i'm afraid to have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771099)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Fragrant Marketing Idea Rehab

Don’t worry, something tells me that’s not going to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771254)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Aromatic Sinister Really Tough Guy French Chef

Your entire existence is going to be a let down for your kids so don’t do it. Some people are just not cut out to be parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771424)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: nubile volcanic crater

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771441)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: red embarrassed to the bone azn nowag

lmfaooooooooooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771456)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: mildly autistic menage

Damn, girl. I know you're in the lap of luxury but you would have made a damn fine litigation partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771468)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Arousing stage boiling water

All types of scum used to have kids. Now it's only for the well adjusted and top 10% earners?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771475)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: mildly autistic menage

I think there might be some daylight between panties wearing pedophiles and well adjusted top 10% wage earners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771482)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: nubile volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771489)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: red embarrassed to the bone azn nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771510)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: talented balding locus rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771547)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Cream legal warrant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771560)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: curious cordovan temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771693)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Drunken effete macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772064)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Arousing stage boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774840)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Frisky exhilarant shrine

we're 180 dog parents thus far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771481)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: talented balding locus rigpig

Jesus. This is easily the most pathetic response to a gaping that I’ve ever seen in 15+ years coming to this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771542)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Cream legal warrant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771564)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Adventurous slippery site hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771945)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: nubile volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771955)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Drunken effete macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772066)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: Saffron Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35773694)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: Mint big pisswyrm masturbator

The Bort has only been open FOURTEEN YEARS, dummy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775441)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: bisexual ruby den

PR counts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775489)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: talented balding locus rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771544)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Cream legal warrant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771557)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Adventurous slippery site hissy fit

You boozy brunched while your Mongoloid son was inside of you and you got your stupid chink ass outed on a mentally ill public form. You're a shit mentally ill mother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772026)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: nubile volcanic crater

but dat HHI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772190)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Misanthropic Exciting Telephone

Amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35773699)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: Violet hairraiser athletic conference

(glass house dweller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35776598)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 8:24 AM
Author: mildly autistic menage

& he got stoned to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35776600)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: boyish incel

Thread provides great insight into why Tmfs father was shit (it wasn't because he didn't like his weirdo son--its because he didn't make enough money). Things will definitely be great die Tmfs kids once he's saved enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771569)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: bisexual ruby den

Vat? My dad thought I was great, except the whole hard cider, move to the big city, getting pit bulls, going to law school, etc. thing... Also wasn't sure why I couldn't just watch sports or live in the midwest. Nbd though, everyone has their differences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772821)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: Maroon twisted abode international law enforcement agency

which dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771666)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Opaque giraffe

that's why reading about the harvey family murders in richmond is so horrifying - either the parents had to watch their own kids get beaten and stabbed to death, unable to do anything about it, or they got beaten and stabbed to death in front of their own kids first, unable to protect them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771914)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: dark histrionic pistol

A while ago, bro. A while ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774513)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Lime charismatic wagecucks

How did people have so many children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772024)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: lavender background story parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35773167)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz becky therapy

I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' it-self, down through the generations, westward the wagons, across the sands a time until-- aw, look at me, I'm ramblin' again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774450)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: dark histrionic pistol

My kid punched me in the face today after horseback riding in costa rica. He didn't like it, and the caballero had to hook his horse up to my kids and lead him in front of everybody. Kid was pissed as fuck because he thought he was the only one to get towed like that. He chilled when I explained that other kids had the same thing happen; he just didn't see them.

This kid did the fucking zip line though. Holy fuck! I fucking love this kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774488)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: dark histrionic pistol

And he kept his thumb out when he made the fist, like I had showed him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35777185)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Trip Trump Supporter Indian Lodge

Next time use Cialis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775139)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:53 PM
Author: bisexual ruby den

Also, pretty sure that isn't the worst feeling in the world. Pretty sure the worst feeling in the world is some kind of Mexican cartel torture or something.

The problem is that XOers are all spoiled and soft. "OMG I don't spend as much as I wish I could with my kids!!!" Yeah, that's been the case since the beginning of time. Your kids, assuming they're lucky enough to have good careers, will have the same issue. That's just life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775533)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: mildly autistic menage

Glad you were able to avoid this pain, TMF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775540)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 12:03 AM
Author: bisexual ruby den

Might deal with this nonsense in a few years. I just hope they're not too annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775567)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: mildly autistic menage

You don't even have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775572)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Personal Credit Line

Like, inch by inch, into the grave? That’s pretty harsh even for a joke at RSF’s expense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775814)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: lavender background story parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35779575)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Startling dashing institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35781553)