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I am a 32 year old male and I do not know how to change a tire.

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Tantric nibblets
  04/06/18
"male"
Dull Garrison
  04/06/18
(((male)))
Stirring theater
  04/06/18
Uh....call the tow company. What a fag!
bateful factory reset button native
  04/06/18
*stares at tire iron, unsure of which side to stick in his a...
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I know how to do it. Ive watched tards do it. I would never ...
Bright seedy cuckold gas station
  04/06/18
had to do it a couple of years ago in an emergency. it's hon...
Buff Trump Supporter
  04/06/18
it's incredibly simple.
aqua arrogant office
  04/06/18
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ungodly anal church
  04/06/18
Can learn in 10 minutes on youtube
adulterous metal pit
  04/06/18
You can learn in 45 seconds by looking at the simple directi...
vivacious yarmulke
  04/06/18
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godawful frisky library mother
  04/06/18
first pinciples=0 seconds. there's only so many ways to use ...
chocolate abode keepsake machete
  04/06/18
The one somewhat non-obvious aspect is where the jack points...
vivacious yarmulke
  04/06/18
sure, you might not know that. and I know where i should go,...
chocolate abode keepsake machete
  04/06/18
people can forget to loosen the lug nuts before jacking the ...
sinister brindle home alpha
  04/06/18
well they gonna learn today (actually didnt know car manu...
chocolate abode keepsake machete
  04/06/18
lmao @ not having your dad teach you. what kind of parents d...
sinister brindle home alpha
  04/06/18
many people are shocked to learn of the hebrew sickness
chocolate abode keepsake machete
  04/06/18
If everything goes perfectly, perhaps, but where experience ...
Ultramarine spot
  04/06/18
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Charismatic sanctuary
  04/06/18
I know the process in theory, but who wants to get their nic...
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  04/06/18
I have changed literally dozens of tires in a suit and tie. ...
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So you soil your suit so that you can call yourself a macho ...
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  04/06/18
link? been driving for two decades, when would I have ha...
chocolate abode keepsake machete
  04/06/18
I think he's talking about his bicycle! haha
startled son of senegal azn
  04/06/18
Dozens I said
bateful factory reset button native
  04/06/18
yes, you'll have to provide a link, champ. cars don't nee...
chocolate abode keepsake machete
  04/06/18
DOZENS
bateful factory reset button native
  04/06/18
damn it bro. I thought you were gonna go full drunkard and k...
chocolate abode keepsake machete
  04/06/18
Incredibly faggy reply.
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  04/06/18
It's a legit concern. I consider myself to be a very compete...
Ultramarine spot
  04/06/18
Lmao your dedication to schtick is insane
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Stirring theater
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  04/06/18
i actually did it for girl in 2012, and we got married in 20...
puce national
  04/06/18
Gen-x; can change oil/filter + change wheels and properly to...
Disrespectful excitant university gay wizard
  04/06/18
torque bolts is such a necessary jargon.
puce national
  04/06/18
In the context of putting on a spare it sure as fuck is. Lik...
Disrespectful excitant university gay wizard
  04/06/18
Changed many flats back in HS/college. Now i would just call...
Gaped ruby corner
  04/06/18
I fucked two girls (two separate occasions) after they calle...
Ultramarine spot
  04/06/18
Jesus Christ – freshman year in college – change some blonde...
Copper Multi-colored Ladyboy Boltzmann
  04/06/18
Haha, DESCRIBE the suicidal tendencies this memory evokes. ...
Ultramarine spot
  04/06/18
It's hilarious how much it turns them on. Wife still gets al...
talented slippery trailer park dog poop
  04/06/18
jesus christ this is why there is so much money to be made i...
Snowy rebellious prole
  04/06/18
azn?
glassy weed whacker newt
  04/06/18
lot's of AZN mechanics in Sunset Park, Brooklyn, no excuse!
Snowy rebellious prole
  04/06/18
true. there are hordes down by the navy yard
glassy weed whacker newt
  04/06/18
lol what sort of azn parents let their kids be car mechanics...
Snowy rebellious prole
  04/06/18
White collar Asians are more likely to know how to visualize...
Razzle-dazzle National Security Agency
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If your Dad did not devote a Saturday to this for you growin...
talented slippery trailer park dog poop
  04/06/18
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puce national
  04/06/18
Ur dad sounds incredibly 180
bateful factory reset button native
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Coiffed Lay Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/06/18
I'll never have children, so it's not an issue.
vivacious yarmulke
  04/06/18
One I forgot hilariously backfired on me. He used to always ...
talented slippery trailer park dog poop
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Coiffed Lay Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/06/18
lmao
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Cr - I make my son help me out whenever I work on cars (or a...
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Yeah, that's the way man. I can't walk into a hardware store...
talented slippery trailer park dog poop
  04/06/18
I skipped "play tools" with him and when he was ba...
Disrespectful excitant university gay wizard
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real tools are less likely to have Chinese lead paint.
chocolate abode keepsake machete
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Yeah, I head scratched why people pay $20-$50 bucks for thes...
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I've seen four year olds using machetes to chop shit in Afri...
chocolate abode keepsake machete
  04/06/18
lmao. reminds me how not hard most stuff is: my si...
chocolate abode keepsake machete
  04/06/18
180 dad
Mind-boggling flatulent tanning salon
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cr
Charismatic sanctuary
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u: teaching your son to put on lipstick and clean up after D...
Mind-boggling flatulent tanning salon
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My dad made me help him with a lot of handiwork, but would n...
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180
Umber Hominid Personal Credit Line
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I dont know how to do this but should probably learn. is the...
bull headed yellow codepig location
  04/06/18
Any car manual has a pretty good guide and it will show you ...
talented slippery trailer park dog poop
  04/06/18
All true, but the chances of him seriously fucking something...
Ultramarine spot
  04/06/18
I think I know how to tighten a lugnut. you jack it where th...
bull headed yellow codepig location
  04/06/18
Right. Just never put any part of yourself in between the ca...
talented slippery trailer park dog poop
  04/06/18
"I think I know how to tighten a lugnut." You h...
Ultramarine spot
  04/06/18
cr that's why I plan to practice in my driveway. and I'd sti...
bull headed yellow codepig location
  04/06/18
Practicing in your driveway is better than alongside a road,...
Ultramarine spot
  04/06/18
my sister--a shrew--did this for the first time 15 years aft...
chocolate abode keepsake machete
  04/06/18
Obviously, you have a firm grasp of probability. Of cours...
Ultramarine spot
  04/06/18
yes, I do. never heard of someone seriously injured changing...
chocolate abode keepsake machete
  04/06/18
Injury is just one of the risks. The primary risk is fucking...
Ultramarine spot
  04/06/18
(guy scared of risking death to fix a dying pos car) ht...
chocolate abode keepsake machete
  04/06/18
brother, there's nothing to it. put the jack under the ca...
aqua arrogant office
  04/06/18
Got to loosen the nuts 1/4 turn before jacking it up.
Copper Multi-colored Ladyboy Boltzmann
  04/06/18
Wrong Good luck getting the lug nuts loose with the car ...
Cobalt rehab
  04/06/18
fair point. i skipped that step in my haste to show how simp...
aqua arrogant office
  04/06/18
I just watched a video. this is comically easy. lol at xo mi...
bull headed yellow codepig location
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aqua arrogant office
  04/06/18
lmao at not loosening nuts first
chocolate abode keepsake machete
  04/06/18
You also have a decent chance of dumping the car off of the ...
Ultramarine spot
  04/06/18
cr. those jacks are fucking worthless
swashbuckling cordovan heaven
  04/06/18
indeed. as i said above, of course you loosen the lugnuts wh...
aqua arrogant office
  04/06/18
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Coiffed Lay Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/06/18
JFC I had no idea there were so many namby-pamby ladybois on...
Charismatic sanctuary
  04/06/18
literal liberals and cuckolds need to sit this one out, hoss...
chocolate abode keepsake machete
  04/06/18
you didn't?
aqua arrogant office
  04/06/18
Being raised in cities has a lot to do with it.
angry cracking deer antler
  04/06/18
(likes it here even more)
Mind-boggling flatulent tanning salon
  04/06/18
What bort did you think this was?
Umber Hominid Personal Credit Line
  04/06/18
DBG is just 32?
cyan domesticated orchestra pit
  04/06/18
I've never had a flat tire and frankly don't even see people...
cerebral iridescent stage kitty cat
  04/06/18
Run flat tires are SPS.
Ultramarine spot
  04/07/18


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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Tantric nibblets



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Dull Garrison

"male"

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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Stirring theater

(((male)))

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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: bateful factory reset button native

Uh....call the tow company. What a fag!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779085)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Sable splenetic incel forum

*stares at tire iron, unsure of which side to stick in his ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779107)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: topaz antidepressant drug



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Snowy rebellious prole



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Dull Garrison



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Nudist mildly autistic voyeur filthpig



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: Umber Hominid Personal Credit Line



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Vengeful rose theater stage



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Khaki vibrant site



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: Burgundy Irradiated Hall Coldplay Fan



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Peach Partner



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Date: April 7th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: pink depressive church building



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Bright seedy cuckold gas station

I know how to do it. Ive watched tards do it. I would never do it because if you fuck up or the steel in your "made in china" jack and included in your car for free from some OEM you never heard of fails you become some cripple whose foot got crushed by a car. I would just get out the phone, start the Geico app and have some nigger do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779122)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Buff Trump Supporter

had to do it a couple of years ago in an emergency. it's honestly not that difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779128)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: aqua arrogant office

it's incredibly simple.

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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: ungodly anal church



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: adulterous metal pit

Can learn in 10 minutes on youtube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779204)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: vivacious yarmulke

You can learn in 45 seconds by looking at the simple directions in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779265)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: godawful frisky library mother



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: chocolate abode keepsake machete

first pinciples=0 seconds. there's only so many ways to use the given tools on the car to change a tire under the physics of this universe.

oh, what a Flynn effect!

https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/5760/50376705f95bd41e61dbff81be0d75cb304a.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779404)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: vivacious yarmulke

The one somewhat non-obvious aspect is where the jack points are on the car. But even that is usually pretty clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779451)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: chocolate abode keepsake machete

sure, you might not know that. and I know where i should go, specifically, on my car and not most others but...it's a gay modern German car that always claims we're going to die if I don't take it to a (((certified technician)))). that still wouldn't stop on me on a random car I've never worked on.

it is what it is. first theyre taking away people's ability to fix their own cars and next they're not going to not let people drive their own cars at all. everyone is just supposed to be a helpless gc cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779557)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: sinister brindle home alpha

people can forget to loosen the lug nuts before jacking the car up. that's not obvious to most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779764)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: chocolate abode keepsake machete

well they gonna learn today

(actually didnt know car manual goes through that since ive never used one to change a tire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779805)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: sinister brindle home alpha

lmao @ not having your dad teach you. what kind of parents do these people have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779877)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: chocolate abode keepsake machete

many people are shocked to learn of the hebrew sickness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779994)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Ultramarine spot

If everything goes perfectly, perhaps, but where experience comes into play is when something doesn't go perfectly, such as when the car is not perfectly level or a lug nut is stuck. A big part of becoming marginally competent mechanically is learning what actions are and are not acceptable to address problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779426)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Charismatic sanctuary



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: startled son of senegal azn

I know the process in theory, but who wants to get their nice clothes all dirty. When I go outside I am almost always well-dressed. That's why there is AAA, your car company's service, or your ins co's service etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779247)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: bateful factory reset button native

I have changed literally dozens of tires in a suit and tie. You’re a literal gay if this is your rationale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779278)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: startled son of senegal azn

So you soil your suit so that you can call yourself a macho man? That's just not smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779302)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: chocolate abode keepsake machete

link?

been driving for two decades, when would I have had the opportunity to change even 1 dozen tires on the fly in decent clothes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779313)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: startled son of senegal azn

I think he's talking about his bicycle! haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779339)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: bateful factory reset button native

Dozens I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779387)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: chocolate abode keepsake machete

yes, you'll have to provide a link, champ.

cars don't need emergency tire changes every month (including enough cars for your whole family, girlfriends, secretaries, people at the gas station you just drove into, people on the side of the road who haven't even started and are just crying, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779433)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: bateful factory reset button native

DOZENS

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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: chocolate abode keepsake machete

damn it bro. I thought you were gonna go full drunkard and keep arguing with me about how you assemble Ferraris from scratch metal you create after digging up ore in abandoned pennsylvania mines and smelting it yourself--all in the middle of your commute from a main line philadelphia mansion to the Delaware courts where youre making the corporate transaction case law that will decide our economic future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779593)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: citrine razzle black woman

Incredibly faggy reply.

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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Ultramarine spot

It's a legit concern. I consider myself to be a very competent shade tree mechanic, and I would never change a tire in clothing I wouldn't be okay with permanently staining or damaging. But this is also why I keep a pair of old jeans, t-shirt, and sneakers in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779372)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flatulent tanning salon

Lmao your dedication to schtick is insane

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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Copper Multi-colored Ladyboy Boltzmann



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Stirring theater



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling cordovan heaven

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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: puce national

i actually did it for girl in 2012, and we got married in 2013. and divorce in 2015

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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Disrespectful excitant university gay wizard

Gen-x; can change oil/filter + change wheels and properly torque bolts, replace brake pads & bleed brakes. Get into amateur racing or weekend driving events and you learn to do all of this out of necessity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779319)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: puce national

torque bolts is such a necessary jargon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779337)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Disrespectful excitant university gay wizard

In the context of putting on a spare it sure as fuck is. Likely the OP doesn't even know what a torque wrench is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779536)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Gaped ruby corner

Changed many flats back in HS/college. Now i would just call my insurance co. to do it

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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Ultramarine spot

I fucked two girls (two separate occasions) after they called me to change their tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779383)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Copper Multi-colored Ladyboy Boltzmann

Jesus Christ – freshman year in college – change some blondes tire in the parking lot at school. At the end she says that was very nice let me buy you dinner to make it up. "Oh no thanks I'm happy to help haha"

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779413)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: Ultramarine spot

Haha, DESCRIBE the suicidal tendencies this memory evokes.

TBF, I was fairly confident one girl wanted to hook up before she called me to help her with her tire, but she had a boyfriend. I showed up, started changing her tire, and after struggling for a bit with a difficult lugnut, I asked her where her boyfriend was. She said he was at home, but she would never call him for something like this and giggled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779470)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: talented slippery trailer park dog poop

It's hilarious how much it turns them on. Wife still gets all worked up when she sees me do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779424)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Snowy rebellious prole

jesus christ this is why there is so much money to be made in trades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779384)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: glassy weed whacker newt

azn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779393)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Snowy rebellious prole

lot's of AZN mechanics in Sunset Park, Brooklyn, no excuse!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779397)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: glassy weed whacker newt

true. there are hordes down by the navy yard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779416)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Snowy rebellious prole

lol what sort of azn parents let their kids be car mechanics

that being said a diesel mechanic from a state trade school probably has a higher lifetime earnings when you deduct educational cost than most careers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779439)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National Security Agency

White collar Asians are more likely to know how to visualize and manipulate 3-D objects and so have better mechanical intelligence, it's genetics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35781109)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: talented slippery trailer park dog poop

If your Dad did not devote a Saturday to this for you growing up, he failed you. Mine made me take off/put back on all 4 tires and change my own oil before he ever gave me keys. He also would do things like purposefully leave the lights on the lawn mower to drain the battery out and then make me jump start it the next day when I had to mow, steal the fuses controlling the car radio and power windows on my car so I had to replace them, unscrewed my room's doorknobs a few times so I had to put them back on, siphoned all the gas out of the car when he noticed I was running it on E so I'd learn not to do it again, cut the circuit breaker and turned the water off before he and mom would leave so I knew how to turn it back on and other "tricks" to get me to learn to do stuff on my own. At the time I found them annoying but looking back it was 180 and I realize just how many "men" can't do basic shit. I have a few friends whose wives tell them to call me when basic stuff needs fixed and I just laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779401)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: puce national

190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779419)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: bateful factory reset button native

Ur dad sounds incredibly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779422)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: Coiffed Lay Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779447)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: vivacious yarmulke

I'll never have children, so it's not an issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779462)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: talented slippery trailer park dog poop

One I forgot hilariously backfired on me. He used to always shut off the water to the toilets and sinks in my bathroom so I knew what to do if the toilet overflowed or a pipe in the sink burst. My high school girlfriend took a dump one time after he did it and came out and was just like we need to leave immediately. I was like WTF OK -- didn't come back until several hours later and then discovered her shame. Here she thought she had clogged the toilet and was too scared to tell me when it wouldn't flush right. My dad laughed his ass off when I told him about it and said "well I bet she'll shit in her own house from now on."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779520)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Coiffed Lay Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779796)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling cordovan heaven

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780026)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Umber Hominid Personal Credit Line

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35781052)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Burgundy Irradiated Hall Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35781197)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: titillating hunting ground lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35781655)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Peach Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35785531)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: pink depressive church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35785558)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Disrespectful excitant university gay wizard

Cr - I make my son help me out whenever I work on cars (or anything really). Any normal, non-fag male will look forward to this experience with their father and cherish the memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779511)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: talented slippery trailer park dog poop

Yeah, that's the way man. I can't walk into a hardware store without feeling nostalgic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779562)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Disrespectful excitant university gay wizard

I skipped "play tools" with him and when he was baby/toddler just went to HomeDepot and bought a bunch of larger nuts / bolts / washers and gave him an extra wrench I had. Way cheaper + no more risky then some fake plastic Chinese shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779626)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: chocolate abode keepsake machete

real tools are less likely to have Chinese lead paint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779646)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Disrespectful excitant university gay wizard

Yeah, I head scratched why people pay $20-$50 bucks for these kiddie tool sets when I was able to drop $20 max for a neat little actual toolbox he'll probably keep/use for life which I filled up with little stuff he could play around with. I think maybe parents freak out over the idea of giving their kid something metal, but like you said, arguably safer then lead paint from China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779698)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: chocolate abode keepsake machete

I've seen four year olds using machetes to chop shit in Africa. just part of their daily chores.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780678)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: chocolate abode keepsake machete

lmao.

reminds me how not hard most stuff is:

my sister, at age shrew, was able to change a tire for the first time in the middle of a busy third world street because my dad had done it with us when she was in high school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779634)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flatulent tanning salon

180 dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779922)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Charismatic sanctuary

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779973)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flatulent tanning salon

u: teaching your son to put on lipstick and clean up after Darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780112)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling cordovan heaven

My dad made me help him with a lot of handiwork, but would never teach me for some weird reason. I just watched and taught myself to do things later on, but it really makes a difference to have someone explain it to you at a young age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780068)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: Floppy balding base knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780589)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Umber Hominid Personal Credit Line

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35781053)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: bull headed yellow codepig location

I dont know how to do this but should probably learn. is there a youtube I can use to just practice this weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779409)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: talented slippery trailer park dog poop

Any car manual has a pretty good guide and it will show you exactly where you should put the jack, which is really the only part that can pwn you if you fuck it up (that and not tightening the lug nuts I guess). Better to fuck around and learn now than on the side of a highway in a storm with kids in the car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779448)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine spot

All true, but the chances of him seriously fucking something up if he attempts to learn this shit entirely on his own are relatively high, whether it be cross-threading a lugnut, not sufficiently tightening a lug nut and the wheel falls off, or dumping the car off the jack, possibly onto himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779513)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: bull headed yellow codepig location

I think I know how to tighten a lugnut. you jack it where the manual says to jack it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779559)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: talented slippery trailer park dog poop

Right. Just never put any part of yourself in between the car and the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779595)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Ultramarine spot

"I think I know how to tighten a lugnut."

You have been struggling with changing a tire for the last 45 minutes. You are stressed out, tired, and your hands are sore. Failure to appreciate why this situation creates a risk of fucking up, especially when the situation calls for a high level of exertion, is precisely why there is a relatively high probability that people with no experience working on cars will fuck up.

Just to clarify, when I say a relatively high risk of fucking up, I don't mean it is likely you will fuck up, but given the potential consequences of fucking up when doing this type of work on your car, a very low probability of a fuck up in an absolute sense still represents a situation that is best avoided.

Then we get into the risks of doing this for the first time on the side of the road. That is a perfect recipe for someone absent mindedly stepping out in front of traffic driving by.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779613)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: bull headed yellow codepig location

cr that's why I plan to practice in my driveway. and I'd still probably call AAA in most situations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779696)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine spot

Practicing in your driveway is better than alongside a road, but it is still a good idea to have someone there who really knows what they are doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779763)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: chocolate abode keepsake machete

my sister--a shrew--did this for the first time 15 years after seeing my dad do it. how should we define "someone who knows what theyre doing"--literally just not jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779827)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine spot

Obviously, you have a firm grasp of probability.

Of course he is capable to changing his tire without experiencing any problems. The chance of him seriously fucking something up, while low, is not something he should take lightly given the possible consequences of a fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780008)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: chocolate abode keepsake machete

yes, I do. never heard of someone seriously injured changing a tire. and I know tens of thousands of people to 2 degrees of separation who have changed a tire.

but no doubt you can enlighten me on these statistics and probabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780050)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: Ultramarine spot

Injury is just one of the risks. The primary risk is fucking up his car, such as dumping it off the jack, losing a wheel while driving, or cross-threading a lugnut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780103)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: chocolate abode keepsake machete

(guy scared of risking death to fix a dying pos car)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVk5P3Xz4Ro&feature=youtu.be&t=105s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779750)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: aqua arrogant office

brother, there's nothing to it.

put the jack under the car (make sure it is against solid metal), pump it up, then use the wrench to remove the lugnuts, put the spare in its place, and secure it by re-inserting and tightening the lugnuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779498)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Copper Multi-colored Ladyboy Boltzmann

Got to loosen the nuts 1/4 turn before jacking it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779534)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Cobalt rehab

Wrong

Good luck getting the lug nuts loose with the car jacked up. Loosen slightly first, then jack. I went apeshit on a tech for installing my lug nuts with an impact gun. I am super OCD about lugnuts. I even have the stuff to do centerlock wheels and somewhere there is a brass hammer to do true knock offs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779535)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: aqua arrogant office

fair point. i skipped that step in my haste to show how simple it is.

and i cannot stand when car places tighten the lugnuts to an incredible degree. i've spent several saturdays of my life working my ass off to remove over-tightened lugnuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779988)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: bull headed yellow codepig location

I just watched a video. this is comically easy. lol at xo millenials bragging about this. show me some real carpentry skills and I'll be impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779538)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: aqua arrogant office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779999)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: chocolate abode keepsake machete

lmao at not loosening nuts first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779653)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Ultramarine spot

You also have a decent chance of dumping the car off of the SPS jack included with most cars when loosening the lugnuts while the car is jacked up, that is if you figure out how to keep the wheel from spinning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779659)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling cordovan heaven

cr. those jacks are fucking worthless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779918)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: aqua arrogant office

indeed. as i said above, of course you loosen the lugnuts when the car is on the ground, and i was in error to forget to mention that step in my haste to show how easy the whole process is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780017)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Coiffed Lay Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779432)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Charismatic sanctuary

JFC I had no idea there were so many namby-pamby ladybois on here until reading this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779980)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: chocolate abode keepsake machete

literal liberals and cuckolds need to sit this one out, hoss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780010)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: aqua arrogant office

you didn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780024)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: angry cracking deer antler

Being raised in cities has a lot to do with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780587)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flatulent tanning salon

(likes it here even more)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780697)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Umber Hominid Personal Credit Line

What bort did you think this was?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35781057)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: cyan domesticated orchestra pit

DBG is just 32?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780708)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: cerebral iridescent stage kitty cat

I've never had a flat tire and frankly don't even see people with flat tires anymore. Seems like the tire companies pretty much fixed this problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35781153)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Ultramarine spot

Run flat tires are SPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35785524)