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if u had told me 18 years ago that now i would be

Living in my home town, making $140k, busted house, not a pa...
naked gas station
  04/14/18
like a frog and boiling water.
brass crackhouse
  04/14/18
Yep.
naked gas station
  04/14/18
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wine fortuitous meteor boltzmann
  04/14/18
lol never knew the thing about the wife's degree. That's a r...
motley olive giraffe school
  04/14/18
Yep. Every hiring season I bring up all the classified ads ...
naked gas station
  04/14/18
tell her "i'm not competitive with such a slacker wife....
brass crackhouse
  04/14/18
I've told her. Then she says "fine live by yourself th...
naked gas station
  04/14/18
she ignores the kid or she gets the kid to ignore you also? ...
brass crackhouse
  04/14/18
Nah I'd get permafucked. Not fair to kid either.
naked gas station
  04/14/18
but answer the first part.
brass crackhouse
  04/14/18
She'll just mutter in his presence that I'm a bad guy, etc. ...
naked gas station
  04/14/18
"i'm not talking to dad today because he said i should ...
brass crackhouse
  04/14/18
Yeah, something like that. Literally.
naked gas station
  04/14/18
are you my dad?
brass crackhouse
  04/14/18
Sorry!
naked gas station
  04/14/18
JFC
Diverse duck-like chad wrinkle
  04/14/18
Lol when I tell you what absolute shit money you make you cr...
pearl stead
  04/14/18
after a wife and kid he's just using credit cards and client...
brass crackhouse
  04/14/18
Lmao he can’t even afford to take a vacation to Iceland
pearl stead
  04/14/18
...
naked gas station
  04/14/18
if he started a fire in his house and just took like a 3rd d...
brass crackhouse
  04/14/18
Or cut brake line for the next time she's inevitably speedin...
naked gas station
  04/14/18
lol when do plaintiff lawyers care about "rules of the ...
brass crackhouse
  04/14/18
...
naked gas station
  04/14/18
You can’t even afford to take your bitch wife and nowag kid ...
pearl stead
  04/14/18
...
naked gas station
  04/14/18
Lol I’m 7 yrs younger than you and made $250,000 at biglaw l...
pearl stead
  04/14/18
Why so little? that's shit pay in big law if you are 7 yea...
naked gas station
  04/14/18
Lmao at a 36 year old non partner PI shitlaw cuck who makes ...
pearl stead
  04/14/18
Lol so now yr playing w the ages? Sure sure man. Lol at $25...
naked gas station
  04/14/18
LJL who said anything about mfh clitporn? And what’s your is...
pearl stead
  04/14/18
Lol. $250k in biglaw, and yr not a noob. Jfc. Your riposte...
naked gas station
  04/14/18
Lol tell me more about turning down biglaw offers for $140k ...
pearl stead
  04/14/18
lol
supple athletic conference
  04/14/18
Meanwhile Im an MD at a bank and wish I just sold hot dogs a...
Blathering sticky national community account
  04/14/18
You'd get sunburned all the time.
naked gas station
  04/14/18
he's still a lawyer, though.
brass crackhouse
  04/14/18
Youre a compliance bitch and didn’t hit $140k salary til 2 y...
pearl stead
  04/14/18
And now he hates his life after striving for six figs....jus...
Deranged chest-beating tattoo macaca
  04/14/18
twist
talented hell regret
  04/14/18
Lol
naked gas station
  04/14/18
there's nothing wrong with any of this
avocado narrow-minded depressive tanning salon
  04/14/18
$140k is probably top 20% of non-partners at small firms.
Deep embarrassed to the bone skinny woman
  04/14/18
...
avocado narrow-minded depressive tanning salon
  04/14/18
maybe 45%
brass crackhouse
  04/14/18
Lol yeah. Glad my T14 got me over the median at least.
naked gas station
  04/21/18
yeah but this is xo where average HHI is $632,000 and median...
Big apoplectic turdskin keepsake machete
  04/14/18
...
Deep embarrassed to the bone skinny woman
  04/14/18
...
Opaque Curious Resort Candlestick Maker
  04/15/18
cr especially in wherever flyover spaceporn is
Unhinged locus
  04/21/18
Honestly what would you want different? You’d be a terrible ...
avocado narrow-minded depressive tanning salon
  04/14/18
I think the important thing to focus on here is the love and...
Laughsome Frozen Base Ladyboy
  04/14/18
...
Deep embarrassed to the bone skinny woman
  04/14/18
How does your house compare to the one where you grew up?
disgusting marketing idea psychic
  04/14/18
Eh its like 150k better than the one I was in when I was my ...
naked gas station
  04/14/18
$140k in flyover is pretty decent. What's the problem?
pink arousing hominid degenerate
  04/14/18
he poasts
Big apoplectic turdskin keepsake machete
  04/14/18
...
Diverse duck-like chad wrinkle
  04/14/18
...
Deep embarrassed to the bone skinny woman
  04/15/18
Choose one 1. 100k promotion w/ commensurate increase in ...
Passionate tripping hairy legs
  04/14/18
3 but by actively choosing three I'd fuck up the kid. If th...
naked gas station
  04/14/18
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Spruce orchestra pit
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: naked gas station

Living in my home town, making $140k, busted house, not a partner, doing plaintiff's PI work, and that I paid for wife's second degree but she never worked fulltime ever after getting it, I'd probably kill myself. Odd case!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839551)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: brass crackhouse

like a frog and boiling water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839557)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: naked gas station

Yep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839561)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839597)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: motley olive giraffe school

lol never knew the thing about the wife's degree. That's a real kick in the plums

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839559)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: naked gas station

Yep. Every hiring season I bring up all the classified ads in her field, and she screams at me that she's not competitive without another degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839574)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: brass crackhouse

tell her "i'm not competitive with such a slacker wife." report back asap. why you up at 8am on saturday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839578)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: naked gas station

I've told her. Then she says "fine live by yourself then!" And silent treatment bullshit w kid in the middle for a week.

I should just murder her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839600)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: brass crackhouse

she ignores the kid or she gets the kid to ignore you also? both are illegal in most states and may get you out of shared custody/paying support. just saying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839609)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: naked gas station

Nah I'd get permafucked. Not fair to kid either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839627)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: brass crackhouse

but answer the first part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839633)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: naked gas station

She'll just mutter in his presence that I'm a bad guy, etc. Its not appropriate shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839639)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: brass crackhouse

"i'm not talking to dad today because he said i should work. and not raise you. enjoy eating dinner with him, alone, again. see you in bed in 20 min, kid."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839642)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: naked gas station

Yeah, something like that. Literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839646)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: brass crackhouse

are you my dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839647)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: naked gas station

Sorry!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839657)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: Diverse duck-like chad wrinkle

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35842855)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: pearl stead

Lol when I tell you what absolute shit money you make you cry like a kallman nulo “but I make $140k!!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839587)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: brass crackhouse

after a wife and kid he's just using credit cards and client's trust fund filing fees to front for wendy's $4-4-4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839595)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: pearl stead

Lmao he can’t even afford to take a vacation to Iceland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839606)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: naked gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839620)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: brass crackhouse

if he started a fire in his house and just took like a 3rd degree burn to a few fingers and broken glass leading outside, he could solve several issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839640)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: naked gas station

Or cut brake line for the next time she's inevitably speeding like a panicked chicken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839654)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: brass crackhouse

lol when do plaintiff lawyers care about "rules of the road."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839660)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: naked gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839607)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: pearl stead

You can’t even afford to take your bitch wife and nowag kid to Iceland on vacation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839611)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: naked gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839634)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: pearl stead

Lol I’m 7 yrs younger than you and made $250,000 at biglaw last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839648)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: naked gas station

Why so little? that's shit pay in big law if you are 7 years younger than me. That's like garbage time. What's your problem? Holy shit I'd gouge my eyes out at big law at $250k like that. I hope you live in flyover or something at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839658)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: pearl stead

Lmao at a 36 year old non partner PI shitlaw cuck who makes $140k and has student loans laughing at a bro in his 20s who went to a better law school making 80% more money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839687)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: naked gas station

Lol so now yr playing w the ages? Sure sure man. Lol at $250k in biglaw. Double lol if you are in some expensive city. House? Wife? Kid? Lol gtfo. You've self pwnd itt by being too aggressive.

Also, isn't $250k in biglaw at your "29" still just pure crap? Lol at $250k in an expensive city for biglaw bullshit. Hahahahaha well now I feel better. Thanks for cheering me up, bro.

Lol $250k in Manhattan on a family of three is fucking food stamps time. Hope yr kid enjoys public school in the city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839696)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: pearl stead

LJL who said anything about mfh clitporn? And what’s your issue w ages exactly? I worked a real job before LS so what? Still significantly younger than you and make way more $$ in a low COL city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839869)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: naked gas station

Lol. $250k in biglaw, and yr not a noob. Jfc. Your ripostes didn't quite go as planned, did they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839888)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: pearl stead

Lol tell me more about turning down biglaw offers for $140k shitlaw? Was that $140k to start? No? How old were you even when you first made six figures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839902)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: supple athletic conference

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839608)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: Blathering sticky national community account

Meanwhile Im an MD at a bank and wish I just sold hot dogs at the beach instead. Life is weird that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839655)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: naked gas station

You'd get sunburned all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839661)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: brass crackhouse

he's still a lawyer, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839662)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: pearl stead

Youre a compliance bitch and didn’t hit $140k salary til 2 yrs ago TTTulane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839694)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Deranged chest-beating tattoo macaca

And now he hates his life after striving for six figs....just lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839940)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: talented hell regret

twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839679)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: naked gas station

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839752)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: avocado narrow-minded depressive tanning salon

there's nothing wrong with any of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839899)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Deep embarrassed to the bone skinny woman

$140k is probably top 20% of non-partners at small firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840024)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: avocado narrow-minded depressive tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840109)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: brass crackhouse

maybe 45%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840119)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: naked gas station

Lol yeah. Glad my T14 got me over the median at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35888569)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Big apoplectic turdskin keepsake machete

yeah but this is xo where average HHI is $632,000 and median networth is $2MM. so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840644)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: Deep embarrassed to the bone skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35841970)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: Opaque Curious Resort Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35847645)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Unhinged locus

cr especially in wherever flyover spaceporn is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35887582)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: avocado narrow-minded depressive tanning salon

Honestly what would you want different? You’d be a terrible biglaw partner and you’ve already bashed MFH in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840124)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Laughsome Frozen Base Ladyboy

I think the important thing to focus on here is the love and attention your wife surely lavishes upon you for providing for the family despite these suboptimal circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840148)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Deep embarrassed to the bone skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840550)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: disgusting marketing idea psychic

How does your house compare to the one where you grew up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840596)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: naked gas station

Eh its like 150k better than the one I was in when I was my kids age. Then in Hs my grandma died and money passed to ky mom and she bought a house nicer than the one I have now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35842848)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: pink arousing hominid degenerate

$140k in flyover is pretty decent.

What's the problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840636)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Big apoplectic turdskin keepsake machete

he poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840646)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Diverse duck-like chad wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35841796)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: Deep embarrassed to the bone skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35847634)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Passionate tripping hairy legs

Choose one

1. 100k promotion w/ commensurate increase in responsibility determined according to the 2018 official GC work-pay table created by Towers Watson and PWC

2. Wife gets 80k job w/ 45 min commute. Some crappy insurance plan maybe, no public pension or anything. Her mood/demeanor adjusts accordingly.

3. Wife says "I've fallen in love with a new man and we're eloping to Barcelona. I'll sign the paperwork now. You keep whatever is actually yours and the house and kids and dog and shit. Haha I know marriage laws in the Us iare inappropriate for people who aren't 1950s plumbers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840701)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: naked gas station

3 but by actively choosing three I'd fuck up the kid. If three just happened, I could deal.

Second alternative would be 2 but that would cause problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35841706)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: Spruce orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35841944)