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This NYT article on Beyonc is unhinged

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/04/15/arts/music/beyonce-coa...
Charismatic boltzmann
  04/16/18
don’t want to read beyond the caption “Beyoncé‘s h...
citrine property
  04/16/18
Ok I read 30 words more and quit has NyT reached peak dou...
citrine property
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Charismatic boltzmann
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metal twinkling uncleanness
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Racy Deep School Cafeteria
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180 brunch community account
  04/16/18
Historic heights, but no doubt they will get worse
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wine base
  04/16/18
lmao
Flesh Indian Lodge
  04/16/18
tl;dr version?
lavender temple
  04/16/18
Jesus Christ. She doesn’t even write ‘her’ music and probabl...
Onyx Provocative Step-uncle's House
  04/16/18
She is the greatest karaoke singer of all time
Histrionic philosopher-king
  04/16/18
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Racy Deep School Cafeteria
  04/16/18
that’s some of the best lip sync I’ve ever seen if she did. ...
Trip Mustard Yarmulke Station
  04/16/18
She definitely deserves millions of dollars per year.
spectacular topaz selfie
  04/16/18
lol Correction: April 15, 2018 An earlier version of th...
White corner
  04/16/18
damn daddy
elite multi-colored spot juggernaut
  04/16/18
*Daddies Lesson
citrine property
  04/16/18
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boyish blathering volcanic crater
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jade well-lubricated people who are hurt
  04/17/18
when precisely did Beyonce become the locus of white (or (((...
Stirring Personal Credit Line Legal Warrant
  04/16/18
her intersectionality with the "american women have no ...
citrine property
  04/16/18
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Racy Deep School Cafeteria
  04/16/18
have you not seen the lemonade videos?
Titillating digit ratio main people
  04/16/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxsmWxxouIM
Titillating digit ratio main people
  04/16/18
this one is about black bodies oppressed during katrina http...
Titillating digit ratio main people
  04/16/18
Im quite old, but cannot name or hum a Beyonce song that cam...
Lascivious clown ticket booth
  04/16/18
you aren't alone. no idea what that woman has done after, sa...
Stirring Personal Credit Line Legal Warrant
  04/16/18
Destiny’s Child was 180
aggressive lay
  04/16/18
Fuck shitlibs and nyt, but Lemonade was a legit great album ...
Appetizing Wagecucks Space
  04/16/18
so is there a "say my name" on it -- something wit...
Lascivious clown ticket booth
  04/16/18
Formation and Hold Up are both pop songs and Sorry is also a...
Appetizing Wagecucks Space
  04/16/18
What about "Bills Bills Bills"? Is that song not o...
twinkling university queen of the night
  04/16/18
how old and out of touch are you guys? holy shit you guys su...
exciting cheese-eating church headpube
  04/16/18
You're old bro.
Trip Mustard Yarmulke Station
  04/17/18
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flushed lettuce coldplay fan
  04/17/18
The albums and singles exist mostly to fuel artists' tours. ...
fishy institution
  04/17/18
I searched YouTube to get a quick sense of this performance:...
Lascivious clown ticket booth
  04/16/18
It's like this at Jimmy Buffet concerts, except people are h...
Light messiness
  04/16/18
JFC at this: "That may be one reason that last year,...
jade well-lubricated people who are hurt
  04/16/18
I really am starting to believe the NYT is beginning to lose...
Adulterous stage
  04/16/18
I believe their subscriptions are up by quite a bit.
curious shrine telephone
  04/16/18
That may be one reason that last year, Beyoncé lost t...
Adulterous stage
  04/16/18
Had to check the article to confirm, lol
Onyx Provocative Step-uncle's House
  04/16/18
jfc
Flesh Indian Lodge
  04/16/18
holy shit this is ridiculous
twinkling university queen of the night
  04/16/18
Lol Evan you've outdone yourself
nighttime degenerate corn cake
  04/16/18
literally thought this was evan39 level trolling. ljl
metal twinkling uncleanness
  04/17/18
wait you guys hate beyonce now? when did that become a thing
flirting heady location
  04/16/18
this article was unhinged
Adulterous stage
  04/16/18
no one hates beyonce. we just don't give a shit and have no ...
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Racy Deep School Cafeteria
  04/16/18
We like to mock the universal praise she receives for doing ...
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  04/16/18
NYT: A decent life is unattainable but check out this dance ...
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  04/17/18
I don't remember an artist being forcememed like this ever. ...
walnut narrow-minded famous landscape painting
  04/16/18
she's only half black, to be fair
Titillating digit ratio main people
  04/16/18
She has two black parents.
flushed lettuce coldplay fan
  04/17/18
jfc I guess you guys just talk out of your asses on every su...
Trip Mustard Yarmulke Station
  04/17/18
She’s so fucking bland and boring. Compare her to Mariah Car...
aggressive lay
  04/16/18
Oh btw the biggest forcememed shitlib women heroes (Hillary ...
Appetizing Wagecucks Space
  04/16/18
The whole album is her pretending to be mad at the man who r...
clear abode
  04/16/18
Her music is terrible, and the Single Girls song is incredib...
motley shimmering office
  04/16/18
What a brilliant genius who barely even co-writes any of her...
excitant codepig organic girlfriend
  04/16/18
I am old now and I try to not get nostalgic about some of my...
walnut narrow-minded famous landscape painting
  04/16/18
i think the role of pop music is just different now. it see...
excitant codepig organic girlfriend
  04/16/18
NYT: Openly Christian Chick Fil A "creepy," unwelc...
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Chocolate pontificating national security agency
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Y’all are just perpetually maf It was a good performance
Peach Nibblets
  04/16/18
And the writer of this article would blast you for calling i...
twinkling university queen of the night
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sooty razzle-dazzle hominid mad-dog skullcap
  04/16/18
It was the best pop performance I’ve seen by a modern artist...
Peach Nibblets
  04/16/18
Again, you missed the point. The point is the article, not B...
walnut narrow-minded famous landscape painting
  04/16/18
tbf I added the part about the nobel prize but the rest stan...
Adulterous stage
  04/16/18
Well, Obama won one so...
walnut narrow-minded famous landscape painting
  04/16/18
I agree that paragraph is unhinged, but it’s also unhinged t...
Peach Nibblets
  04/16/18
is anybody talking about a fucking performance here you unhi...
Adulterous stage
  04/16/18
Are you flaming or retarded?
Contagious violet heaven internal respiration
  04/16/18
Even worse, he’s black
aggressive lay
  04/17/18
listen bro, we can all agree that she is a talented pop arti...
Chocolate pontificating national security agency
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Charismatic boltzmann
  04/17/18
Literature? I mean they gave it to Bob Dylan so I guess it’s...
aggressive lay
  04/16/18
how can you evaluate Beyonce's performance on a technical ba...
Big-titted Orchestra Pit
  04/17/18
Dancers with the NY ballet may be able to exhibit perfect te...
twinkling university queen of the night
  04/17/18
so again for the pumo above -- how does one evaluate that on...
Big-titted Orchestra Pit
  04/17/18
She’s the least skilled person on that stage
aggressive lay
  04/17/18
on a technical basis?
Big-titted Orchestra Pit
  04/17/18
Yes. Her movements look sluggish and sloppy next to the othe...
aggressive lay
  04/17/18
i'm flaming you. of course i agree. the clips linked look li...
Big-titted Orchestra Pit
  04/17/18
She's probably a decade or more older than the other dancers...
twinkling university queen of the night
  04/17/18
Yes. It’s hilarious she’s actually looks really shitty d...
aggressive lay
  04/17/18
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Floppy Rehab Ape
  04/16/18
remember when she was in the 3rd Austin Powers movie as the ...
salmon keepsake machete
  04/17/18
The NYT article is over the top but Beyonce does do an incre...
Trip Mustard Yarmulke Station
  04/17/18
Yeah she does give a great show. XO posters are olds who ...
flushed lettuce coldplay fan
  04/17/18
She’s not up there with MJ. Let’s just stop that
Histrionic philosopher-king
  04/17/18
It’s absurd
aggressive lay
  04/17/18
she's up there with Michael Jackson and James Brown actually...
aggressive lay
  04/17/18
Bruno mars
awkward diverse crackhouse fortuitous meteor
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is this really what people are jizzing themselves over? h...
Big-titted Orchestra Pit
  04/17/18
Her virtuosity is stunning. Absolutely brilliant. Like Pierr...
aggressive lay
  04/17/18
I mean, the elderly members of Pink Floyd put on a better pe...
Big-titted Orchestra Pit
  04/17/18
Yeah the production was what was impressive. Libs were proba...
aggressive lay
  04/17/18
*shakes ass in front of marching band while lip syncing a so...
excitant codepig organic girlfriend
  04/17/18
She’s right up there with MJ and James Brown. Right up there...
aggressive lay
  04/17/18
exactly. Her performance probably had a tad less planning an...
Chocolate pontificating national security agency
  04/17/18


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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:29 AM
Author: Charismatic boltzmann

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/04/15/arts/music/beyonce-coachella-review.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849808)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:36 AM
Author: citrine property

don’t want to read beyond the caption

“Beyoncé‘s headlining performance at Coachella, one year after it was originally scheduled. Force and determination were evident throughout the two-hour concert.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849822)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: citrine property

Ok I read 30 words more and quit

has NyT reached peak douchebaggery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849829)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Charismatic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849845)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:58 AM
Author: metal twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849862)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:59 AM
Author: Racy Deep School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849866)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: 180 brunch community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849872)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: motley shimmering office

Historic heights, but no doubt they will get worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850159)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: wine base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850297)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:58 AM
Author: Flesh Indian Lodge

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849861)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:59 AM
Author: lavender temple

tl;dr version?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849864)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Onyx Provocative Step-uncle's House

Jesus Christ. She doesn’t even write ‘her’ music and probably lip synced the entire set.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849869)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: Histrionic philosopher-king

She is the greatest karaoke singer of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849870)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 9:11 AM
Author: Racy Deep School Cafeteria



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Trip Mustard Yarmulke Station

that’s some of the best lip sync I’ve ever seen if she did. Beyonce is a lot like Bruno Mars to me. Don’t like her music but I admire the live performances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849888)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: spectacular topaz selfie

She definitely deserves millions of dollars per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849891)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: White corner

lol

Correction: April 15, 2018

An earlier version of this review misstated the title of one of Beyoncé’s songs. It is “Daddy Lessons,” not “Daddy Issues.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849890)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:31 AM
Author: elite multi-colored spot juggernaut

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849915)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: citrine property

*Daddies Lesson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849953)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: boyish blathering volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35857127)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:44 AM
Author: jade well-lubricated people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35857938)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 9:01 AM
Author: Stirring Personal Credit Line Legal Warrant

when precisely did Beyonce become the locus of white (or (((white)))) guilt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849960)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: citrine property

her intersectionality with the "american women have no agency" shtick that (((they))) keep throwing at us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849963)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 9:11 AM
Author: Racy Deep School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849987)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: Titillating digit ratio main people

have you not seen the lemonade videos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850301)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: Titillating digit ratio main people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxsmWxxouIM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850305)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Titillating digit ratio main people

this one is about black bodies oppressed during katrina https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDZJPJV__bQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850391)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: Lascivious clown ticket booth

Im quite old, but cannot name or hum a Beyonce song that came out within the last ten years. Can you? I know, though internet exposure that she had an album called "Lemonade" and a song with the lyric "Boy bye", but does she have any hits?

I certainly remember "Bootylicious", "Say My Name", "Crazy in Love".... Do pop stars these days even have hits? I was never a fan of R&B, but I knew those songs just from day to day life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849965)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: Stirring Personal Credit Line Legal Warrant

you aren't alone. no idea what that woman has done after, say, single ladies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849975)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: aggressive lay

Destiny’s Child was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850311)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Appetizing Wagecucks Space

Fuck shitlibs and nyt, but Lemonade was a legit great album both musically and visually. It was actually a cohesive album with different genres where each song was entertaining but also fit together. It was huge and received tons of attention when released, but its broader pop appeal was no doubt limited by her retarded decision to be only on Tidal. (YouTube was constantly scrubbed and I think it only appeared on Spotify fairly recently)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850362)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Lascivious clown ticket booth

so is there a "say my name" on it -- something with fucking popcraft? or is it merely "cohesive", and "great" in its "different genres" and "visually"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850387)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Appetizing Wagecucks Space

Formation and Hold Up are both pop songs and Sorry is also a good song but less pop imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850413)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: twinkling university queen of the night

What about "Bills Bills Bills"? Is that song not ok anymore in 2018?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850906)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: exciting cheese-eating church headpube

how old and out of touch are you guys? holy shit you guys suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35855131)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: Trip Mustard Yarmulke Station

You're old bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35857554)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 7:40 AM
Author: flushed lettuce coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35857560)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: fishy institution

The albums and singles exist mostly to fuel artists' tours. Beyonce's solo arena tours are bigger than Taylor Swift and are right below Justin Bieber's with a fraction of the performances.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_concert_tours#2010s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35857599)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Lascivious clown ticket booth

I searched YouTube to get a quick sense of this performance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guf1L6HmeOc

Ljl, so modern concerts are thousands of millennials holding up screens to video record what is being shown on giant TVs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849982)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Light messiness

It's like this at Jimmy Buffet concerts, except people are holding up ipads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850558)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: jade well-lubricated people who are hurt

JFC at this:

"That may be one reason that last year, Beyoncé lost the Grammy for album of the year to Adele, the sort of upset that triggered a storm of criticism about the Grammys’ relevance, and, effectively, an almost-apology from Adele. "

the phrasing of this is ludicrious-- as if Beyonce starts with a presumptive grammy and if someone else gets it Beyonce "lost" it. Meanwhile, white celebrities are just ONE. WRONG. MOVE. away from the SJW rage machine so of course Adele "apologized." The article they link to is even more unhinged and essentially argues that any award won by a white is inherently illegitimate:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/13/arts/music/grammys-adele-beyonce-black-artists-race.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35849994)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 9:19 AM
Author: Adulterous stage

I really am starting to believe the NYT is beginning to lose more of its following than we might expect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850013)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: curious shrine telephone

I believe their subscriptions are up by quite a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850594)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 9:17 AM
Author: Adulterous stage

That may be one reason that last year, Beyoncé lost the Grammy for album of the year to Adele, the sort of upset that triggered a storm of criticism about the Grammys’ relevance, and, effectively, an almost-apology from Adele. In time, though, that moment will feel like a glitch. That space on the mantel will be filled by a National Medal of the Arts, or a Presidential Medal of Freedom. A Nobel Prize in Literature should also be considered in reach, despite that organization's historical suppression of brilliant women of color in the arts and sciences. Like no other musician of her generation apart from Kanye West, Beyoncé is performing musicology in real time. It is bigger than any tribute she might receive. History is her stage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850005)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 9:24 AM
Author: Onyx Provocative Step-uncle's House

Had to check the article to confirm, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850044)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: Flesh Indian Lodge

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850903)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: twinkling university queen of the night

holy shit this is ridiculous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850917)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: nighttime degenerate corn cake

Lol Evan you've outdone yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35851412)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 4:14 AM
Author: metal twinkling uncleanness

literally thought this was evan39 level trolling. ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35857284)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: flirting heady location

wait you guys hate beyonce now? when did that become a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850018)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Adulterous stage

this article was unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850021)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: Stirring Personal Credit Line Legal Warrant

no one hates beyonce. we just don't give a shit and have no idea who she is or what she's done over the past decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850059)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: walnut narrow-minded famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850291)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Racy Deep School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35851119)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: sooty razzle-dazzle hominid mad-dog skullcap

We like to mock the universal praise she receives for doing otherwise mundane things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35851061)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: infuriating theater pervert

NYT: A decent life is unattainable but check out this dance video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850023)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: Charismatic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850210)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: aggressive lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850312)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Contagious violet heaven internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35851345)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: irradiated sadistic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35857190)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: walnut narrow-minded famous landscape painting

I don't remember an artist being forcememed like this ever. It is like a cult with her -- likely because she is black and a STRONG woman. I don't have an opinion one way or the other on her music, but they way she is held up as some sort of cultural savior is ridiculous and a sign of modern popular music's artistic bankruptcy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850365)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Titillating digit ratio main people

she's only half black, to be fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850371)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 7:27 AM
Author: flushed lettuce coldplay fan

She has two black parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35857541)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: Trip Mustard Yarmulke Station

jfc I guess you guys just talk out of your asses on every subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35857557)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: aggressive lay

She’s so fucking bland and boring. Compare her to Mariah Carey, Diana Ross etc. and it’s just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850379)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Appetizing Wagecucks Space

Oh btw the biggest forcememed shitlib women heroes (Hillary and Beyonce) were very publicly humiliated and cheated on by their famous husbands and both came crawling back to their man rather than publicly say fuck you and gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850392)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: clear abode

The whole album is her pretending to be mad at the man who remains her husband. Empowering!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35851362)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: motley shimmering office

Her music is terrible, and the Single Girls song is incredibly dumb. However, I love that she's still sexy despite being this size of an NFL middle linebacker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850395)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: excitant codepig organic girlfriend

What a brilliant genius who barely even co-writes any of her songs nor actually performs them live.

How is this our definition of "artist"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850406)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: walnut narrow-minded famous landscape painting

I am old now and I try to not get nostalgic about some of my favorite rock and roll artists of the past or be the cranky old man who only listens to music from his youth, but modern pop music depresses me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850447)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: excitant codepig organic girlfriend

i think the role of pop music is just different now. it seems like there's no longer an artistic element or if there is it's diminished. there's plenty of great music still being made just not really in the form of pop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850532)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Olive arousing locus

NYT: Openly Christian Chick Fil A "creepy," unwelcome

NYT: Openly Christian Beyoncé "meaningful, absorbing, forceful and radical," "rich with history, potently political and visually grand. By turns uproarious, rowdy, and lush. A gobsmacking marvel of choreography and musical direction."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35850887)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Chocolate pontificating national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35851135)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Peach Nibblets

Y’all are just perpetually maf

It was a good performance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35851111)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: twinkling university queen of the night

And the writer of this article would blast you for calling it just "good"

The real issue isn't about Beyonce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35851214)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: sooty razzle-dazzle hominid mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35851222)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Peach Nibblets

It was the best pop performance I’ve seen by a modern artist in my lifetime. Name a better one?

If you don’t like her music fine but watch the performance and evaluate it on a technical basis.

Article is a little gay, I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35851226)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: walnut narrow-minded famous landscape painting

Again, you missed the point. The point is the article, not Beyonce or your poor taste in music.

"That may be one reason that last year, Beyoncé lost the Grammy for album of the year to Adele, the sort of upset that triggered a storm of criticism about the Grammys’ relevance, and, effectively, an almost-apology from Adele. In time, though, that moment will feel like a glitch. That space on the mantel will be filled by a National Medal of the Arts, or a Presidential Medal of Freedom. A Nobel Prize in Literature should also be considered in reach, despite that organization's historical suppression of brilliant women of color in the arts and sciences. Like no other musician of her generation apart from Kanye West, Beyoncé is performing musicology in real time. It is bigger than any tribute she might receive. History is her stage."

Unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35851249)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Adulterous stage

tbf I added the part about the nobel prize but the rest stands and is still unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35851253)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: walnut narrow-minded famous landscape painting

Well, Obama won one so...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35851276)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Peach Nibblets

I agree that paragraph is unhinged, but it’s also unhinged to say she has no talent or she’s being forcememed. Watch the performance yourself and see if it’s not the best pop performance in the modern era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35851332)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Adulterous stage

is anybody talking about a fucking performance here you unhinged pumo? this is about the article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35851356)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Contagious violet heaven internal respiration

Are you flaming or retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35851367)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:16 AM
Author: aggressive lay

Even worse, he’s black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35857782)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Chocolate pontificating national security agency

listen bro, we can all agree that she is a talented pop artist. She also has top notch handlers, songwriters, and producers working under her (the song "Lemonade" had 72 writers credited to it, for example), she doesn't really write any of it. But that's beside the point.

We are really just mad at the media dicksucking her over her performance. I'm sure she did a fine job, but so did the 100s of people who planned every detail of the show and put it on. She is only as good as what they give her, its not like she's some genius musician herself (but she is charismatic and a good performer, the perfect platform for her handlers).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35851411)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 7:25 AM
Author: Charismatic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35857534)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: aggressive lay

Literature? I mean they gave it to Bob Dylan so I guess it’s meaningless now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35851391)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Big-titted Orchestra Pit

how can you evaluate Beyonce's performance on a technical basis?

i'm not being snarky, just not sure what you mean.

for example, if you evaluate Beyonce's Coachella performance vs a performance by the NY Ballet on a technical basis, what does that comparison look like? or vs the Vienna Philharmonic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35857806)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: twinkling university queen of the night

Dancers with the NY ballet may be able to exhibit perfect technical training, but can they scream about sucking on their balls:

https://twitter.com/6lXINCH/status/985497627512004608/video/1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35858340)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Big-titted Orchestra Pit

so again for the pumo above -- how does one evaluate that on a "technical basis"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35858346)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: aggressive lay

She’s the least skilled person on that stage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35858357)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Big-titted Orchestra Pit

on a technical basis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35858368)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: aggressive lay

Yes. Her movements look sluggish and sloppy next to the other dancers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35858377)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Big-titted Orchestra Pit

i'm flaming you. of course i agree. the clips linked look like utter shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35858442)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: twinkling university queen of the night

She's probably a decade or more older than the other dancers. She's too old and gained too much weight for that shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35858450)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 10:41 AM
Author: aggressive lay

Yes.

It’s hilarious she’s actually looks really shitty doing even that next to the professional dancers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35858355)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Floppy Rehab Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35851122)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 2:02 AM
Author: salmon keepsake machete

remember when she was in the 3rd Austin Powers movie as the character "Foxxy Cleopatra"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35857165)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Trip Mustard Yarmulke Station

The NYT article is over the top but Beyonce does do an incredible job at live shows. I highly recommend you all watch the Coachella show. In terms of pop music performances, she's up there with Michael Jackson and James Brown actually. I'll wait for a link to an active pop star who puts on a better stage and sound show than she does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35857569)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 7:58 AM
Author: flushed lettuce coldplay fan

Yeah she does give a great show.

XO posters are olds who don't follow current music though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35857587)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: Histrionic philosopher-king

She’s not up there with MJ. Let’s just stop that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35857602)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: aggressive lay

It’s absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35857751)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:10 AM
Author: aggressive lay

she's up there with Michael Jackson and James Brown actually

Yfwgi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35857753)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: awkward diverse crackhouse fortuitous meteor

Bruno mars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35858615)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Big-titted Orchestra Pit

is this really what people are jizzing themselves over?

https://youtu.be/guf1L6HmeOc

lmao, jfc OH WHAT A TECHNICALLY PERFECT PERFORMANCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35857858)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: aggressive lay

Her virtuosity is stunning. Absolutely brilliant. Like Pierre-Laurent Aimard performing Ligeti, but with more artistic integrity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35858041)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: Big-titted Orchestra Pit

I mean, the elderly members of Pink Floyd put on a better performance at Live 8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35858064)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: aggressive lay

Yeah the production was what was impressive. Libs were probably dazzled by the fireworks and choreography. She was utter shit tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35858132)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: excitant codepig organic girlfriend

*shakes ass in front of marching band while lip syncing a song written by someone else*

*is an artistic genius and social revolutionary*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35858122)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: aggressive lay

She’s right up there with MJ and James Brown. Right up there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35858148)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Chocolate pontificating national security agency

exactly. Her performance probably had a tad less planning and staffing than an olympics opening ceremony performance. If anyone deserves credit here its the director of the entire show, she/he did a great job.

Beyonce just showed up (well rehearsed) and did her part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950486&forum_id=2#35858833)