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taking a week off biglaw, so I can fly to DC & wingman for CharlesXII. Taking Qs

Not this week, this is planned for a later date (August). ...
Insanely creepy theater
  04/17/18
which Smithsonians will you be visiting during this epic wee...
Salmon irate tank
  04/17/18
none. I'm dragging him to an ANIME CONVENTION where the new ...
Insanely creepy theater
  04/17/18
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Salmon irate tank
  04/17/18
this is a POWERFUL poast. you are a POWERFUL poaster
Twisted coffee pot
  04/17/18
180
Violent hunting ground
  04/18/18
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Ebony electric furnace hall
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dashing casino
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Bateful cyan mediation hairy legs
  04/18/18
If you ever get tired of biglaw come live with me and I'll t...
translucent marvelous marketing idea
  04/18/18
180
Fishy locale
  04/18/18
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Tripping nubile chapel giraffe
  04/18/18
wtf wow
Khaki zippy police squad whorehouse
  04/19/18
"I should be down to 120 by August" what
Wonderful gas station sneaky criminal
  04/19/18
I am a short. 138 is overweight. 120 is normal. anyone who s...
Insanely creepy theater
  04/19/18
now THIS is poasting
flushed field selfie
  04/19/18
when will you suck his dong?
Curious mahogany faggotry filthpig
  04/24/18
damn 180
Hot kink-friendly base
  04/24/18
9.5: counsel client re prospective mergers; conduct follow u...
Startling canary rigpig messiness
  04/17/18
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Up-to-no-good Theatre
  04/17/18
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Insanely creepy theater
  04/18/18
hardy har har
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Narrow-minded Generalized Bond Indian Lodge
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Impressive keepsake machete incel
  04/17/18
What fake story are you going to give to your co-workers whe...
insecure church
  04/18/18
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&mc=15&...
Insanely creepy theater
  04/18/18
Now that's thinking like a partner. I would have to flame my...
insecure church
  04/18/18
daily status update: C12 is apparently 5'11. holy fuck, he's...
Insanely creepy theater
  04/18/18
I am 5'10 but my friend has ordered me to tack on the extra ...
Up-to-no-good Theatre
  04/18/18
most men add an extra inch and don't even know it, so provid...
Violent hunting ground
  04/18/18
came in hoping this was an RSF post
floppy bearded black woman
  04/18/18
but RSF isn't in biglaw
Insanely creepy theater
  04/18/18
I actually ASSUMED it was a krampusnacht post lmao. which is...
Violent hunting ground
  04/18/18
No questions, but you’re doing God’s work.
Swashbuckling School Gunner
  04/18/18
Alberich abducts another poster...bye dude.
Chest-beating Avocado Son Of Senegal
  04/18/18
Why bother trying to help this incel? Save your time and ene...
aphrodisiac coiffed senate
  04/18/18
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Orange cruel-hearted pervert home
  04/18/18
Actually not bad advice.
Fishy locale
  04/18/18
XO has already offered this and naturally I have refused.
Up-to-no-good Theatre
  04/18/18
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Salmon irate tank
  04/18/18
May I ask the obvious questions? Are you in a committed rela...
Fishy locale
  04/19/18
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heady dog poop therapy
  04/19/18
his giant fuckstick would permanently blow my anus out. like...
Insanely creepy theater
  04/19/18
graphic and lewd
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Twisted coffee pot
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useless sepia range
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daily status update: trying to lose that last 20 pounds befo...
Insanely creepy theater
  04/24/18
One wrong move, two slices of toast is about 1600 calories.
Up-to-no-good Theatre
  04/24/18
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Insanely creepy theater
  04/24/18
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pics?
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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Insanely creepy theater

Not this week, this is planned for a later date (August).

I'm basically going to wingman him constantly from Friday-Sunday, basically 14 hours a day. Basically force him to converse with females for at least 40 grueling hours.

I will also decisively ASK for phone #s on his behalf if he PUSSIES out and doesn't ask for #s.

hopefully, this will mortify him so much, he will lose all social anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863687)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Salmon irate tank

which Smithsonians will you be visiting during this epic weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863703)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: Insanely creepy theater

none. I'm dragging him to an ANIME CONVENTION where the new weight loss me (I'm down to 138 today and I should be down to 120 by August) will be cosplaying as a character from an classic girl's romance anime called Rose of Versailles set in royal France - that character will be Marie Antoinette as shown here.

http://rose-of-versailles.wikia.com/wiki/Marie_Antoinette

I will randomly talk to females I encounter while wandering around with CharlesXII. Hopefully, as a BUFF AS FUCK BRO who will have a petite Princess around his arm, people will be able to tell that he is an ALPHA CHAD. When they ask who I am cosplaying as, I will briefly explain Rose of Versailles and my character.

Then I will call in CharlesXII to explain how Marie Antoinette was married off to France by Maria Theresa in order to quell centuries of Valois-Habsburg enmity. hopefully he will also expand this conversation into how the supposedly illegitimacy of the Pragmatic Sanction that brought Maria Theresa to power sparked the War of Austrian Succession. He can also talk her enmity to the Jesuits, which produced the heavily heretical Pope Francis which is straining his personal faith. In addition, he should also talk about her appearance in Civilization V, which is otherwise a very weak wargame, far inferior to the the tabletop wargames that he enjoys, especially Virgin Queen/Here I Stand. I will then push CharlesXII to ask them for their numbers.

I will repeat this hundred times until CharlesXII has no more fear of asking random women for their numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863775)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Salmon irate tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863786)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Twisted coffee pot

this is a POWERFUL poast. you are a POWERFUL poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863792)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Violent hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865160)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Ebony electric furnace hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865211)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 6:28 AM
Author: dashing casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865755)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 6:37 AM
Author: Bateful cyan mediation hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865765)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: translucent marvelous marketing idea

If you ever get tired of biglaw come live with me and I'll take care of u. It won't be exciting but it will be very chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869997)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: Fishy locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870324)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: Tripping nubile chapel giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870361)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Khaki zippy police squad whorehouse

wtf wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875039)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station sneaky criminal

"I should be down to 120 by August"

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875794)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Insanely creepy theater

I am a short. 138 is overweight. 120 is normal. anyone who says otherwise has been brainwashed by the disgusting obesity that is modern American womanhood.

last time I was in DC, I was 160, which is quite frankly disgusting obesity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35877194)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: flushed field selfie

now THIS is poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875815)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: Curious mahogany faggotry filthpig

when will you suck his dong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911788)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Hot kink-friendly base

damn 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911836)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Startling canary rigpig messiness

9.5: counsel client re prospective mergers; conduct follow up re same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863914)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863945)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Insanely creepy theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865142)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: Clear Boyish Twinkling Uncleanness

hardy har har

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865163)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Generalized Bond Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869105)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Impressive keepsake machete incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863920)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: insecure church

What fake story are you going to give to your co-workers when they ask what you did on vacation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865147)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Insanely creepy theater

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&mc=15&forum_id=2#35863914

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35868552)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: insecure church

Now that's thinking like a partner. I would have to flame my way through conversations about Smithsonian museums I never went to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869574)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Insanely creepy theater

daily status update: C12 is apparently 5'11. holy fuck, he's a chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869065)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Theatre

I am 5'10 but my friend has ordered me to tack on the extra inch. I feel tainted, like I have stepped over to the dark side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869073)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Violent hunting ground

most men add an extra inch and don't even know it, so provided you weren't already doing that (and you're just the type not to have been) if anything you're being MORE honest now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869519)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: floppy bearded black woman

came in hoping this was an RSF post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869136)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Insanely creepy theater

but RSF isn't in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869148)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Violent hunting ground

I actually ASSUMED it was a krampusnacht post lmao. which is a hilarious premise as well but I think OP will have better results.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869527)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling School Gunner

No questions, but you’re doing God’s work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869532)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Chest-beating Avocado Son Of Senegal

Alberich abducts another poster...bye dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869533)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac coiffed senate

Why bother trying to help this incel? Save your time and energy and just buy him a hooker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869615)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Orange cruel-hearted pervert home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870303)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Fishy locale

Actually not bad advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870333)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Theatre

XO has already offered this and naturally I have refused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870336)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Salmon irate tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870253)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Fishy locale

May I ask the obvious questions? Are you in a committed relationship? Why don't you just bang him? I mean if you care enough about him to get on a plane - you might as well ease him into you once you rendezvous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35873468)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: heady dog poop therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35873481)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Insanely creepy theater

his giant fuckstick would permanently blow my anus out. like yeah bro, I like CharlesXII, but I'm not willing to consign myself to a life of incontinence/diaper usage for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35874448)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Khaki zippy police squad whorehouse

graphic and lewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875045)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: Twisted coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875754)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: Adventurous Abnormal Chad Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875810)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: useless sepia range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35877330)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Insanely creepy theater

daily status update: trying to lose that last 20 pounds before this happens. that's like 2 pounds a week?

had a glass of milk, half a baked potato, and two slices of toast for breakfast/lunch combined. i will be skipping dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35910735)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Theatre

One wrong move, two slices of toast is about 1600 calories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35910743)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Insanely creepy theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911615)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: Bateful cyan mediation hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911810)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Hot kink-friendly base

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911841)