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taking a week off biglaw, so I can fly to DC & wingman for CharlesXII. Taking Qs

Not this week, this is planned for a later date (August). ...
Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap
  04/17/18
which Smithsonians will you be visiting during this epic wee...
Charismatic wagecucks
  04/17/18
none. I'm dragging him to an ANIME CONVENTION where the new ...
Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap
  04/17/18
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Charismatic wagecucks
  04/17/18
this is a POWERFUL poast. you are a POWERFUL poaster
Crimson lascivious crackhouse
  04/17/18
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  04/18/18
180
Godawful Bateful Forum Round Eye
  04/18/18
180
crusty meetinghouse
  04/18/18
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exciting mustard institution cuckoldry
  04/18/18
If you ever get tired of biglaw come live with me and I'll t...
doobsian trailer park
  04/18/18
180
Garnet razzle-dazzle range
  04/18/18
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Aromatic crotch state
  04/18/18
wtf wow
Big Poppy Main People
  04/19/18
"I should be down to 120 by August" what
fantasy-prone underhanded bawdyhouse
  04/19/18
I am a short. 138 is overweight. 120 is normal. anyone who s...
Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap
  04/19/18
now THIS is poasting
Plum swashbuckling public bath place of business
  04/19/18
when will you suck his dong?
Pearly Knife Cruise Ship
  04/24/18
damn 180
sinister misanthropic goal in life affirmative action
  04/24/18
9.5: counsel client re prospective mergers; conduct follow u...
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  04/17/18
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aphrodisiac spruce famous landscape painting
  04/17/18
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Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap
  04/18/18
hardy har har
onyx boyish field
  04/18/18
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puce disrespectful hissy fit queen of the night
  04/18/18
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Rose racy stead
  04/17/18
What fake story are you going to give to your co-workers whe...
Painfully Honest Irradiated School Chad
  04/18/18
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&mc=15&...
Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap
  04/18/18
Now that's thinking like a partner. I would have to flame my...
Painfully Honest Irradiated School Chad
  04/18/18
daily status update: C12 is apparently 5'11. holy fuck, he's...
Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap
  04/18/18
I am 5'10 but my friend has ordered me to tack on the extra ...
aphrodisiac spruce famous landscape painting
  04/18/18
most men add an extra inch and don't even know it, so provid...
iridescent electric toaster travel guidebook
  04/18/18
came in hoping this was an RSF post
buck-toothed topaz school cafeteria
  04/18/18
but RSF isn't in biglaw
Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap
  04/18/18
I actually ASSUMED it was a krampusnacht post lmao. which is...
iridescent electric toaster travel guidebook
  04/18/18
No questions, but you’re doing God’s work.
self-absorbed marketing idea half-breed
  04/18/18
Alberich abducts another poster...bye dude.
Saffron pervert
  04/18/18
Why bother trying to help this incel? Save your time and ene...
Motley Honey-headed Kitty
  04/18/18
...
Arousing french chef
  04/18/18
Actually not bad advice.
Garnet razzle-dazzle range
  04/18/18
XO has already offered this and naturally I have refused.
aphrodisiac spruce famous landscape painting
  04/18/18
...
Charismatic wagecucks
  04/18/18
May I ask the obvious questions? Are you in a committed rela...
Garnet razzle-dazzle range
  04/19/18
...
Razzmatazz chestnut gay wizard
  04/19/18
his giant fuckstick would permanently blow my anus out. like...
Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap
  04/19/18
graphic and lewd
Big Poppy Main People
  04/19/18
...
Crimson lascivious crackhouse
  04/19/18
...
Contagious mexican brunch
  04/19/18
...
transparent arrogant piazza pocket flask
  04/19/18
daily status update: trying to lose that last 20 pounds befo...
Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap
  04/24/18
One wrong move, two slices of toast is about 1600 calories.
aphrodisiac spruce famous landscape painting
  04/24/18
...
Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap
  04/24/18
...
exciting mustard institution cuckoldry
  04/24/18
pics?
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  04/24/18


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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap

Not this week, this is planned for a later date (August).

I'm basically going to wingman him constantly from Friday-Sunday, basically 14 hours a day. Basically force him to converse with females for at least 40 grueling hours.

I will also decisively ASK for phone #s on his behalf if he PUSSIES out and doesn't ask for #s.

hopefully, this will mortify him so much, he will lose all social anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863687)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Charismatic wagecucks

which Smithsonians will you be visiting during this epic weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863703)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap

none. I'm dragging him to an ANIME CONVENTION where the new weight loss me (I'm down to 138 today and I should be down to 120 by August) will be cosplaying as a character from an classic girl's romance anime called Rose of Versailles set in royal France - that character will be Marie Antoinette as shown here.

http://rose-of-versailles.wikia.com/wiki/Marie_Antoinette

I will randomly talk to females I encounter while wandering around with CharlesXII. Hopefully, as a BUFF AS FUCK BRO who will have a petite Princess around his arm, people will be able to tell that he is an ALPHA CHAD. When they ask who I am cosplaying as, I will briefly explain Rose of Versailles and my character.

Then I will call in CharlesXII to explain how Marie Antoinette was married off to France by Maria Theresa in order to quell centuries of Valois-Habsburg enmity. hopefully he will also expand this conversation into how the supposedly illegitimacy of the Pragmatic Sanction that brought Maria Theresa to power sparked the War of Austrian Succession. He can also talk her enmity to the Jesuits, which produced the heavily heretical Pope Francis which is straining his personal faith. In addition, he should also talk about her appearance in Civilization V, which is otherwise a very weak wargame, far inferior to the the tabletop wargames that he enjoys, especially Virgin Queen/Here I Stand. I will then push CharlesXII to ask them for their numbers.

I will repeat this hundred times until CharlesXII has no more fear of asking random women for their numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863775)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Charismatic wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863786)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Crimson lascivious crackhouse

this is a POWERFUL poast. you are a POWERFUL poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863792)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: iridescent electric toaster travel guidebook

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865160)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Godawful Bateful Forum Round Eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865211)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 6:28 AM
Author: crusty meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865755)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 6:37 AM
Author: exciting mustard institution cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865765)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: doobsian trailer park

If you ever get tired of biglaw come live with me and I'll take care of u. It won't be exciting but it will be very chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869997)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: Garnet razzle-dazzle range

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870324)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: Aromatic crotch state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870361)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Big Poppy Main People

wtf wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875039)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: fantasy-prone underhanded bawdyhouse

"I should be down to 120 by August"

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875794)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap

I am a short. 138 is overweight. 120 is normal. anyone who says otherwise has been brainwashed by the disgusting obesity that is modern American womanhood.

last time I was in DC, I was 160, which is quite frankly disgusting obesity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35877194)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Plum swashbuckling public bath place of business

now THIS is poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875815)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: Pearly Knife Cruise Ship

when will you suck his dong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911788)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: sinister misanthropic goal in life affirmative action

damn 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911836)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: supple up-to-no-good parlor boiling water

9.5: counsel client re prospective mergers; conduct follow up re same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863914)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac spruce famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863945)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865142)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: onyx boyish field

hardy har har

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865163)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: puce disrespectful hissy fit queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869105)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Rose racy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863920)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Irradiated School Chad

What fake story are you going to give to your co-workers when they ask what you did on vacation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865147)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&mc=15&forum_id=2#35863914

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35868552)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Irradiated School Chad

Now that's thinking like a partner. I would have to flame my way through conversations about Smithsonian museums I never went to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869574)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap

daily status update: C12 is apparently 5'11. holy fuck, he's a chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869065)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac spruce famous landscape painting

I am 5'10 but my friend has ordered me to tack on the extra inch. I feel tainted, like I have stepped over to the dark side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869073)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: iridescent electric toaster travel guidebook

most men add an extra inch and don't even know it, so provided you weren't already doing that (and you're just the type not to have been) if anything you're being MORE honest now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869519)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: buck-toothed topaz school cafeteria

came in hoping this was an RSF post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869136)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap

but RSF isn't in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869148)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: iridescent electric toaster travel guidebook

I actually ASSUMED it was a krampusnacht post lmao. which is a hilarious premise as well but I think OP will have better results.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869527)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: self-absorbed marketing idea half-breed

No questions, but you’re doing God’s work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869532)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Saffron pervert

Alberich abducts another poster...bye dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869533)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Motley Honey-headed Kitty

Why bother trying to help this incel? Save your time and energy and just buy him a hooker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869615)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Arousing french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870303)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Garnet razzle-dazzle range

Actually not bad advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870333)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac spruce famous landscape painting

XO has already offered this and naturally I have refused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870336)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Charismatic wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870253)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Garnet razzle-dazzle range

May I ask the obvious questions? Are you in a committed relationship? Why don't you just bang him? I mean if you care enough about him to get on a plane - you might as well ease him into you once you rendezvous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35873468)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Razzmatazz chestnut gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35873481)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap

his giant fuckstick would permanently blow my anus out. like yeah bro, I like CharlesXII, but I'm not willing to consign myself to a life of incontinence/diaper usage for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35874448)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Big Poppy Main People

graphic and lewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875045)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: Crimson lascivious crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875754)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: Contagious mexican brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875810)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: transparent arrogant piazza pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35877330)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap

daily status update: trying to lose that last 20 pounds before this happens. that's like 2 pounds a week?

had a glass of milk, half a baked potato, and two slices of toast for breakfast/lunch combined. i will be skipping dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35910735)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac spruce famous landscape painting

One wrong move, two slices of toast is about 1600 calories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35910743)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Histrionic hyperventilating stag film jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911615)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: exciting mustard institution cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911810)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: sinister misanthropic goal in life affirmative action

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911841)