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WSJ: FBI completes investigation of hours padding at major law firms

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jots down: "followed FBI agents as they rummaged thr...
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Non-custodial interview with FBI agent Jenkins (7.2)
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Interview is taped and lasts 15 minutes
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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:40 AM
Author: indecent cheese-eating faggotry

USAs in SDNY, DDC, CD Cal, and N.D. CAL. set to announce findings and unseal 200+ indictments tomorrow morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872146)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: Laughsome Orchestra Pit Mediation

*burns computer* *buys ticket to Belize*

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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: Out-of-control drunken organic girlfriend mother



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:50 AM
Author: indecent cheese-eating faggotry



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs



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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring mahogany feces



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:20 AM
Author: violent field

churn that bill, baby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872680)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:51 AM
Author: haunting tank

we gotta bill more cuz the senior associate gotta bill too!...but i got no worries...statute of limitations and all dat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872716)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: onyx racy casino



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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: crusty nibblets lodge



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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: Soggy Vibrant Public Bath

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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: indecent cheese-eating faggotry

It's absolute chaos here right now. The FBI raided us at about 10:30 and they took away about half of the attorneys. Everyone that's left is trying to retain a white collar lawyer before all the good ones are gone, but they are getting hit just as badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876145)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: charcoal senate pistol



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: lilac vivacious theater

jots down:

"followed FBI agents as they rummaged through IT dept (4.3)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876179)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: indecent cheese-eating faggotry



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Pontificating becky

Non-custodial interview with FBI agent Jenkins (7.2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876229)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: indecent cheese-eating faggotry

Interview is taped and lasts 15 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876249)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Pontificating becky

Add "Prepare for and attend" to front of previous time entry (.2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876264)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: lilac vivacious theater



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring mahogany feces



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Sable range associate



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Crystalline Stage Cuck



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: lilac vivacious theater



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Disturbing Wonderful Codepig Incel

180

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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring mahogany feces



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: pungent razzle home



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring mahogany feces



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: indecent cheese-eating faggotry

Just got an e-mail from the manager partner:

As many of you have already aware, we will be having some ongoing attorney staffing issues in the coming months. We are asking all attorneys who are personally unaffected to put in the extra time so that our issues do not impact client service.

As for our currently incarcerated colleagues, the partners are happy to announce that the firm will be sponsoring bail to any attorneys with a financial hardship. Please contact accounting for details. In the meantime paralegals will be making two daily trips to the federal detention center with relevant client matter files, printed emails, cases, and any other materials you request. Please have a list of any materials requests and your outgoing correspondence ready at 10am and 3pm each day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876316)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: lilac vivacious theater

"review email corresp. re case management (0.3); send paralegal to purchase cake mix and metal rasp-file (0.4); begin sketches of facility and possible escape routes for vehicles (1.8)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876334)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Disturbing Wonderful Codepig Incel



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: indecent cheese-eating faggotry

Senior associate in the neighboring cell begins tapping on your shared wall:

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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring mahogany feces



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Sable range associate



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: lilac vivacious theater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35877032)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: nubile pit fortuitous meteor

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876337)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring mahogany feces



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: Sable range associate



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Supple Scarlet Nursing Home

"I'm here for the billing fiesta."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876362)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: Contagious anal spot

Twist: all the AUSAs get indicted based on their previous jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876385)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: beta hairless resort

All charges are for "honest services theft" for not padding enough, having thereby deprived biglaw partners of additional $$$$$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876411)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: indecent cheese-eating faggotry



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mildly autistic telephone stead



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: violent field

that bill shall know no limits!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876419)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Contagious anal spot

@realDonaldTrump: Some VERY BAD lawyers have been very unfair to everyone. Today we say NO MORE! Jail & maybe worse!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876496)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: indecent cheese-eating faggotry

WaPo millennial furiously authoring an article titled: "Bill padding and the Trump administration's war on the rule of law"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876544)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Contagious anal spot



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring mahogany feces



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Filthy Hyperventilating Sex Offender Locale



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: indecent cheese-eating faggotry

Everyone got strip searched on the way into the office this morning. Apparently an of-counsel was caught wearing a wire yesterday and talking to people about hours. Some burly office services guy threw him out the 32nd story window.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35882186)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: lilac vivacious theater

*is striver associate on verge of partnership*

*executes affidavit that 'of counsel' was pulling a Garry Hoy*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garry_Hoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35882231)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: violet electric windowlicker

I could only read this as "Harry Goy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#37616418)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 8:57 PM
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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:32 PM
Author: indecent cheese-eating faggotry



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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: bat shit crazy aquamarine parlor hominid



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