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copper becky azn
  04/20/18
"still winter up there for you guys huh?"
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  04/20/18
oh god.
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ljl
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*puts gun in mouth*
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"Your line cut out. Can you repeat that question?"
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fuck MODS
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*five minutes of smalltalk* "Let's get started witho...
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Yea no problem we were just saying... (repeats 10 minute det...
Amethyst preventive strike
  04/20/18
*one of the guys who was late* "I have to drop early...
Pontificating parlour gaping
  04/20/18
(in house shithead)
Snowy idea he suggested university
  04/20/18
(guy who just outed me)
Pontificating parlour gaping
  04/20/18
lol
outnumbered national mediation
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Lmao
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I pull this shit on my little peon clients way too frequentl...
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*mutes phone* *injects heroin*
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"Just so you know, I have a hard stop in about 20 here....
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outnumbered national mediation
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Snowy idea he suggested university
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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:07 AM
Author: copper becky azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35880467)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Underhanded space hominid

"still winter up there for you guys huh?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35880470)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:10 AM
Author: dun anal wrinkle

oh god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35880474)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: narrow-minded meetinghouse electric furnace

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35880497)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Snowy idea he suggested university

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35880547)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: awkward associate nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881496)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: appetizing theatre digit ratio

TRIGGER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881043)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: outnumbered national mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881089)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: fragrant abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881213)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Shivering theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881238)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Nubile kink-friendly stage weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881288)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Curious bistre home quadroon

Stop it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881312)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Indigo Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881362)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: passionate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881491)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: awkward associate nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881495)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flirting dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881776)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling slate pit sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881797)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: copper becky azn

"Your line cut out. Can you repeat that question?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881971)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flirting dog poop

fuck MODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35882332)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: exciting maniacal temple liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35885439)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: jade cracking box office stain

"I was just saying I'm glad I transferred down here. It gets hot, but you don't have to shovel sunshine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35885450)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Contagious spot patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881973)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: Boyish affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35885150)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: gay hyperventilating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35885151)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Talking Dopamine Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35885184)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: ruddy electric prole voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#36159630)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Pontificating parlour gaping

*five minutes of smalltalk*

"Let's get started without them..."

*they join ten minutes later*

"Oh, hi guys!"

*five minutes of smaltalk, same ten minute conversation again*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35880472)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: Amethyst preventive strike

Yea no problem we were just saying... (repeats 10 minute detailed monologue)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35880486)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:13 AM
Author: Pontificating parlour gaping

*one of the guys who was late*

"I have to drop early for another call-- can we schedule another time for this?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35880487)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Snowy idea he suggested university

(in house shithead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35880566)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Pontificating parlour gaping

(guy who just outed me)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881309)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: outnumbered national mediation

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881167)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: Translucent mind-boggling whorehouse

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35885459)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sepia parlor

I pull this shit on my little peon clients way too frequently, and am basically unreachable via email, to the point that I now live in constant fear of one of them sending a bitchy email to my boss outing me for bigtiming them constantly. But it’s honestly the only way to get these freshly minted TTTMBA strivers to not take themselves so seriously. The best part is that when they complain to their bosses and the execs that are their bosses’ bosses. The bosses all have my back and tell the peons to quit bothering me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35885515)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:13 AM
Author: zippy zombie-like tank

*mutes phone*

*injects heroin*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35880488)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: trip scourge upon the earth legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881334)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: awkward associate nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881499)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Bateful step-uncle's house hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881047)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: outnumbered national mediation

"Yeah, I'm looking at his calendar now. He replied yes to the invite. Hang . . . what? Hang on a second, maybe I can track him down. Cheryl? Hey, Cheryl? Cheryl where's Brett? Yeah we're on the line waiting for him to join.

Well, Cheryl hasn't seen him. He might be arriving late from his 10 o'clock. Why don't we just proceed without him? I--"

"Hello everyone, this is Brett Anderson, sorry I'm late."

"It's okay Brett, I just put Cheryl on your trail so don't be surprised if she knocks on your door."

"Hey Marty. I'm actually not in the office today."

"Didn't you have a 10 o'clock with Lee?"

"Yeah but that's a remote one."

"Oh it is? I thought Lee was in today."

"No Lee's in Stamford."

"Oh that's right, the conference."

"Yup."

"I got it, I see. Okay, well, anyway, looks like we have a full complement. Should we get started? I think--"

"--h, hey Marty?"

"--Yeah?"

"I actually was gonna try to pull Tony in."

"Oh, good point, yeah, Tony might want to be around for this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881128)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Pontificating parlour gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881298)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Nubile kink-friendly stage weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881307)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: fragrant abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881346)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flirting dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881786)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: Duck-like Magenta Bbw

big law sounds fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881932)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:59 AM
Author: concupiscible hall

Well, looks like the beeps have subsided. Let’s go ahead and get started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881159)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: outnumbered national mediation

"Just so you know, I have a hard stop in about 20 here."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881171)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: fragrant abode

And you know what's funny? They'll fucking take my hard stop and they know there's nothing they can do about it. Look at me. Look at me. I declare the conference call. I declare the conference end. I declare the conference tone. This is your call? This is my call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881191)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: outnumbered national mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881204)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: fragrant abode

"To be clear with you, this is what I signed up for. More than what I signed up for: what I was born for. Do you think I don't understand the gravity of the work we're doing? This is American capitalism in its distilled and violent form. This is Buffet shitting a hundred-bill-per-second stream of Benjamins out his gold-plated ass as he walks along Wall Street whistling the National Anthem. This is mid-80s KKR not politely knocking on your corporate due diligence door but motherfucking pulverizing the walls of your company's best moat with an atomic bomb of leveraged liquidity ten thousand stacks deep carried in by bright-eyed HBS grads ready to tear out your throat for an extra zero at the end of their Christmas bonus. This is a resurrected Clarence Darrow rising from the counsel's table circa 2026 in some quiet farmfactory town where sits that marbled jewel of a courthouse with its dignified Dorics and its prized position across the square from the steepled church, the courtroom drawing in its collective breath, the eyes of the world afixed to his every word as the life death of two corporate titans equally opposed in stature and enmity stands frozen for a moment in time as the closing is unleashed for the recordation of history. I live for this. I need this. Pass me the Purell. Rain the Seamless receipts down upon my angelic head. Twist me up in the paper mountain of Westlaw cites. I eat binders for breakfast you fucking has-been. This is your firm? This is my firm."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881216)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Startling Haunted Graveyard Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881258)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: vibrant violet place of business potus



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Cerebral rough-skinned rehab round eye



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: outnumbered national mediation



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: passionate church building

FUCK! I WANT TO SPIN SO HARD RIGHT NOW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881502)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: Boyish affirmative action

https://youtu.be/iljHxtk7XZI?t=1m49s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35885210)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling slate pit sound barrier



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: floppy church



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Author: Duck-like Magenta Bbw



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Date: April 20th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: Razzle state alpha



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sepia parlor

This is quote from Suits isn’t it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35885530)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Out-of-control degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#36159653)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: histrionic geriatric lettuce

*nervous chuckle* "Sounds like someone forgot the mute button!"

*rest of group nervously laughs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881219)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: fragrant abode

*service partner clears his throat* {meekly} "Sorry, we're getting derailed here. Let's get back to--"

*rainmaker cutting in* "Shut the fuck up Jerry."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881231)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: histrionic geriatric lettuce

*deadest silence ever recorded in the history of sound*

*sound of thick saliva being swallowed in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881243)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: fragrant abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881255)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Startling Haunted Graveyard Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881260)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Startling Haunted Graveyard Dilemma

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881262)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: fragrant abode

*Jerry glances at the picture of his wife and three children on the shelf of his mid-sized office near but not directly adjacent to the rainmaker's corner suite*

*the mortgage payment coupon sits atop his desk, glaring at him*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881271)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Snowy idea he suggested university

Too far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881541)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Henna cuckold

fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881811)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Startling Haunted Graveyard Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881839)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: appetizing theatre digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881421)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Galvanic fantasy-prone laser beams forum

"I turn into a pumpkin at 3:30"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881990)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Nubile kink-friendly stage weed whacker

oh god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35882004)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Galvanic fantasy-prone laser beams forum

even though I know what it means, I always say "what are you talking about?" when I hear that just to be aspie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35882047)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: tripping jet psychic field

Lmao I’ve never heard anyone say that. Does that still get chuckles from other people on the call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35882170)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Chocolate wild office crotch

*sounds of an unmuted associate typing, sighing every few minutes*

"Umm could whoever is typing please go on mute. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881267)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: fragrant abode

*typing intensifies*

{under the midlevel's breath} "Fuck you Jenny. Fuck you."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881293)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: exciting maniacal temple liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35885453)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Cerebral rough-skinned rehab round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881294)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Racy Maroon Travel Guidebook

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881322)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Mauve lay organic girlfriend

"You don't understand," the beaten and bloodied biglaw associate pleaded with his cartel captor. "I'm expected on a very important deal checklist status call at 3:00 PM. If I'm not on that call, they'll come looking for me. They'll send Deal Team Six."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881328)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: fragrant abode

"Deal Team Six? The real deal?"

{3000 miles away, a lance of V-22s in formation suddenly ascend into view from the high-floor Arpsitorium conference room then disappear again as they make their way to the firm's roof}

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881372)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: histrionic geriatric lettuce

*vaporwave music begins playing - a 0.75 speed version of Yashita Mukuyama's 1986 hit "Tonight Romance" mixed with early 90s real estate house staging background music*

"Ok, that's very A E S T H E T I C but please, go on mute."

"Nah, turn that up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881349)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Indigo Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881361)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: trip scourge upon the earth legend

"We are going through the upgrade to Office 365--I suspect that's the culprit here."

"Yes that caused some challenges on our end as well."

"When did you guys move to 365."

"Jill when was that, last November"

"I think that's right"

"And its going well now?"

"Yep, going well now. Some cool new functionalities"

"Great to hear. Let's just wait a bit longer here."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881369)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Mauve lay organic girlfriend

*ties noose*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881479)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: awkward associate nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881512)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Snowy idea he suggested university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881534)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Nubile kink-friendly stage weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881791)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: exciting maniacal temple liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35885465)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: outnumbered national mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881486)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Diverse honey-headed tanning salon

I wonder what our ancestors would say if they could see our work lives now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881910)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: passionate church building

*sound of squeaky wheels spinning*

"Salt Lake, mind if you mute?"

*silence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881505)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Titillating stubborn casino international law enforcement agency

I've got a "hard stop" at noon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881525)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: blue trust fund institution

Let me just send an email that the line is open:

"LINE IS OPEN -- Mtg to level set due diligence and purchase agreement -- Dial in 123-456 Code: 12121234531234521"

Email response:

"Sorry, what's the dial in? Number is missing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881531)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: 180 locale

Welcome Jim, we are just talking 365. Well I think that's everyone at this point but let's just wait a couple more minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881795)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling slate pit sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881796)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: tripping jet psychic field

“Hey you got Mort from Paul Weiss on. Who else is on?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881812)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling slate pit sound barrier

Okay, well let’s have a pre-call with KPMG tomorrow to go through the revised slides before talking to the lenders. In the meantime, we can all sharpen our pencils and think about putting a second LLC between Topco and Holdco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881821)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Disturbing soul-stirring hospital knife

WHO JUST JOINED?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881870)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: tripping jet psychic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35882673)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Nubile kink-friendly stage weed whacker

Someone who's 8 minutes late vomiting into the middle of a substantive discussion: "HELLO MICHELLE IS ON. HELLO?"

Always take pleasure when the person speaking sighs quietly and soldiers on without acknowledging the bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881891)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: tripping jet psychic field

“Substantive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35881902)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: avocado stirring school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35885425)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: Slap-happy really tough guy

"..it appears we are trending upward with regard to..."

*Beep*

"Hi, did someone just join?"

*silence*

"Anywa.."

"I think someone dropped off"

"Anyways, if you look at figure..."

*Beep*

"Hi, did someone just join?"

"Hey, sorry, it's steve, I got disconnected"

"Oh, haha, hey Steve, we were just looking at figure 3, it seems to..."

*beep*

"Hi, did someone just join?"

*Silence*

"I don't think that was a beep"

"Ok, so anyways, figure 3 suggest that..."

"Sor-"

"the trend is - oh, yes?"

"Sorry, you don't seem to be presenting any more, anyone else having this issue?"

"No, it's fine"

"I still see it"

"It's fine for me"

"Ok, just me then, I'll reconnect. Dropping off"

"K, no problem. Anyways, let's--"

*Beep*

"Let's turn to figure 3"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#35885462)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Nubile kink-friendly stage weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#36159699)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: tripping jet psychic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#36160345)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: tripping jet psychic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#36159500)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: fragrant abode

*sounds of actual vomiting through inadvertently unmuted line*

"Is everything okay?"

*vomiting continues*

"Hey, it sounds like--it sounds like someone is getting sick. Is everything okay?"

*last chunks of vomit being expelled; the plopping reverb of their drops into the porcelain god echoing on the open line*

'Yeah. {hacking clearing of throat} Sorry guys. It's--it's Jerry. My bad. Keep the discussion going. We really seemed to be building momentum.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#36159528)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: histrionic geriatric lettuce

"Whoa I didn't know our prospectus was that bad HAHAHAHA"

*horrified silence on other lines*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#36159558)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: fragrant abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#36159566)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: fragrant abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#36159571)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: tripping jet psychic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#36159698)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Talented Puppy

Aspie on the call brought on to flex some technical prowess of subject matter - muted and seething.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954610&forum_id=2#36159535)