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The dating market has been optimized so women can avoid men like you

... if you're not chad and if you're reading this, you're no...
Diverse corn cake knife
  04/22/18
scholarship.
Impertinent Piazza Shitlib
  04/22/18
Sad. Sounds like WLMAS, JJC, and Obeezy really will die alo...
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  04/22/18
But "Voodoo Child" really fucks! Women love him!
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Infuriating duck-like mental disorder
  04/22/18
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Kink-friendly mentally impaired hell
  04/23/18
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Diverse corn cake knife
  04/22/18
my height is not on the dating apps
Ivory provocative pistol den
  04/22/18
Yes it fucking is, either implicitly or explicitly. Tall ...
Diverse corn cake knife
  04/22/18
i'm done here
Ivory provocative pistol den
  04/22/18
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Boyish athletic conference hall
  04/23/18
ran here
Ivory provocative pistol den
  03/29/19
"quick, would you hook up with a chick if there was a 1...
hideous national security agency
  04/22/18
cq what otherwise might have been scholarship has been inval...
exhilarant buff hominid state
  04/22/18
lmfao that 1/10,000 line was dicta, nothing more. The op ST...
excitant market goal in life
  04/22/18
You can concur in the result but not all the reasoning. I t...
Diverse corn cake knife
  04/22/18
No faggot didn't you hear me your OP is INVALID
exhilarant buff hominid state
  04/22/18
OP is what psychological violence looks like
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It's depressing how this isn't even an exaggeration. The ...
Cyan curious reading party ratface
  04/22/18
Thank you brother. And ljl at buying "unlimited daily ...
Diverse corn cake knife
  04/22/18
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Razzle-dazzle church coffee pot
  04/22/18
“if you're not chad and if you're reading this, you're not.”...
ocher principal's office
  04/22/18
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excitant market goal in life
  04/22/18
classic opener. instant classic.
Narrow-minded coldplay fan
  04/22/18
Melville himself would be proud if this one
ocher principal's office
  04/22/18
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Diverse corn cake knife
  04/22/18
Thank you. I teetered between this and "The dating mar...
Diverse corn cake knife
  04/22/18
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violent jet blood rage
  04/22/18
Every XO thread should start with this line.
concupiscible travel guidebook
  04/22/18
explain slashmo??
judgmental flatulent kitty cat ladyboy
  04/23/18
Need to sticky this
excitant market goal in life
  04/22/18
I see shortmos walking around the city with cute girls all t...
exhilarant buff hominid state
  04/22/18
Sure, with a million NW minimum.
Diverse corn cake knife
  04/22/18
my wife is beautiful and wonderful
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  04/22/18
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rose orchestra pit
  04/23/18
Great, so she's off the market. Did you find her before the...
Diverse corn cake knife
  04/23/18
this is so much better than DTP's disjointed screeds
vengeful wonderful son of senegal
  04/22/18
this is a descriptive analysis of the modern dating market, ...
excitant market goal in life
  04/22/18
CR, it's two sides of the same coin. DTP has the ability to...
Diverse corn cake knife
  04/23/18
I'd love to hear this read through a very ominous voice dist...
Chocolate corner
  04/22/18
Would 100% support this and whatever light edits are needed ...
Diverse corn cake knife
  04/23/18
It's pretty doable with just an app. That's how I did my Deb...
Chocolate corner
  04/23/18
interfering with chad and women is the only pleasure we get ...
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  04/22/18
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gay adulterous forum
  04/23/18
Yeah bumble doesnt really make sense other than to allow the...
Apoplectic Police Squad
  04/22/18
180 post
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  04/22/18
It needs to be shitmodded and forgotten
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  04/22/18
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guy who fucked a new 29 year old sex freak last night here, ...
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  04/22/18
What was his name?
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  04/23/18
ty for this. can you please expand on different apps, though...
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  04/23/18
shouldn't pester OP for applications of his general theorem,...
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excitant market goal in life
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all i do is post body pics on my tinder and im killing it. o...
judgmental flatulent kitty cat ladyboy
  04/23/18
(literally FATCEPS)
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  04/23/18
bumped for incels
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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Diverse corn cake knife

... if you're not chad and if you're reading this, you're not.

Seriously, think about it. Women love sex. Women might even love sex more than men, in that women face a much higher risk of violence from sex partners but do it anyway (quick, would you hook up with a chick if there was a 1 in 10,000 chance she would cut your dick off?).

But women have near unanimous preferences for the same type of men and you have nothing in common with them. Until recently, the dating market was frustrating because you acted as a form of interference-- Chad wants to have sex with women, women want to have sex with Chad, and your attempts to have sex with women are obstructing the goals of these other two parties.

That's why, in days of yore, there would be things like invite only parties (so you wouldn't be there) or speed dating (so she would only see you for two minutes and then reject you) or exclusive clubs (so bouncers would do the work of letting in all women and keeping out men like you).

The digital era has made it far easier for women to avoid you, because your height and face are on the dating apps and those are by far the most important attributes you have in the dating market. Throw in some elo matchmaking and Chad can find women and women can find Chad without any interference from you.

Bumble takes this extreme to the even more logical extreme-- if a woman is careless and swipes right on you by accident, she doesn't have to do anything or even endure a message from you, because she has to message first. She can just wait out the 24 hour clock and ljl as you use your daily extend on her while she messages the Chad she really wanted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893355)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Impertinent Piazza Shitlib

scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893364)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: lascivious bearded tanning salon persian

Sad. Sounds like WLMAS, JJC, and Obeezy really will die alone after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893400)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: concupiscible travel guidebook

But "Voodoo Child" really fucks! Women love him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893414)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: Copper Haunting Kitchen Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893428)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Infuriating duck-like mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894154)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mentally impaired hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901711)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Diverse corn cake knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893530)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Ivory provocative pistol den

my height is not on the dating apps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893403)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: Diverse corn cake knife

Yes it fucking is, either implicitly or explicitly.

Tall guys say how tall they are or have group pictures of them where they tower over other people. If you don't list your height, then she's assuming you're short and looking at your pictures. If there's not one group shot where you appear to be a tall person in it, then you're a de facto 5'6" and getting instadinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893418)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Ivory provocative pistol den

i'm done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893443)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: Boyish athletic conference hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899180)



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Date: March 29th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Ivory provocative pistol den

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#38010735)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: hideous national security agency

"quick, would you hook up with a chick if there was a 1 in 10,000 chance she would cut your dick off?)."

? exactly how risk averse and low T do you think we are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893406)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: exhilarant buff hominid state

cq what otherwise might have been scholarship has been invalidated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893633)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: excitant market goal in life

lmfao that 1/10,000 line was dicta, nothing more. The op STANDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893646)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Diverse corn cake knife

You can concur in the result but not all the reasoning. I think you're underestimating just how scary it would be if a non-trivial number of women grievously harmed or used a strop-on to anally rape their conquests, though. Unless you're into that of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893651)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: exhilarant buff hominid state

No faggot didn't you hear me your OP is INVALID

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893661)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: multi-colored flesh yarmulke

OP is what psychological violence looks like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893545)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Sienna feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893549)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: thriller turquoise whorehouse affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901712)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Cyan curious reading party ratface

It's depressing how this isn't even an exaggeration.

The daily extend part was amazing imagery



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893598)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Diverse corn cake knife

Thank you brother. And ljl at buying "unlimited daily extends." Yes, Melvin, that will surely change your fortunes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893867)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle church coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35895161)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: ocher principal's office

“if you're not chad and if you're reading this, you're not.”

Brutal opener, bro



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893615)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: excitant market goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893649)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Narrow-minded coldplay fan

classic opener. instant classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893679)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: ocher principal's office

Melville himself would be proud if this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893755)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Diverse corn cake knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894062)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Diverse corn cake knife

Thank you. I teetered between this and "The dating market has interpreted you as damage and is routing around you," but that just didn't have that personal touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894061)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: violent jet blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894178)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: concupiscible travel guidebook

Every XO thread should start with this line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35895145)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: judgmental flatulent kitty cat ladyboy

explain slashmo??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35900051)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: excitant market goal in life

Need to sticky this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893626)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: exhilarant buff hominid state

I see shortmos walking around the city with cute girls all the time. Shortmos can maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893653)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Diverse corn cake knife

Sure, with a million NW minimum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35896590)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: sepia giraffe

my wife is beautiful and wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893708)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: rose orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35898326)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Diverse corn cake knife

Great, so she's off the market. Did you find her before the app revolution optimized non-chads out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899189)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: vengeful wonderful son of senegal

this is so much better than DTP's disjointed screeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893728)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: excitant market goal in life

this is a descriptive analysis of the modern dating market, steeped in toxicity.

DTP is performance art on the effect of the modern dating market on the psyche of non-Chads.

They are both great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893771)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Diverse corn cake knife

CR, it's two sides of the same coin. DTP has the ability to convey the visceral reality, I'm just looking at it a bit more objectively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899171)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Chocolate corner

I'd love to hear this read through a very ominous voice distorter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893871)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Diverse corn cake knife

Would 100% support this and whatever light edits are needed to make it work for voice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899704)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Chocolate corner

It's pretty doable with just an app. That's how I did my Debbie Wasserman piece. Adding some distorted rap beats could work too but it's best to use like Audible maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901706)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: Floppy Candlestick Maker

interfering with chad and women is the only pleasure we get and they're trying to take that away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893908)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: gay adulterous forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901837)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: Apoplectic Police Squad

Yeah bumble doesnt really make sense other than to allow them to safely see what their ‘bottom’ is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894910)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: gay adulterous forum

180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894925)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: exhilarant buff hominid state

It needs to be shitmodded and forgotten

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35895135)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed laser beams prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35895209)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Shaky headpube place of business

guy who fucked a new 29 year old sex freak last night here, sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35897252)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Diverse corn cake knife

What was his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35927626)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: citrine crotch becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899172)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Avocado Low-t Lay

ty for this. can you please expand on different apps, though, like coffeemeetsbagel, hinge, okcupid?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899187)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: excitant market goal in life

shouldn't pester OP for applications of his general theorem, leave that to the up and comers. OP needs to further generalize his findings or extend its applications to other fields

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35900049)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: excitant market goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35900010)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: judgmental flatulent kitty cat ladyboy

all i do is post body pics on my tinder and im killing it. once chicks as for more pics i still prevail. I think out of the 100s of matches and pic exchanges i've had i only got rejected by a few chicks and even then there is no way in hell they would reject me IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35900084)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: exhilarant buff hominid state

(literally FATCEPS)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901810)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Diverse corn cake knife

bumped for incels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35980318)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Diverse corn cake knife



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: big burgundy stead internal respiration

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#36475311)



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Date: March 29th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: Diverse corn cake knife



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Date: March 29th, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: gay adulterous forum



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