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The dating market has been optimized so women can avoid men like you

... if you're not chad and if you're reading this, you're no...
sick self-absorbed internal respiration
  04/22/18
scholarship.
Excitant Lake Turdskin
  04/22/18
Sad. Sounds like WLMAS, JJC, and Obeezy really will die alo...
supple talking theater useless brakes
  04/22/18
But "Voodoo Child" really fucks! Women love him!
floppy elite boltzmann
  04/22/18
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Internet-worthy School
  04/22/18
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Comical outnumbered school cafeteria
  04/22/18
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geriatric trailer park
  04/23/18
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sick self-absorbed internal respiration
  04/22/18
my height is not on the dating apps
Puce razzmatazz knife
  04/22/18
Yes it fucking is, either implicitly or explicitly. Tall ...
sick self-absorbed internal respiration
  04/22/18
i'm done here
Puce razzmatazz knife
  04/22/18
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bateful irate brethren
  04/23/18
ran here
Puce razzmatazz knife
  03/29/19
"quick, would you hook up with a chick if there was a 1...
Marvelous corn cake old irish cottage
  04/22/18
cq what otherwise might have been scholarship has been inval...
Slap-happy Histrionic Puppy
  04/22/18
lmfao that 1/10,000 line was dicta, nothing more. The op ST...
umber heaven crotch
  04/22/18
You can concur in the result but not all the reasoning. I t...
sick self-absorbed internal respiration
  04/22/18
No faggot didn't you hear me your OP is INVALID
Slap-happy Histrionic Puppy
  04/22/18
OP is what psychological violence looks like
stubborn trip shitlib factory reset button
  04/22/18
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Insanely creepy institution
  04/22/18
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Dashing Carmine Stag Film Reading Party
  04/23/18
It's depressing how this isn't even an exaggeration. The ...
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  04/22/18
Thank you brother. And ljl at buying "unlimited daily ...
sick self-absorbed internal respiration
  04/22/18
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fluffy alpha pit
  04/22/18
“if you're not chad and if you're reading this, you're not.”...
Exhilarant cuckold center
  04/22/18
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umber heaven crotch
  04/22/18
classic opener. instant classic.
lime boyish corner
  04/22/18
Melville himself would be proud if this one
Exhilarant cuckold center
  04/22/18
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sick self-absorbed internal respiration
  04/22/18
Thank you. I teetered between this and "The dating mar...
sick self-absorbed internal respiration
  04/22/18
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Hot crackhouse
  04/22/18
Every XO thread should start with this line.
floppy elite boltzmann
  04/22/18
explain slashmo??
Naked mind-boggling range
  04/23/18
Need to sticky this
umber heaven crotch
  04/22/18
I see shortmos walking around the city with cute girls all t...
Slap-happy Histrionic Puppy
  04/22/18
Sure, with a million NW minimum.
sick self-absorbed internal respiration
  04/22/18
my wife is beautiful and wonderful
chestnut shrine
  04/22/18
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curious pearly theatre roast beef
  04/23/18
Great, so she's off the market. Did you find her before the...
sick self-absorbed internal respiration
  04/23/18
this is so much better than DTP's disjointed screeds
Exciting House Macaca
  04/22/18
this is a descriptive analysis of the modern dating market, ...
umber heaven crotch
  04/22/18
CR, it's two sides of the same coin. DTP has the ability to...
sick self-absorbed internal respiration
  04/23/18
I'd love to hear this read through a very ominous voice dist...
mint stage
  04/22/18
Would 100% support this and whatever light edits are needed ...
sick self-absorbed internal respiration
  04/23/18
It's pretty doable with just an app. That's how I did my Deb...
mint stage
  04/23/18
interfering with chad and women is the only pleasure we get ...
brindle hairraiser office
  04/22/18
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Mentally impaired yellow organic girlfriend
  04/23/18
Yeah bumble doesnt really make sense other than to allow the...
talented senate dragon
  04/22/18
180 post
Mentally impaired yellow organic girlfriend
  04/22/18
It needs to be shitmodded and forgotten
Slap-happy Histrionic Puppy
  04/22/18
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Contagious principal's office
  04/22/18
guy who fucked a new 29 year old sex freak last night here, ...
vigorous clown
  04/22/18
What was his name?
sick self-absorbed internal respiration
  04/26/18
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Stirring orchestra pit
  04/23/18
ty for this. can you please expand on different apps, though...
vivacious flirting market
  04/23/18
shouldn't pester OP for applications of his general theorem,...
umber heaven crotch
  04/23/18
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umber heaven crotch
  04/23/18
all i do is post body pics on my tinder and im killing it. o...
Naked mind-boggling range
  04/23/18
(literally FATCEPS)
Slap-happy Histrionic Puppy
  04/23/18
bumped for incels
sick self-absorbed internal respiration
  05/04/18
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sick self-absorbed internal respiration
  07/22/18
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khaki dead mad cow disease kitty cat
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Mentally impaired yellow organic girlfriend
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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: sick self-absorbed internal respiration

... if you're not chad and if you're reading this, you're not.

Seriously, think about it. Women love sex. Women might even love sex more than men, in that women face a much higher risk of violence from sex partners but do it anyway (quick, would you hook up with a chick if there was a 1 in 10,000 chance she would cut your dick off?).

But women have near unanimous preferences for the same type of men and you have nothing in common with them. Until recently, the dating market was frustrating because you acted as a form of interference-- Chad wants to have sex with women, women want to have sex with Chad, and your attempts to have sex with women are obstructing the goals of these other two parties.

That's why, in days of yore, there would be things like invite only parties (so you wouldn't be there) or speed dating (so she would only see you for two minutes and then reject you) or exclusive clubs (so bouncers would do the work of letting in all women and keeping out men like you).

The digital era has made it far easier for women to avoid you, because your height and face are on the dating apps and those are by far the most important attributes you have in the dating market. Throw in some elo matchmaking and Chad can find women and women can find Chad without any interference from you.

Bumble takes this extreme to the even more logical extreme-- if a woman is careless and swipes right on you by accident, she doesn't have to do anything or even endure a message from you, because she has to message first. She can just wait out the 24 hour clock and ljl as you use your daily extend on her while she messages the Chad she really wanted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893355)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Excitant Lake Turdskin

scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893364)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: supple talking theater useless brakes

Sad. Sounds like WLMAS, JJC, and Obeezy really will die alone after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893400)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: floppy elite boltzmann

But "Voodoo Child" really fucks! Women love him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893414)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: Internet-worthy School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893428)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Comical outnumbered school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894154)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: geriatric trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901711)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: sick self-absorbed internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893530)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Puce razzmatazz knife

my height is not on the dating apps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893403)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: sick self-absorbed internal respiration

Yes it fucking is, either implicitly or explicitly.

Tall guys say how tall they are or have group pictures of them where they tower over other people. If you don't list your height, then she's assuming you're short and looking at your pictures. If there's not one group shot where you appear to be a tall person in it, then you're a de facto 5'6" and getting instadinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893418)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Puce razzmatazz knife

i'm done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893443)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: bateful irate brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899180)



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Date: March 29th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Puce razzmatazz knife

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#38010735)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Marvelous corn cake old irish cottage

"quick, would you hook up with a chick if there was a 1 in 10,000 chance she would cut your dick off?)."

? exactly how risk averse and low T do you think we are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893406)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Slap-happy Histrionic Puppy

cq what otherwise might have been scholarship has been invalidated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893633)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: umber heaven crotch

lmfao that 1/10,000 line was dicta, nothing more. The op STANDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893646)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: sick self-absorbed internal respiration

You can concur in the result but not all the reasoning. I think you're underestimating just how scary it would be if a non-trivial number of women grievously harmed or used a strop-on to anally rape their conquests, though. Unless you're into that of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893651)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Slap-happy Histrionic Puppy

No faggot didn't you hear me your OP is INVALID

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893661)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: stubborn trip shitlib factory reset button

OP is what psychological violence looks like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893545)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Insanely creepy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893549)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Dashing Carmine Stag Film Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901712)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

It's depressing how this isn't even an exaggeration.

The daily extend part was amazing imagery



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893598)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: sick self-absorbed internal respiration

Thank you brother. And ljl at buying "unlimited daily extends." Yes, Melvin, that will surely change your fortunes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893867)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: fluffy alpha pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35895161)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Exhilarant cuckold center

“if you're not chad and if you're reading this, you're not.”

Brutal opener, bro



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893615)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: umber heaven crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893649)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: lime boyish corner

classic opener. instant classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893679)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant cuckold center

Melville himself would be proud if this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893755)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: sick self-absorbed internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894062)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: sick self-absorbed internal respiration

Thank you. I teetered between this and "The dating market has interpreted you as damage and is routing around you," but that just didn't have that personal touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894061)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Hot crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894178)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: floppy elite boltzmann

Every XO thread should start with this line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35895145)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: Naked mind-boggling range

explain slashmo??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35900051)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: umber heaven crotch

Need to sticky this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893626)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Slap-happy Histrionic Puppy

I see shortmos walking around the city with cute girls all the time. Shortmos can maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893653)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: sick self-absorbed internal respiration

Sure, with a million NW minimum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35896590)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: chestnut shrine

my wife is beautiful and wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893708)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: curious pearly theatre roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35898326)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: sick self-absorbed internal respiration

Great, so she's off the market. Did you find her before the app revolution optimized non-chads out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899189)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Exciting House Macaca

this is so much better than DTP's disjointed screeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893728)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: umber heaven crotch

this is a descriptive analysis of the modern dating market, steeped in toxicity.

DTP is performance art on the effect of the modern dating market on the psyche of non-Chads.

They are both great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893771)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: sick self-absorbed internal respiration

CR, it's two sides of the same coin. DTP has the ability to convey the visceral reality, I'm just looking at it a bit more objectively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899171)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: mint stage

I'd love to hear this read through a very ominous voice distorter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893871)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: sick self-absorbed internal respiration

Would 100% support this and whatever light edits are needed to make it work for voice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899704)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: mint stage

It's pretty doable with just an app. That's how I did my Debbie Wasserman piece. Adding some distorted rap beats could work too but it's best to use like Audible maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901706)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: brindle hairraiser office

interfering with chad and women is the only pleasure we get and they're trying to take that away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893908)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Mentally impaired yellow organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901837)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: talented senate dragon

Yeah bumble doesnt really make sense other than to allow them to safely see what their ‘bottom’ is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894910)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Mentally impaired yellow organic girlfriend

180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894925)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Slap-happy Histrionic Puppy

It needs to be shitmodded and forgotten

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35895135)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: Contagious principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35895209)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: vigorous clown

guy who fucked a new 29 year old sex freak last night here, sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35897252)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: sick self-absorbed internal respiration

What was his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35927626)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Stirring orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899172)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: vivacious flirting market

ty for this. can you please expand on different apps, though, like coffeemeetsbagel, hinge, okcupid?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899187)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: umber heaven crotch

shouldn't pester OP for applications of his general theorem, leave that to the up and comers. OP needs to further generalize his findings or extend its applications to other fields

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35900049)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: umber heaven crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35900010)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Naked mind-boggling range

all i do is post body pics on my tinder and im killing it. once chicks as for more pics i still prevail. I think out of the 100s of matches and pic exchanges i've had i only got rejected by a few chicks and even then there is no way in hell they would reject me IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35900084)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Slap-happy Histrionic Puppy

(literally FATCEPS)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901810)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: sick self-absorbed internal respiration

bumped for incels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35980318)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: sick self-absorbed internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#36475301)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: khaki dead mad cow disease kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#36475311)



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Date: March 29th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: sick self-absorbed internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#38010732)



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Date: March 29th, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: Mentally impaired yellow organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#38010786)