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Date: April 22nd, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Mischievous maize hairy legs step-uncle's house

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Politico--Washington, D.C.

Following the Shocking massacre at a Tennessee Wafflehouse by aspiring nude bodybuilder Travis Reinking, the House is set to debate a new law that would regulate the Nude Bodybuilding professional circuit.

Representative Frank Pallone Jr. (D-NJ), ranking member of the House Committee on Energy and Commerce, is sponsoring the HR-1282, the Protecting Integrity in Nude Sports Act of 2018. "I'm tired of explaining to my 12 year old son that another one of his favorite nude athletes has suffered from a mental breakdown, or died in the prime of his life," Representative Pallone explained, "After the frightening events in Tennessee, It's become abundantly clear to Americans that untested and unlicensed supplements are a menace haunting Naked Bodybuilding. The Nude Sports Act will provide assurances to Americans that Naked Bodybuilding is clean: from the local cock-show circuit to Mr. Alpha. The IFNB needs to understand that if it can't clean up its act, the United States Congress will act to protect the integrity of Nude Sports."

When asked for comment, industry representatives bristled at the association with the Wafflehouse shooting. Norman "FUCKSTICK" Johnson, president of the Nude Performers and Promoters Association, the lobbying arm of the IFNB, opposes the bill. "I'm frankly appalled," Mr. Johnson said, that "Representive Pallone would attempt to connect the Wafflehouse shooting to his ridiculous bill to put the Federal Government's hand on every COCK in nude sports. Travis Reiking has never held an IFNB pro card, and I'm told that he has a pathetic PISSCLIT." Yann Perrod, an IFNB pro, also opposes the act. "COCK enhancement can't be regulated. If there's a substance out there that can help me GROW IT BIG, I'm going to find it."

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Date: April 22nd, 2018 8:33 PM
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Date: April 22nd, 2018 3:33 PM
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Date: April 22nd, 2018 5:11 PM
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