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Rate this absurd ten year stretch for Tom Cotton

May 2002: graduate from HLS August 2002-August 2003: clerk ...
vigorous menage
  04/23/18
He's gay
Boyish big-titted factory reset button cuckoldry
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nighttime brunch preventive strike
  04/23/18
his rise is proof to me there's some sort of shady backroom ...
Glittery crawly party of the first part persian
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vigorous menage
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Shimmering keepsake machete giraffe
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Glittery crawly party of the first part persian
  04/23/18
Of course they do. Mike Pompeo and Ben Sasse were similarly ...
stimulating space
  04/23/18
cr try to find anything about Pompeo's time in service. ...
vigorous menage
  04/23/18
how to cop
Abnormal jet tank
  04/23/18
Graduate top of class at West Point, go to HLS, make Republi...
stimulating space
  04/23/18
even iraq is better than biglaw
Diverse ticket booth
  04/23/18
i can't really even imagine doing Army basic training four m...
vigorous menage
  04/23/18
“he admits it was just to pay off loans” If it wasn’t for...
tripping navy gas station kitty cat
  04/23/18
it is pretty funny he did the XO thing where he escaped BIGL...
Glittery crawly party of the first part persian
  04/23/18
U: ONE WRONG MOVE Tom Cotton: lifetime of wrong moves; yo...
snowy affirmative action
  04/23/18
insane
Shimmering keepsake machete giraffe
  04/23/18
REMINDER: “Ambition characterizes and distinguishes nationa...
Razzle location skinny woman
  04/23/18
lmao
Boyish big-titted factory reset button cuckoldry
  04/23/18
i think we concluded a while ago that he was set up by the d...
Thirsty multi-colored friendly grandma heaven
  04/23/18
Richard Nixon went from naval officer to Vice President in s...
bateful site
  04/23/18
had no idea he was gay
Yellow beady-eyed fat ankles
  04/24/18
btw, talking to people who would know, he's utterly shattere...
vigorous menage
  04/23/18
So the thing he could handle for the least amount of time wa...
Aggressive trailer park faggot firefighter
  04/23/18
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stimulating space
  04/23/18
That's 12 years. Homos have extra energy.
Supple institution
  04/24/18
why's he such a geeky twink
walnut duck-like school
  04/24/18


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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:37 PM
Author: vigorous menage

May 2002: graduate from HLS

August 2002-August 2003: clerk on 5th Circuit

September 2003-August 2004: Gibson Dunn DC

September 2004-January 2005: small DC lit boutique

January 2005: enlist in Army

January 2005-March 2005: Army basic training

March 2005-June 2005: Army OCS

June 2005-November 2005: Army Officer Leadership Course

November 2005-May 2006: complete Airborne School, Air Assault School, and Ranger School

May 2006-December 2006: deployed to Iraq as platoon leader

June 2006: writes open letter to New York Times demanding embedded reporters be charged with espionage; letter is not published in NYT but is published elsewhere; Cotton could have been court-martialed but is instead given a slap on the wrist

December 2006-October 2008: platoon leader for "Old Guard" at Arlington National Cemetery

October 2008-July 2009: deployed as platoon leader to Afghanistan

July 2009-July 2010: working on family farm

July 2010: transferred to Army Reserves

July 2010-November 2012: sporadic consulting for McKinsey

November 2012: elected to Congress

bonus

November 2014: elected to U.S. Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903301)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: Boyish big-titted factory reset button cuckoldry

He's gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903369)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: nighttime brunch preventive strike



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Glittery crawly party of the first part persian

his rise is proof to me there's some sort of shady backroom shit that each party has to guide their prospective "farm talent" (ha literal here) from xxxx to Congress

just casually go from military to farm to McK to Congress, no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903374)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: vigorous menage



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Shimmering keepsake machete giraffe



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: Glittery crawly party of the first part persian



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: stimulating space

Of course they do. Mike Pompeo and Ben Sasse were similarly placed by prominent party officials/donors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903604)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: vigorous menage

cr

try to find anything about Pompeo's time in service. you can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903655)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: Abnormal jet tank

how to cop

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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: stimulating space

Graduate top of class at West Point, go to HLS, make Republican party connections. Profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903662)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Diverse ticket booth

even iraq is better than biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903375)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: vigorous menage

i can't really even imagine doing Army basic training four months after quitting biglaw

i doubt he did jack shit at GDC though, he admits it was just to pay off loans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903387)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: tripping navy gas station kitty cat

“he admits it was just to pay off loans”

If it wasn’t for the love of the law I have no respect for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903543)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Glittery crawly party of the first part persian

it is pretty funny he did the XO thing where he escaped BIGLAW into something more physical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903383)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: snowy affirmative action

U: ONE WRONG MOVE

Tom Cotton: lifetime of wrong moves; youngest US Senator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903460)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Shimmering keepsake machete giraffe

insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903469)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: Razzle location skinny woman

REMINDER:

“Ambition characterizes and distinguishes national officeholders from other kinds of human beings,” Cotton wrote [in his senior thesis]. “Inflammatory passion and selfish interest characterizes most men, whereas ambition characterizes men who pursue and hold national office. Such men rise from the people through a process of self-selection since politics is a dirty business that discourages all but the most ambitious.”

“National officeholders have an enlarged ambition and mental acuity that distinguishes them from all other sorts of men,” Cotton wrote. And where such men belong, he argued—where they will naturally find their place—is in the U.S. Senate.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2014/09/the-making-of-a-conservative-superstar/380307/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903510)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Boyish big-titted factory reset button cuckoldry

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903535)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: Thirsty multi-colored friendly grandma heaven

i think we concluded a while ago that he was set up by the deep-state to channel the "nationalist" wing of conservatism toward the "attack iran" wing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903525)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: bateful site

Richard Nixon went from naval officer to Vice President in seven years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903570)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Yellow beady-eyed fat ankles

had no idea he was gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35907771)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: vigorous menage

btw, talking to people who would know, he's utterly shattered that he got passed over for CIA chief

i mean in this administration if you just hang out you'll have a chance eventually but lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903588)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Aggressive trailer park faggot firefighter

So the thing he could handle for the least amount of time was being a lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903589)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: stimulating space



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Date: April 24th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: Supple institution

That's 12 years. Homos have extra energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35907690)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: walnut duck-like school

why's he such a geeky twink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35907756)