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black fiance's father killed self

He was broke as fuck and strangled himself with a bungee cor...
big mad cow disease
  04/24/18
Jesus dude are we hanging out?
Out-of-control onyx senate coldplay fan
  04/24/18
i hope this is flame. If not that's sad. But how can you...
cyan corner pisswyrm
  04/24/18
he smokes marijuana daily and is over the hill, doubt any of...
citrine crotch persian
  04/24/18
I'm extremely high T and take ashwanganda and zinc every day...
big mad cow disease
  04/24/18
I just ordered some black maca root powder capsules and L-ar...
big mad cow disease
  04/24/18
Jfc
Metal Peach Field
  04/24/18
holy fuck. that's awful. very sorry. i felt like offing m...
Fishy Passionate Associate Stead
  04/24/18
jesus- sorry to hear. life fucking blows unless you come fr...
Adventurous Lilac Set Faggot Firefighter
  04/24/18
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trip rigpig wagecucks
  04/24/18
I'm really sorry to hear that. The brutality of American cap...
lime fragrant double fault
  04/24/18
...
Claret cowardly nursing home
  04/24/18
was American capitalism garnishing his wages?
Aqua Sandwich Boistinker
  04/24/18
not to mention you don't know why he got fired. maybe he was...
Shimmering Hall
  04/24/18
SELF LYNCHING
Excitant police squad
  04/24/18
i feel bad about loling at this
Fishy Passionate Associate Stead
  04/24/18
Lol and you’re literally going to marry her nigger genes
confused histrionic hunting ground casino
  04/24/18
Literally millions of years of genetic history lead him to t...
Excitant police squad
  04/24/18
awful - sorry to hear.
Crusty Partner Gas Station
  04/24/18
damn, this is depressing. sorry dude
Chocolate house-broken factory reset button range
  04/24/18
180 boomer holocaust now
Excitant police squad
  04/24/18
Father-in-law not only saw through the GC scam that is life,...
Crimson Garrison
  04/24/18
you can't strangle yourself with a bungee cord lol
Aphrodisiac ticket booth
  04/24/18
...
Sapphire Trust Fund Kitchen
  04/24/18
Well, he did.
big mad cow disease
  04/24/18
I guess black does crack.
beady-eyed french step-uncle's house regret
  04/24/18
that's fucked
frozen resort
  04/24/18
black fiance's *black father killed self
Arousing Flushed Station Dog Poop
  04/24/18
killed hisself
haunting big-titted crackhouse
  04/24/18
black suicide rate is very low so i suspect (and hope) this ...
Electric home
  04/24/18
Unfortunately, not flame.
big mad cow disease
  04/24/18
Said this to a friend once after her black friend had just k...
Fuchsia locale
  04/24/18
you left out the part about his substance abuse
seedy famous landscape painting
  04/24/18
He did have a long struggle with substance abuse.
big mad cow disease
  04/24/18
no fucking shit. that's literally the most important part, i...
seedy famous landscape painting
  04/24/18
Nah, its all relevant. Supposedly he had been sober for awhi...
big mad cow disease
  04/24/18
spoiler alert: he wasn't sober
seedy famous landscape painting
  04/24/18
I assumed he wasn't considering how difficult it is supposed...
big mad cow disease
  04/24/18
lol yeah ok
Excitant police squad
  04/24/18
how did your fiance react/hows she doing
Adventurous Lilac Set Faggot Firefighter
  04/24/18
She was pretty devastated that first week. Her aunt, her fat...
big mad cow disease
  04/24/18
Holy fuck, your autism shines through in this poast.
yellow glittery pit
  04/24/18
I'm not autistic but I'm glad you were entertained. I'm here...
big mad cow disease
  04/24/18
180 that the family is so accepting of you
Adventurous Lilac Set Faggot Firefighter
  04/24/18
Very sorry to hear this Every time I get down I try to th...
Ungodly Vigorous Principal's Office Really Tough Guy
  04/24/18


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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: big mad cow disease

He was broke as fuck and strangled himself with a bungee cord in a closet. He was 58.

Just before he did it he texted his sister, "I'm tired. Put me next to mommy and daddy."

She tried calling him back but he turned his phone off.

He was working two jobs. One at Wal-Mart and one at IHOP. Wal-Mart laid him off in January and he just lost his job at IHOP before he offed himself.

The County of San Diego tracked him down in Texas and started garnishing his wages because one of his baby-mommas had received some sort of gov't assistance. When that happens, they come after the baby-daddy to pay them back. The County is brutal. They don't give a fuck.

They were taking most of his Wal-Mart pay, and he was living off of his IHOP job. Then when Wal-Mart laid him off, the County started garnishing his IHOP job.

His live-in girlfriend was harassing him about not contributing towards his half of the expenses. He wanted out, but had nowhere to go.

He had a cousin in Dallas who said he would take him in, but his truck wouldn't have made it to Dallas and he couldn't afford the $125 part to fix it. So he gave up.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908894)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Out-of-control onyx senate coldplay fan

Jesus dude are we hanging out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908903)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: cyan corner pisswyrm

i hope this is flame. If not that's sad.

But how can you want the mother of your children to have those genes. Your kids are going to end up in prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908904)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: citrine crotch persian

he smokes marijuana daily and is over the hill, doubt any of his sperms are going to hit paydirt (no offense chilmata)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908992)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: big mad cow disease

I'm extremely high T and take ashwanganda and zinc every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909108)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: big mad cow disease

I just ordered some black maca root powder capsules and L-arginine too.

Also, I looked at the study about weed lowering sperm count. Those studies were about *smoking* weed. Smoking, by itself, lowers sperm count so I'm not sure if weed is the culprit there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35911275)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: Metal Peach Field

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908911)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Fishy Passionate Associate Stead

holy fuck. that's awful. very sorry.

i felt like offing myself recently when the feds seized my entire $2k tax refund that i was counting on to pay rent. life is fucking brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908915)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Adventurous Lilac Set Faggot Firefighter

jesus- sorry to hear. life fucking blows unless you come from family money and at least he had the balls to do something about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908918)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: trip rigpig wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909893)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: lime fragrant double fault

I'm really sorry to hear that. The brutality of American capitalism never ceases to amaze me. We need to do a better job of ensuring our most vulnerable people do not fall through the cracks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908923)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Claret cowardly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908936)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Aqua Sandwich Boistinker

was American capitalism garnishing his wages?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908941)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Shimmering Hall

not to mention you don't know why he got fired. maybe he was a horrible employee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909055)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Excitant police squad

SELF LYNCHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908924)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Fishy Passionate Associate Stead

i feel bad about loling at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909042)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: confused histrionic hunting ground casino

Lol and you’re literally going to marry her nigger genes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908928)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Excitant police squad

Literally millions of years of genetic history lead him to this point, to flush his genes down the drain. his son will literally look nothing like him, a constant reminder of his sad fate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908967)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Crusty Partner Gas Station

awful - sorry to hear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908929)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Chocolate house-broken factory reset button range

damn, this is depressing. sorry dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908939)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Excitant police squad

180 boomer holocaust now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908946)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Crimson Garrison

Father-in-law not only saw through the GC scam that is life, but took decisive action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908968)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ticket booth

you can't strangle yourself with a bungee cord lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908974)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: Sapphire Trust Fund Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909062)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: big mad cow disease

Well, he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909273)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed french step-uncle's house regret

I guess black does crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909009)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: frozen resort

that's fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909028)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: Arousing Flushed Station Dog Poop

black fiance's *black father killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909058)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: haunting big-titted crackhouse

killed hisself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35912049)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Electric home

black suicide rate is very low so i suspect (and hope) this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909278)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: big mad cow disease

Unfortunately, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909556)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: Fuchsia locale

Said this to a friend once after her black friend had just killed self. Did not go over well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35912072)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: seedy famous landscape painting

you left out the part about his substance abuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35911310)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: big mad cow disease

He did have a long struggle with substance abuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35911318)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: seedy famous landscape painting

no fucking shit. that's literally the most important part, if not literally the only relevant part, of the story, you shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35911328)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: big mad cow disease

Nah, its all relevant. Supposedly he had been sober for awhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35911339)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: seedy famous landscape painting

spoiler alert: he wasn't sober

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35911354)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: big mad cow disease

I assumed he wasn't considering how difficult it is supposed to be to strangle yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35911363)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: Excitant police squad

lol yeah ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35912054)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: Adventurous Lilac Set Faggot Firefighter

how did your fiance react/hows she doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35911820)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: big mad cow disease

She was pretty devastated that first week. Her aunt, her father's sister, called her on a Saturday afternoon.

I was just out of the shower finishing up shaving my head when the aunt called and asked to speak to me which we both thought was weird.

I put it on speaker and was all, "Hello?"

Her aunt goes, "Is this on speakerphone?"

I said yeah, I'm shaving, and she goes, "Oh, ok. Is your fiance next to you?"

"Yes," I said.

"Hold her . . ." said the aunt and instantly my black fiance started shrieking hysterically and crying, "Nooo!!!"

Her aunt, whom I've never spoken to before, has a strange cry that sounds like a laugh so, to me, it sounded like she was laughing.

I was wondering for a few seconds whether it was all a joke.

While my black fiance was on the floor crying hysterically, her mother called my phone. I answered and her mother goes, "Hold my baby, I'm on my way."

Thankfully that Saturday was our "date night". One Saturday a month we go out on a date instead of me playing pool. We just stayed in that night so I didn't lose a night of playing pool. Silver linings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35911922)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: yellow glittery pit

Holy fuck, your autism shines through in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35912008)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: big mad cow disease

I'm not autistic but I'm glad you were entertained. I'm here to serve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35912038)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: Adventurous Lilac Set Faggot Firefighter

180 that the family is so accepting of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35912026)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: Ungodly Vigorous Principal's Office Really Tough Guy

Very sorry to hear this

Every time I get down I try to think about people like this that are truly suffering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35912074)