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I am the king at slaying 5.5s

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bonkers milky quadroon
  04/26/18
*4.5s
Hairraiser stock car
  04/26/18
no, I was going to say 6 or 6.5s but I wanted to be much mor...
bonkers milky quadroon
  04/26/18
are you going to attempt to settle down or has past experien...
Peach Insecure People Who Are Hurt Digit Ratio
  04/26/18
I honestly don't know if I want to settle down, ever. I migh...
bonkers milky quadroon
  04/26/18
what is the fucking point of knowing so much about college r...
Peach Insecure People Who Are Hurt Digit Ratio
  04/26/18
my wonderful niece and nephew will go to numba won! I kno...
bonkers milky quadroon
  04/26/18
I have a newborn at home. What do I need to start doing NOW ...
Peach Insecure People Who Are Hurt Digit Ratio
  04/26/18
1. Read to him every night 2. Make sure you're living in ...
bonkers milky quadroon
  04/26/18
this is all very credited. yes. except the addy bit obv. ...
Hairraiser stock car
  04/26/18
(high verbal IQ masterman)
bonkers milky quadroon
  04/26/18
wife does the math stuff w him because engrish isn't her fir...
Hairraiser stock car
  04/26/18
If your kid is low iq all of this is kind of a waste of time...
Blue concupiscible volcanic crater chapel
  04/26/18
brute force breh
bonkers milky quadroon
  04/26/18
yep. brute force it. maybe it will crash down later but it...
Hairraiser stock car
  04/26/18
MY NIECE
chartreuse supple fat ankles
  04/26/18
ty someone got it
bonkers milky quadroon
  04/26/18
penises?
Pontificating diverse sweet tailpipe striped hyena
  04/26/18
*spits all over a small dick*
bonkers milky quadroon
  04/26/18
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spruce affirmative action codepig
  04/26/18


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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: bonkers milky quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927131)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser stock car

*4.5s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927136)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: bonkers milky quadroon

no, I was going to say 6 or 6.5s but I wanted to be much more realistic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927140)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Peach Insecure People Who Are Hurt Digit Ratio

are you going to attempt to settle down or has past experience scarred you with regards to that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927145)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: bonkers milky quadroon

I honestly don't know if I want to settle down, ever. I might. But maybe not. I am forever pwned, immature, and unable to be neurotypical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927154)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Peach Insecure People Who Are Hurt Digit Ratio

what is the fucking point of knowing so much about college rankings without having kids to impart this knowledge to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927156)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: bonkers milky quadroon

my wonderful niece and nephew will go to numba won!

I know these rankings so I can be a scholar, a prancing, dancing, fancy, schmancy, SCHOLAR, on xo.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927162)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Peach Insecure People Who Are Hurt Digit Ratio

I have a newborn at home. What do I need to start doing NOW to ensure a decent college outcome?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927174)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: bonkers milky quadroon

1. Read to him every night

2. Make sure you're living in a good enough school district or have plans to send him to private school

3. Encourage him to start doing a variety of activities but if he's gonna be short, you know, make it soccer and debate instead of basketball and modeling

4. Teach him from an early age that math is really fucking important

5. Have a wife that sees education as the most important thing

6. I strongly recommend getting him hooked on methanphetamines like adderall

I actually don't have a lot of good, unique advice for child raising, bro, as I don't have one. I just think a kid with good parents at a reasonable enough school can at the LEAST get into a Cornell like school without being some superstar. And that's more than good enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927192)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser stock car

this is all very credited. yes. except the addy bit obv.

You take that googly eyed little bastard and read to him every single night, starting now. Start w the baby shit, silly words, opposites books--point to the words, speak slowly and gently, let the baby relax in the sound of your voice--and do that every fucking night like vitamins. Move on to the big dog little dog story--we read that shit like 1000 times and dr. seuss. man that fucking dr. seuss teaches them to read. Point to each letter word as you move along. speak in deep masculine, soothing voice. nonstop. then--have them watch the fucking alphabet song on youtube like 1000x per day. sing it with them. Point out words and numbers you see in day to day. My kid was reading like a mother fucker at 3. Do that and yours will too.

Also talk to them all the time, just about crazy shit like theres a car, it has round tires, big rubbery round tires lke your ball. do they bounce? I wonder if those tires would bounce like a ball.

Nonstop chatter like that all the fucking time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927375)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: bonkers milky quadroon

(high verbal IQ masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927388)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser stock car

wife does the math stuff w him because engrish isn't her first language. she does all kinds of crazy stuff like cool ways to teach concepts of multiplication, angles, percentage, fractions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927399)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: Blue concupiscible volcanic crater chapel

If your kid is low iq all of this is kind of a waste of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927391)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: bonkers milky quadroon

brute force breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927396)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: Hairraiser stock car

yep. brute force it. maybe it will crash down later but it wont be until after hes out of the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927403)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: chartreuse supple fat ankles

MY NIECE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927182)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: bonkers milky quadroon

ty someone got it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927196)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Pontificating diverse sweet tailpipe striped hyena

penises?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927177)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: bonkers milky quadroon

*spits all over a small dick*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927195)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: spruce affirmative action codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960855&forum_id=2#35927197)