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self-absorbed coffee pot
  05/01/18
go on
Racy carmine elastic band
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Talking casino
  05/01/18
how do you do it, getting into shit that you have no idea ab...
Odious Irate Mexican Hospital
  05/01/18
You have to have a network shitlaw colleagues to run things ...
self-absorbed coffee pot
  05/01/18
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Talking casino
  05/01/18
Learn it or give it to a guy who does know it. It isn't hard...
boyish ladyboy state
  05/01/18
Tranny or lit?
Avocado lascivious stage sound barrier
  05/01/18
yeah ive done it. you just bluff shit all the time. ive go...
Talking casino
  05/01/18
everybody else around you is secretly dying with equal parts...
Hot supple new version
  05/01/18
They can laugh it up when I pwn them then.
Talking casino
  05/08/18
I'm actually pretty general practice. Do employment, POLITIC...
Bat-shit-crazy cuckold
  05/01/18
ive done shit in every single one of those fields lol.
Talking casino
  05/01/18
i repped a gay bar that got an alcohol license fine because ...
Talking casino
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Legit lold. General practice actual sounds interesting if y...
unholy stage national security agency
  05/01/18
yeah. see i was spoiled because i basically got all the det...
Talking casino
  05/01/18
Every good pi guy has a spaceporn type young guy who handles...
unholy stage national security agency
  05/01/18
exactly. you were the me.
Talking casino
  05/01/18
i actually big time regret it because that kinda "shitl...
unholy stage national security agency
  05/01/18
DESCRIBE your fall.
Nudist clear whorehouse prole
  05/01/18
instead of shitlawyering i went big4tax. i got sick and nea...
unholy stage national security agency
  05/01/18
That sounds chill.
Nudist clear whorehouse prole
  05/02/18
it is very chill. but over time, it's not great. especiall...
unholy stage national security agency
  05/02/18
Isn't that the fuckin' truth. My Partner gives me so many...
motley indian lodge french chef
  05/10/18
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frisky church
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i repped chicks for employment hours discrimination and got ...
Talking casino
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180
Bat-shit-crazy cuckold
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i repped a chinese restaurant that wasnt disposing of its co...
Talking casino
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180
geriatric garrison clown
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Floppy Tripping University
  05/01/18
180 I once got a bunch of comped pho from a Vietnamese re...
Nudist clear whorehouse prole
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I got an Iranian rug from an Iranian client whose kid fired ...
Talking casino
  05/02/18
What'd you do with the rug?
Nudist clear whorehouse prole
  05/02/18
its in my office now
Talking casino
  05/02/18
180
aggressive lay
  05/02/18
ive done litigation when one restaurantowner in strip mall g...
Talking casino
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ive repped shut ins who didnt clear rotting meat out of thei...
Talking casino
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ive done insane purchase agreements for bingo parlor, dry cl...
Talking casino
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180.
unholy stage national security agency
  05/01/18
you name it man ive done it. or something like it. Serious...
Talking casino
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boyish ladyboy state
  05/01/18
hook up w restauranteers. those fuckers are always running ...
Talking casino
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ive sued bookies who didnt pay up. Lol i called him, as...
Talking casino
  05/01/18
lmao 180
idiotic vibrant spot alpha
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cyan nursing home crotch
  05/09/18
This made me literally LOL while taking a shit
slate spectacular sweet tailpipe deer antler
  05/09/18
ive repped dominicans who were pissed another dominican beau...
Talking casino
  05/01/18
this kinda shit would keep me entertained forever.
unholy stage national security agency
  05/01/18
went to a dominican picnic after the settlement. it was 180...
Talking casino
  05/01/18
dominicans know how to party.
unholy stage national security agency
  05/01/18
Cr yeah they were fun
Talking casino
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ive repped construciton companies on whether their road line...
Talking casino
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i could poast for hours on this crazy shit. but i wont bore ...
Talking casino
  05/01/18
go all in. fuck it. you have at least a 1 man audience. i...
unholy stage national security agency
  05/01/18
great thread
Floppy Tripping University
  05/01/18
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Pea-brained cowardly cuckoldry affirmative action
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Great work itt. How do these people have money to pay you th...
vivacious halford
  05/01/18
See, I was spoiled. The senior boomer partner i was doing t...
Talking casino
  05/01/18
This needs its own thread.
aggressive lay
  05/02/18
SECONDED.
unholy stage national security agency
  05/02/18
Repped a lady whose sex toy shop was accidentally demolished...
Talking casino
  05/01/18
lol
unholy stage national security agency
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Repped shitty slumlord who tore up the city plumbing when he...
Talking casino
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Repped car dealer who would sell "demolition only"...
Talking casino
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Repped landowners who bought useless little triangles of lan...
Talking casino
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lol those guys were fuckers. total real estate speculating ...
Talking casino
  05/02/18
did they beat the city?
Violet Exhilarant Den
  05/02/18
yeah, they made a significant profit, so ...
Talking casino
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Did dozens of section 8 evictions. Grandson smoking dope in...
Talking casino
  05/01/18
i feel bad for these old ladies. they're usually like quadr...
unholy stage national security agency
  05/02/18
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Talking casino
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its not their fault their shitty grandsons are smoking dope-...
Talking casino
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Dozens of guardian ad litem cases. Visit the kid, make sure ...
Talking casino
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Repped a jewelry store that did a shitty job w a silver plaq...
Talking casino
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Got a $180k judgment on the sale of a used car w some fraudu...
Talking casino
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Guy wants a k1 visa for his.mexican mail.order bride
Talking casino
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Felonies? Just get them down to misdemeanors and plead them ...
Talking casino
  05/01/18
180 all around.
unholy stage national security agency
  05/01/18
I have done so many practice areas it aint even funny but th...
stimulating stock car
  05/01/18
I agree. Might as well get some lols out of the game.
Talking casino
  05/01/18
Everything you mentions is compliance which is not even tech...
Avocado lascivious stage sound barrier
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boyish ladyboy state
  05/01/18
Spaceporn just fucking wrecked OP
aggressive lay
  05/02/18
cr. but i don't think he meant to shit on him, more like sh...
unholy stage national security agency
  05/02/18
that is precisely it. Aint harshing on anyone's game ITT
Talking casino
  05/02/18
Wrong
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Floppy Tripping University
  05/08/18
180 thread would read again
Provocative umber hell
  05/08/18
did read again
Floppy Tripping University
  05/08/18
still just as great a day later. spaceporn really hitting hi...
Provocative umber hell
  05/09/18
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Talking casino
  05/09/18
I feel like the spaceporn writing staff just used this threa...
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repped a car dealer who ordered an enormous sign built over ...
Talking casino
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repped a kid whose grandfather was supposed to watch him whi...
Talking casino
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repped a flooring laminate company that was getting sued by ...
Talking casino
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repped a guy whose backyard was fucked up because neighbor t...
Talking casino
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Lol 180 irl torts hypo
Provocative umber hell
  05/09/18
lol the PI atty who gave me the case was like, "Spacepo...
Talking casino
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repped a car dealership who was getting sued pro se by a lad...
Talking casino
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s. American wife of family law client came into my office, t...
Talking casino
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Repped a dad who wanted custody of his kid. idiot mother wo...
Talking casino
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Repped a woman in a divorce whose husband was into drinking ...
Talking casino
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Repped a hoodrat lady on a PI case--lost the case but client...
Talking casino
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Had two social security disability clients clock in at 400 p...
Talking casino
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DESCRIBE the disabilities.
Nudist clear whorehouse prole
  05/09/18
well, both of them had psychological issues, major depressio...
Talking casino
  05/10/18
*takes notes*
Nudist clear whorehouse prole
  05/11/18
repped a FOB Chinese dude who didn't have a car inspection s...
Talking casino
  05/09/18
Got a couple of speedsters off when the officer couldn't pro...
Talking casino
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repped disability client who lived in a tent in his mother's...
Talking casino
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thread isn’t getting credit it deserves
Provocative umber hell
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Provocative umber hell
  05/10/18
repped a halfway house when a tenant there died. he died w ...
Talking casino
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Defended three restaurants against ASCAP lawsuits--you have ...
Talking casino
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what was result? i thought ascap shakedowns always won
Provocative umber hell
  05/11/18
they do! I just ultimately negotiated down the amounts that...
Talking casino
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Had to seek a continuance of a trial once because client was...
Talking casino
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repped a gay couple who were being sued for nonpayment for s...
Talking casino
  05/11/18
result?
unholy stage national security agency
  05/11/18
lets see, lets see … I think I cross-claimed that the carpet...
Talking casino
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Provocative umber hell
  05/15/18
repped a guy who bought a lemon at auction and then tried to...
Talking casino
  05/15/18
isn’t a bounce house a known hazard?
Provocative umber hell
  05/15/18
it was a minor and the argument was that it was not sufficie...
Talking casino
  05/15/18
lol shitlaw sounds amazing
Provocative umber hell
  05/15/18
Was guardian in a case where the baby had been shaken like a...
Talking casino
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repped a doctor who owned a house in upstate NY and his sist...
Talking casino
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repped a guy who went in halvsies on a foreclosed house and ...
Talking casino
  05/15/18
three or four bedbug cases.
Talking casino
  05/18/18
lmao details, result?
unholy stage national security agency
  05/18/18
$$$ each time. One city had a sort of statutory "stric...
Talking casino
  05/18/18
genius. i'm literally going to put together a shitlaw playb...
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  05/18/18
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: self-absorbed coffee pot



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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Racy carmine elastic band

go on

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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Talking casino



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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: Odious Irate Mexican Hospital

how do you do it, getting into shit that you have no idea about all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35961936)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: self-absorbed coffee pot

You have to have a network shitlaw colleagues to run things by

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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: Talking casino



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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: boyish ladyboy state

Learn it or give it to a guy who does know it. It isn't hard if you mostly do shitigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962039)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: Avocado lascivious stage sound barrier

Tranny or lit?

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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: Talking casino

yeah ive done it. you just bluff shit all the time. ive gone to hearings in practice fields i have no idea but i just do some lawyering stuff and it all works out okay in the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962060)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Hot supple new version

everybody else around you is secretly dying with equal parts laughter and embarrassment when you think you're 'pulling it off'

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Date: May 8th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Talking casino

They can laugh it up when I pwn them then.

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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy cuckold

I'm actually pretty general practice. Do employment, POLITICH, did something constitutional related, do M&A, project finance, environmental, real estate, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962063)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:40 PM
Author: Talking casino

ive done shit in every single one of those fields lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962069)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:40 PM
Author: Talking casino

i repped a gay bar that got an alcohol license fine because it was too dark to check ids according to alcohol agents. made con law arguments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962071)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: unholy stage national security agency

Legit lold. General practice actual sounds interesting if you can make a living wage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962079)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Talking casino

yeah. see i was spoiled because i basically got all the detritus from an otherwise busy PI practice. my job was literally keeping the insane old senior partner's crazy crap out of every other atty's hair so they could work PI cases properly without interference. tough gig but lots of crazy shit. you name it ive been involved in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962085)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: unholy stage national security agency

Every good pi guy has a spaceporn type young guy who handles that. I was being groomed for that and fucked it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962124)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Talking casino

exactly. you were the me.

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Date: May 1st, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: unholy stage national security agency

i actually big time regret it because that kinda "shitlaw" is right up my alley and the PI guy saw that but I had white shoe dreams when he was giving me a good living and I didn't understand that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962202)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Nudist clear whorehouse prole

DESCRIBE your fall.

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Date: May 1st, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: unholy stage national security agency

instead of shitlawyering i went big4tax. i got sick and nearly died. ended up doing what i did before law school (academic librarian).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35963670)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 4:30 AM
Author: Nudist clear whorehouse prole

That sounds chill.

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Date: May 2nd, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: unholy stage national security agency

it is very chill. but over time, it's not great. especially finanically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35965130)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: motley indian lodge french chef

Isn't that the fuckin' truth.

My Partner gives me so many wacky-ass cases to handle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36024752)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: frisky church

190

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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Talking casino

i repped chicks for employment hours discrimination and got them a few grand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962075)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy cuckold

180

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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Talking casino

i repped a chinese restaurant that wasnt disposing of its cooking oil properly. got a huge bag of fried crabs out of the deal too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962082)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: geriatric garrison clown

180

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Date: May 1st, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Floppy Tripping University



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: Nudist clear whorehouse prole

180

I once got a bunch of comped pho from a Vietnamese restaurant client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962572)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 8:34 AM
Author: Talking casino

I got an Iranian rug from an Iranian client whose kid fired an unregistered handgun

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Date: May 2nd, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Nudist clear whorehouse prole

What'd you do with the rug?

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Date: May 2nd, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Talking casino

its in my office now

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Date: May 2nd, 2018 8:50 AM
Author: aggressive lay

180

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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Talking casino

ive done litigation when one restaurantowner in strip mall got pissed because another estaurant was opening up but trying not to be a restaurant but a "teahouse" so we argued over when a teahouse becomes a legit restaurant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962101)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Talking casino

ive repped shut ins who didnt clear rotting meat out of their house for months and had to clean up before they went back to court.

Ive repped mother fuckers who couldnt keep their nightclub shit quiet past curfew and theyd pick me up in their fucking hummers for mexican because they were mexicans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962129)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Talking casino

ive done insane purchase agreements for bingo parlor, dry cleaner, subways,

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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: unholy stage national security agency

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962105)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: Talking casino

you name it man ive done it. or something like it. Seriously, i'll help you out in yr solo practice adventures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962114)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: boyish ladyboy state



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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Talking casino

hook up w restauranteers. those fuckers are always running afoul of the law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962122)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: Talking casino

ive sued bookies who didnt pay up.

Lol i called him, asked for his name, he answered, said that guys not here, then i said his name really sharply, and he sort of sighed and said "yeah?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962110)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: idiotic vibrant spot alpha

lmao 180

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Date: May 9th, 2018 7:25 AM
Author: cyan nursing home crotch



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Date: May 9th, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: slate spectacular sweet tailpipe deer antler

This made me literally LOL while taking a shit

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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Talking casino

ive repped dominicans who were pissed another dominican beauty aprlour got a copyright on "dominican wax" hairstyle and we tried to udnermine their copyright because they were using it as a noncompete shield

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962168)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: unholy stage national security agency

this kinda shit would keep me entertained forever.

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Date: May 1st, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: Talking casino

went to a dominican picnic after the settlement. it was 180 as fuck. lots of grilled meat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962535)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: unholy stage national security agency

dominicans know how to party.

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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Talking casino

Cr yeah they were fun

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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Talking casino

ive repped construciton companies on whether their road line application method was sufficiently covered under a noncompete.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962172)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: Talking casino

i could poast for hours on this crazy shit. but i wont bore you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962196)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: unholy stage national security agency

go all in. fuck it. you have at least a 1 man audience. i gotta go lift later, but I will be cool with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962211)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Floppy Tripping University

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962317)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained cowardly cuckoldry affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962336)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: vivacious halford

Great work itt. How do these people have money to pay you though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962557)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Talking casino

See, I was spoiled. The senior boomer partner i was doing this shit for was literally so crazy his partners just wanted his shit to steer clear of their shit, which was actually profitable. So he'd fuck up all the billing and I was just supposed to do the work. It was ultimately a dead end, as you can imagine, but I learned a lot despite senior partners incompetence. He was.literally banned from appearing in court. So I was his stand in. Crazy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962673)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: aggressive lay

This needs its own thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35964749)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: unholy stage national security agency

SECONDED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35965136)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Talking casino

Repped a lady whose sex toy shop was accidentally demolished as a result of construction work next door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962721)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: unholy stage national security agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35963740)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:25 PM
Author: Talking casino

Repped shitty slumlord who tore up the city plumbing when he was doing jackleg "repairs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962731)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Talking casino

Repped car dealer who would sell "demolition only" cars as is. Repped car dealer who bought $300k car for his wife and was pissed when it had scratches upon delivery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962743)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: Talking casino

Repped landowners who bought useless little triangles of land and would wait for the city to complete development and then want to buy their shitty little triangle because they needed the land to complete the project.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962754)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 8:33 AM
Author: Talking casino

lol those guys were fuckers. total real estate speculating con artists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35964711)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Violet Exhilarant Den

did they beat the city?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35965709)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: Talking casino

yeah, they made a significant profit, so ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35966326)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:29 PM
Author: Talking casino

Did dozens of section 8 evictions. Grandson smoking dope in apartment, grandma loses section 8 qualification.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962763)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: unholy stage national security agency

i feel bad for these old ladies. they're usually like quadruply fucked over life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35965140)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Talking casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35965340)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Talking casino

its not their fault their shitty grandsons are smoking dope--and then they get fucked for housing because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35966334)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Talking casino

Dozens of guardian ad litem cases. Visit the kid, make sure foster parents aren't dicks, report same to court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962770)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Talking casino

Repped a jewelry store that did a shitty job w a silver plaque intended for a Jewish temple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962778)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Talking casino

Got a $180k judgment on the sale of a used car w some fraudulent misreps under consumer law. Collected about $60k of it by having sheriff put tags on every car in the lot. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962824)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Talking casino

Guy wants a k1 visa for his.mexican mail.order bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962889)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: Talking casino

Felonies? Just get them down to misdemeanors and plead them out. Misdemeanors, maybe try em. Usually no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962901)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 11:48 PM
Author: unholy stage national security agency

180 all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35963732)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: stimulating stock car

I have done so many practice areas it aint even funny but they were all big bank related. At this point maybe only Jamie Dimon has seen more of banking than me. Ive done a stint helping with mergers, Ive done mega bankruptcies. Ive done Reg W shit three different ways, Ive done OCC MRAs, held the Feds hand through all kinds of FRY reporting issues, fucked every which kind of insurer and even done trade clearance shit. If you aint learning something new aint no point to this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962619)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Talking casino

I agree. Might as well get some lols out of the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962681)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Avocado lascivious stage sound barrier

Everything you mentions is compliance which is not even technically a legal practice area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962696)



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Date: May 1st, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: boyish ladyboy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35963221)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 8:50 AM
Author: aggressive lay

Spaceporn just fucking wrecked OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35964743)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: unholy stage national security agency

cr. but i don't think he meant to shit on him, more like showed him that he had a peer in the GAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35965150)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Talking casino

that is precisely it. Aint harshing on anyone's game ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35966335)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: razzmatazz stubborn house legal warrant

Wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35965739)



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Date: May 8th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: Floppy Tripping University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36011002)



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Date: May 8th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: Provocative umber hell

180 thread would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36011254)



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Date: May 8th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Floppy Tripping University

did read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36011858)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Provocative umber hell

still just as great a day later. spaceporn really hitting his stride ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017538)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Talking casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017568)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: vermilion fighting space boiling water

I feel like the spaceporn writing staff just used this thread as a way to get rid of all those ideas on 3 x 5" index cards they weren't going to use anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017569)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Talking casino

repped a car dealer who ordered an enormous sign built over his store and had it custom made, didn't want to pay full price for it after the fact so made up fake problems w it and got sued.

One of his complaints was that he thought they would put the electrical lights in too--he didn't know he'd have to do that separate--what kind of sign is that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017589)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Talking casino

repped a kid whose grandfather was supposed to watch him while granddad was doing repo work (lol!) but let him wander over into the chain perimeter of a junkyard dog, who tussled him a bit. Grandad was scared his daughter would yell at him for being neglectful of the kid and so he wouldn't admit that the dog got to his grandkid--only that it was "some brambles" and then kids face swelled up from the dog spit "like stewie from family guy" according to the dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017600)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Talking casino

repped a flooring laminate company that was getting sued by one of its contractors for nonpayment but the work was lulzy and had to be completely redone. according to witness the contractor was drunk off his ass when he was applying the final coats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017609)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Talking casino

repped a guy whose backyard was fucked up because neighbor tried to take a tree down on his own, without doing it properly. I had the brilliant idea of pleading it as a trespass which eliminated the need to show "negligence" without an expert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017622)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Provocative umber hell

Lol 180 irl torts hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017703)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Talking casino

lol the PI atty who gave me the case was like, "Spaceporn, youre a God. Damn. Genius."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017729)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Talking casino

repped a car dealership who was getting sued pro se by a lady who bought a car that had a ticking noise inside it and the dealer said it would get rid of the annoying ticking noise but couldn't. I explained to the pro se lady that we would give her some money for the problem but she wouldn't take it and I had to wait all day in court to try it before a judge. THEN, the judge, who was new on the bench, insisted on going for a ride in the car to hear just how bad the ticking noise was. so we all of us, atty, car dealer, and pro se plaintiff, and judge, all went for a ride in a shitbox down the interstate to listen to the volume of the ticking noise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017633)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Talking casino

s. American wife of family law client came into my office, threw car keys on my desk, said, if he wants the damn car he can have it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017646)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Talking casino

Repped a dad who wanted custody of his kid. idiot mother would let the kid ride up and down the east coast w her boyfriend, a registered sex offender.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017652)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Talking casino

Repped a woman in a divorce whose husband was into drinking other women's piss. Swear to god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017657)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: Talking casino

Repped a hoodrat lady on a PI case--lost the case but client apparently managed to steal defense counsel's nice pen from the trial table so there's that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017759)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Talking casino

Had two social security disability clients clock in at 400 plus lbs. Both women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017765)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 11:14 PM
Author: Nudist clear whorehouse prole

DESCRIBE the disabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36019775)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Talking casino

well, both of them had psychological issues, major depression--both were basically shut ins. Also, of course, there were joint problems, digestive problems, back and neck issues, diabetes, etc etc.

I actually had to do a home visit for one of them. The house itself was filthy, a morbidly obese older lady was snoozing in an armchair--I could barely see anything because the whole room was filled w cigarette smoke, and there were filthy dishes from meals all over every surface. The yard was overgrown, w a junked out car.

When I left the house, two black males "walking past" smirked lasciviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36022605)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Nudist clear whorehouse prole

*takes notes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36032919)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: Talking casino

repped a FOB Chinese dude who didn't have a car inspection sticker--he thought he had one already because a black dude was going around the back of all the Chinese restaurants selling American Flag stickers for five bucks saying they were "car registration stickers." It was lulzy as fuck--even the judge thought it was hilarious--that one was pro bono obviously. Stupid fucking FOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017797)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Talking casino

Got a couple of speedsters off when the officer couldn't produce a current inspection/calibration certificate for his radar equipment. That's a sweet as fuck fun little win. All the defendants in traffic court are in awe of you after that, like, "Howd you do dat one, man!?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017816)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: Talking casino

repped disability client who lived in a tent in his mother's backyard because he couldn't stand to be around people. Repped another who was a crossdresser and had been sexually abused at length by his own mother's boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017840)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: Provocative umber hell

thread isn’t getting credit it deserves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36019754)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Provocative umber hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36024674)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Talking casino

repped a halfway house when a tenant there died. he died w a belly full of nails because he had pica and would pull nails out of walls and eat them. The accusation was that he got ahold of nails while at the halfway house but there was only some clawed wallpaper, no holes from missing nails. During break in deposition of mother and father of deceased, I went out and looked at fathers pickup truck, a carpenter, bed of truck full of toolkit, screws, and nails. Went back, asked dad about any outings they took together from the halfway home. discussed picnics, etc. all taken in the pickup truck. Suit was dropped thereafter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36024961)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Talking casino

Defended three restaurants against ASCAP lawsuits--you have to pay money to musicians to play music in yr bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36028938)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Provocative umber hell

what was result? i thought ascap shakedowns always won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36030505)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Talking casino

they do! I just ultimately negotiated down the amounts that were claimed and then bought annual licenses. But you are in federal court and have to timely answer shit for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36030657)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Talking casino

Had to seek a continuance of a trial once because client was in vegas at a blackjack tournament on day of trial and had been pwning and didn't want to leave the game and come home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36031113)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Talking casino

repped a gay couple who were being sued for nonpayment for some specially made carpet they bought. Carpet company wouldn't re-sell the carpet--"who wants carpet with a glittery star pattern all over it?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36031170)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: unholy stage national security agency

result?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36031243)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Talking casino

lets see, lets see … I think I cross-claimed that the carpet was fucked up or not what they ordered and they walked away and we walked away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36031556)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: Provocative umber hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36053999)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Talking casino

repped a guy who bought a lemon at auction and then tried to weasel out of it.

Repped a chick who was trying to get her kid away from the father, who made marijuana pipe out of kids sippy cup.

Repped a lady whose shoddy Chinese cane gave way while she was coming down the stairs.

Repped a high school kid who broke her leg on a bouncehouse thing at a school fair.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36054185)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: Provocative umber hell

isn’t a bounce house a known hazard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36054439)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Talking casino

it was a minor and the argument was that it was not sufficiently manned. It had a climbing wall and then a bouncey part after that. There was only one kid managing the front end when it was supposed to be one kid at the front and one kid at the back.

The klutzy 14 year old fell off the climbing wall part of it and got her foot on the seam of the attached tubing.

She started screaming and Lol the bouncehouse "employee" told her to shut up shut up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36055022)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Provocative umber hell

lol shitlaw sounds amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36055558)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Talking casino

Was guardian in a case where the baby had been shaken like a mother fucker by the dad--gave the kid brain damage

Sued a shitty trust management guy who had a bad reputation because he actually legit took a shit on an employers desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36054197)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Talking casino

repped a doctor who owned a house in upstate NY and his sister had been living there for years and he wanted her to start paying rent or get out. We negotiated an agreement where she would live rent free for another five years and then get out. Her shiftless son had been eyeballing the place and that was the issue because doc didn't want shiftless nephew mooching a free deal for his whole life

Actually the original deal had been drafted by insane senior partner in my firm who had a loan for whatever $20K as reported in the loan agreements but the real life loan amount was only half that so the whole original agreement was arguably not enforceable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36054236)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Talking casino

repped a guy who went in halvsies on a foreclosed house and took the best half of the lot and never transferred the balance of the property over t his secret partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36054254)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: Talking casino

three or four bedbug cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36077417)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: unholy stage national security agency

lmao details, result?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36077625)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Talking casino

$$$ each time. One city had a sort of statutory "strict liability" for hotels. Cases like that are a good way to get an in with the transient hooker population.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36078793)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: unholy stage national security agency

genius. i'm literally going to put together a shitlaw playbook from this. lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36078902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: Provocative umber hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36103081)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Floppy Tripping University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36162112)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: Floppy Tripping University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36190566)