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Fucked a super cute 23 year old Oregon girl in Seattle last night. Taking Qs

Traveling for work. Was planning on trying to get to bed...
Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian
  05/11/18
Thank you for the compliment of "great sex"
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  05/11/18
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  05/18/18
ttiwwop
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  05/11/18
Not gonna happen.
Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian
  05/11/18
OKOKOKOK. I'll be nice. [PIC REDACTED - have a meetin...
Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian
  05/11/18
seems cute and ordinary
Supple iridescent school cafeteria clown
  05/11/18
very much so. Good wife material for most bros. Her UG r...
Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian
  05/11/18
180
Supple iridescent school cafeteria clown
  05/11/18
I will admit that when I have casual sex with chicks that ar...
Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian
  05/11/18
man when you're a chad it's really eye opening how many good...
Supple iridescent school cafeteria clown
  05/11/18
Yeah. Especially when you are in good circles. I'm in my...
Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian
  05/11/18
repoast
Lemon quadroon
  05/12/18
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comical legend
  05/14/18
Will repost because these threads are largely inspired by yo...
Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian
  05/14/18
damn nig. cup size?
comical legend
  05/14/18
Probably a C. Tit's were fine, but not great. They seemed a ...
Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian
  05/14/18
crazy that you barebacked, hope you dipstick tested first
comical legend
  05/14/18
You mean to check for period? Not specifically, but I did...
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  05/14/18
Her gender queer/nonbinary status? His cock size? "...
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  05/11/18
sprinted here
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Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian
  05/11/18
i think you humblebragged only 10 times or so in your OP. ca...
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  05/11/18
I was actually trying not to. I'd love to mention how big my...
Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian
  05/11/18
I ask her if she's on birth control, and he says yes.
effete hairless space faggot firefighter
  05/11/18
I ask if I can cum in her, and he says no.
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  05/11/18
what's his name?
Diverse sticky theater
  05/11/18
Chad?
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  05/11/18
Obviously.
Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian
  05/11/18
did you get his number?
Diverse sticky theater
  05/11/18
See my post. yes, but did not give her mine. If i hit he...
Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian
  05/11/18
edit: nm you posted a pic further up. niice 180
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  05/11/18
Did you offer her any of your blow? If so, do you think tha...
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  05/11/18
Did not mention it.
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  05/11/18
How do you cop blow when on b travel?
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Just put it in a non-clear pill in a container with lots of ...
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  05/11/18
(Guy who doesn't watch Narcos)
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  05/11/18
(guy who thinks TSA gives a fuck about small amounts of drug...
Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian
  05/11/18
Thoughts on rurik jutting?
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  05/11/18
Had to google him. Why bring him up?
Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian
  05/11/18
are you white or black?
laughsome frozen whorehouse
  05/11/18
White of course.
Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian
  05/11/18
"Her UG ranking was not high enough for me to date seri...
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  05/11/18
I don't get your point. UG ranking is a 100% acceptable ...
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  05/11/18
...
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  05/12/18
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"I ask her if she's on birth control, and he says yes. ...
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  05/12/18
Keep telling yourself that
Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian
  05/14/18
This reminds me of the CHUNG Chipotle post that jimmy pop bo...
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  05/12/18
WTF?
Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian
  05/14/18
"Fuck for about 2 hours, with a 5 minute wine break at ...
Copper house marketing idea
  05/12/18
yeah wtf is a mid sex wine break?
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ljl, was thinking the same thing
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  05/18/18
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  05/12/18
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  05/14/18
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  05/14/18
You normally stop this shit when you get engaged, or when yo...
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  05/14/18
Not engaged. Dragging ass on that actually. Need to pull the...
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  05/14/18
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  05/14/18
How old are you now?
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  05/14/18
(doobs)
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  05/14/18
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  05/15/18
did u tell her you had coke
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  05/15/18
No. Did not mention it.
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  05/18/18
pics?
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  05/18/18
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  05/18/18
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  05/18/18
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  05/18/18
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  05/18/18
how did you chat her up when you matched?
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  05/18/18
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  05/18/18
for most of us when she says it is getting late she then say...
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  05/18/18
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  05/18/18
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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

Traveling for work.

Was planning on trying to get to bed early, but ended up out drinking doing light amounts of blow til near midnight.

Jumped on Tinder back at my hotel. Quickly match with a very cute 5'3" blond chick.

Quickly invite her to grab a drink. She says yeah. Asks me to choose a place near her apartment. I let her know the bar, and call an Uber.

Right when the Uber's arriving she says it's getting late and I can just go right to her place.

Go right to her place. I was ecstatic when I walked in for two reasons. First, she was actually better looking than her pictures. She looked perhaps 10 lbs overweight in her pics. IRL was perfect weight. I'm guessing she maybe lost weight recently. Probably a 8 face and 8 body, for a total of 8. I would giver a subjective 0.5 boost because she's really cute and young looking.

Second, she was normal and not crazy. (Often times it's the crazies that invite you right over)

She pours us some wine and we talk about some of her personal shit for maybe 25 minutes. Then I brag about how I'm a good dancer and does not believe me. So I say I'll prove it, and put on some music and we start dancing. Immediately turns into kissing.

Go right to her bedroom tear her cloths off. Fooling around for 2-3 minutes and my cock was not getting fully hard (always happens when I'm on coke). I can tell she wanted me to rawdog her, so I just jam in my 70% hard cock. Got fully hard within 10 seconds of being inside her. She had a great young-looking,fully shaved pink pussy. Good size too. Tight and deep for a short girl. Annoying fucking a too shallow pussy.

Great fuck. She was very non-verbal, but was otherwise clearly loving it. I could tell it was hurting her, but that she liked that. Total submissive. Did some light choking and hair pulling, but did not realy feel like taking that to the next level.

She has a great cute pink buttlole and I was considering putting it in there, but I decided against it.

Fuck for about 2 hours, with a 5 minute wine break at some point.

After the first hour I started asking her every once in a while she's fine. I'm surprised her pussy was able to take fucking that long.

I ask her if she's on birth control, and he says yes. I ask if I can cum in her, and he says no. Pull out cum on her stomach.

Cuddle naked for 5 mins. I can tell she was chemically in love with me. Wanted me to stay the night, but I had to be up early today and it was already 245am. I knew she was one of those chicks that would be trying to fuck all night also.

Copped her phone #. Got dressed and left.

All in all 8.5/10 fuck. I wish she was a little more verbal. I really like when chicks compliment me during sex. Love fucking short girls.

Normally have a firm rule against fucking a chick twice, but next time I'm in town, I think I'll call her. Its safe because for the whole time we talked, I never told her a single detail about me. So I'm still just a total stranger.

Taking Qs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030786)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Startled Gaming Laptop Lodge

Thank you for the compliment of "great sex"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030817)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: provocative old irish cottage temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36033393)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: irradiated skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36080850)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: doobsian aromatic box office

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030823)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

Not gonna happen.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030833)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

OKOKOKOK.

I'll be nice.

[PIC REDACTED - have a meeting and I don't want to forget to delete later on]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030856)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Supple iridescent school cafeteria clown

seems cute and ordinary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030915)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

very much so. Good wife material for most bros.

Her UG ranking was not high enough for me to date seriously. Plus I'm not single.

I wouldnt hold it against her too much that she got blown out by me, since I'm a good bro to get blown out by.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030935)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Supple iridescent school cafeteria clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030950)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

I will admit that when I have casual sex with chicks that are actually solid, good chicks and not damaged psychos, I tend to fall slightly in love with them.

I'm getting a little butterfly action thinking about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030962)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Supple iridescent school cafeteria clown

man when you're a chad it's really eye opening how many good chicks there are in the world. you just need to meet a certain physical threshold to have access to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030977)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

Yeah. Especially when you are in good circles.

I'm in my early 30s and have only been single a total of maybe 4 weeks since Senior Year Highschool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36031095)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Lemon quadroon

repoast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36037182)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 9:29 PM
Author: comical legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051423)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

Will repost because these threads are largely inspired by you.

[IMAGE REDACTED AGAIN]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051435)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: comical legend

damn nig. cup size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051624)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

Probably a C. Tit's were fine, but not great. They seemed a little deflated and not as firm as I'd like. I'm also more of a small-titmo. I would have preferred B's or classy As.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051646)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: comical legend

crazy that you barebacked, hope you dipstick tested first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051656)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

You mean to check for period?

Not specifically, but I did finger bang her during foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051759)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: galvanic claret forum

Her gender queer/nonbinary status? His cock size?

"I ask her if she's on birth control, and he says yes. I ask if I can cum in her, and he says no."

"I ask her if she's on birth control, and he says yes. I ask if I can cum in her, and he says no."

"I ask her if she's on birth control, and he says yes. I ask if I can cum in her, and he says no."

"I ask her if she's on birth control, and he says yes. I ask if I can cum in her, and he says no."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030854)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Brass parlour stain

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030954)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Snowy parlor partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36031467)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Infuriating doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36036465)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible gay area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36031337)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36033302)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Burgundy station pervert

i think you humblebragged only 10 times or so in your OP. can u do more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030876)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

I was actually trying not to. I'd love to mention how big my cock is, but people react very badly when I do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030907)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: effete hairless space faggot firefighter

I ask her if she's on birth control, and he says yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030894)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: galvanic claret forum

I ask if I can cum in her, and he says no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030899)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Diverse sticky theater

what's his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030902)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: smoky people who are hurt institution

Chad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030903)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

Obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030911)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Diverse sticky theater

did you get his number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030936)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

See my post. yes, but did not give her mine.

If i hit her up next time I'm in town, it will be through Google voice cheatmo number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030952)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: curious nudist coffee pot piazza

edit: nm you posted a pic further up. niice 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030958)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: Hyperactive School Party Of The First Part

Did you offer her any of your blow? If so, do you think that played a role in getting the invite to her house/pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030963)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

Did not mention it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030972)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: crystalline cracking athletic conference business firm

How do you cop blow when on b travel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36030992)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

Just put it in a non-clear pill in a container with lots of pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36031104)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible gay area

(Guy who doesn't watch Narcos)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36031344)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

(guy who thinks TSA gives a fuck about small amounts of drugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36033135)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: Odious fluffy hairy legs knife

Thoughts on rurik jutting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36031272)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

Had to google him. Why bring him up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36033141)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: laughsome frozen whorehouse

are you white or black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36031373)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

White of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36033118)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: jade chad

"Her UG ranking was not high enough for me to date seriously." said Chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36033326)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

I don't get your point.

UG ranking is a 100% acceptable reason to ding a girl for serious dating. Irrelevant anyway, I'm in a marriage track relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36033500)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Copper house marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36036410)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Copper house marketing idea

this guy is way too excited about getting laid for chad status. his smug self-satisfaction at getting his BIG COCK wet one time on a business trip is doobs-level goofy.

also, duck sauce detector is activating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36036407)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Garnet goal in life new version

*"BIG" COCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36036453)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling ticket booth elastic band

"Her cervix was pleasantly deep (sufficiently so to take my enormous cock), which was a relief because notwithstanding their beauty, I frequently struggle to truly enjoy myself on a physical level when I am forced to intercourse with the extremely attractive spinners who have unfortunately shallow cervixes that I often end up pulling off Tinder. By the way, to anticipate your likely questions, I am a white alpha chad with a top educational pedigree in a marriage track relationship with a 9/10."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36036540)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Copper house marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36037147)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Odious fluffy hairy legs knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36037168)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

Sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051388)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: Talented candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36080892)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: avocado trust fund pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36082052)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: boyish mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36036568)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Sapphire motley juggernaut wrinkle

"I ask her if she's on birth control, and he says yes. I ask if I can cum in her, and he says no. Pull out cum on her stomach. "

Whats his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36036523)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: bright pisswyrm

the vividness of asian male fantasies is truly disturbing

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Date: May 14th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

Keep telling yourself that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051607)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: umber nighttime senate

This reminds me of the CHUNG Chipotle post that jimmy pop bodied five or six years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36036636)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051501)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Copper house marketing idea

"Fuck for about 2 hours, with a 5 minute wine break at some point."

This person has never had sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36037154)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: bistre kitty cat sanctuary

yeah wtf is a mid sex wine break?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36037600)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: cobalt address patrolman

ljl, was thinking the same thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36082184)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: jade chad

"I'm in my early 30s and have only been single a total of maybe 4 weeks since Senior Year Highschool." said Chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36037610)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 9:25 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Slap-happy Coldplay Fan

these threads are some of the lamest fiction stories on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051398)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: Chest-beating bearded resort

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051828)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: cerebral cocky casino lettuce

So you have a marriage track GF but you enjoy raw-dogging girls in other states? LOL. Sounds like your marriage will be 180.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3977002&forum_id=2#36051635

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051763)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

I really need to stop. I hope I have no problem stopping by the time I'm married. I've regularly cheated on every GF i've had. If I keep going, it's only a matter of time til I'm caught.

I've considered going to therapy about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051768)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: cerebral cocky casino lettuce

You normally stop this shit when you get engaged, or when you get "serious", are you already engaged?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051775)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

Not engaged. Dragging ass on that actually. Need to pull the trigger on a ring. I think dropping the money will get me to stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051790)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: cerebral cocky casino lettuce

Highly doubt it. If you're already on a 'marriage-track' relationship and you're still doing this shit, you won't stop. She'll find out and keep 50% of your assets. You will be fucked. LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051809)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

Fuck. I think you're right.

If I keep my current OPSEC level up, and don't get famous, I will probably be OK though.

I also can't see me continuing in my 40s. Too hard to get girls in their 20s then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051819)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: cerebral cocky casino lettuce

How old are you now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051835)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

(doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051874)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: cerebral cocky casino lettuce

Lol, you brought up the subject:

"I also can't see me continuing in my 40s. Too hard to get girls in their 20s then."

So you must be in your 30's. Too late to get married for a rich boy with cool parents. You're most likely lying about both, the marriage track GF and the fucks.

You're an Asian who never gets laid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36051940)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: 180 set feces

being famous has nothing to do with it. you will give your girlfriend an std and that will be the end of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36055349)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: arousing sandwich bawdyhouse

did u tell her you had coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36055394)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

No. Did not mention it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36080834)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: Lemon quadroon

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36080840)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

Only cause I love yuo:

[REDACTED]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36080863)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Lemon quadroon

lol

nice work, shes hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36080870)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: outnumbered crusty genital piercing sex offender

ty. looks so youthful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36080881)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

I can't explain the pleasure of rawdogging a 23 year old -- especially one that could pass for 20.

UUUUNNNNNGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36080894)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Lemon quadroon

how did you chat her up when you matched?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36080943)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian

It went substantially like this. This is the only tinder "game" in run.

Me: Hey you, how's your week going?

Her: Great, how about you?

Me: Great, just finished up drinks with some work people. What are you you up to tonight?

Her: Not sure yet

Me: Wanna grab a drink

Her: Sure. Where are you, I want to do somewhere near my place

Me: Where do you live

Her: {LOCATOIN}

Me: How about {BAR} in 30 mins

Her: Great

[10 minutes later when I was gonna hop in Uber]

Her: Actually, it's getting late. Want to just come to my place?

Me: Totally. What's your address?

Her: [ADDRESS]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36080969)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: lilac marvelous heaven

for most of us when she says it is getting late she then says how about another time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36082069)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: cyan potus theatre

more like after asking how's your week going getting unmatched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36082115)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: Dashing jap

PIC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36080886)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: cobalt address patrolman

yeah , i missed it too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#36082206)



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Date: November 27th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: Histrionic disgusting principal's office persian



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Date: November 27th, 2020 8:19 PM
Author: Spectacular chocolate property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#41447640)



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Date: November 27th, 2020 8:19 PM
Author: Spectacular chocolate property

Disgusting, find jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3974441&forum_id=2#41447646)