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how do you end interviews

like say you run out of questions. what do you do? reaffirm ...
cerebral jade pisswyrm
  05/16/18
As the interviewer or the interviewee?
maize soul-stirring range
  05/16/18
interviewee
cerebral jade pisswyrm
  05/16/18
Tell them they'll hear from you in a few days about next ste...
lascivious market foreskin
  05/16/18
?
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Multi-colored nursing home filthpig
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"Look, let's be honest: In one year's time, I'll be on ...
maize soul-stirring range
  05/16/18
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cerebral jade pisswyrm
  05/16/18
criminally underrated
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Tomorrow his breakfast will taste the best it's tasted in ye...
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lol
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brilliant school cafeteria becky
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Jet-lagged Pit Elastic Band
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orchid orchestra pit
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welp, this made me DIAMOND HARD.
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excitant fuchsia business firm
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majestic
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At-the-ready public bath
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Shaky Dysfunction
  05/23/18
Never EVER run out of questions. You dont end the interview,...
Ocher tanning salon
  05/16/18
Nice
Honey-headed crawly stage
  05/16/18
cant knock it.
canary provocative theater stage
  05/16/18
It really works! also be a good listener and ask follow up q...
Ocher tanning salon
  05/16/18
well, i will be needing to shake the rust off soon after bar...
canary provocative theater stage
  05/16/18
I once ended an interview after running out of questions and...
out-of-control plaza pistol
  05/16/18
congrats if I were interviewing someone and they did that...
Cheese-eating Puppy
  05/17/18
Solid advice here
scarlet macaca stock car
  05/16/18
I'm just going to note - she is a really good interviewer (g...
Nubile native famous landscape painting
  05/16/18
Could she do a YouTube tutorial. I’m really bad at interview...
out-of-control plaza pistol
  05/16/18
Lol tell me more about those compliance REACHES you dwarf fu...
Vibrant cobalt newt
  05/16/18
You seem MAF
Nubile native famous landscape painting
  05/16/18
Brother I am laughing hard at you categorizing bird brain ki...
Vibrant cobalt newt
  05/17/18
None of us do bank compliance.
Nubile native famous landscape painting
  05/23/18
a job is a job. if it pays good, what's the problem, brothe...
canary provocative theater stage
  05/16/18
In addition, lol @ the thought that she is sad she isn't in ...
Nubile native famous landscape painting
  05/16/18
cr.
canary provocative theater stage
  05/16/18
Terrible
Vibrant cobalt newt
  05/16/18
saying "never run out of questions" is way too asp...
Comical chartreuse station personal credit line
  05/16/18
I doubt she means asking all those questions in one intervie...
scarlet macaca stock car
  05/16/18
Nobody wants to go 20 minutes over talking about fucking rea...
Vibrant cobalt newt
  05/16/18
cr lmao you might as well talk about the weather just to kee...
Comical chartreuse station personal credit line
  05/16/18
Agree nobody wants to talk about their commute
scarlet macaca stock car
  05/16/18
Cr about the commute. I would never ask that unless I were w...
out-of-control plaza pistol
  05/16/18
"wow nice white-out, where'd you get that"
slap-happy liquid oxygen
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better 2 neg them. "Office Depot brand, huh. I only use...
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Vibrant cobalt newt
  05/16/18
(Guy who has read 'How to Win Friends and Influence People')
bull headed shivering abode
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out-of-control plaza pistol
  05/16/18
"Never EVER run out of questions." cr. my go-to...
fragrant indian lodge
  05/17/18
"So, Jews, am I right?"
yellow space goal in life
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Laughsome Very Tactful Cruise Ship Deer Antler
  05/23/18
lol'd
bull headed shivering abode
  05/23/18
With a weak handshake and an awkward goodbye.
Sexy beady-eyed sanctuary
  05/16/18
(ggtp)
cerebral jade pisswyrm
  05/16/18
as an interviewee, i told them i wasn't interested in the jo...
Curious alpha
  05/16/18
alpha
Charismatic Hell Ape
  05/16/18
you are alpha as fuck ragnus
cerebral jade pisswyrm
  05/16/18
This is tcr way to establish scarcity - make them want YOU!
Honey-headed crawly stage
  05/16/18
No it's a way of saving two people 15-30 minutes of their ti...
Curious alpha
  05/16/18
alpha
cruel-hearted french shrine
  05/16/18
“Do you have any questions or concerns that I didn’t address...
Appetizing forum
  05/16/18
ive seen this in articles, is it really cr? seems so awkward
cerebral jade pisswyrm
  05/16/18
Yes, this.
out-of-control plaza pistol
  05/16/18
This can work if interviewing with a man but is an absolute ...
scarlet macaca stock car
  05/16/18
Terrible
Vibrant cobalt newt
  05/16/18
I ask this every time. Gives you a chance to deflate any c...
aqua partner parlour
  05/16/18
agree
alcoholic passionate jew
  05/16/18
It's a really bad idea
Vibrant cobalt newt
  05/17/18
Sooo, how much would I get paid, if you don't mind my asking...
Navy Glittery Idea He Suggested Kitty Cat
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Honey-headed crawly stage
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out-of-control plaza pistol
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Jet thirsty principal's office giraffe
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not flame we had a 2L do this during callbacks. Mom drove he...
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Adventurous senate
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"I have to return some video tapes."
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Curious alpha
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Bateful harsh coffee pot stage
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lol
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When they're like "so...is there anything else you'd li...
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lmao dying tyft
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excitant fuchsia business firm
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  05/27/18
jfc just give up
copper aphrodisiac idiot
  05/16/18
The advice ive been given is you need to fill up the space a...
scarlet macaca stock car
  05/16/18
lol i can easily see a betacuck lawnerd letting this go on f...
cerebral jade pisswyrm
  05/16/18
People usually have somewhere else to be and will end it on ...
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Adventurous senate
  05/16/18
"out of curiosity, is this office within 1000 feet of a...
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*drops pen*
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"please hire me, I'm depressed and hoping this job will...
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maize soul-stirring range
  05/16/18
as a gov't worker nearing retirement I just have this to say...
Sapphire Vigorous Main People Church Building
  05/16/18
So do I have any shot?
odious carmine tank ticket booth
  05/16/18
we were interviewing this guy, and he said he had to go to b...
Curious alpha
  05/16/18
180
cerebral jade pisswyrm
  05/16/18
I did this during a google interview. Was punching above my ...
scarlet macaca stock car
  05/16/18
Ouch, been there.
brilliant school cafeteria becky
  05/16/18
Should never have interviewed Seamus O'Connolly for Java dev...
Sexy beady-eyed sanctuary
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Bateful harsh coffee pot stage
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Federal center
  05/27/18
I did this in my Skadden interview
chocolate mad-dog skullcap
  05/16/18
There was one interview when I clearly should have done this...
Nubile native famous landscape painting
  05/16/18
Hahahahah
brilliant school cafeteria becky
  05/16/18
as the interviewee? you don't. just keep asking open ended ...
Floppy State Mediation
  05/16/18
You know what also works? Just making jokes. Joke after jo...
Nubile native famous landscape painting
  05/16/18
"I accept"
Aromatic Heaven
  05/16/18
if it's your last interviewer just pretend you had something...
poppy love of her life philosopher-king
  05/16/18
after a few questions, ill thank them for addressing my bigg...
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Vibrant cobalt newt
  05/16/18
"anyway gotta go"
Charismatic Hell Ape
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cruel-hearted french shrine
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Vibrant cobalt newt
  05/17/18
*whip off shirt, sprint out of building*
rough-skinned lay
  05/16/18
"Interviewee, taking questions!"
Nubile native famous landscape painting
  05/16/18
stand up, quivering with emotion, and bellow dramatically li...
rough-skinned lay
  05/16/18
“Well I gotta get back to my desk. I’m not supposed to be in...
out-of-control plaza pistol
  05/16/18
If you have to "interview" you are doing it wrong....
Yapping Address
  05/16/18
DING-DING-FUCKING-DING
Laughsome Very Tactful Cruise Ship Deer Antler
  05/16/18
so every hedge fund analyst and PE associate and VP pulling ...
deranged fear-inspiring corner blood rage
  05/16/18
yes they will
Charismatic Hell Ape
  05/16/18
"Shit, I'm late for my experimental HIV treatment."...
bull headed shivering abode
  05/16/18
ljl at the cabal of aspies on this stupid site. reading this...
Anal Reading Party Half-breed
  05/16/18
I don't like that last q. They always are like "uh, yo...
Nubile native famous landscape painting
  05/16/18
true it's probably not that effective when an aspie asks it
Anal Reading Party Half-breed
  05/16/18
I see it mentioned on a lot of job websites, but it doesn’t ...
out-of-control plaza pistol
  05/16/18
why the fuck are you typing in chinese?
Anal Reading Party Half-breed
  05/16/18
tcr
Nubile native famous landscape painting
  05/16/18
I always ask if they have any more questions for me after I ...
out-of-control plaza pistol
  05/16/18
Terrible
Vibrant cobalt newt
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...
orchid orchestra pit
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this thread made me realize how profoundly un-autistic i am ...
rough-skinned lay
  05/16/18
It's one of those things everyone loves to share their techn...
orchid orchestra pit
  05/16/18
yeah and most xo poa "techniques" are straight out...
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Anal Reading Party Half-breed
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"So are we doin' this or not?" *beady eyes narr...
At-the-ready public bath
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orchid orchestra pit
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Laughsome Very Tactful Cruise Ship Deer Antler
  05/23/18
*drop mic* At least I will go down as a president
Mind-boggling startled chad church
  05/16/18
I ask them if I can do a dramatic rendition of a movie scene...
Razzle Hairy Legs
  05/17/18
Be an Alpha and shit on the conference table/office desk in ...
galvanic weed whacker
  05/17/18
You're suspect. Yeah, you. I don't know what your reputation...
excitant fuchsia business firm
  05/17/18
awesome thread
low-t tantric office
  05/17/18
*farts cum*
Frisky swashbuckling legend kitchen
  05/23/18
no peterman, that's how you *began* the interview
Comical chartreuse station personal credit line
  05/23/18
clap and show them both sides of my hands like a blackjack d...
Cerise indirect expression
  05/23/18
It is always classy to end with Euro kisses on the cheek.
bull headed shivering abode
  05/23/18
doesnt seem like we have a consensus here
cerebral jade pisswyrm
  05/24/18
just had another incredibly aspie end to an interview thanks...
cerebral jade pisswyrm
  05/24/18
DESCRIBE. I just had one where I interviewed with two peo...
Mauve vivacious french chef
  05/24/18
idk, just asked if he had any more qs for me and then said w...
cerebral jade pisswyrm
  05/24/18
i assume you were thinking about xo in the moment? btw, s...
Mauve vivacious french chef
  05/24/18
never not thinking about xo tbf
cerebral jade pisswyrm
  05/24/18
same here
Mauve vivacious french chef
  05/24/18
this is fine
Vibrant cobalt newt
  05/24/18
agreed. it's natural, especially for we hyper-conscious x...
Mauve vivacious french chef
  05/24/18
hope so, this job would be tight as fuck
cerebral jade pisswyrm
  05/24/18
u aren't getting the job but u ended it fine xxx
Vibrant cobalt newt
  05/24/18
ty
cerebral jade pisswyrm
  05/24/18
lol
bull headed shivering abode
  05/24/18
hope you get it, man.
Mauve vivacious french chef
  05/24/18
180
cerebral jade pisswyrm
  05/24/18
"Sluzhy trudovomy narodu"
Doobsian Trump Supporter
  05/27/18


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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: cerebral jade pisswyrm

like say you run out of questions. what do you do? reaffirm your interest in the job and thank for time? make up some random questions? sit in awkward silence?

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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: maize soul-stirring range

As the interviewer or the interviewee?

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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: cerebral jade pisswyrm

interviewee

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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: lascivious market foreskin

Tell them they'll hear from you in a few days about next steps.

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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: cerebral jade pisswyrm

?

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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:46 PM
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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:51 PM
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:04 PM
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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: out-of-control plaza pistol



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:15 PM
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Date: June 7th, 2018 2:03 PM
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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: maize soul-stirring range

"Look, let's be honest: In one year's time, I'll be on my path of upward ascent through the ranks of this storied institution and you'll be on a sympathy-inducing deflated balloon groundspiral involving alcoholism, a partially unwanted fourth pregnancy, and deteriorating performance reviews. In five years' time, you'll be out of here and onto some pseudo-self-fulfilling personal entrepreneurial adventure comprised of selling trinkets to mushbrains through dropshipping to iconic locales like Tuscaloosa and New Orien, and I'll be running the shop. Running. The. Shop. I'm sorry. I really am. But let's go beyond the pleasantries and formalities and just accept things for the way they are: I breathe excellence; you inhibit it. You don't have the fire in you and, if you're frank with yourself, you never have. At least not since that abandonment when you were seven. You've never recovered from that, have you Roger? You remember his last glance, don't you? It keeps you up and night; it's in your mind's eye during your waking hours. We've all been there. I'm not trying to be malicious. Consider this a friendly point of intervention smuggled into the quotidian process of interviewing for a job in a postpostmodern capitalist society on the brink. Go do something with your life. Something you're passionate about. Something that gets you out of bed in the morning and puts you on the pillow at night with a smile on your lips and gives you cherubic sun-dappled images of your family and success and meaningful life trajectory for your dreams. You weren't meant for this and never were; I was born into it. Are we done? Let me answer my own question: we're done. And, yes, I accept the position. Now get the fuck out of my new office."

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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: cerebral jade pisswyrm



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Disrespectful hateful patrolman

criminally underrated

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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: twinkling windowlicker sound barrier



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Jet thirsty principal's office giraffe



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Adventurous senate



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Iridescent spectacular point codepig



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: chocolate mad-dog skullcap

Tomorrow his breakfast will taste the best it's tasted in years.

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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: bull headed shivering abode

lol

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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: brilliant school cafeteria becky



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:50 PM
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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:59 PM
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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Laughsome Very Tactful Cruise Ship Deer Antler

welp, this made me DIAMOND HARD.

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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: excitant fuchsia business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067036)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: low-t tantric office

majestic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067105)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: At-the-ready public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36108168)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Shaky Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112236)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Ocher tanning salon

Never EVER run out of questions. You dont end the interview, they do.

Come in with some stock questions and discussion topics and try to drop them in as they come up. I get good results with:

Tell me about working here, how do you like it? Whats best whats not so great? Do you live nearby, how is the commute, how is traffic (also opens door to discussing neighborhoods and real eatate, always a hit); what sort ofnperson are you looking for, what are some concerns you have about job/ apllicants/ company (asking negatives about company is hit or miss, feel them out some like it and some do not).

If its in their office look for stuff that shows an jnterest and ask about it. Look up their profile and ask about anything interesting like working abroad, volunteer activities, etc. If you have similar interests always, always bring it up.

This is my 100% aspie if/then flowchart to a successful interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062526)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Honey-headed crawly stage

Nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062547)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: canary provocative theater stage

cant knock it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062559)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Ocher tanning salon

It really works! also be a good listener and ask follow up questions to show you paid attention to what they said. Act lkke you want your dream date to act with you over dinner. But only from a covnersational perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062573)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: canary provocative theater stage

well, i will be needing to shake the rust off soon after bar exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062688)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: out-of-control plaza pistol

I once ended an interview after running out of questions and said “thanks for your time.” I immediately regretted it and I think the interviewers were shocked. I didn’t hear back for a few weeks but just recently got a call back for a second interview. I’ll make sure not to wrap it up this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062970)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:44 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Puppy

congrats

if I were interviewing someone and they did that, I'd just laugh and say "hold up there hoss, I'm not letting you out just yet!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067205)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: scarlet macaca stock car

Solid advice here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063022)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Nubile native famous landscape painting

I'm just going to note - she is a really good interviewer (good at getting reaches) so you should listen to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063055)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: out-of-control plaza pistol

Could she do a YouTube tutorial. I’m really bad at interviewing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063089)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Vibrant cobalt newt

Lol tell me more about those compliance REACHES you dwarf fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063148)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Nubile native famous landscape painting

You seem MAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063300)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:30 AM
Author: Vibrant cobalt newt

Brother I am laughing hard at you categorizing bird brain kike cog compliance jobs like they're NESCAC schools. "oh jefferies is my safety, citi match and Goldman my reach". And then being even more retarded by thinking her one weird interview trick of babbling like a toddler has anything to do with getting said reach. Definitely not because Goldman just needs 115 IQ meat to flesh out its 500 person gargoyle squad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067191)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Nubile native famous landscape painting

None of us do bank compliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112735)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: canary provocative theater stage

a job is a job. if it pays good, what's the problem, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063308)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Nubile native famous landscape painting

In addition, lol @ the thought that she is sad she isn't in court or some such nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063381)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: canary provocative theater stage

cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063672)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Vibrant cobalt newt

Terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063142)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Comical chartreuse station personal credit line

saying "never run out of questions" is way too aspie. if you start asking a bunch of questions about menial shit it becomes clear that you're stretching the interview for its own sake and it comes across as fake. the real tcr is just not to be aspie. when you ask a question it should generally start a conversation that sustains itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063181)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: scarlet macaca stock car

I doubt she means asking all those questions in one interview like an aspie checking off the boxes. One question getting started about neighborhoods or real estate probably will fill 20 minutes of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063212)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Vibrant cobalt newt

Nobody wants to go 20 minutes over talking about fucking real estate, and if you're spending 20 minutes of the actual alloted interview time talking about real estate and commutes you're doing it wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063223)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Comical chartreuse station personal credit line

cr lmao you might as well talk about the weather just to keep your ass in the seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063241)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: scarlet macaca stock car

Agree nobody wants to talk about their commute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063245)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: out-of-control plaza pistol

Cr about the commute. I would never ask that unless I were working in nyc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063277)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: slap-happy liquid oxygen

"wow nice white-out, where'd you get that"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063304)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: marvelous mahogany azn

better 2 neg them. "Office Depot brand, huh. I only use the real stuff."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063412)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: out-of-control plaza pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063532)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: Vibrant cobalt newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063839)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: bull headed shivering abode

(Guy who has read 'How to Win Friends and Influence People')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063661)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: out-of-control plaza pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063790)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: fragrant indian lodge

"Never EVER run out of questions."

cr. my go-to questions include,

"Where do you get your dog groomed at?"

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

"How long do you typically like to shower for?"

"Weren't iPods crazy?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067026)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: yellow space goal in life

"So, Jews, am I right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067150)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Laughsome Very Tactful Cruise Ship Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112197)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: bull headed shivering abode

lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112855)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed sanctuary

With a weak handshake and an awkward goodbye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062505)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: cerebral jade pisswyrm

(ggtp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062508)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Curious alpha

as an interviewee, i told them i wasn't interested in the job (5 minutes into an inteview)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062506)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Charismatic Hell Ape

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062512)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: cerebral jade pisswyrm

you are alpha as fuck ragnus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062513)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Honey-headed crawly stage

This is tcr way to establish scarcity - make them want YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062576)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Curious alpha

No it's a way of saving two people 15-30 minutes of their time.

in this case i changed my mind about working in SF after scheduling the interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062588)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: cruel-hearted french shrine

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066307)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Appetizing forum

“Do you have any questions or concerns that I didn’t address?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062519)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: cerebral jade pisswyrm

ive seen this in articles, is it really cr? seems so awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062524)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: out-of-control plaza pistol

Yes, this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062983)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: scarlet macaca stock car

This can work if interviewing with a man but is an absolute ding if interviewing with a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063005)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: Vibrant cobalt newt

Terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063006)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: aqua partner parlour

I ask this every time. Gives you a chance to deflate any concerns they have that they may not otherwise tell you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063805)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: alcoholic passionate jew

agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064132)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:31 AM
Author: Vibrant cobalt newt

It's a really bad idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067192)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Navy Glittery Idea He Suggested Kitty Cat

Sooo, how much would I get paid, if you don't mind my asking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062527)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Violet location useless brakes

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062530)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: cerebral jade pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062583)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: maize soul-stirring range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062681)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: cruel-hearted french shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066313)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062531)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Honey-headed crawly stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062627)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: out-of-control plaza pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062989)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Jet thirsty principal's office giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063164)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: marvelous mahogany azn

not flame we had a 2L do this during callbacks. Mom drove her and sat in our reception area while she interviewed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063425)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: Citrine Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064140)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Laughsome Very Tactful Cruise Ship Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064370)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: Nubile native famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: bull headed shivering abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112042)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Adventurous senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062535)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Honey-headed crawly stage

"I have to return some video tapes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062539)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Curious alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062541)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Bateful harsh coffee pot stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063039)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Nubile native famous landscape painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063058)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: fragrant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067031)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: excitant fuchsia business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067048)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed sanctuary

When they're like "so...is there anything else you'd like us to know about you" I'm always tempted to say "I'm gay"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062540)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: cerebral jade pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062584)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: orchid orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063904)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Laughsome Very Tactful Cruise Ship Deer Antler

"How gay?" The Partner said as he reached for his zipper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064374)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Vibrant cobalt newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064745)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: cruel-hearted french shrine

lmao dying tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066324)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: fragrant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067032)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: excitant fuchsia business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067049)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 5:59 AM
Author: Stimulating smoky trust fund tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36134988)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: copper aphrodisiac idiot

jfc just give up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062551)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: scarlet macaca stock car

The advice ive been given is you need to fill up the space as its your job always to not make the interview awkward. Dont rely on the other person even though it kind of makes sense that it should be their job since theyre the host. If they have to put any effort in trying during the interview theyre going to ding you. Id just start bsing personal shit like sports, life Outside work, hobbies. Let the other person eventually end it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062553)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: cerebral jade pisswyrm

lol i can easily see a betacuck lawnerd letting this go on for hours and thinking he has a new friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062593)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: scarlet macaca stock car

People usually have somewhere else to be and will end it on time. If it goes on and on and youre a typical xo poaster it probably isnt the type of place you want to work at or person you want to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062614)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Adventurous senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062753)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained primrose juggernaut

"out of curiosity, is this office within 1000 feet of a school or daycare?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062568)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Laughsome Very Tactful Cruise Ship Deer Antler

*drops pen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064380)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: cruel-hearted french shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066341)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: excitant fuchsia business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067050)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:24 AM
Author: sick confused corn cake rehab

*autotuned wheezing and shouts of "Will you please fucking put that away? THANK YOU" overheard in office down the hall*

"Ye- NO. Of course. Of course not."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067057)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Laughsome Very Tactful Cruise Ship Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112206)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:52 AM
Author: low-t tantric office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067107)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: bull headed shivering abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112039)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Shaky Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112260)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 6:30 AM
Author: Talented Glassy House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36135001)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: demanding turdskin background story

"please hire me, I'm depressed and hoping this job will help me turn it around. Thank"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062643)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: maize soul-stirring range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062661)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Sapphire Vigorous Main People Church Building

as a gov't worker nearing retirement I just have this to say:

Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062657)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: odious carmine tank ticket booth

So do I have any shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062698)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: Curious alpha

we were interviewing this guy, and he said he had to go to bathroom, then we never seen him again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062703)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: cerebral jade pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062706)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: scarlet macaca stock car

I did this during a google interview. Was punching above my weight class and the hypotheticals seemed like foreign language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062949)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: brilliant school cafeteria becky

Ouch, been there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063648)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed sanctuary

Should never have interviewed Seamus O'Connolly for Java developer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063020)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Bateful harsh coffee pot stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063044)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 6:42 AM
Author: Federal center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36135005)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: chocolate mad-dog skullcap

I did this in my Skadden interview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063356)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Nubile native famous landscape painting

There was one interview when I clearly should have done this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063431)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: brilliant school cafeteria becky

Hahahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063646)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Floppy State Mediation

as the interviewee? you don't. just keep asking open ended questions that get the interviewer talking and nod and smile like an idiot as you pretend to listen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062998)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: Nubile native famous landscape painting

You know what also works? Just making jokes. Joke after joke until they have to go somewhere...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063450)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Aromatic Heaven

"I accept"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063053)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: poppy love of her life philosopher-king

if it's your last interviewer just pretend you had something scheduled after the round of interviews and now have to go to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063054)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: deranged fear-inspiring corner blood rage

after a few questions, ill thank them for addressing my biggest questions and emphasize my enthusiasm for the role. its natural and not forced. this mostly happens when i raped the interview and the interviewer isnt rushing to wrap things up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063060)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Vibrant cobalt newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063261)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Charismatic Hell Ape

"anyway gotta go"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063360)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: cruel-hearted french shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066400)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:33 AM
Author: Vibrant cobalt newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067196)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: rough-skinned lay

*whip off shirt, sprint out of building*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063383)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Nubile native famous landscape painting

"Interviewee, taking questions!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063389)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: rough-skinned lay

stand up, quivering with emotion, and bellow dramatically like a Shakespearian actor:

"This.... this grotesque FARCE... is OVVVVVVVVVVVVVVER."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063446)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: out-of-control plaza pistol

“Well I gotta get back to my desk. I’m not supposed to be interviewing during work hours hehe.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063588)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Yapping Address

If you have to "interview" you are doing it wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063609)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Laughsome Very Tactful Cruise Ship Deer Antler

DING-DING-FUCKING-DING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064391)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: deranged fear-inspiring corner blood rage

so every hedge fund analyst and PE associate and VP pulling in 10x more than you would be stunned to learn they did it wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064428)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: Charismatic Hell Ape

yes they will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064490)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: bull headed shivering abode

"Shit, I'm late for my experimental HIV treatment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063679)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Anal Reading Party Half-breed

ljl at the cabal of aspies on this stupid site. reading this thread is painful.

when you run out of questions, you ask if they have any questions for you, and when they're done, you ask if they have any reservations about your fit or ability to do the job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063701)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Nubile native famous landscape painting

I don't like that last q. They always are like "uh, you seem knowledgeable but... um, there's the whole fit and personality thing... We'll be in touch and good luck." Sometimes they mention sandpaper for some reason. I always ask "fit into what" but never get an answer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063723)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: Anal Reading Party Half-breed

true it's probably not that effective when an aspie asks it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063760)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: out-of-control plaza pistol

I see it mentioned on a lot of job websites, but it doesn’t seem very effective in practice, and most people should avoid it. You don’t want the interviewer to be brainstorming ways that you wouldn’t be a good fit. You want them to focus on your positive attributes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063800)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Anal Reading Party Half-breed

why the fuck are you typing in chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064137)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Nubile native famous landscape painting

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36065814)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: out-of-control plaza pistol

I always ask if they have any more questions for me after I finish asking like 3 questions. More than 3 questions for a phone interview seems like overkill imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063787)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:32 AM
Author: Vibrant cobalt newt

Terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067194)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: orchid orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063922)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: rough-skinned lay

this thread made me realize how profoundly un-autistic i am compared to everyone else here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064120)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:40 PM
Author: orchid orchestra pit

It's one of those things everyone loves to share their technique, you really get an insight into the minds of posters you've posted alongside for years, from a really different angle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064126)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: snowy blathering marketing idea

yeah and most xo poa "techniques" are straight out of crimelibrary's serial killer profiles/DSM IV's severe autism criteria

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067066)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Anal Reading Party Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064131)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: At-the-ready public bath

"So are we doin' this or not?"

*beady eyes narrow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36065837)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: orchid orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066110)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: Laughsome Very Tactful Cruise Ship Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112211)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling startled chad church

*drop mic*

At least I will go down as a president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066369)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: Razzle Hairy Legs

I ask them if I can do a dramatic rendition of a movie scene. They almost never say no.

After that, I have a few go-to's. From Glengarry Glen Ross, Robocop, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, Requiem for a Dream, Kids, and this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_W4Gi5h9P8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067060)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: galvanic weed whacker

Be an Alpha and shit on the conference table/office desk in front of the interviewer(s) when you are done. Leave your mark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067070)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: excitant fuchsia business firm

You're suspect. Yeah, you. I don't know what your reputation is in this town, but after the shit you tried to pull today, you can bet I'll be looking into you. Now the business we have here to for you can speak with my aforementioned attorney. Good day gentlemen and until that day comes, keep your ear to the grindstone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067082)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: low-t tantric office

awesome thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067110)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Frisky swashbuckling legend kitchen

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112201)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Comical chartreuse station personal credit line

no peterman, that's how you *began* the interview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112741)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Cerise indirect expression

clap and show them both sides of my hands like a blackjack dealer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112228)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: bull headed shivering abode

It is always classy to end with Euro kisses on the cheek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112862)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: cerebral jade pisswyrm

doesnt seem like we have a consensus here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36117012)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: cerebral jade pisswyrm

just had another incredibly aspie end to an interview thanks xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36117915)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Mauve vivacious french chef

DESCRIBE.

I just had one where I interviewed with two people separately. They both, at the end, asked if I had any questions. After I asked two questions of each, both made it subtly clear they really didn't want any more questions (first one: "anything else?" while putting away her paperwork and getting ready to stand up; second one: closes her folder, says, "well, we plan on making a decision pretty soon; here's my card.").

i actually kind of liked it, in the sense that it was they weren't looking to see what kind of bullshit questions you had prepared, which differs from the majority of interviews i've had in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36117957)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: cerebral jade pisswyrm

idk, just asked if he had any more qs for me and then said wow sounds like a really great position, thanks for your time. sounded like a spaz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36117968)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Mauve vivacious french chef

i assume you were thinking about xo in the moment?

btw, should have asked him who is his favorite obscure 90s baseball player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118038)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: cerebral jade pisswyrm

never not thinking about xo tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118051)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Mauve vivacious french chef

same here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118075)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Vibrant cobalt newt

this is fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118049)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Mauve vivacious french chef

agreed.

it's natural, especially for we hyper-conscious xo types, to obsess over everything that could have gone better or we could have done differently in job interviews after they are over.

we forget, though, how awful so many people are at interviews. it's pretty unlikely the competition had perfect interviews, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118084)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: cerebral jade pisswyrm

hope so, this job would be tight as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118103)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Vibrant cobalt newt

u aren't getting the job but u ended it fine xxx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118108)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: cerebral jade pisswyrm

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118114)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: bull headed shivering abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36119158)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Mauve vivacious french chef

hope you get it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118124)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: cerebral jade pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118129)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Doobsian Trump Supporter

"Sluzhy trudovomy narodu"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36135025)