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how do you end interviews

like say you run out of questions. what do you do? reaffirm ...
Hilarious yellow locus immigrant
  05/16/18
As the interviewer or the interviewee?
massive charismatic orchestra pit sound barrier
  05/16/18
interviewee
Hilarious yellow locus immigrant
  05/16/18
Tell them they'll hear from you in a few days about next ste...
metal base
  05/16/18
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"Look, let's be honest: In one year's time, I'll be on ...
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Hilarious yellow locus immigrant
  05/16/18
criminally underrated
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seedy mother
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welp, this made me DIAMOND HARD.
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majestic
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bistre arousing roast beef
  05/23/18
Never EVER run out of questions. You dont end the interview,...
dark galvanic church building selfie
  05/16/18
Nice
Irradiated becky roommate
  05/16/18
cant knock it.
Pink Insanely Creepy Liquid Oxygen Preventive Strike
  05/16/18
It really works! also be a good listener and ask follow up q...
dark galvanic church building selfie
  05/16/18
well, i will be needing to shake the rust off soon after bar...
Pink Insanely Creepy Liquid Oxygen Preventive Strike
  05/16/18
I once ended an interview after running out of questions and...
garnet codepig
  05/16/18
congrats if I were interviewing someone and they did that...
Orchid prole corn cake
  05/17/18
Solid advice here
flushed alpha
  05/16/18
I'm just going to note - she is a really good interviewer (g...
Cordovan Step-uncle's House
  05/16/18
Could she do a YouTube tutorial. I’m really bad at interview...
garnet codepig
  05/16/18
Lol tell me more about those compliance REACHES you dwarf fu...
Nighttime rehab wagecucks
  05/16/18
You seem MAF
Cordovan Step-uncle's House
  05/16/18
Brother I am laughing hard at you categorizing bird brain ki...
Nighttime rehab wagecucks
  05/17/18
None of us do bank compliance.
Cordovan Step-uncle's House
  05/23/18
a job is a job. if it pays good, what's the problem, brothe...
Pink Insanely Creepy Liquid Oxygen Preventive Strike
  05/16/18
In addition, lol @ the thought that she is sad she isn't in ...
Cordovan Step-uncle's House
  05/16/18
cr.
Pink Insanely Creepy Liquid Oxygen Preventive Strike
  05/16/18
Terrible
Nighttime rehab wagecucks
  05/16/18
saying "never run out of questions" is way too asp...
Cerebral flatulent senate
  05/16/18
I doubt she means asking all those questions in one intervie...
flushed alpha
  05/16/18
Nobody wants to go 20 minutes over talking about fucking rea...
Nighttime rehab wagecucks
  05/16/18
cr lmao you might as well talk about the weather just to kee...
Cerebral flatulent senate
  05/16/18
Agree nobody wants to talk about their commute
flushed alpha
  05/16/18
Cr about the commute. I would never ask that unless I were w...
garnet codepig
  05/16/18
"wow nice white-out, where'd you get that"
Cyan rebellious brethren parlour
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better 2 neg them. "Office Depot brand, huh. I only use...
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Nighttime rehab wagecucks
  05/16/18
(Guy who has read 'How to Win Friends and Influence People')
disrespectful odious lodge fanboi
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garnet codepig
  05/16/18
"Never EVER run out of questions." cr. my go-to...
light narrow-minded knife
  05/17/18
"So, Jews, am I right?"
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Well-lubricated glittery ticket booth son of senegal
  05/23/18
lol'd
disrespectful odious lodge fanboi
  05/23/18
With a weak handshake and an awkward goodbye.
Milky digit ratio double fault
  05/16/18
(ggtp)
Hilarious yellow locus immigrant
  05/16/18
as an interviewee, i told them i wasn't interested in the jo...
lime vigorous philosopher-king
  05/16/18
alpha
soggy harsh electric furnace really tough guy
  05/16/18
you are alpha as fuck ragnus
Hilarious yellow locus immigrant
  05/16/18
This is tcr way to establish scarcity - make them want YOU!
Irradiated becky roommate
  05/16/18
No it's a way of saving two people 15-30 minutes of their ti...
lime vigorous philosopher-king
  05/16/18
alpha
multi-colored market stain
  05/16/18
“Do you have any questions or concerns that I didn’t address...
Know-it-all pisswyrm institution
  05/16/18
ive seen this in articles, is it really cr? seems so awkward
Hilarious yellow locus immigrant
  05/16/18
Yes, this.
garnet codepig
  05/16/18
This can work if interviewing with a man but is an absolute ...
flushed alpha
  05/16/18
Terrible
Nighttime rehab wagecucks
  05/16/18
I ask this every time. Gives you a chance to deflate any c...
Copper affirmative action trailer park
  05/16/18
agree
nubile self-absorbed office idiot
  05/16/18
It's a really bad idea
Nighttime rehab wagecucks
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Sooo, how much would I get paid, if you don't mind my asking...
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fuck my ass
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Cream Location
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not flame we had a 2L do this during callbacks. Mom drove he...
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Mint Provocative Stage Friendly Grandma
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"I have to return some video tapes."
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Bat Shit Crazy Community Account Menage
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When they're like "so...is there anything else you'd li...
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  05/27/18
jfc just give up
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  05/16/18
The advice ive been given is you need to fill up the space a...
flushed alpha
  05/16/18
lol i can easily see a betacuck lawnerd letting this go on f...
Hilarious yellow locus immigrant
  05/16/18
People usually have somewhere else to be and will end it on ...
flushed alpha
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Mint Provocative Stage Friendly Grandma
  05/16/18
"out of curiosity, is this office within 1000 feet of a...
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*drops pen*
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"please hire me, I'm depressed and hoping this job will...
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massive charismatic orchestra pit sound barrier
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as a gov't worker nearing retirement I just have this to say...
Exhilarant pozpig
  05/16/18
So do I have any shot?
Abusive Concupiscible Travel Guidebook
  05/16/18
we were interviewing this guy, and he said he had to go to b...
lime vigorous philosopher-king
  05/16/18
180
Hilarious yellow locus immigrant
  05/16/18
I did this during a google interview. Was punching above my ...
flushed alpha
  05/16/18
Ouch, been there.
Ebony Cuck
  05/16/18
Should never have interviewed Seamus O'Connolly for Java dev...
Milky digit ratio double fault
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Bat Shit Crazy Community Account Menage
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Nofapping buck-toothed public bath dysfunction
  05/27/18
I did this in my Skadden interview
Fuchsia swollen point people who are hurt
  05/16/18
There was one interview when I clearly should have done this...
Cordovan Step-uncle's House
  05/16/18
Hahahahah
Ebony Cuck
  05/16/18
as the interviewee? you don't. just keep asking open ended ...
Up-to-no-good jap
  05/16/18
You know what also works? Just making jokes. Joke after jo...
Cordovan Step-uncle's House
  05/16/18
"I accept"
Irate boiling water
  05/16/18
if it's your last interviewer just pretend you had something...
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  05/16/18
after a few questions, ill thank them for addressing my bigg...
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Nighttime rehab wagecucks
  05/16/18
"anyway gotta go"
soggy harsh electric furnace really tough guy
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multi-colored market stain
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Nighttime rehab wagecucks
  05/17/18
*whip off shirt, sprint out of building*
titillating navy principal's office faggot firefighter
  05/16/18
"Interviewee, taking questions!"
Cordovan Step-uncle's House
  05/16/18
stand up, quivering with emotion, and bellow dramatically li...
titillating navy principal's office faggot firefighter
  05/16/18
“Well I gotta get back to my desk. I’m not supposed to be in...
garnet codepig
  05/16/18
If you have to "interview" you are doing it wrong....
Dull dilemma
  05/16/18
DING-DING-FUCKING-DING
Well-lubricated glittery ticket booth son of senegal
  05/16/18
so every hedge fund analyst and PE associate and VP pulling ...
Adventurous temple feces
  05/16/18
yes they will
soggy harsh electric furnace really tough guy
  05/16/18
"Shit, I'm late for my experimental HIV treatment."...
disrespectful odious lodge fanboi
  05/16/18
ljl at the cabal of aspies on this stupid site. reading this...
misanthropic address round eye
  05/16/18
I don't like that last q. They always are like "uh, yo...
Cordovan Step-uncle's House
  05/16/18
true it's probably not that effective when an aspie asks it
misanthropic address round eye
  05/16/18
I see it mentioned on a lot of job websites, but it doesn’t ...
garnet codepig
  05/16/18
why the fuck are you typing in chinese?
misanthropic address round eye
  05/16/18
tcr
Cordovan Step-uncle's House
  05/16/18
I always ask if they have any more questions for me after I ...
garnet codepig
  05/16/18
Terrible
Nighttime rehab wagecucks
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seedy mother
  05/16/18
this thread made me realize how profoundly un-autistic i am ...
titillating navy principal's office faggot firefighter
  05/16/18
It's one of those things everyone loves to share their techn...
seedy mother
  05/16/18
yeah and most xo poa "techniques" are straight out...
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misanthropic address round eye
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"So are we doin' this or not?" *beady eyes narr...
zombie-like state
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seedy mother
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...
Well-lubricated glittery ticket booth son of senegal
  05/23/18
*drop mic* At least I will go down as a president
ruddy aromatic gas station
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I ask them if I can do a dramatic rendition of a movie scene...
Mauve Coffee Pot Dragon
  05/17/18
Be an Alpha and shit on the conference table/office desk in ...
wonderful circlehead
  05/17/18
You're suspect. Yeah, you. I don't know what your reputation...
Maroon Diverse Juggernaut Pocket Flask
  05/17/18
awesome thread
shaky bronze plaza messiness
  05/17/18
*farts cum*
spectacular patrolman
  05/23/18
no peterman, that's how you *began* the interview
Cerebral flatulent senate
  05/23/18
clap and show them both sides of my hands like a blackjack d...
Claret laser beams
  05/23/18
It is always classy to end with Euro kisses on the cheek.
disrespectful odious lodge fanboi
  05/23/18
doesnt seem like we have a consensus here
Hilarious yellow locus immigrant
  05/24/18
just had another incredibly aspie end to an interview thanks...
Hilarious yellow locus immigrant
  05/24/18
DESCRIBE. I just had one where I interviewed with two peo...
angry dashing mexican
  05/24/18
idk, just asked if he had any more qs for me and then said w...
Hilarious yellow locus immigrant
  05/24/18
i assume you were thinking about xo in the moment? btw, s...
angry dashing mexican
  05/24/18
never not thinking about xo tbf
Hilarious yellow locus immigrant
  05/24/18
same here
angry dashing mexican
  05/24/18
this is fine
Nighttime rehab wagecucks
  05/24/18
agreed. it's natural, especially for we hyper-conscious x...
angry dashing mexican
  05/24/18
hope so, this job would be tight as fuck
Hilarious yellow locus immigrant
  05/24/18
u aren't getting the job but u ended it fine xxx
Nighttime rehab wagecucks
  05/24/18
ty
Hilarious yellow locus immigrant
  05/24/18
lol
disrespectful odious lodge fanboi
  05/24/18
hope you get it, man.
angry dashing mexican
  05/24/18
180
Hilarious yellow locus immigrant
  05/24/18
"Sluzhy trudovomy narodu"
Fishy fluffy regret casino
  05/27/18


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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Hilarious yellow locus immigrant

like say you run out of questions. what do you do? reaffirm your interest in the job and thank for time? make up some random questions? sit in awkward silence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062499)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: massive charismatic orchestra pit sound barrier

As the interviewer or the interviewee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062502)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Hilarious yellow locus immigrant

interviewee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062507)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: metal base

Tell them they'll hear from you in a few days about next steps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062514)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Hilarious yellow locus immigrant

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062516)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Nighttime rehab wagecucks



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Irradiated becky roommate



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: chrome misunderstood spot reading party



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: soggy harsh electric furnace really tough guy



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mischievous Stead



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Comical theater stage



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: dark galvanic church building selfie



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Community Account Menage



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: shivering internet-worthy cuckold shrine



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: garnet codepig



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:33 AM
Author: Sinister Vivacious Native Clown



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:15 PM
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Date: June 7th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: turquoise tripping dopamine



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: massive charismatic orchestra pit sound barrier

"Look, let's be honest: In one year's time, I'll be on my path of upward ascent through the ranks of this storied institution and you'll be on a sympathy-inducing deflated balloon groundspiral involving alcoholism, a partially unwanted fourth pregnancy, and deteriorating performance reviews. In five years' time, you'll be out of here and onto some pseudo-self-fulfilling personal entrepreneurial adventure comprised of selling trinkets to mushbrains through dropshipping to iconic locales like Tuscaloosa and New Orien, and I'll be running the shop. Running. The. Shop. I'm sorry. I really am. But let's go beyond the pleasantries and formalities and just accept things for the way they are: I breathe excellence; you inhibit it. You don't have the fire in you and, if you're frank with yourself, you never have. At least not since that abandonment when you were seven. You've never recovered from that, have you Roger? You remember his last glance, don't you? It keeps you up and night; it's in your mind's eye during your waking hours. We've all been there. I'm not trying to be malicious. Consider this a friendly point of intervention smuggled into the quotidian process of interviewing for a job in a postpostmodern capitalist society on the brink. Go do something with your life. Something you're passionate about. Something that gets you out of bed in the morning and puts you on the pillow at night with a smile on your lips and gives you cherubic sun-dappled images of your family and success and meaningful life trajectory for your dreams. You weren't meant for this and never were; I was born into it. Are we done? Let me answer my own question: we're done. And, yes, I accept the position. Now get the fuck out of my new office."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062565)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Hilarious yellow locus immigrant



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: appetizing hunting ground

criminally underrated

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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Marvelous Locale Legend



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Cream Location



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Mint Provocative Stage Friendly Grandma



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: bisexual sexy blood rage



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Fuchsia swollen point people who are hurt

Tomorrow his breakfast will taste the best it's tasted in years.

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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: disrespectful odious lodge fanboi

lol

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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Ebony Cuck



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: flickering burgundy partner black woman



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: seedy mother



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Well-lubricated glittery ticket booth son of senegal

welp, this made me DIAMOND HARD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064358)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: Maroon Diverse Juggernaut Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067036)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: shaky bronze plaza messiness

majestic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067105)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: zombie-like state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36108168)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: bistre arousing roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112236)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: dark galvanic church building selfie

Never EVER run out of questions. You dont end the interview, they do.

Come in with some stock questions and discussion topics and try to drop them in as they come up. I get good results with:

Tell me about working here, how do you like it? Whats best whats not so great? Do you live nearby, how is the commute, how is traffic (also opens door to discussing neighborhoods and real eatate, always a hit); what sort ofnperson are you looking for, what are some concerns you have about job/ apllicants/ company (asking negatives about company is hit or miss, feel them out some like it and some do not).

If its in their office look for stuff that shows an jnterest and ask about it. Look up their profile and ask about anything interesting like working abroad, volunteer activities, etc. If you have similar interests always, always bring it up.

This is my 100% aspie if/then flowchart to a successful interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062526)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Irradiated becky roommate

Nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062547)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Pink Insanely Creepy Liquid Oxygen Preventive Strike

cant knock it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062559)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: dark galvanic church building selfie

It really works! also be a good listener and ask follow up questions to show you paid attention to what they said. Act lkke you want your dream date to act with you over dinner. But only from a covnersational perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062573)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: Pink Insanely Creepy Liquid Oxygen Preventive Strike

well, i will be needing to shake the rust off soon after bar exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062688)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: garnet codepig

I once ended an interview after running out of questions and said “thanks for your time.” I immediately regretted it and I think the interviewers were shocked. I didn’t hear back for a few weeks but just recently got a call back for a second interview. I’ll make sure not to wrap it up this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062970)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:44 AM
Author: Orchid prole corn cake

congrats

if I were interviewing someone and they did that, I'd just laugh and say "hold up there hoss, I'm not letting you out just yet!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067205)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: flushed alpha

Solid advice here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063022)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Cordovan Step-uncle's House

I'm just going to note - she is a really good interviewer (good at getting reaches) so you should listen to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063055)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: garnet codepig

Could she do a YouTube tutorial. I’m really bad at interviewing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063089)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Nighttime rehab wagecucks

Lol tell me more about those compliance REACHES you dwarf fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063148)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Cordovan Step-uncle's House

You seem MAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063300)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:30 AM
Author: Nighttime rehab wagecucks

Brother I am laughing hard at you categorizing bird brain kike cog compliance jobs like they're NESCAC schools. "oh jefferies is my safety, citi match and Goldman my reach". And then being even more retarded by thinking her one weird interview trick of babbling like a toddler has anything to do with getting said reach. Definitely not because Goldman just needs 115 IQ meat to flesh out its 500 person gargoyle squad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067191)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Cordovan Step-uncle's House

None of us do bank compliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112735)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Pink Insanely Creepy Liquid Oxygen Preventive Strike

a job is a job. if it pays good, what's the problem, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063308)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Cordovan Step-uncle's House

In addition, lol @ the thought that she is sad she isn't in court or some such nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063381)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Pink Insanely Creepy Liquid Oxygen Preventive Strike

cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063672)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Nighttime rehab wagecucks

Terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063142)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Cerebral flatulent senate

saying "never run out of questions" is way too aspie. if you start asking a bunch of questions about menial shit it becomes clear that you're stretching the interview for its own sake and it comes across as fake. the real tcr is just not to be aspie. when you ask a question it should generally start a conversation that sustains itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063181)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: flushed alpha

I doubt she means asking all those questions in one interview like an aspie checking off the boxes. One question getting started about neighborhoods or real estate probably will fill 20 minutes of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063212)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Nighttime rehab wagecucks

Nobody wants to go 20 minutes over talking about fucking real estate, and if you're spending 20 minutes of the actual alloted interview time talking about real estate and commutes you're doing it wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063223)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Cerebral flatulent senate

cr lmao you might as well talk about the weather just to keep your ass in the seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063241)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: flushed alpha

Agree nobody wants to talk about their commute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063245)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: garnet codepig

Cr about the commute. I would never ask that unless I were working in nyc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063277)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Cyan rebellious brethren parlour

"wow nice white-out, where'd you get that"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063304)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Excitant School Half-breed

better 2 neg them. "Office Depot brand, huh. I only use the real stuff."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063412)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: garnet codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063532)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: Nighttime rehab wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063839)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: disrespectful odious lodge fanboi

(Guy who has read 'How to Win Friends and Influence People')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063661)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: garnet codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063790)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: light narrow-minded knife

"Never EVER run out of questions."

cr. my go-to questions include,

"Where do you get your dog groomed at?"

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

"How long do you typically like to shower for?"

"Weren't iPods crazy?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067026)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: aqua house-broken gaming laptop nibblets

"So, Jews, am I right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067150)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Well-lubricated glittery ticket booth son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112197)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: disrespectful odious lodge fanboi

lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112855)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Milky digit ratio double fault

With a weak handshake and an awkward goodbye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062505)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Hilarious yellow locus immigrant

(ggtp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062508)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: lime vigorous philosopher-king

as an interviewee, i told them i wasn't interested in the job (5 minutes into an inteview)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062506)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: soggy harsh electric furnace really tough guy

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062512)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Hilarious yellow locus immigrant

you are alpha as fuck ragnus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062513)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Irradiated becky roommate

This is tcr way to establish scarcity - make them want YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062576)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: lime vigorous philosopher-king

No it's a way of saving two people 15-30 minutes of their time.

in this case i changed my mind about working in SF after scheduling the interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062588)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: multi-colored market stain

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066307)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Know-it-all pisswyrm institution

“Do you have any questions or concerns that I didn’t address?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062519)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Hilarious yellow locus immigrant

ive seen this in articles, is it really cr? seems so awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062524)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: garnet codepig

Yes, this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062983)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: flushed alpha

This can work if interviewing with a man but is an absolute ding if interviewing with a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063005)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: Nighttime rehab wagecucks

Terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063006)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: Copper affirmative action trailer park

I ask this every time. Gives you a chance to deflate any concerns they have that they may not otherwise tell you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063805)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: nubile self-absorbed office idiot

agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064132)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:31 AM
Author: Nighttime rehab wagecucks

It's a really bad idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067192)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed brunch death wish

Sooo, how much would I get paid, if you don't mind my asking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062527)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Carnelian marketing idea karate

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062530)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Hilarious yellow locus immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062583)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: massive charismatic orchestra pit sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062681)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: multi-colored market stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066313)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Curious vermilion station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062531)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Irradiated becky roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062627)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: garnet codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062989)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Cream Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063164)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Excitant School Half-breed

not flame we had a 2L do this during callbacks. Mom drove her and sat in our reception area while she interviewed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063425)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: Haunting bateful deer antler kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064140)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Well-lubricated glittery ticket booth son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064370)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: Cordovan Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: disrespectful odious lodge fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112042)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Mint Provocative Stage Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062535)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Irradiated becky roommate

"I have to return some video tapes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062539)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: lime vigorous philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062541)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Community Account Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063039)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Cordovan Step-uncle's House

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063058)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: light narrow-minded knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067031)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Maroon Diverse Juggernaut Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067048)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Milky digit ratio double fault

When they're like "so...is there anything else you'd like us to know about you" I'm always tempted to say "I'm gay"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062540)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Hilarious yellow locus immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062584)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: seedy mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063904)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Well-lubricated glittery ticket booth son of senegal

"How gay?" The Partner said as he reached for his zipper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064374)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Nighttime rehab wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064745)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: multi-colored market stain

lmao dying tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066324)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: light narrow-minded knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067032)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Maroon Diverse Juggernaut Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067049)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 5:59 AM
Author: transparent associate boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36134988)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle macaca old irish cottage

jfc just give up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062551)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: flushed alpha

The advice ive been given is you need to fill up the space as its your job always to not make the interview awkward. Dont rely on the other person even though it kind of makes sense that it should be their job since theyre the host. If they have to put any effort in trying during the interview theyre going to ding you. Id just start bsing personal shit like sports, life Outside work, hobbies. Let the other person eventually end it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062553)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Hilarious yellow locus immigrant

lol i can easily see a betacuck lawnerd letting this go on for hours and thinking he has a new friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062593)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: flushed alpha

People usually have somewhere else to be and will end it on time. If it goes on and on and youre a typical xo poaster it probably isnt the type of place you want to work at or person you want to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062614)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Mint Provocative Stage Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062753)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Indigo Bespoke Multi-billionaire

"out of curiosity, is this office within 1000 feet of a school or daycare?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062568)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Well-lubricated glittery ticket booth son of senegal

*drops pen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064380)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: multi-colored market stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066341)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Maroon Diverse Juggernaut Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067050)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:24 AM
Author: hairraiser iridescent garrison internal respiration

*autotuned wheezing and shouts of "Will you please fucking put that away? THANK YOU" overheard in office down the hall*

"Ye- NO. Of course. Of course not."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067057)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Well-lubricated glittery ticket booth son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112206)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:52 AM
Author: shaky bronze plaza messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067107)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: disrespectful odious lodge fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112039)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: bistre arousing roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112260)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 6:30 AM
Author: Indecent Candlestick Maker Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36135001)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Heady Ocher Abode Psychic

"please hire me, I'm depressed and hoping this job will help me turn it around. Thank"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062643)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: massive charismatic orchestra pit sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062661)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant pozpig

as a gov't worker nearing retirement I just have this to say:

Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062657)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Abusive Concupiscible Travel Guidebook

So do I have any shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062698)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: lime vigorous philosopher-king

we were interviewing this guy, and he said he had to go to bathroom, then we never seen him again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062703)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: Hilarious yellow locus immigrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062706)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: flushed alpha

I did this during a google interview. Was punching above my weight class and the hypotheticals seemed like foreign language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062949)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Ebony Cuck

Ouch, been there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063648)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Milky digit ratio double fault

Should never have interviewed Seamus O'Connolly for Java developer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063020)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Community Account Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063044)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 6:42 AM
Author: Nofapping buck-toothed public bath dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36135005)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Fuchsia swollen point people who are hurt

I did this in my Skadden interview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063356)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Cordovan Step-uncle's House

There was one interview when I clearly should have done this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063431)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Ebony Cuck

Hahahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063646)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good jap

as the interviewee? you don't. just keep asking open ended questions that get the interviewer talking and nod and smile like an idiot as you pretend to listen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062998)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: Cordovan Step-uncle's House

You know what also works? Just making jokes. Joke after joke until they have to go somewhere...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063450)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Irate boiling water

"I accept"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063053)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: 180 ultramarine set toaster

if it's your last interviewer just pretend you had something scheduled after the round of interviews and now have to go to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063054)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Adventurous temple feces

after a few questions, ill thank them for addressing my biggest questions and emphasize my enthusiasm for the role. its natural and not forced. this mostly happens when i raped the interview and the interviewer isnt rushing to wrap things up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063060)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Nighttime rehab wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063261)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: soggy harsh electric furnace really tough guy

"anyway gotta go"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063360)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: multi-colored market stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066400)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:33 AM
Author: Nighttime rehab wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067196)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: titillating navy principal's office faggot firefighter

*whip off shirt, sprint out of building*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063383)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Cordovan Step-uncle's House

"Interviewee, taking questions!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063389)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: titillating navy principal's office faggot firefighter

stand up, quivering with emotion, and bellow dramatically like a Shakespearian actor:

"This.... this grotesque FARCE... is OVVVVVVVVVVVVVVER."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063446)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: garnet codepig

“Well I gotta get back to my desk. I’m not supposed to be interviewing during work hours hehe.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063588)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Dull dilemma

If you have to "interview" you are doing it wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063609)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Well-lubricated glittery ticket booth son of senegal

DING-DING-FUCKING-DING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064391)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Adventurous temple feces

so every hedge fund analyst and PE associate and VP pulling in 10x more than you would be stunned to learn they did it wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064428)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: soggy harsh electric furnace really tough guy

yes they will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064490)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: disrespectful odious lodge fanboi

"Shit, I'm late for my experimental HIV treatment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063679)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: misanthropic address round eye

ljl at the cabal of aspies on this stupid site. reading this thread is painful.

when you run out of questions, you ask if they have any questions for you, and when they're done, you ask if they have any reservations about your fit or ability to do the job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063701)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Cordovan Step-uncle's House

I don't like that last q. They always are like "uh, you seem knowledgeable but... um, there's the whole fit and personality thing... We'll be in touch and good luck." Sometimes they mention sandpaper for some reason. I always ask "fit into what" but never get an answer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063723)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: misanthropic address round eye

true it's probably not that effective when an aspie asks it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063760)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: garnet codepig

I see it mentioned on a lot of job websites, but it doesn’t seem very effective in practice, and most people should avoid it. You don’t want the interviewer to be brainstorming ways that you wouldn’t be a good fit. You want them to focus on your positive attributes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063800)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: misanthropic address round eye

why the fuck are you typing in chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064137)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Cordovan Step-uncle's House

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36065814)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: garnet codepig

I always ask if they have any more questions for me after I finish asking like 3 questions. More than 3 questions for a phone interview seems like overkill imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063787)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:32 AM
Author: Nighttime rehab wagecucks

Terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067194)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: seedy mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063922)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: titillating navy principal's office faggot firefighter

this thread made me realize how profoundly un-autistic i am compared to everyone else here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064120)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:40 PM
Author: seedy mother

It's one of those things everyone loves to share their technique, you really get an insight into the minds of posters you've posted alongside for years, from a really different angle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064126)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: puce site

yeah and most xo poa "techniques" are straight out of crimelibrary's serial killer profiles/DSM IV's severe autism criteria

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067066)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: misanthropic address round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064131)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: zombie-like state

"So are we doin' this or not?"

*beady eyes narrow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36065837)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: seedy mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066110)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: Well-lubricated glittery ticket booth son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112211)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: ruddy aromatic gas station

*drop mic*

At least I will go down as a president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066369)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: Mauve Coffee Pot Dragon

I ask them if I can do a dramatic rendition of a movie scene. They almost never say no.

After that, I have a few go-to's. From Glengarry Glen Ross, Robocop, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, Requiem for a Dream, Kids, and this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_W4Gi5h9P8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067060)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: wonderful circlehead

Be an Alpha and shit on the conference table/office desk in front of the interviewer(s) when you are done. Leave your mark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067070)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: Maroon Diverse Juggernaut Pocket Flask

You're suspect. Yeah, you. I don't know what your reputation is in this town, but after the shit you tried to pull today, you can bet I'll be looking into you. Now the business we have here to for you can speak with my aforementioned attorney. Good day gentlemen and until that day comes, keep your ear to the grindstone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067082)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: shaky bronze plaza messiness

awesome thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067110)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: spectacular patrolman

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112201)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Cerebral flatulent senate

no peterman, that's how you *began* the interview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112741)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Claret laser beams

clap and show them both sides of my hands like a blackjack dealer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112228)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: disrespectful odious lodge fanboi

It is always classy to end with Euro kisses on the cheek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112862)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Hilarious yellow locus immigrant

doesnt seem like we have a consensus here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36117012)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Hilarious yellow locus immigrant

just had another incredibly aspie end to an interview thanks xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36117915)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: angry dashing mexican

DESCRIBE.

I just had one where I interviewed with two people separately. They both, at the end, asked if I had any questions. After I asked two questions of each, both made it subtly clear they really didn't want any more questions (first one: "anything else?" while putting away her paperwork and getting ready to stand up; second one: closes her folder, says, "well, we plan on making a decision pretty soon; here's my card.").

i actually kind of liked it, in the sense that it was they weren't looking to see what kind of bullshit questions you had prepared, which differs from the majority of interviews i've had in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36117957)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Hilarious yellow locus immigrant

idk, just asked if he had any more qs for me and then said wow sounds like a really great position, thanks for your time. sounded like a spaz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36117968)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: angry dashing mexican

i assume you were thinking about xo in the moment?

btw, should have asked him who is his favorite obscure 90s baseball player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118038)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Hilarious yellow locus immigrant

never not thinking about xo tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118051)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: angry dashing mexican

same here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118075)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Nighttime rehab wagecucks

this is fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118049)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: angry dashing mexican

agreed.

it's natural, especially for we hyper-conscious xo types, to obsess over everything that could have gone better or we could have done differently in job interviews after they are over.

we forget, though, how awful so many people are at interviews. it's pretty unlikely the competition had perfect interviews, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118084)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: Hilarious yellow locus immigrant

hope so, this job would be tight as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118103)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Nighttime rehab wagecucks

u aren't getting the job but u ended it fine xxx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118108)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Hilarious yellow locus immigrant

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118114)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: disrespectful odious lodge fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36119158)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: angry dashing mexican

hope you get it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118124)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Hilarious yellow locus immigrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118129)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Fishy fluffy regret casino

"Sluzhy trudovomy narodu"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36135025)