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Law student with $285k in debt fails bar exam for 6th time.

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-education...
marvelous regret
  05/16/18
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marvelous regret
  05/16/18
LOL
Bearded state
  05/16/18
He's only 33
unhinged motley house coffee pot
  05/16/18
That's the 400 pound hacker lying on his bed that Trump was ...
tantric locus
  05/16/18
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thirsty mexican
  05/20/18
tctp?
razzle beta weed whacker
  05/16/18
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/abbybutcher_769...
drab scourge upon the earth marketing idea
  05/16/18
JFC
aromatic demanding sanctuary
  05/20/18
holy shit
blue institution candlestick maker
  05/16/18
in all seriousness, most depressing story i've read in a whi...
Galvanic flesh stage mood
  05/16/18
Yeah. Even if its a -stein, i cant help but feel sad for him
deep aphrodisiac milk
  05/16/18
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claret multi-colored tanning salon party of the first part
  05/16/18
that fact that he is Jewish somehow makes this even worse
razzle beta weed whacker
  05/16/18
Estimate his LSAT
Hyperactive massive area gaping
  05/16/18
Sub 140. By the way: Law School Completely Wrecks Stat...
marvelous regret
  05/16/18
dude is 33? Looks 55
boyish deranged idea he suggested
  05/16/18
In all serious he’s better off
heady ape
  05/16/18
""The bar examination is passable," Arizona S...
buff curious sandwich point
  05/16/18
This is the conservative fork of the intelligence lie. No...
marvelous regret
  05/16/18
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thirsty mexican
  05/20/18
"His plight captured the attention of a husband and wif...
buff curious sandwich point
  05/16/18
It is the right of every Jew to become a lawyer
Irradiated hairy legs foreskin
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thirsty mexican
  05/20/18
Just PAYE
Bearded state
  05/16/18
...
claret multi-colored tanning salon party of the first part
  05/16/18
Samuel Goldstein
Greedy Parlor
  05/16/18
is the california bar exam really that difficult?
Charismatic Famous Landscape Painting Windowlicker
  05/16/18
i think it has the highest minimum scaled passing score in t...
thirsty mexican
  05/20/18
It used to be a 3-day mind fucking exam, but apparently it's...
Sadistic Well-lubricated Son Of Senegal
  05/20/18
cruel outing friend of mine has an older brother who fail...
Lime kink-friendly trust fund
  05/16/18
Isn't NYULS a Top 6? How does someone fail the bar from ther...
blue institution candlestick maker
  05/16/18
NEW YORK LAW SCHOOL, not NYU EDIT: can't tell if i'm bei...
Lime kink-friendly trust fund
  05/16/18
lmao
blue institution candlestick maker
  05/16/18
lmao
aromatic demanding sanctuary
  05/20/18
Even if he passes, who's going to hire this guy?
Embarrassed to the bone half-breed public bath
  05/16/18
you needn't worry about (((that)))
razzle beta weed whacker
  05/16/18
What does practicing federal law entail?
Onyx rough-skinned gaming laptop box office
  05/16/18
That is one dumb jew
swollen hairraiser love of her life school cafeteria
  05/16/18
Gots dat grit.
marvelous regret
  05/20/18
Guess how many XO accounts he has
Scarlet library
  05/20/18
odds he still gets biglaw/bigfinance jerb?
Crawly knife
  05/20/18
kind of a positive story in a way. you have a guy here whose...
Hideous philosopher-king
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Bearded state
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drab scourge upon the earth marketing idea
  05/20/18
Jewish religious communities (like most other religious comm...
Vigorous primrose digit ratio mother
  05/20/18
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Adventurous laser beams
  05/20/18
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razzle beta weed whacker
  05/20/18
Goldstein to us: Kill yourselfs
Wonderful Chocolate Whorehouse Jew
  05/20/18
he probably can get a disability exception for unlimited tim...
thirsty mexican
  05/20/18
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Vigorous primrose digit ratio mother
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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: marvelous regret

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-education/2018/05/16/arizona-summit-law-school-graduate-samuel-goldstein-ass-fucked-by-bar-exam-6-times-keeps-trying/604029002/

(That should be "law grad.")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064530)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: marvelous regret

Photo: https://files.catbox.moe/d39qh5.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064546)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: Bearded state

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064582)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: unhinged motley house coffee pot

He's only 33

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064594)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: tantric locus

That's the 400 pound hacker lying on his bed that Trump was talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064624)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: thirsty mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089308)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: razzle beta weed whacker

tctp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064970)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: drab scourge upon the earth marketing idea

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/abbybutcher_7691.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36065184)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: aromatic demanding sanctuary

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089355)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: blue institution candlestick maker

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064539)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Galvanic flesh stage mood

in all seriousness, most depressing story i've read in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064550)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: deep aphrodisiac milk

Yeah. Even if its a -stein, i cant help but feel sad for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064574)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: claret multi-colored tanning salon party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064585)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: razzle beta weed whacker

that fact that he is Jewish somehow makes this even worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36065007)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: Hyperactive massive area gaping

Estimate his LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064555)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: marvelous regret

Sub 140.

By the way:

Law School Completely Wrecks State’s Bar Exam Pass Rate, As Usual

This law school's overall passage rate was 19.8 percent.

https://abovethelaw.com/2018/05/law-school-completely-wrecks-states-bar-exam-pass-rate-as-usual/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064571)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: boyish deranged idea he suggested

dude is 33? Looks 55

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064559)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: heady ape

In all serious he’s better off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064563)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: buff curious sandwich point

""The bar examination is passable," Arizona Summit President Don Lively said. "The key determinants are grit, stamina and dedicated study.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064564)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: marvelous regret

This is the conservative fork of the intelligence lie.

No, fuck head, some people just aren't smart enough to do some things, regardless of the amount of good faith, well targeted effort they give.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064597)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: thirsty mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089314)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: buff curious sandwich point

"His plight captured the attention of a husband and wife who attend his synagogue in the Los Angeles area. He said they surprised him by giving him $1,200 toward travel expenses so he can take the exam again in July in Illinois."

Birthright extends to the bar exam, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064579)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: Irradiated hairy legs foreskin

It is the right of every Jew to become a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064602)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: thirsty mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089316)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: Bearded state

Just PAYE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064583)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: claret multi-colored tanning salon party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064595)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: Greedy Parlor

Samuel Goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064610)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: Charismatic Famous Landscape Painting Windowlicker

is the california bar exam really that difficult?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064613)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: thirsty mexican

i think it has the highest minimum scaled passing score in the country, along with delaware.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089321)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: Sadistic Well-lubricated Son Of Senegal

It used to be a 3-day mind fucking exam, but apparently it's 2 days now. By the third day, you just want to killself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089341)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Lime kink-friendly trust fund

cruel outing

friend of mine has an older brother who failed the NYS bar like five or so times after going to NYLS. he's a really fun, personable guy with drinking/drug issues. likely manic/depressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064620)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: blue institution candlestick maker

Isn't NYULS a Top 6? How does someone fail the bar from there? URM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064634)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: Lime kink-friendly trust fund

NEW YORK LAW SCHOOL, not NYU

EDIT: can't tell if i'm being penn state ivy league trolled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064642)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: blue institution candlestick maker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064674)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: aromatic demanding sanctuary

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089369)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone half-breed public bath

Even if he passes, who's going to hire this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064836)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: razzle beta weed whacker

you needn't worry about (((that)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36065013)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Onyx rough-skinned gaming laptop box office

What does practicing federal law entail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064909)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: swollen hairraiser love of her life school cafeteria

That is one dumb jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36065486)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: marvelous regret

Gots dat grit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36088285)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Scarlet library

Guess how many XO accounts he has

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36088290)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: Crawly knife

odds he still gets biglaw/bigfinance jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36088310)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Hideous philosopher-king

kind of a positive story in a way. you have a guy here whose professional life is a trainwreck. He has nearly $300k in student loan debt, which he could not pay on a 200 year plan, and he is going to fail the bar a 7th time. He is in his mid-30s and hasn't started any type of career and never will.

xo poasters ask if they should kill themselves if they haven't amassed $200k by 25. but look at goldstein: he is well fed, clothed, has a support group (synagogue), and the article mentions his friends. He is probably mentally in a better place than a lot of posters. and modern america just doesn't let you starve to death on the street. His life, overall, is pretty good if he can psychologically distance himself from the debt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36088330)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 12:53 AM
Author: Bearded state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36088415)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 2:15 AM
Author: drab scourge upon the earth marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36088689)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 2:45 AM
Author: Vigorous primrose digit ratio mother

Jewish religious communities (like most other religious communities) also have trouble attracting men interested in being involved, leading to a lot of religious women who can't find a religious man to pair off with. Coupled with fertility timing issues, his stock is a lot higher than you might think based on the photos. If he finally gets lucky this time and passes, overly innocent women who mistakenly think that "Lawyer" = "Money" might be competing for him.

XO Poaster: Dinged by bumble 5.

It's just another example of an idea that has been stated various times/ways but in English: "The world is a comedy to those that think; a tragedy to those that feel."

Our profiled friend doesn't understand that quote, how it applies to this situation, or in all likelihood how difficult it can be to accurately cite the first person who articulated an idea. But virtuous women are going to be competing over him sooner than you might think, so I guess the joke is fucking on us. And by us I mean me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36088751)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: Adventurous laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089351)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: razzle beta weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089302)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Wonderful Chocolate Whorehouse Jew

Goldstein to us: Kill yourselfs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089317)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:51 AM
Author: thirsty mexican

he probably can get a disability exception for unlimited time. those cross-eyes can't make reading the questions easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089327)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Vigorous primrose digit ratio mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36092719)