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Solo being trashed in reviews.

If the goal here was to really understand how a brash kid fr...
Flushed Titillating Base Sneaky Criminal
  05/16/18
lol at the SJW reviewer complaining that the film is racist ...
appetizing stage deer antler
  05/16/18
Thats the first time I’ve heard someone say TPM is racist
Gay floppy church filthpig
  05/16/18
wtf you've never heard about TPM being racist, like the hook...
Bearded Generalized Bond Range
  05/17/18
Lol I guess I ignored all that shit back then. Life was so m...
Gay floppy church filthpig
  05/17/18
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dun ratface
  05/17/18
jar jar and the asian fish guys r racist 2 shitlibs.
Flushed Titillating Base Sneaky Criminal
  05/16/18
Now you’re racist for not previously noticing
Bateful Nursing Home Brethren
  05/16/18
Pretty much everything made before 2016 is racist now.
aquamarine cruel-hearted point really tough guy
  05/16/18
this is insanity
swashbuckling rough-skinned candlestick maker
  05/16/18
Enjoy!
Pearl motley center
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haunting adventurous stead
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seedy hideous roommate
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pungent water buffalo
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Stubborn Supple Masturbator
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Judgmental Main People
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House-broken Liquid Oxygen Azn
  05/17/18
I think the trade federation guys were also Asian
Galvanic Coral Whorehouse Volcanic Crater
  05/16/18
hook nose desert dweller who liked to scam people and welch ...
Bearded Generalized Bond Range
  05/17/18
More like The Phantom Racist, amirite?
Offensive mad cow disease
  05/16/18
if they hate it that means it might actually be decent
seedy hideous roommate
  05/16/18
cr. mixed reviews means it's probably gonna be decent.
Comical Personal Credit Line
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Nofapping dull locale dragon
  05/16/18
my immediate thought
odious metal shrine
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rusted clown
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House-broken Liquid Oxygen Azn
  05/17/18
so that means it might be ok?
swashbuckling rough-skinned candlestick maker
  05/16/18
I wouldn't put money on that.
Flushed Titillating Base Sneaky Criminal
  05/16/18
Let me guess the critics’ consensus: “The whole thing is tra...
Bateful Nursing Home Brethren
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Scarlet lodge
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donald glover is legit tho even if shitlibs try to make him ...
Comical Personal Credit Line
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Nofapping dull locale dragon
  05/16/18
Thought this was about a solo practitioner and I was like fu...
Excitant Insecure Site
  05/16/18
thought it was some Yelp flame war
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Confused 180 Office Stock Car
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"Responsive but has nothing worth saying. Still got my ...
Laughsome Persian
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Chest-beating territorial indirect expression
  05/16/18
I thought this even after I read the first review in the OP ...
Blue Step-uncle's House Depressive
  05/16/18
lol, same here
Harsh Indian Lodge Private Investor
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Charismatic theater
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Harsh Indian Lodge Private Investor
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Bateful Nursing Home Brethren
  05/17/18
Fuck Star Wars, let it die
Offensive mad cow disease
  05/16/18
so they took a movie character famous for having awesome one...
mentally impaired khaki juggernaut tattoo
  05/17/18
"Solo is less a movie than it’s that page in Highlights...
Mind-boggling naked corner
  05/17/18
lol
boyish garrison
  05/17/18
What the fuck is the criteria for evaluating whether a movie...
boyish garrison
  05/17/18
I’m sure it sucks but LOL at critics feeling free to tee off...
electric bronze school
  05/17/18
Leave Schlossberg ALONE
jet double fault regret
  05/17/18


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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Flushed Titillating Base Sneaky Criminal

If the goal here was to really understand how a brash kid from a backwater planet became an amoral smuggler, Solo failed.

– Matt Singer, ScreenCrush

Solo is the first Star Wars film in recent memory that feels like it’s selling something… Solo merely exists to set up more Solo movies. And it shows.

– Chris Evangelista, Slashfilm

[It] isn’t a stand-alone film so much as a corporate directive made flesh, a quarterly earnings report in a vest and black leather boots.

– Sam Adams, Slate

Solo is less a movie than it’s that page in Highlights Magazine that makes you feel good for finding the chair and the bicycle in the hidden picture.

– Alonso Duralde, The Wrap

There’s a sense of laziness in the film’s story structure that keeps it bogged down like a car trying to get out of a ditch. The wheels are spinning but it’s not going anywhere.

– Clayton Davis, Awards Circuit

Some of the unthinking racism that damaged The Phantom Menace returns here… and the longer the film goes on, the clearer it becomes that Solo, like many a Star Wars film before it, is not too interested in women.

– Matt Zoller Seitz, RogerEbert.com

Solo is the most intimate, ground-level Star Wars movie we’ve ever gotten.

– Angie Han, Mashable

Solo isn’t the worst Star Wars movie—your record is safe, The Phantom Menace — just the one with the least compelling reason to exist.

– Sam Adams, Slate

It’s the best goddamn Star Wars film released under the Mouse House. Better yet, it’s the most fun anyone has had in this far, far away galaxy since [the Reagan era].

– Michael Roffman, Consequence of Sound

The first dud of the new series.

– Rafer Guzman, Newsday

This might also be the least epic Star Wars movie to date.

– Alonso Duralde, The Wrap

The creature and set design in Solo are some of the best we’ve ever seen in Star Wars.

– Germain Lussier, io9

Solo was the first Star Wars movie in a long time that gave me anything like the light-hearted thrill I first felt seeing A New Hope as a kid.

– Kaila Hale-Stern, The Mary Sue

This is going 2 b a shitshow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066225)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: appetizing stage deer antler

lol at the SJW reviewer complaining that the film is racist and "doesn't like women too much." Also, why is he alleging that The Phantom Menace is racist? There is nothing racist about The Phantom Menace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066241)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Gay floppy church filthpig

Thats the first time I’ve heard someone say TPM is racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066247)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Bearded Generalized Bond Range

wtf you've never heard about TPM being racist, like the hook nose scammer who lives in the middle ea—i mean the desert

or the big swinging dicks who do trade with the asian accents

or jar jar being played like a nignog

this was all talked about right when it came out, it's not SJW stuff, it predates that shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067038)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Gay floppy church filthpig

Lol I guess I ignored all that shit back then. Life was so much more pleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36068825)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: dun ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36068983)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Flushed Titillating Base Sneaky Criminal

jar jar and the asian fish guys r racist 2 shitlibs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066249)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Bateful Nursing Home Brethren

Now you’re racist for not previously noticing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066266)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: aquamarine cruel-hearted point really tough guy

Pretty much everything made before 2016 is racist now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066389)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling rough-skinned candlestick maker

this is insanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066394)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: Pearl motley center

Enjoy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066398)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: Pearl motley center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066396)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: haunting adventurous stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066503)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: seedy hideous roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066704)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: pungent water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067091)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:08 AM
Author: Stubborn Supple Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067325)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: Judgmental Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067425)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: House-broken Liquid Oxygen Azn



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: Galvanic Coral Whorehouse Volcanic Crater

I think the trade federation guys were also Asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066674)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Bearded Generalized Bond Range

hook nose desert dweller who liked to scam people and welch on deals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067043)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: Offensive mad cow disease

More like The Phantom Racist, amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066683)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: seedy hideous roommate

if they hate it that means it might actually be decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066243)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: Comical Personal Credit Line

cr. mixed reviews means it's probably gonna be decent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066515)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: Nofapping dull locale dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066586)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: odious metal shrine

my immediate thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066598)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: rusted clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067540)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: House-broken Liquid Oxygen Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36068495)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling rough-skinned candlestick maker

so that means it might be ok?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066246)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: Flushed Titillating Base Sneaky Criminal

I wouldn't put money on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066262)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Bateful Nursing Home Brethren

Let me guess the critics’ consensus: “The whole thing is trash but Donald Glover is great.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066272)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: cheese-eating yapping jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066403)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: Scarlet lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066513)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Comical Personal Credit Line

donald glover is legit tho even if shitlibs try to make him a token for whatever they want black people to be in their shitlib white minds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066521)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: Nofapping dull locale dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066588)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: Excitant Insecure Site

Thought this was about a solo practitioner and I was like fuck, you still have to put up with performance reviews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066599)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:43 PM
Author: walnut coffee pot codepig

thought it was some Yelp flame war

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066609)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Confused 180 Office Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36068478)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:48 PM
Author: Laughsome Persian

"Responsive but has nothing worth saying. Still got my license suspended."

- boozluvr69, Yelp.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066636)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: Chest-beating territorial indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066640)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:52 PM
Author: Blue Step-uncle's House Depressive

I thought this even after I read the first review in the OP above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066653)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: Harsh Indian Lodge Private Investor

lol, same here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067357)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:19 AM
Author: Charismatic theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067351)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: Harsh Indian Lodge Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067356)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Bateful Nursing Home Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36068767)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: Offensive mad cow disease

Fuck Star Wars, let it die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066689)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:50 AM
Author: mentally impaired khaki juggernaut tattoo

so they took a movie character famous for having awesome one liners and generally being a boorish apex alpha loner chad, shrunk him, de-sexualized him, feminized him, made him rely on his team, and made him only say and do gay shit? and this was all conceived by a roomful of fat women who live in Beverly Hills?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067103)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:06 AM
Author: Mind-boggling naked corner

"Solo is less a movie than it’s that page in Highlights Magazine that makes you feel good for finding the chair and the bicycle in the hidden picture."

imagine the smug smirk on the millennial fag writer's face upon composing this ridiculous line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067307)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:11 AM
Author: boyish garrison

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067414)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: boyish garrison

What the fuck is the criteria for evaluating whether a movie is "essential"

We are talking about cartoon entertainment aimed largely at children. See it and enjoy it if you so want. No pop culture is "essential" despite these dipshit writers attempting to "inject" it into the "national conversation" or whatever the fuck.

That goes for Black Panther too (which had its moments but also had some weird incomprehensible shit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067418)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:20 AM
Author: electric bronze school

I’m sure it sucks but LOL at critics feeling free to tee off on this one because it’s about a FUCKING WHITE MALE! While we have to read positive reviews of SPS Diversity Wars installments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067427)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: jet double fault regret

Leave Schlossberg ALONE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36068489)