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Solo being trashed in reviews.

If the goal here was to really understand how a brash kid fr...
Arousing mewling legal warrant
  05/16/18
lol at the SJW reviewer complaining that the film is racist ...
zippy tattoo
  05/16/18
Thats the first time I’ve heard someone say TPM is racist
Henna crawly preventive strike base
  05/16/18
wtf you've never heard about TPM being racist, like the hook...
bearded ladyboy cumskin
  05/17/18
Lol I guess I ignored all that shit back then. Life was so m...
Henna crawly preventive strike base
  05/17/18
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talented people who are hurt stage
  05/17/18
jar jar and the asian fish guys r racist 2 shitlibs.
Arousing mewling legal warrant
  05/16/18
Now you’re racist for not previously noticing
Metal public bath toilet seat
  05/16/18
Pretty much everything made before 2016 is racist now.
provocative frisky kitty house
  05/16/18
this is insanity
crystalline drunken box office
  05/16/18
Enjoy!
sapphire school cafeteria
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Dashing Quadroon Range
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Sooty big site boistinker
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citrine forum affirmative action
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I think the trade federation guys were also Asian
Racy puppy
  05/16/18
hook nose desert dweller who liked to scam people and welch ...
bearded ladyboy cumskin
  05/17/18
More like The Phantom Racist, amirite?
massive beady-eyed set mood
  05/16/18
if they hate it that means it might actually be decent
Cerise French Chef
  05/16/18
cr. mixed reviews means it's probably gonna be decent.
disturbing location
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High-end lascivious volcanic crater property
  05/16/18
my immediate thought
Heady school juggernaut
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Offensive plaza
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citrine forum affirmative action
  05/17/18
so that means it might be ok?
crystalline drunken box office
  05/16/18
I wouldn't put money on that.
Arousing mewling legal warrant
  05/16/18
Let me guess the critics’ consensus: “The whole thing is tra...
Metal public bath toilet seat
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electric boiling water selfie
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donald glover is legit tho even if shitlibs try to make him ...
disturbing location
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High-end lascivious volcanic crater property
  05/16/18
Thought this was about a solo practitioner and I was like fu...
Brass tripping round eye personal credit line
  05/16/18
thought it was some Yelp flame war
alcoholic love of her life haunted graveyard
  05/16/18
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Cream twinkling uncleanness pocket flask
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"Responsive but has nothing worth saying. Still got my ...
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sable cuck fanboi
  05/16/18
I thought this even after I read the first review in the OP ...
Comical useless corner nibblets
  05/16/18
lol, same here
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exciting indecent cuckoldry stain
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navy toaster
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Metal public bath toilet seat
  05/17/18
Fuck Star Wars, let it die
massive beady-eyed set mood
  05/16/18
so they took a movie character famous for having awesome one...
Aromatic really tough guy
  05/17/18
"Solo is less a movie than it’s that page in Highlights...
self-absorbed liquid oxygen jew
  05/17/18
lol
Floppy Brilliant Temple
  05/17/18
What the fuck is the criteria for evaluating whether a movie...
Floppy Brilliant Temple
  05/17/18
I’m sure it sucks but LOL at critics feeling free to tee off...
Jet Theater Stage Double Fault
  05/17/18
Leave Schlossberg ALONE
Titillating space patrolman
  05/17/18


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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Arousing mewling legal warrant

If the goal here was to really understand how a brash kid from a backwater planet became an amoral smuggler, Solo failed.

– Matt Singer, ScreenCrush

Solo is the first Star Wars film in recent memory that feels like it’s selling something… Solo merely exists to set up more Solo movies. And it shows.

– Chris Evangelista, Slashfilm

[It] isn’t a stand-alone film so much as a corporate directive made flesh, a quarterly earnings report in a vest and black leather boots.

– Sam Adams, Slate

Solo is less a movie than it’s that page in Highlights Magazine that makes you feel good for finding the chair and the bicycle in the hidden picture.

– Alonso Duralde, The Wrap

There’s a sense of laziness in the film’s story structure that keeps it bogged down like a car trying to get out of a ditch. The wheels are spinning but it’s not going anywhere.

– Clayton Davis, Awards Circuit

Some of the unthinking racism that damaged The Phantom Menace returns here… and the longer the film goes on, the clearer it becomes that Solo, like many a Star Wars film before it, is not too interested in women.

– Matt Zoller Seitz, RogerEbert.com

Solo is the most intimate, ground-level Star Wars movie we’ve ever gotten.

– Angie Han, Mashable

Solo isn’t the worst Star Wars movie—your record is safe, The Phantom Menace — just the one with the least compelling reason to exist.

– Sam Adams, Slate

It’s the best goddamn Star Wars film released under the Mouse House. Better yet, it’s the most fun anyone has had in this far, far away galaxy since [the Reagan era].

– Michael Roffman, Consequence of Sound

The first dud of the new series.

– Rafer Guzman, Newsday

This might also be the least epic Star Wars movie to date.

– Alonso Duralde, The Wrap

The creature and set design in Solo are some of the best we’ve ever seen in Star Wars.

– Germain Lussier, io9

Solo was the first Star Wars movie in a long time that gave me anything like the light-hearted thrill I first felt seeing A New Hope as a kid.

– Kaila Hale-Stern, The Mary Sue

This is going 2 b a shitshow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066225)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: zippy tattoo

lol at the SJW reviewer complaining that the film is racist and "doesn't like women too much." Also, why is he alleging that The Phantom Menace is racist? There is nothing racist about The Phantom Menace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066241)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Henna crawly preventive strike base

Thats the first time I’ve heard someone say TPM is racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066247)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: bearded ladyboy cumskin

wtf you've never heard about TPM being racist, like the hook nose scammer who lives in the middle ea—i mean the desert

or the big swinging dicks who do trade with the asian accents

or jar jar being played like a nignog

this was all talked about right when it came out, it's not SJW stuff, it predates that shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067038)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Henna crawly preventive strike base

Lol I guess I ignored all that shit back then. Life was so much more pleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36068825)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: talented people who are hurt stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36068983)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Arousing mewling legal warrant

jar jar and the asian fish guys r racist 2 shitlibs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066249)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Metal public bath toilet seat

Now you’re racist for not previously noticing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066266)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: provocative frisky kitty house

Pretty much everything made before 2016 is racist now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066389)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: crystalline drunken box office

this is insanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066394)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: sapphire school cafeteria

Enjoy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066398)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: sapphire school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066396)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: Dashing Quadroon Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066503)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Cerise French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066704)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: Saffron cowardly abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067091)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:08 AM
Author: chest-beating business firm useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067325)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: Sooty big site boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067425)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: citrine forum affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36068492)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: Racy puppy

I think the trade federation guys were also Asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066674)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: bearded ladyboy cumskin

hook nose desert dweller who liked to scam people and welch on deals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067043)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: massive beady-eyed set mood

More like The Phantom Racist, amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066683)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Cerise French Chef

if they hate it that means it might actually be decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066243)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: disturbing location

cr. mixed reviews means it's probably gonna be decent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066515)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: High-end lascivious volcanic crater property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066586)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: Heady school juggernaut

my immediate thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066598)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Offensive plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067540)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: citrine forum affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36068495)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: crystalline drunken box office

so that means it might be ok?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066246)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: Arousing mewling legal warrant

I wouldn't put money on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066262)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Metal public bath toilet seat

Let me guess the critics’ consensus: “The whole thing is trash but Donald Glover is great.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066272)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: Tantric clown station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066403)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: electric boiling water selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066513)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: disturbing location

donald glover is legit tho even if shitlibs try to make him a token for whatever they want black people to be in their shitlib white minds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066521)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: High-end lascivious volcanic crater property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066588)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: Brass tripping round eye personal credit line

Thought this was about a solo practitioner and I was like fuck, you still have to put up with performance reviews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066599)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:43 PM
Author: alcoholic love of her life haunted graveyard

thought it was some Yelp flame war

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066609)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Cream twinkling uncleanness pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36068478)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible Carnelian Whorehouse

"Responsive but has nothing worth saying. Still got my license suspended."

- boozluvr69, Yelp.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066636)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: sable cuck fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066640)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:52 PM
Author: Comical useless corner nibblets

I thought this even after I read the first review in the OP above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066653)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: navy toaster

lol, same here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067357)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:19 AM
Author: exciting indecent cuckoldry stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067351)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: navy toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067356)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Metal public bath toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36068767)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: massive beady-eyed set mood

Fuck Star Wars, let it die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066689)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:50 AM
Author: Aromatic really tough guy

so they took a movie character famous for having awesome one liners and generally being a boorish apex alpha loner chad, shrunk him, de-sexualized him, feminized him, made him rely on his team, and made him only say and do gay shit? and this was all conceived by a roomful of fat women who live in Beverly Hills?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067103)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:06 AM
Author: self-absorbed liquid oxygen jew

"Solo is less a movie than it’s that page in Highlights Magazine that makes you feel good for finding the chair and the bicycle in the hidden picture."

imagine the smug smirk on the millennial fag writer's face upon composing this ridiculous line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067307)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:11 AM
Author: Floppy Brilliant Temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067414)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: Floppy Brilliant Temple

What the fuck is the criteria for evaluating whether a movie is "essential"

We are talking about cartoon entertainment aimed largely at children. See it and enjoy it if you so want. No pop culture is "essential" despite these dipshit writers attempting to "inject" it into the "national conversation" or whatever the fuck.

That goes for Black Panther too (which had its moments but also had some weird incomprehensible shit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067418)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:20 AM
Author: Jet Theater Stage Double Fault

I’m sure it sucks but LOL at critics feeling free to tee off on this one because it’s about a FUCKING WHITE MALE! While we have to read positive reviews of SPS Diversity Wars installments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067427)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Titillating space patrolman

Leave Schlossberg ALONE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36068489)