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Improved exercise + diet in part to motivate wife - now in best shape of my life

Started eating better, taking bullshit apple cider vinegar i...
shimmering trip jew
  05/17/18
Good job on improving yourself. Very easy to get fat and unh...
onyx vibrant fat ankles
  05/17/18
Also explain the vinegar. You take a shot? Why?
onyx vibrant fat ankles
  05/17/18
no I pour 2 tablespoons (1 oz) of vinegar into 8-10 oz of wa...
shimmering trip jew
  05/17/18
do you eat anything for breakfast and/or lunch?
soul-stirring rambunctious stain business firm
  05/17/18
no breakfast, a normal unhealthy lunch, and a smallish healt...
shimmering trip jew
  05/17/18
Lol so your biggest meal of the day is unhealthy?
brindle locus newt
  05/17/18
if I ate healthy meals all the time and stopped getting ston...
shimmering trip jew
  05/18/18
180. How out of shape has your wife gotten? Have you bro...
Infuriating Magenta Theater Stage
  05/17/18
she hasn't really gotten out of shape. maybe 6-7 pounds sin...
shimmering trip jew
  05/17/18
No reason for her to get in shape if she’s getting knocked u...
Greedy Slap-happy Dingle Berry
  05/18/18
Tell us more about this apple cider vinegar And stop smok...
Wild vivacious national
  05/17/18
pot helps me sleep and is superior to drinking every night w...
shimmering trip jew
  05/17/18
Both are trash
Insanely creepy adulterous friendly grandma
  05/18/18
(substance abuser)
pale sick field national security agency
  05/18/18
How strong were you at your strongest, what age was that and...
Razzle-dazzle Stage
  05/17/18
my strongest ever squat was 405, DL was 500 and bench was 31...
shimmering trip jew
  05/17/18
earl, I'm gunning for a sub 19 minute 5k time this summer. W...
glittery impertinent puppy
  05/17/18
my PR 5K was 20:08 about 5 years ago. I ran one in 20:20 la...
shimmering trip jew
  05/17/18
okay I need to make sure I beat you since we are similar hei...
glittery impertinent puppy
  05/17/18
If you're really running 5 reps of 6 minute mile "warm ...
diverse stag film multi-billionaire
  05/18/18
Theory: running is painful and terrible because it bad. Eati...
cerebral nursing home kitty cat
  05/17/18
...
unhinged ruddy pozpig
  05/17/18
Theory: I will fucking murder you
glittery impertinent puppy
  05/17/18
Running is great for the cardiovascular system which makes f...
Razzle bawdyhouse
  05/17/18
Wrong paradigm. We want to avoid having our endothelium atro...
cerebral nursing home kitty cat
  05/17/18
you've seen me, do I look like shit? I also don't run more ...
shimmering trip jew
  05/17/18
You're totally chiseled I came.
cerebral nursing home kitty cat
  05/17/18
lol, never change
Odious address dysfunction
  05/17/18
Never understood people who enjoyed running. Sprints and/or ...
Amethyst house jap
  05/18/18
I call bullshit on your lifting #'s, but still 180 overall.
Zombie-like autistic native
  05/17/18
IMPRESSIVE STATS EARL
outnumbered aqua shrine
  05/17/18
lol fatty
unholy trailer park clown
  05/17/18
(twink)
outnumbered aqua shrine
  05/17/18
I'm ripped, faggot.
unholy trailer park clown
  05/17/18
doubtful
outnumbered aqua shrine
  05/17/18
Good job, earl. You still do mostly low rep work?
Flushed home chad
  05/17/18
yeah still three sets of five for everything.
shimmering trip jew
  05/18/18
What are your daily macros
brindle locus newt
  05/17/18
you have 180 genes
unhinged ruddy pozpig
  05/17/18
i acknowledge that I am very lucky in that regard. No glass...
shimmering trip jew
  05/18/18
honestly, if i could get laid as much as i do without liftin...
amber space
  05/17/18
This thread is now about nyuug
Wild vivacious national
  05/17/18
lifting is a means to an end. lifting -> pussy while a...
amber space
  05/18/18
if you ever get a real job in an office environment you will...
shimmering trip jew
  05/18/18
...
glittery impertinent puppy
  05/18/18
By the way, I did 18 good form pull ups today AFTER dead lif...
shimmering trip jew
  05/18/18
what kind of candy?
Swollen irradiated hall
  05/18/18
u: dieting for her. her: eating for darnell.
motley state masturbator
  05/18/18
has shaming your wife into getting in shape like this ever w...
floppy idiot rehab
  05/18/18
it gets the guy in great shape. so...yeah?
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  05/18/18
never.
shimmering trip jew
  05/18/18
earl, where do you work out and how much do you pay for the ...
Exciting cocky theater sex offender
  05/18/18
24 hr fitness. I pay $100 per YEAR.
shimmering trip jew
  05/18/18
Have you ever been to equinox?
brindle locus newt
  05/18/18
I thought about doing a tour, but lol - I am not paying $300...
shimmering trip jew
  05/18/18
but isnt 24 hour fitness super packed all the time? esp comp...
Exciting cocky theater sex offender
  05/18/18
not sure, I have never been to equinox. 24 is annoyingly cr...
shimmering trip jew
  05/23/18
what's your mile time? if you're busting out 400s at 12mph, ...
boyish poppy alpha
  05/18/18
If he's running 5xmile at 6 mins then 200m jogging rest and ...
diverse stag film multi-billionaire
  05/18/18
5x400 at 75 with 200m jog is quite nearly sub-5 territory. a...
boyish poppy alpha
  05/18/18
...
glittery impertinent puppy
  05/18/18
Sorry I am not running the mile warm up X 5. I am running a...
shimmering trip jew
  05/18/18
LJL who fucking cares about mile times man
outnumbered aqua shrine
  05/18/18
isn't he 6'4? I'm calling bs on a 32" waist. My body...
Splenetic codepig
  05/18/18
earl is a golden god
floppy idiot rehab
  05/18/18
sup pradeep
pale sick field national security agency
  05/18/18
sup
Splenetic codepig
  05/18/18
what are you thoughts on non-running forms of cardio, eg row...
Shaky depressive
  05/18/18
The best exercise is the kind you actually do, so do what yo...
Mauve resort lettuce
  05/18/18
I do glass of water mixed with Turmeric+Lemon Juice in the m...
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  05/18/18
Shit you make me want to stop drinking and start smoking
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  05/18/18
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  05/18/18
XO fitness threads are always good for lols
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  05/18/18
do you drink? make sure to slap her ass when having sex. ...
Erotic electric chapel associate
  05/18/18
earl definitely was downing beers at the xo meet up
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  05/18/18
180. Alt-F4 that body fat. My gym has a Torque Fitness T...
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  05/18/18
does candy have a big dick
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  05/18/18
I taste the rainbow.
shimmering trip jew
  05/18/18
wow this seems prescient Reply Favorite Date: Janu...
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  05/18/18
180
shimmering trip jew
  05/18/18
holy shit wow
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  05/18/18
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  05/18/18
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  05/23/18
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Flushed home chad
  05/18/18
man if you're not training for the iron man or using your ne...
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  05/18/18
earl, does your body COMMAND RESPECT in your profession? can...
exhilarant kitchen pisswyrm
  05/18/18
If you had a stretch of only 40 hour work weeks (that is, it...
Jet-lagged Circlehead
  05/18/18
I thought Earl was permanently ripped and jacked. Did I miss...
180 low-t double fault
  05/18/18
The acetic acid in vinegar surpresses the insulin response t...
frozen underhanded casino crotch
  05/18/18
should we all get on this vinegar tip?
glittery impertinent puppy
  05/18/18
I want to try now
Mauve resort lettuce
  05/18/18
me too
glittery impertinent puppy
  05/18/18
https://nutritionfacts.org/topics/vinegar/
cerebral nursing home kitty cat
  05/18/18
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unhinged ruddy pozpig
  05/23/18
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glittery impertinent puppy
  05/23/18
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  05/23/18


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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: shimmering trip jew

Started eating better, taking bullshit apple cider vinegar in the morning, and running about 8 weeks ago before a trip to Hawaii with my wife. Kept it up after the trip.

Went from 213 to 200 pounds. Had to buy 32 waist jeans for the first time since 11th grade.

I can still squat 315 and DL 405 for reps. Benching 245 and OHP 155 for reps. Can do around 18-19 pull ups.

And I can run forever without getting tired. Run a warm up mile between 9.5 and 10 mph and then run HIIT at 12 mph for 400 meters followed by a 5 mph quick walk for 200 meters. Repeat 5 times.

Feeling great, can play basketball hard without getting winded, look better and actually lost some body fat. Blood pressure and resting pulse went down a little too.

Wife used the treadmill twice I think and gives me dirty looks when I don't want dessert.

By the way this bullshit apple cider vinegar does seem to suppress carb cravings to some extent. I have no cut out carbs (in fact I still eat candy at night while high) but it's maybe helped me cut total carbs by 50% maybe without any other changes in lifestyle or missing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072254)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: onyx vibrant fat ankles

Good job on improving yourself. Very easy to get fat and unhealthy past thirty. Especially working a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072262)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: onyx vibrant fat ankles

Also explain the vinegar. You take a shot? Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072268)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: shimmering trip jew

no I pour 2 tablespoons (1 oz) of vinegar into 8-10 oz of water. This effectively reduces the pH from 3.5 to 4.5 which turns it from pretty acidic to basically sprite. I water it down to avoid possible damage to my teeth and esophagus from repeated ingestion of acid.

I have no idea what it does, or how it does it. It may be all bro science in my head, but I do feel that I have no carb cravings at least until 4 pm or so when I take vinegar in the morning. It may have other health benefits, but I got into the habit of it and it hasn't hurt.

I don't want to push it like I push fiber, cause it might very well be bullshit - but for whatever reason it has accompanied positive change in how I look and feel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072334)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring rambunctious stain business firm

do you eat anything for breakfast and/or lunch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072449)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: shimmering trip jew

no breakfast, a normal unhealthy lunch, and a smallish healthy dinner (with wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36073274)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: brindle locus newt

Lol so your biggest meal of the day is unhealthy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36073278)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: shimmering trip jew

if I ate healthy meals all the time and stopped getting stoned and eating candy at night I would lose 20 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075079)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: Infuriating Magenta Theater Stage

180.

How out of shape has your wife gotten? Have you broached the subject with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072273)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: shimmering trip jew

she hasn't really gotten out of shape. maybe 6-7 pounds since we met 6 years ago - but she eats too many sweets (so do i) and does not exercise enough. Her mom is also overweight so while she looks totally fine now, I don't want it to be an okay habit of gaining 1-2 pounds every year forever and next thing you know you are 50 and fat with diabeetus and can't come hiking with me.

Its a sensitive subject for any woman and hard to broach without seeming like a shithead. Also the fact that I am blessed with an exceptional natural metabolism and love candy doesn't help because I can't just remove all shitty food from the house.

I just want to avoid the inevitable yearly weight gain plys 7-10 pounds with each kid if we have kids. She has a small frame so she cant gain 20 pounds like NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072377)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Greedy Slap-happy Dingle Berry

No reason for her to get in shape if she’s getting knocked up soon...speaking of which, you’re turning 40 soon so no more stalling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077136)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: Wild vivacious national

Tell us more about this apple cider vinegar

And stop smoking pot you degenerate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072276)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: shimmering trip jew

pot helps me sleep and is superior to drinking every night which I no longer do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072382)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Insanely creepy adulterous friendly grandma

Both are trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36074831)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: pale sick field national security agency

(substance abuser)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075971)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage

How strong were you at your strongest, what age was that and what did you weigh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072309)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: shimmering trip jew

my strongest ever squat was 405, DL was 500 and bench was 315. That was in 2010 (31) and I weighed maybe 220 at the time. I could not run or play basketball very effectively at that weight. I had gone on the texas method and gained a lot of strength and a lot of weight quickly.

Now my squat and deadlift are about the same strength - my reps are exactly the same. My form is better - I think my body adopted to having strong legs and back without the extra weight because I did not start squatting seriously until 2006 or 2007 (shortly before teaching nyuug).

I've been benching my whole life so I think my upper body strength has plateaued relatively to my ability at any weight. I definitely can't bench 315 - maybe not even 290 now. But I would need to gain serious mass to do that, and it's not worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072464)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: glittery impertinent puppy

earl, I'm gunning for a sub 19 minute 5k time this summer. What's your PR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072313)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: shimmering trip jew

my PR 5K was 20:08 about 5 years ago. I ran one in 20:20 last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072494)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: glittery impertinent puppy

okay I need to make sure I beat you since we are similar height and weight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072509)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: diverse stag film multi-billionaire

If you're really running 5 reps of 6 minute mile "warm ups", and then 75 sec quarters with only 200m jogging rest then you are easily in sub 18 minute 5k shape, but I'm inclined to think you fudged the pace or the rest a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076025)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: cerebral nursing home kitty cat

Theory: running is painful and terrible because it bad. Eating, sleep, and sex are pleasureable because your body wants you to do them. Why is your body constantly crying out for mercy for you to stop whenever you run?

1. Running will not result in weight loss. You just do not burn nearly enough calories exercising to make headway past a terrible diet. You also stimulate your appetite which if involves eating more terrible shit, which it does, just immediately cancels it out.

"What we put in our mouths is most important. For example, to walk off the calories found in single pat of butter, you’d have to add an extra 700 yards to your stroll that evening. A quarter-mile jog for each sardine we put in our mouth—and that’s just the edible part. And those who choose to eat two chicken legs better get out on their own two legs, and run an extra three miles that day to outrun weight gain. And that’s for steamed chicken; skin removed."

https://nutritionfacts.org/video/diet-or-exercise-whats-more-important-for-weight-loss/

2. Running is inherently dangerous and injuries cannot be avoided:

The data suggests up to 79 percent of all runners are injured every year,” says Stephen Messier, the director of the J. B. Snow Biomechanics Laboratory at Wake Forest University. “What’s more, those figures have been consistent since the 1970s.” Messier is currently 11 months into a study for the U.S. Army and estimates that 40 percent of his 200 subjects will be hurt within a year. “It’s become a serious public health crisis.

Nothing seems able to check it: not cross-training, not stretching, not $400 custom-molded orthotics, not even softer surfaces. And those special running shoes everyone thinks he needs? In 40 years, no study has ever shown that they do anything to reduce injuries. On the contrary, the U.S. Army’s Public Health Command concluded in a report in 2010, drawing on three large-scale studies of thousands of military personnel, that using shoes tailored to individual foot shapes had “little influence on injuries.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/06/magazine/running-christopher-mcdougall.html

3. Running prematurely ages you. It's not your imagination: marathon runners look terrible:

Could exercise be creating harmful free radicals? Oxidizing glucose to produce energy for our bodies is messy, creating free radicals the way cars burning their fuel produce combustion by-products out the exhaust. This happens even if we’re just idling, living our day-to-day lives. What if we rev our bodies up and start exercising and really start burning fuel? Then we create more free radicals, more oxidative stress, and so, need to eat even more antioxidant-rich foods.

Why do we care about oxidative stress? Well, it’s “implicated in virtually every known human disease and there is an increasing body of evidence linking free radical production to the process of aging.” Why? Because free radicals can damage DNA, our very genetic code. Well, if free radicals damage DNA, and exercise creates free radicals, does exercise damage our DNA if we don’t have enough antioxidants in our system to douse the radicals? Yes, in fact, ultra-marathoners show evidence of DNA damage in about 10% of their cells tested during a race, which may last for up to two weeks after a marathon. But what about just short bouts of exercise? We didn’t know until recently.

After just five minutes of moderate or intense cycling we can get an uptick in DNA damage. We think it’s the oxidative stress, but “regardless of the mechanism of exercise-induced DNA damage” the fact that a very short bout of high-intensity exercise can cause an increase in damage to DNA is a cause for concern.

https://nutritionfacts.org/2014/05/13/preloading-with-watercress-before-exercise/

4. Running doesn't make up for later inactivity:

And, what’s crazy is that “the time spent sitting was independently associated with total mortality, regardless of physical activity level.” Heart disease mortality was significantly elevated—even in people who otherwise exercised regularly. So, just going to the gym after your desk job may not eliminate the risks of sitting around all day. It’s something our bodies never evolved to do.

https://nutritionfacts.org/video/standing-up-for-your-health/

5. Running is solitary. Injuries and oxidative stress can be overlooked to build and maintain social relationships during competitive sports. When you run, you are usually all alone.

--

So to optimize health you should be on a treadmill desk going 2-3 mph to not affect cognititon all day and avoid injuries and oxidative stress. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072347)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: unhinged ruddy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072372)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: glittery impertinent puppy

Theory: I will fucking murder you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072424)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Razzle bawdyhouse

Running is great for the cardiovascular system which makes for harder denser cocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072439)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: cerebral nursing home kitty cat

Wrong paradigm. We want to avoid having our endothelium atrophy more than we want our heart to pump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072455)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: shimmering trip jew

you've seen me, do I look like shit? I also don't run more than 5 miles ever. Usually no more than 3 miles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072500)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: cerebral nursing home kitty cat

You're totally chiseled I came.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072605)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: Odious address dysfunction

lol, never change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072634)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Amethyst house jap

Never understood people who enjoyed running. Sprints and/or hiking + lifting + good diet and sleep is the only path.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077199)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: Zombie-like autistic native

I call bullshit on your lifting #'s, but still 180 overall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072392)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: outnumbered aqua shrine

IMPRESSIVE STATS EARL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072399)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: unholy trailer park clown

lol fatty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072411)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: outnumbered aqua shrine

(twink)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072434)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: unholy trailer park clown

I'm ripped, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072446)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: outnumbered aqua shrine

doubtful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072643)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Flushed home chad

Good job, earl. You still do mostly low rep work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072474)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: shimmering trip jew

yeah still three sets of five for everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075081)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: brindle locus newt

What are your daily macros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072648)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: unhinged ruddy pozpig

you have 180 genes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36073284)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: shimmering trip jew

i acknowledge that I am very lucky in that regard. No glasses or contacts either!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075082)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: amber space

honestly, if i could get laid as much as i do without lifting at this point in my pussy career i probably would stop lifting

you have insane dedication to fitness considering your doMANstication. ever get tired of the grind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36073293)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: Wild vivacious national

This thread is now about nyuug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36074629)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: amber space

lifting is a means to an end. lifting -> pussy

while a sufficient clause, it certainly is not a necessary one, earl being a case in point. the guy has a wifey so he can get laid on command - presumably

but hes still a fitness freak. earl, explain yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36074837)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: shimmering trip jew

if you ever get a real job in an office environment you will see what long hours and stress do to people. The shape of 40 year old white collar workers is pathetic.

It feels good to be in shape. It feels good to be stronger and faster than almost everyone. And of course its a way to fight off the inevitable decline that you will start to experience soon enough.

I will clearly not age gracefully and will probably get depressed when I can no longer play basketball or do the things I like to do. But that's for later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075087)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: glittery impertinent puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075899)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:47 AM
Author: shimmering trip jew

By the way, I did 18 good form pull ups today AFTER dead lifting 405 X 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075120)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 2:57 AM
Author: Swollen irradiated hall

what kind of candy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075224)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 2:59 AM
Author: motley state masturbator

u: dieting for her.

her: eating for darnell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075229)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: floppy idiot rehab

has shaming your wife into getting in shape like this ever worked, for anyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075423)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: hyperactive place of business son of senegal

it gets the guy in great shape. so...yeah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076271)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: shimmering trip jew

never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077487)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Exciting cocky theater sex offender

earl, where do you work out and how much do you pay for the gym?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075949)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: shimmering trip jew

24 hr fitness. I pay $100 per YEAR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077489)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: brindle locus newt

Have you ever been to equinox?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077523)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: shimmering trip jew

I thought about doing a tour, but lol - I am not paying $300 per month for the gym. The bars and the weights way the same everywhere and I am not taking spin classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077574)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Exciting cocky theater sex offender

but isnt 24 hour fitness super packed all the time? esp compared to equinox?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079451)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: shimmering trip jew

not sure, I have never been to equinox. 24 is annoyingly crowded during the week with only one squat rack. I would be surprised if equinox has a decent number of squat racks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36113479)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: boyish poppy alpha

what's your mile time? if you're busting out 400s at 12mph, you might be pretty close to a 5-minute mile. being able to do that and bench 300 at the same time is almost godlike fitness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075954)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: diverse stag film multi-billionaire

If he's running 5xmile at 6 mins then 200m jogging rest and 400m at 75 then he should be able to run sub 5, even with fairly long rest (3-4 mins) after the 400s. Although now looking at the op I think he's running a single mile and then 5x400 at 75, which is decent for a wagecuck but not really indicative of sub 5. Also treadmills are flame Earl, run this on a track.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076130)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: boyish poppy alpha

5x400 at 75 with 200m jog is quite nearly sub-5 territory. and yes he needs to get to the track and SPIKE UP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076260)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: glittery impertinent puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079133)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: shimmering trip jew

Sorry I am not running the mile warm up X 5. I am running a single mile at between 9.5 and 10 mph. Then running the sprint/fast walk.

I can run a single 6 minute mile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077496)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: outnumbered aqua shrine

LJL who fucking cares about mile times man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077183)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: Splenetic codepig

isn't he 6'4?

I'm calling bs on a 32" waist. My bodyfat is lower than yours and i hover around a33/34 and im almost 30lbs heavier than you and one inch shorter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076206)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: floppy idiot rehab

earl is a golden god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076218)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: pale sick field national security agency

sup pradeep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076279)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Splenetic codepig

sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076294)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Shaky depressive

what are you thoughts on non-running forms of cardio, eg rowing, biking, circuit training/crossfit type workouts? my lifts are fine for my weight but I have high blood pressure and need to get in more cardio but hate running.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076430)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: Mauve resort lettuce

The best exercise is the kind you actually do, so do what you like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077330)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: Thriller painfully honest university community account

I do glass of water mixed with Turmeric+Lemon Juice in the morning, may look into the ACV.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076579)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Turquoise toilet seat base

Shit you make me want to stop drinking and start smoking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077157)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Erotic electric chapel associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077203)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Anal parlor juggernaut

XO fitness threads are always good for lols

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077172)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Erotic electric chapel associate

do you drink?

make sure to slap her ass when having sex. jiggle her butt a lil' for good measure. she will get the message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077174)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Turquoise toilet seat base

earl definitely was downing beers at the xo meet up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077206)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: topaz heady lay bbw

180. Alt-F4 that body fat.

My gym has a Torque Fitness Tank - kind of like a prowler sled, but with wheels and gears. Have you ever tried running sprints with one of those? It sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077346)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: fragrant hateful fanboi parlour

does candy have a big dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077499)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: shimmering trip jew

I taste the rainbow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077503)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: white international law enforcement agency famous landscape painting

wow this seems prescient

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Date: January 15th, 2013 3:56 PM

Author: H.

Subject: Vol. IV: Trouble in Paradise?

"By his mid-30s, Earl appeared to be a living model of a certain brand of the American dream. He had hit all the expected milestones of mature adulthood: professional success, vocal support of the Republican party, a burgeoning 401k, a chic West Hollywood apartment. He was a man, damn it, with a beard to prove it. But did his confident exterior conceal a discontented heart? Friends spoke of a man whose formerly healthy love for fitness became an obsession with fading youth.

'In his 20s, Earl was a big guy, with big appetites," recalls Jayson T., a fellow gym rat. 'He really embraced the muscle stud lifestyle for its own sake - hell, I think he belonged to three or four gyms, and would swing by just to hang out, hit the showers, whatever, even after he'd put in a hard workout somewhere else. But when he hit 33, we noticed a change. He was all "salad this, salad that." I think he really thought he could go back to being a skinny, smooth 19 year old. He'd approach strange men, not looking for a bro to chill with, but to talk about his mile times. No, he wasn't a professional runner, so it does seem weird. But he seemed to get something out of explaining to them how athletically impressive he was, subjectively, for an asian lawyer cruising toward 40. Some of us honestly started to worry about him...'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2038011&forum_id=2#22438967)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077550)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: shimmering trip jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077583)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Mauve resort lettuce

holy shit wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079045)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: appetizing pearl legend police squad

180 predictive powers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079080)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: white international law enforcement agency famous landscape painting

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36112476)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Flushed home chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079359)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: hilarious box office wrinkle

man if you're not training for the iron man or using your new hawt bod to smash teens, who cares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079106)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: exhilarant kitchen pisswyrm

earl, does your body COMMAND RESPECT in your profession? can you credit any of your success to it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079124)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Circlehead

If you had a stretch of only 40 hour work weeks (that is, it's not a heavy work load time of year) and wanted to make a very good effort at gains, what PROGRAM would you use, is Texas cr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079277)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: 180 low-t double fault

I thought Earl was permanently ripped and jacked. Did I miss something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079341)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: frozen underhanded casino crotch

The acetic acid in vinegar surpresses the insulin response to carbohydrates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079440)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: glittery impertinent puppy

should we all get on this vinegar tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079450)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: Mauve resort lettuce

I want to try now



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079484)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: glittery impertinent puppy

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079645)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: cerebral nursing home kitty cat

https://nutritionfacts.org/topics/vinegar/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079685)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: unhinged ruddy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36112480)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: glittery impertinent puppy

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36112482)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: shimmering trip jew

Down to 198.9 after taking a shit this morning.

work out today:

225 front squats to warm up for a couple of sets.

155 X 5 OHP (not great I know)

dead lift 405 X 3

3 sets of pull ups - trying to do 9-10 reps of weighted pull ups with 25 pound weight.

maybe some bullshit bicep stuff if there is time, but probably not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36113493)