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How movie theater seats have evolved is an indictment of our society.

It's always better to see a movie in one of those small, old...
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I've noticed this as well. Movie seats used to be narrow, ha...
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You just said as much as the OP said but in one sentence.
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*literally one sentence
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He captured the zeitgeist but left out lots of details about...
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Hi, I'm Chef Goldblum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd...
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bonkers coldplay fan pervert
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holy shit is that Saul Goodman narrating?
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i think that's him demonstrating the chair, too.
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ITT: prole
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Lol 180
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180 screed and topic
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I pissed in a movie theater once. show was over and I just t...
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I’m a prole btw
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What’s the cartoon movie where everyone is fat with moving c...
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Wall-E
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it was a prophecy
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I watched the dead pool matinee in on of these this morning ...
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One of the theaters at the century city AMC has 1800000 cush...
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the Dolby theater in AMC century city is fucking 180 At l...
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that's where I saw the deadpool 2 matinee. I refuse to go e...
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i get the AMC movie passes ($10) and pay $7 extra for imax/d...
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Why don't you have MoviePass? It's perfect for a budget cons...
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I saw it for $4. Thanks T-Mobile Tuesday.
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boner police is a great poster
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i can give you the TLDR version: "i hate having to w...
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shut the fuck up and stay out of threads clitdick
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please stop trying
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u mad?
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180 Review. Best Movie Theater I ever went to was in Chi...
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extremely lulzy if true. what the fuck was your girl doing w...
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the giant leather recliner seats are the best thing to happe...
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Cr I went to one of these theaters and was literally PATTED ...
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lol 180 if not flame
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Skinny Twink here but Sneaking food into movie theaters is k...
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"omg these seats are so comfy!!" *coalesces wit...
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Both theaters have their place. The new ones are great for f...
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Jfc, gas yourself
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don't get upsold on GC and spend $100
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I applaud your commitment to this ridiculous thoughtful mode...
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Jonathan Chait?
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My favorite pundit/commentator.
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jesus
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Not surprising whatsoever that one of the boarts most fecal ...
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The new theaters are actually a lot cleaner than the ones I ...
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are you trying to parody yourself? It's pretty good.
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Well, I for one love the iPic theaters. Waiter service, f...
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& u gotta factor in likelihood that you die in mass shoo...
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It's so creepy but sometimes I think about this and note the...
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I did this at church on sunday
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Are people really complaining about the seats being more com...
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*covered in fecal matter
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yeah the seats from 25 years ago were still cheap fabric shi...
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Dude sorry but at my local theater it's 10 bucks to watch a ...
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What would make you think people are farting or spilling les...
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The chairs cause people (and especially proles) to abandon a...
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People have been getting fatter, but I've been going to movi...
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That’s because you’re chink trash
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They don't buy as much food because 1. capeshit is for fat p...
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i think the fake leather seats are easier to clean than the ...
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they don't clean them. all the ushers do is sweep up popcorn...
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That and the fact that these new chairs are so thick and the...
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I understand that it's supposed to be reflective of the movi...
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That sounds 180 as fuck
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OP lives with proles.
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its boner police. he hates himself and the world
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The new movie seats are gross and I've been saying this sinc...
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180 screed. I never cared any type of movie theaters. I can'...
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whoa yeah, last movie i saw in a theater was Skyfall
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cannot stand the reclining shit
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: bonkers coldplay fan pervert

It's always better to see a movie in one of those small, old, local theaters (usually they show better movies too i.e. not retarded capeshit, but I'll get into that at the end) because in general, it's much cleaner and people respect it more. The seats are usually made of just steel and wood and because of their minimalist design they just aren't as dirty. Then you had the plastic ones with the big cushions. As soon as you add these features it just makes a public space more disgusting. The seats soak up all sorts of grease, filth, and so on because of the foam and the cloth. Not only are the old seats better because they are designed in such a way that they can't retain filth, but because of this moviegoers tend to be a little cleaner--people don't buy as much shitty food because there's no place to put it, so there's less trash on the ground.

But if you go to the newest movie theaters it is infinitely more horrifying with the oafishly large leather seats that recline. I went to one today and there was a fucking TRAY attached to the seat for you to put food on and there were two massive cup holders on each seat. It's just so much more disgusting. You have obese freaks munching out of literal fucking TROUGHS while they fart and shit their pants and maybe get jerked off and cum everywhere for good measure in these ugly cocoons. When you sit in these new seats it's like you're wrapped in a leather hammock with a bunch of shit, farts, and jizz loads soaked into it while you stare at a hunk of linoleum with crumbs and condiments all over.

Of course, it makes sense why it would be like this. In the 50s people were skinny and didn't just completely let go of themselves so the wood seats are fine even if mildly uncomfortable. Now the average person is shameless in their hedonism. They're fat as fuck, constantly eating and farting like goddamn cows, and they're lazy and shameless, achieving comfort and convince at the cost of wallowing in the filth and shit particles of strangers.

At the same time, this is only something you see in the megaplexes off the highway that are showing 20 different superhero movies and not the small movie theaters in your town square that are showing two or three independent movies, so of course the sort of crowd the former is going to attract is a bunch of obese, low IQ white trash, dindus, mexicans, and chinapeople who are just there to eat and fuck and cum and fart and watch a 7-11 big gulp of a movie with no depth or intrigue or complexity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102512)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: excitant blue affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102550)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: canary lodge

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106726)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: Cobalt stimulating messiness



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 12:48 PM
Author: Cobalt stimulating messiness

180 screed would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#38473201)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:24 AM
Author: Fishy histrionic piazza

Fucking and sucking and cumming in a theatre while drinking a big gulps and seeing Thor kill people sounds awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102539)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:37 AM
Author: spruce church building toilet seat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102664)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: razzle hell legal warrant

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109237)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: stirring nowag

I've noticed this as well. Movie seats used to be narrow, hard, and somewhat uncomfortable. Now they're monstrosities designed for herds of slovenly proles and their "super sized" drinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102544)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 7:40 AM
Author: At-the-ready idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102978)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Navy Pistol Tanning Salon

You just said as much as the OP said but in one sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104119)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Pearly mewling trailer park trust fund

*literally one sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105263)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Effete field goyim

He captured the zeitgeist but left out lots of details about farting and some other things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106802)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Pearly mewling trailer park trust fund



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Titillating fat ankles hospital

Hi, I'm Chef Goldblum:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdAy7GIMpTk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:41 AM
Author: bonkers coldplay fan pervert



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 3:11 AM
Author: Exhilarant friendly grandma private investor

holy shit is that Saul Goodman narrating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102694)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: honey-headed heady juggernaut

i think that's him demonstrating the chair, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102989)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:46 AM
Author: magenta frozen multi-billionaire theater stage

ITT: prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:48 AM
Author: Carnelian Wild Ceo Pozpig

Lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102581)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:49 AM
Author: violent locale corn cake

Lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102582)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:58 AM
Author: Aqua Range Sweet Tailpipe

180 screed and topic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102602)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:00 AM
Author: confused locus factory reset button

I pissed in a movie theater once. show was over and I just took a knee and pissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102604)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Milky cumskin

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36103987)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: confused locus factory reset button

I’m a prole btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: topaz impertinent location



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 12:45 PM
Author: Bistre abode candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#38473187)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: Walnut sticky brunch

What’s the cartoon movie where everyone is fat with moving chairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102613)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:07 AM
Author: abnormal public bath hominid

Wall-E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102620)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Walnut sticky brunch



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Shimmering persian

it was a prophecy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102993)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: lime therapy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102622)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: abnormal public bath hominid

I watched the dead pool matinee in on of these this morning half priced $12 from $24. It was a 180 relaxing experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102623)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Cordovan sickened azn set

One of the theaters at the century city AMC has 1800000 cushy reclining seats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104179)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: brass cerebral philosopher-king corner

the Dolby theater in AMC century city is fucking 180

At least once a month I sneak out of work after lunch and watch a movie there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106653)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: abnormal public bath hominid

that's where I saw the deadpool 2 matinee. I refuse to go except for the first matinee showing because that theater is $25 otherwise. In the morning its $12.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106669)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: brass cerebral philosopher-king corner

i get the AMC movie passes ($10) and pay $7 extra for imax/dolby. the advantage is that i dont have to go to the first show to get 50% off

i have a routine now. lunch at meizhou dongpo, espresso/gelato at eataly and a movie in the dolby theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106704)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: dead goal in life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105347)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: razzle hell legal warrant

Why don't you have MoviePass? It's perfect for a budget conscious guy like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109244)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: odious garnet institution

I saw it for $4. Thanks T-Mobile Tuesday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109333)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:10 AM
Author: amethyst menage

boner police is a great poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102627)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: magenta frozen multi-billionaire theater stage

i can give you the TLDR version:

"i hate having to watch movies with people who dont know how to shut the fuck up and/or minorities and wish i had enough money to afford the comfort suite"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102634)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:15 AM
Author: amethyst menage

shut the fuck up and stay out of threads clitdick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102638)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:20 AM
Author: bonkers coldplay fan pervert

please stop trying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102642)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:23 AM
Author: magenta frozen multi-billionaire theater stage

u mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102645)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Pearly mewling trailer park trust fund



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: flatulent knife

180 Review.

Best Movie Theater I ever went to was in China can't recall the Province but it was up North. You paid one price to get in and they had 3-4 screens of Kung Fu Movies playing you could walk in and out and spend the day there.

There were these tight Chinese girls wearing short skirts standing and surveying the audience in the aisle ways. They would pop into the seating rows every so often and not be seen for 5-10 mins. The chairs were wooden and big enough to fit two people in at once (probably only big enough for one US beast). After a while it twigged the girls were giving hand jobs to audience members. One of them passed us after finishing and motioned towards me if I wanted servicing (my then gf was with me - her face was priceless).

China - All Day pass with Kung Fu Movies, big wooden seating with enclosure and Handjobs at command.

US - Movie pass for Non Stop Super Hero Movies, sat on cum/shit filled seats sat next to blue haired landwhales wearing Marvel merchandise (your app date).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102631)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:18 AM
Author: magenta frozen multi-billionaire theater stage

extremely lulzy if true. what the fuck was your girl doing with a bunch of dewds literally getting jerked off next to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102641)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:25 AM
Author: aquamarine old irish cottage

the giant leather recliner seats are the best thing to happen to American cinema in decades. stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102795)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: bonkers coldplay fan pervert

jfc go back to india

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105064)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: Olive bat shit crazy toaster garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105091)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: Titillating fat ankles hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36173942)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:28 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Demanding Kitty Cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102798)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 7:35 AM
Author: Avocado thriller hall hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: Contagious gas station incel

great work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102982)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: At-the-ready idea he suggested

Cr I went to one of these theaters and was literally PATTED DOWN after the guy took my ticket. At first I thought this neighborhood had gone to shit and they were looking for weapons, then I looked and saw a commercial size garbage can full of plastic baggies of cold pizza, kielbas, full size bags of doritos, a fucking box filled to the rim of churchs chicken. All attempted to be snuck in by proles. Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102991)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: topaz impertinent location

lol 180 if not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Carnelian Wild Ceo Pozpig

Skinny Twink here but Sneaking food into movie theaters is kinda fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105120)



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 12:51 PM
Author: tantric twinkling uncleanness

Lol at this GC shrill. OMG PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SUBVERT THE CONCESSIONS STAND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#38473223)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: anal pale mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36103967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Very tactful blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36103996)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Motley sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104004)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: orange french chef

"omg these seats are so comfy!!"

*coalesces with shit, piss and jizz*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104030)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: pea-brained indigo roommate

Both theaters have their place. The new ones are great for families (you get food and alcohol), nice big comfy chairs, great visuals. A classic understated theatre is great for more sophisticated films. My favorite art-house/indie theatre is this tiny little place hidden from the street that now serves wine and craft beers. Very 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104159)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: charismatic jade chapel

Jfc, gas yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104223)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Walnut sticky brunch

don't get upsold on GC and spend $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104337)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Indian Lodge Haunted Graveyard

I applaud your commitment to this ridiculous thoughtful moderate schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104619)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Walnut sticky brunch

Jonathan Chait?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104777)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: pea-brained indigo roommate

My favorite pundit/commentator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105371)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: awkward striped hyena

shocking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105403)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: Walnut sticky brunch

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105628)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: topaz impertinent location

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105688)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: charismatic jade chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105087)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: saffron base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105301)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Bateful kitchen milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109118)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: bonkers coldplay fan pervert

Not surprising whatsoever that one of the boarts most fecal liberals thinks a "family" moviegoing experience is engorging on booze and shitty food while his kids bathe in obese minorities' farts and genital discharges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105031)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: pea-brained indigo roommate

The new theaters are actually a lot cleaner than the ones I used to go to as a kid. Your OP seems like a ridiculous fantasy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105464)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: dead goal in life

eat a cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105355)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: abnormal public bath hominid

are you trying to parody yourself? It's pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105420)



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 12:54 PM
Author: pungent hilarious lettuce senate

lolfaggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#38473236)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Clear Mad Cow Disease Crotch

Well, I for one love the iPic theaters.

Waiter service, full menu of food and alcohol, airline style reclining seats in private booth areas, blankets and a pillow. It's 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104353)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: awkward striped hyena

& u gotta factor in likelihood that you die in mass shooting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104558)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Clear Mad Cow Disease Crotch

It's so creepy but sometimes I think about this and note the exit doors.

America. :-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104564)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: concupiscible abusive space

I did this at church on sunday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109024)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: abnormal public bath hominid

Are people really complaining about the seats being more comfortable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105114)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: charismatic jade chapel

*covered in fecal matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105122)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: abnormal public bath hominid

yeah the seats from 25 years ago were still cheap fabric shit covered in feces. There may have been a time when movie seats were just wood, but none of us were going to movies back then. And don't tell me about bullshit indie theater XYZ where they charge double for an inferior movie experience.

The fake leather seats in the super comfortable theaters are probably easier to wash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105146)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: bonkers coldplay fan pervert

Dude sorry but at my local theater it's 10 bucks to watch a non-capeshit movie in a clean, normal seat that isn't a puffy monstrosity with the farts of 12,000 mexicans boiled into it.

Jfc this is so prole. I'm so ashamed of you earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105196)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: abnormal public bath hominid

What would make you think people are farting or spilling less into a "normal" seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105228)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: At-the-ready idea he suggested

The chairs cause people (and especially proles) to abandon any semblance of a "public persona" and revert back to the unhygenic and disgusting behavior of a prole in its hovel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105256)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: abnormal public bath hominid

People have been getting fatter, but I've been going to movies in theaters for over 30 years and I cannot remember a time when people did not spill sodas and popcorn in theaters. And the seats have always been upholstered - just shittier.

Theaters seem cleaner to me today. But again, while I do go to indie theaters from time to time (these are no cleaner in my experience), I have never been to one with hard wooden chairs with only white people dressed in ties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105296)



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 12:55 PM
Author: pungent hilarious lettuce senate

That’s because you’re chink trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#38473250)



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 12:56 PM
Author: Bistre abode candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#38473258)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: bonkers coldplay fan pervert

They don't buy as much food because 1. capeshit is for fat proles and 2. the seats dont have a goddamn trough for the food so people buy less food and drinks and shit. Even if they were farting and spilling shit twice as often it would still be cleaner because the entire seat isnt a fucking sponge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105280)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: abnormal public bath hominid

i think the fake leather seats are easier to clean than the shitty upholstered seats from 1970-2010.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105308)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: awkward striped hyena

they don't clean them. all the ushers do is sweep up popcorn and throw away trash. enjoy the fecal matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105416)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Rose Bearded Really Tough Guy Deer Antler

as an attorney, just use the purell you carry with you to wipe down the seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106668)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: awkward striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105310)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: At-the-ready idea he suggested

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105337)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Galvanic forum regret

That and the fact that these new chairs are so thick and these movie theaters are so loud, proles think they have carte blanche to fart the day away like a boomer partner in the handicap stall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106709)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: bonkers coldplay fan pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106999)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Carnelian Wild Ceo Pozpig

Part of being a poster is learning how to hate everything that everyone Else likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105130)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: abnormal public bath hominid

I get being contrarian and too cool for school (all entertainment is prole and for 105 IQ's), but at some point you have to step back and laugh at the shit coming out of your mouth. Fuck these theaters with their comfortable seats and bigger screens with better picture quality.

If you want to bitch about the movies or the cost, that's fine. But there is nothing good about the old way of going to movies - lining up for 40 minutes to scramble into a squished uncomfortable seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105167)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: At-the-ready idea he suggested

Lol ok we will see who is too cool for school when you cop a staph infection hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105236)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Titillating fat ankles hospital

Else is a whore:

https://78.media.tumblr.com/86fff0e9f43265527f36fc74ca22d337/tumblr_owlwfnSleF1v12dw0o1_1280.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105662)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: bonkers coldplay fan pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36107004)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: painfully honest adventurous hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106889)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: aromatic hairy legs point

reading comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105158)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: abnormal public bath hominid

I understand that it's supposed to be reflective of the movie experience in general, but I think people are imagining these sterile theaters where we are all magically transported into the 1950's via uncomfortable wooden seats, where white people in dress shirts and hats politely watch movies with their virgin cheerful girlfriends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105202)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: charismatic jade chapel

That sounds 180 as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105243)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 5:30 AM
Author: Floppy naked business firm telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36174810)



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 12:45 PM
Author: Salmon adulterous windowlicker

OP lives with proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#38473188)



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Bistre abode candlestick maker

(PRESTIGIOUS amerimutt shitting his pants in a public beanbag while stuffing his face with chicken)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#38473212)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: dead goal in life

jfc. of all the stupid things to be MAF about, you're chimping out over movie seats being too comfortable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105638)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: brass cerebral philosopher-king corner

its boner police. he hates himself and the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106725)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Effete field goyim

The new movie seats are gross and I've been saying this since they came out. I've gone to one movie in the new seats, and I sat next to a 300 lb. 55-year old guy in shorts and a tank top. The dude reclined back as far as he could, and then kicked off his shoes.

He was just laying there next to me chowing down on a 3-course meal, giggling and wiggling his toes everytime somebody on the screen said anything. It was a nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106819)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: bonkers coldplay fan pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36107010)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: crimson elite feces

180 screed. I never cared any type of movie theaters. I can't believe people still go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36108910)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: French center

cr, I can't believe you faggots are still going to theaters. I've been maybe 3 times in the last 5 years. James Bond just out of tradition, and a couple of kids movies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36108970)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: Bateful kitchen milk

whoa yeah, last movie i saw in a theater was Skyfall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109136)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: red 180 native dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109000)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: boyish famous landscape painting

in regard to foam fabric seats soaking up human ass filth and seepage, them Romans figured it out with their stone stadium seating. Everyone brought their own custom seat padding made of sheepskin, or moss/feather stuffed burlap sacks or whatever, and kept it hygienic and civil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109207)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: bonkers coldplay fan pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109223)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: laughsome khaki black woman mood

cannot stand the reclining shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109247)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: Shimmering persian

I'm just an uptight person and can be pretty sensitive to sensory stuff so while I like cozier seats I don't like all the things that come along with the full recline option

I absolutely love reserving seats and not having too much of an elbow negotiation with neighbors, though



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109266)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant friendly grandma private investor

Any commentary/scholarship on the trendy restaurant/theaters where you can silently order food and alcohol from waiters walking the aisles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109279)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: razzle hell legal warrant

Since when did XO develop an appreciation for indie movies? Seems totally counter to the Trump loving/media hating ethos of this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109290)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant friendly grandma private investor

superhero/Star Wars bullshit that grosses billion$ is the fucking epitome of (((GC)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109303)



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 12:43 PM
Author: Bistre abode candlestick maker

everyone who was a hipster in 2015 became a white nationalist in 2016

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#38473178)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: Bistre abode candlestick maker



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Date: May 29th, 2020 9:00 AM
Author: rusted den keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#40296832)