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Hypo: $1 million to drink the jizz of 20 homeless people, on tape
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:32 PM Author: yellow depressive dingle berry 20 of the nastiest homeless people are rounded up, jerk off, and jizz into a glass. When the glass is 75% full, it’s on you to drink it. You will be videotaped drinking the jizz blend, and the video will always be available.
If you can do the above, you will receive $1 million, tax free. Do you do it? |
Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:33 PM Author: azure step-uncle's house indirect expression Pretty sure I would be physically unable to do this without immediately puking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105775) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:34 PM Author: irate crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105777) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:38 PM Author: yellow depressive dingle berry If you puke, obviously you can’t get the money. But you’d still be on tape.
This is a risk you’d have to consider when deciding whether to go for it. Think anything would change if the reward was upped to $10 million? |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:34 PM Author: amber ladyboy church building Where would I get $1 million? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105780) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:42 PM Author: Pontificating Maroon Boiling Water Macaca Crypto trading (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105832) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:50 PM Author: Misanthropic big field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105878) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:35 PM Author: Doobsian circlehead base Are these people disease free?
Also, do you accept payments in installments? |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:35 PM Author: Cream Set https://fc1d634941ca2cd054b0-d373d39c92181371bc86a7531c5f2f30.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.com/violawinter/182121/jr2.gif (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105784) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:35 PM Author: Stimulating Spot Hey there, this is the “angry” black pumo. You’re either really fucking poor or really fucking gay to have though this is a mere million dollar hypo lmao
If you made this a billion dollar hypo it would’ve seemed way less absurd |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:37 PM Author: Brass potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105798) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:40 PM Author: Stimulating Spot I make more than $67,000 per year man. Unless you’re discounting to present value in which case show your work.
Also I’d rather spend 30 years in a North Korean gulag than drink a single bum’s jizz |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:41 PM Author: Brass potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105824) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:43 PM Author: Stimulating Spot Some people die bravely jumping on a grenade or taking out a hundred enemy soldiers in a blaze of glory.
You’d rather be remembered for dying of the aids you contracted slurping bum jizz. Good job |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:45 PM Author: Brass potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105853) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:43 PM Author: Crystalline tanning salon would your answer change if instead of 20 homeless guys' jizz, it's 20 chads'? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105840) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:45 PM Author: Stimulating Spot No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105851) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:43 PM Author: yellow depressive dingle berry There are others who would take it, so you are wrong that $1 million isn’t enough money.
Consider the show Fear Factor. People on that show ate all sorts of disgusting shit, and only for a CHANCE at some measly amount like $50k. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:45 PM Author: Doobsian circlehead base See my question above pls
Do we have a guarantee they are disease free or no? |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:52 PM Author: yellow depressive dingle berry Of course not. I’m not sure if you could get STDs from drinking jizz. If so, you’d have to use part of your $1 million on treatment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105883) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:46 PM Author: Stimulating Spot Of course some people would take it. I’m saying these people are poor, gay or both (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105858) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:35 PM Author: Brass potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105789) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:37 PM Author: Doobsian circlehead base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105802) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:42 PM Author: Pontificating Maroon Boiling Water Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105830) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:41 PM Author: Crystalline tanning salon someone's wife would do it for free (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105826) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:45 PM Author: effete floppy office Can you blend it with m&ms like a Dairy Queen Blizzard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105852) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:46 PM Author: Doobsian circlehead base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105854) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:54 PM Author: yellow depressive dingle berry No, you have to drink it straight up. Your task will be complete once you’ve swallowed the last load.
If you puke you don’t get the money and you’ll still be on tape, so that’s a disastrous outcome to be avoided at all costs. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:54 PM Author: Maize Clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105902) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 3:05 PM Author: Histrionic Cowardly Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105954) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:52 PM Author: cerise stead foreskin Not sure it's worth it as there's a very high probability that at least 1 of those 20 has HIV/AIDS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105882) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:53 PM Author: yellow depressive dingle berry I’m not sure if you can get AIDS from drinking jizz, but if so, it’s a risk you’d have to accept. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105887) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:54 PM Author: Doobsian circlehead base Correct
W guarantee that they are disease free i'd do it
Without that guarantee no way |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:54 PM Author: High-end curious haunted graveyard sanctuary You could PReP and just treat the AIDS if u caught the bug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105901) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:56 PM Author: Doobsian circlehead base Not worth it for a million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105914) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:57 PM Author: yellow depressive dingle berry This is the type of entrepreneurial thinking that gets people ahead in life.
Can’t you also take that stuff beforehand so you never get AIDS? Someone could prepare by taking the PReP before drinking the jizz to ensure they won’t get it. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:57 PM Author: cerise stead foreskin I don't think you understand how awful having HIV/AIDS is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105924) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:58 PM Author: yellow depressive dingle berry See my poast above. Someone who was very concerned could just take the medicine beforehand to guarantee they wouldn’t catch AIDS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105930) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 3:00 PM Author: cerise stead foreskin You assume PreP actually works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105938) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 3:03 PM Author: yellow depressive dingle berry Yes. If you are on PreP + you are only drinking jizz, I’d imagine your chances of catching AIDS would be minimal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105947) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 3:08 PM Author: Doobsian circlehead base Not worth it for only a million, especially if you lose the money if you puke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105970) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 3:17 PM Author: yellow depressive dingle berry What if it was increased to $5 million? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36106017) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 3:19 PM Author: Doobsian circlehead base Would have to be $50MM for me to seriously consider it
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 3:08 PM Author: Brass potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36105974) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 3:22 PM Author: Black public bath pistol it's not atypical for wealth to be acquired in undignified ways
this goes too far - I couldn't enjoy my life after lowering to such a degree and then having the moment immortalized
no thank you |
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Date: May 27th, 2018 7:57 PM Author: High-end curious haunted graveyard sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36137506) |
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Date: May 27th, 2018 8:02 PM Author: white hissy fit meetinghouse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssDICRX_rK8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983800&forum_id=2#36137526) |