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HYPO: Hot stay at home wife, great sex, but she CONSTANTLY buys shit like this
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:36 PM Author: house-broken flickering pit legend You enjoy talking to her, she is super hot and perfect in every single way, she fulfills your every need, etc. but she spends every dollar you have on weird shit like this:
https://www.pamono.com/pair-of-sommerso-murano-glass-bottles-by-mario-pinzoni-for-seguso-1960s
"But it's VINTAGE!"
So...can you live with her? Assume that it is extremely difficult to save any money because she is constantly spending all of it on useless shit. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:37 PM Author: emerald coldplay fan principal's office jesus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109301) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:38 PM Author: Vengeful concupiscible indian lodge friendly grandma How hot? Is she faithful? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109304) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:39 PM Author: emerald coldplay fan principal's office did you see the PRICE??? I mean honestly, does it even matter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109314) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:39 PM Author: Vengeful concupiscible indian lodge friendly grandma Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109315) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:42 PM Author: emerald coldplay fan principal's office I respect the value you place on love marriage and a good wife... i guess.
edit: you understand that in this hypo, she buys more than one of those things, right? |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:46 AM Author: Histrionic Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110357) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:39 PM Author: vigorous meetinghouse internal respiration ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109320) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:40 PM Author: house-broken flickering pit legend But honey, it's VINTAGE! It's a conversation piece! Don't you have an appreciation for timeless pieces of art? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109326) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:39 PM Author: house-broken flickering pit legend Yes, she is 10/10 hot and completely faithful.
...BUT if you stop her from spending money (e.g. limiting her credit card privileges), then she will bang the tallest, most alpha Chad she can find. (And no, that person is not you.) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:41 PM Author: Vengeful concupiscible indian lodge friendly grandma So I get a major upgrade from my wife. Catch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109330) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:43 PM Author: house-broken flickering pit legend lol. yeah i know people who are in this exact scenario except the wife/girlfriend is a 6/10 or 7/10. so i guess this WOULD be an upgrade for a lot of people. i could never live with someone who prevents me from saving money, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109347) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM Author: stimulating bespoke feces goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110911) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM Author: Passionate dog poop church building Set aside the spending part. The hypo is, "would you like to have a beautiful, faithful, loving wife, and little money, or a bad wife, and lots of disposable income." Answer should be obvious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110930) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:54 PM Author: comical coiffed native your wife must be rich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109425) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:48 AM Author: metal cerebral forum fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110358) |
Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:38 PM Author: Insane beady-eyed gay wizard does she put that stuff in her/your butt
I don't get it |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:40 PM Author: electric church Since she is faithful I choose to man up and make more $ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109327) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:41 PM Author: Insane beady-eyed gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109331) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:41 PM Author: vigorous meetinghouse internal respiration Don't you guys have some sort of financial plan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109329) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:42 PM Author: house-broken flickering pit legend She refuses to engage in any financial planning that will reduce her ability to spend all of your money. All. Of. Your. Money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109340) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:50 AM Author: Histrionic Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110361) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:04 AM Author: Mind-boggling home water buffalo Lol this is most women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110380) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:42 PM Author: Vivacious pale office Nice thing about vintage is you can sell it to some other dumbass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109341) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:44 PM Author: house-broken flickering pit legend But honey, it's VINTAGE! It's one of a kind! Why would you want to sell it to someone else? Don't you love me enough to let me have what I want? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109362) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:45 PM Author: titillating university foreskin She's from a wealthy family, right? Then her father must be paying for all of it. nbd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109369) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM Author: house-broken flickering pit legend Her mother did the same thing to her father, so now he's completely broke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109410) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:48 PM Author: house-broken flickering pit legend It's 10:30 p.m. when you arrive home from work. As you hang your coat up, you catch this new addition to the apartment out of the corner of your eye:
https://www.pamono.com/urban-wall-mirror-by-angela-ardisson-for-artplayfactory-2005
"Honey, don't you love it? It has such a charming, urban aesthetic!" |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:50 PM Author: Cerise library lmfao jfc anyone who buys shit like this should be gassed. at least get a cool painting or something |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM Author: house-broken flickering pit legend But honey, it's from ITALY! Isn't it wonderful? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109412) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:52 PM Author: Cerise library yeah no, I'll stick with a cheerful 6.5 who thinks $50 dinners are classy, thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109414) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:54 AM Author: Histrionic Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110365) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:09 AM Author: Passionate dog poop church building lmao.
During the night make a new one out of 2x4s from Lowe's and surreptitiously return this one |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM Author: Bistre elite theatre chad Why cant she just buy a regular dildo instead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109407) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:53 PM Author: Insane beady-eyed gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109420) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 AM Author: aquamarine geriatric parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110021) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:46 AM Author: red azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110356) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:57 PM Author: Bistre elite theatre chad I was just going through the "exceptional" items on that site. Who buys this garbage. It looks like cheap Wal Mart shit with an "artistic" (lol) bent marked up by 4000%. I guess that's the website owner's business model, there will be at least one rich sucker out there who would purchase a few of these to recoup Pamano's entire inventory costs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109436) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:58 PM Author: Insane beady-eyed gay wizard don't you wanna lay on this and eat a box of lucky charms
https://www.pamono.com/una-articolo-indeterminativo-chaise-lounge-by-stefano-marolla-per-secondome-2016-edizione-limitata-9-pezzi-unici |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:03 AM Author: Bistre elite theatre chad I'd rather develop back problems on this instead
https://www.pamono.com/squid-chair-by-marzio-rusconi-clerici-for-fragile-edizioni |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:05 AM Author: house-broken flickering pit legend LMAO what in the actual fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109480) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:06 AM Author: Insane beady-eyed gay wizard major cost savings compared to my chair selection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109485) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:43 AM Author: Pearl cheese-eating alpha lol this isn't for UMC professional servant class drones who think thrift has a moral valence and worry about what other people think of their taste. this is for life-long trust-funders who can drop twenty grand before rolling out of bed in the morning and don't care if something looks like shit because they'll probably have forgotten about it by lunch and nothing matters and everything is meaningless if you've had nine figures in the bank from birth and can indulge every impulse and whim without restraint (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109832) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:58 PM Author: insecure casino what percentage of my takehome is she spending in this hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109439) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:06 AM Author: house-broken flickering pit legend You don't save money while living with her. The portion of your paycheck that you would normally NOT spend is what she is spending. You live paycheck to paycheck. If you manage to somehow save money, she insists you spend it on a lavish vacation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109486) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:08 AM Author: insecure casino so i live paycheck to paycheck but i can outspend her or does she demand a certain portion every month in order to stay loyal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109498) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:14 AM Author: house-broken flickering pit legend If you start taking away a chunk of her spending money every month so that you can do something responsible with it (e.g. investing it), then she WILL notice what you're doing, and she WILL give a long, intimate blowjob to the tallest Chad she can find. (And no, that's not you.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109526) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:58 PM Author: racy chartreuse stock car Lmao at the proles in ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109441) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:00 AM Author: Bistre elite theatre chad Explain how this 4th grade arts and craft model is $400
https://www.pamono.com/crystal-praying-mantis-brooch-by-isaac-monte-1 |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:07 AM Author: house-broken flickering pit legend What in the fuck, that's disgusting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109490) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:00 AM Author: Cerise library (guy poasting "Lmao at the proles in in this thread") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109449) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:20 AM Author: exhilarant dopamine toaster TITMFCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109550) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:01 AM Author: Bistre elite theatre chad Okay, I have no words for this
https://www.pamono.com/six-rock-glasses-by-deborah-ehrlich |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:02 AM Author: Cerise library "Each of the six tumblers in this set is signed on the underside with a diamond tipped pen." A DIAMOND | TIPPED | PEN |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:04 AM Author: house-broken flickering pit legend lmao, they look like something you'd buy at Target. Except that glasses from Target aren't signed with a pen or whatever the fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109473) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:05 AM Author: Cerise library the ones from Target also probably won't shatter into a million pieces when your wife drops them like these "paper thin" ones will (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109479) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:03 AM Author: house-broken flickering pit legend You pick up your bag from the airport luggage area after meeting with the client for three days in Cleveland. Your gorgeous wife, with her big, round, loving eyes and perfectly shaped ass, picks you up from the airport in the 2018 Range Rover Velar that she insisted you buy for her. She puts on these sunglasses, which you have never seen before: https://www.barneys.com/product/barton-perreira-demoiselle-sunglasses-505682434.html She must have bought them while you were in Cleveland. When you arrive home, your loving wife, grinning from ear to ear because she is so in love with you, asks you to take a look around. "What do you notice that's different?" It only takes you a moment to realize that your large Ikea floor lamp is missing, and in its place is this horrible thing: https://www.pamono.com/grasshopper-floor-lamp-by-floris-fiedeldij-for-artimeta-tivoli-1950s "It's just like a 1950s diner!" Your wife squeals excitedly, rubbing her hand up and down your chest. "Don't you like it?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109468) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:04 AM Author: Cerise library guffawing here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109472) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:05 AM Author: Glittery jap stage can I afford this or will she eventually bankrupt us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109476) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:08 AM Author: house-broken flickering pit legend Technically you CAN afford it. You don't save any money from your paychecks, but you're not going to go bankrupt, either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109495) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:10 AM Author: Insane beady-eyed gay wizard to be fair, that lamp is iconic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109503) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:12 AM Author: house-broken flickering pit legend Would you really pay three grand for it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109516) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:14 AM Author: Insane beady-eyed gay wizard if I was Beyonce sure
that particular item you linked to is just far and away more worthy than anything else you linked to |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:08 AM Author: Stirring Mewling Corner Laser Beams having a job - or even a hobby she's passionate about - would prevent her from having too much free time to find things like that/ways to spend your money. just a thought. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109494) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:09 AM Author: house-broken flickering pit legend I know people who live with/are engaged to/are married to women like this, and the women will generally find any excuse in the world to not get a job. E.g. if they do Instagram modeling or dancing, then they'll consider it their "job," even if it produces little to no income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109502) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:10 AM Author: racy chartreuse stock car “So, why are you interested in working for White and Case?” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109509) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:23 AM Author: Unhinged angry area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109559) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:15 AM Author: exhilarant dopamine toaster Those are fucking sweet vases, you TTT prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109528) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:16 AM Author: house-broken flickering pit legend your moniker is great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109536) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:23 AM Author: exhilarant dopamine toaster tyty we are FRIENDS also your moniker made me fondly recall this amazing musical performance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-D7UneS0E |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:43 AM Author: Brilliant zombie-like idiot school Introduce her to Dave Ramsey Show (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110353) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:53 AM Author: Maniacal Bull Headed Brunch Mood if she's hot, who cares (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110363) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:12 AM Author: Passionate dog poop church building entertaining thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110874) |