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HYPO: Hot stay at home wife, great sex, but she CONSTANTLY buys shit like this
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:36 PM Author: orchid juggernaut You enjoy talking to her, she is super hot and perfect in every single way, she fulfills your every need, etc. but she spends every dollar you have on weird shit like this:
https://www.pamono.com/pair-of-sommerso-murano-glass-bottles-by-mario-pinzoni-for-seguso-1960s
"But it's VINTAGE!"
So...can you live with her? Assume that it is extremely difficult to save any money because she is constantly spending all of it on useless shit. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:37 PM Author: contagious hilarious space personal credit line jesus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109301) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:38 PM Author: insanely creepy greedy property How hot? Is she faithful? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109304) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:39 PM Author: contagious hilarious space personal credit line did you see the PRICE??? I mean honestly, does it even matter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109314) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:39 PM Author: insanely creepy greedy property Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109315) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:42 PM Author: contagious hilarious space personal credit line I respect the value you place on love marriage and a good wife... i guess.
edit: you understand that in this hypo, she buys more than one of those things, right? |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:46 AM Author: Mind-boggling Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110357) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:39 PM Author: mischievous gay feces location ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109320) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:40 PM Author: orchid juggernaut But honey, it's VINTAGE! It's a conversation piece! Don't you have an appreciation for timeless pieces of art? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109326) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:39 PM Author: orchid juggernaut Yes, she is 10/10 hot and completely faithful.
...BUT if you stop her from spending money (e.g. limiting her credit card privileges), then she will bang the tallest, most alpha Chad she can find. (And no, that person is not you.) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:41 PM Author: insanely creepy greedy property So I get a major upgrade from my wife. Catch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109330) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:43 PM Author: orchid juggernaut lol. yeah i know people who are in this exact scenario except the wife/girlfriend is a 6/10 or 7/10. so i guess this WOULD be an upgrade for a lot of people. i could never live with someone who prevents me from saving money, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109347) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM Author: curious frum casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110911) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM Author: bright gaping forum Set aside the spending part. The hypo is, "would you like to have a beautiful, faithful, loving wife, and little money, or a bad wife, and lots of disposable income." Answer should be obvious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110930) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:54 PM Author: Appetizing boistinker your wife must be rich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109425) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:48 AM Author: silver bat shit crazy tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110358) |
Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:38 PM Author: khaki beady-eyed windowlicker native does she put that stuff in her/your butt
I don't get it |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:40 PM Author: big-titted hospital kitty cat Since she is faithful I choose to man up and make more $ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109327) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:41 PM Author: khaki beady-eyed windowlicker native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109331) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:41 PM Author: mischievous gay feces location Don't you guys have some sort of financial plan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109329) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:42 PM Author: orchid juggernaut She refuses to engage in any financial planning that will reduce her ability to spend all of your money. All. Of. Your. Money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109340) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:50 AM Author: Mind-boggling Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110361) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:04 AM Author: aromatic base Lol this is most women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110380) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:42 PM Author: bearded preventive strike brunch Nice thing about vintage is you can sell it to some other dumbass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109341) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:44 PM Author: orchid juggernaut But honey, it's VINTAGE! It's one of a kind! Why would you want to sell it to someone else? Don't you love me enough to let me have what I want? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109362) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:45 PM Author: chartreuse field She's from a wealthy family, right? Then her father must be paying for all of it. nbd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109369) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM Author: orchid juggernaut Her mother did the same thing to her father, so now he's completely broke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109410) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:48 PM Author: orchid juggernaut It's 10:30 p.m. when you arrive home from work. As you hang your coat up, you catch this new addition to the apartment out of the corner of your eye:
https://www.pamono.com/urban-wall-mirror-by-angela-ardisson-for-artplayfactory-2005
"Honey, don't you love it? It has such a charming, urban aesthetic!" |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:50 PM Author: Vermilion Razzle Theatre Coffee Pot lmfao jfc anyone who buys shit like this should be gassed. at least get a cool painting or something |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM Author: orchid juggernaut But honey, it's from ITALY! Isn't it wonderful? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109412) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:52 PM Author: Vermilion Razzle Theatre Coffee Pot yeah no, I'll stick with a cheerful 6.5 who thinks $50 dinners are classy, thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109414) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:54 AM Author: Mind-boggling Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110365) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:09 AM Author: bright gaping forum lmao.
During the night make a new one out of 2x4s from Lowe's and surreptitiously return this one |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM Author: wonderful deer antler Why cant she just buy a regular dildo instead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109407) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:53 PM Author: khaki beady-eyed windowlicker native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109420) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 AM Author: awkward potus candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110021) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:46 AM Author: Multi-colored dun set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110356) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:57 PM Author: wonderful deer antler I was just going through the "exceptional" items on that site. Who buys this garbage. It looks like cheap Wal Mart shit with an "artistic" (lol) bent marked up by 4000%. I guess that's the website owner's business model, there will be at least one rich sucker out there who would purchase a few of these to recoup Pamano's entire inventory costs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109436) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:58 PM Author: khaki beady-eyed windowlicker native don't you wanna lay on this and eat a box of lucky charms
https://www.pamono.com/una-articolo-indeterminativo-chaise-lounge-by-stefano-marolla-per-secondome-2016-edizione-limitata-9-pezzi-unici |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:03 AM Author: wonderful deer antler I'd rather develop back problems on this instead
https://www.pamono.com/squid-chair-by-marzio-rusconi-clerici-for-fragile-edizioni |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:05 AM Author: orchid juggernaut LMAO what in the actual fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109480) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:06 AM Author: khaki beady-eyed windowlicker native major cost savings compared to my chair selection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109485) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:43 AM Author: Sickened Metal Depressive Roast Beef lol this isn't for UMC professional servant class drones who think thrift has a moral valence and worry about what other people think of their taste. this is for life-long trust-funders who can drop twenty grand before rolling out of bed in the morning and don't care if something looks like shit because they'll probably have forgotten about it by lunch and nothing matters and everything is meaningless if you've had nine figures in the bank from birth and can indulge every impulse and whim without restraint (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109832) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:58 PM Author: Cordovan Trust Fund what percentage of my takehome is she spending in this hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109439) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:06 AM Author: orchid juggernaut You don't save money while living with her. The portion of your paycheck that you would normally NOT spend is what she is spending. You live paycheck to paycheck. If you manage to somehow save money, she insists you spend it on a lavish vacation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109486) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:08 AM Author: Cordovan Trust Fund so i live paycheck to paycheck but i can outspend her or does she demand a certain portion every month in order to stay loyal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109498) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:14 AM Author: orchid juggernaut If you start taking away a chunk of her spending money every month so that you can do something responsible with it (e.g. investing it), then she WILL notice what you're doing, and she WILL give a long, intimate blowjob to the tallest Chad she can find. (And no, that's not you.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109526) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:58 PM Author: Burgundy bateful fortuitous meteor Lmao at the proles in ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109441) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:00 AM Author: wonderful deer antler Explain how this 4th grade arts and craft model is $400
https://www.pamono.com/crystal-praying-mantis-brooch-by-isaac-monte-1 |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:07 AM Author: orchid juggernaut What in the fuck, that's disgusting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109490) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:00 AM Author: Vermilion Razzle Theatre Coffee Pot (guy poasting "Lmao at the proles in in this thread") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109449) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:20 AM Author: irradiated zombie-like school cafeteria TITMFCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109550) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:01 AM Author: wonderful deer antler Okay, I have no words for this
https://www.pamono.com/six-rock-glasses-by-deborah-ehrlich |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:02 AM Author: Vermilion Razzle Theatre Coffee Pot "Each of the six tumblers in this set is signed on the underside with a diamond tipped pen." A DIAMOND | TIPPED | PEN |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:04 AM Author: orchid juggernaut lmao, they look like something you'd buy at Target. Except that glasses from Target aren't signed with a pen or whatever the fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109473) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:05 AM Author: Vermilion Razzle Theatre Coffee Pot the ones from Target also probably won't shatter into a million pieces when your wife drops them like these "paper thin" ones will (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109479) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:03 AM Author: orchid juggernaut You pick up your bag from the airport luggage area after meeting with the client for three days in Cleveland. Your gorgeous wife, with her big, round, loving eyes and perfectly shaped ass, picks you up from the airport in the 2018 Range Rover Velar that she insisted you buy for her. She puts on these sunglasses, which you have never seen before: https://www.barneys.com/product/barton-perreira-demoiselle-sunglasses-505682434.html She must have bought them while you were in Cleveland. When you arrive home, your loving wife, grinning from ear to ear because she is so in love with you, asks you to take a look around. "What do you notice that's different?" It only takes you a moment to realize that your large Ikea floor lamp is missing, and in its place is this horrible thing: https://www.pamono.com/grasshopper-floor-lamp-by-floris-fiedeldij-for-artimeta-tivoli-1950s "It's just like a 1950s diner!" Your wife squeals excitedly, rubbing her hand up and down your chest. "Don't you like it?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109468) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:04 AM Author: Vermilion Razzle Theatre Coffee Pot guffawing here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109472) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:05 AM Author: Red Spectacular Gay Wizard Nibblets can I afford this or will she eventually bankrupt us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109476) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:08 AM Author: orchid juggernaut Technically you CAN afford it. You don't save any money from your paychecks, but you're not going to go bankrupt, either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109495) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:10 AM Author: khaki beady-eyed windowlicker native to be fair, that lamp is iconic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109503) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:12 AM Author: orchid juggernaut Would you really pay three grand for it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109516) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:14 AM Author: khaki beady-eyed windowlicker native if I was Beyonce sure
that particular item you linked to is just far and away more worthy than anything else you linked to |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:08 AM Author: at-the-ready trip lay having a job - or even a hobby she's passionate about - would prevent her from having too much free time to find things like that/ways to spend your money. just a thought. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109494) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:09 AM Author: orchid juggernaut I know people who live with/are engaged to/are married to women like this, and the women will generally find any excuse in the world to not get a job. E.g. if they do Instagram modeling or dancing, then they'll consider it their "job," even if it produces little to no income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109502) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:10 AM Author: Burgundy bateful fortuitous meteor “So, why are you interested in working for White and Case?” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109509) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:23 AM Author: Big Travel Guidebook Stag Film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109559) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:15 AM Author: irradiated zombie-like school cafeteria Those are fucking sweet vases, you TTT prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109528) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:16 AM Author: orchid juggernaut your moniker is great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36109536) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:23 AM Author: irradiated zombie-like school cafeteria tyty we are FRIENDS also your moniker made me fondly recall this amazing musical performance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-D7UneS0E |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:43 AM Author: Soul-stirring business firm dopamine Introduce her to Dave Ramsey Show (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110353) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:53 AM Author: Ruby shaky yarmulke state if she's hot, who cares (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110363) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:12 AM Author: bright gaping forum entertaining thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984263&forum_id=2#36110874) |