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Any bros doing practice group lunches for summers have tips?
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM Author: Comical jewess knife What are some good tips to get summers interested in your practice? Do you tell lots of war stories? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113196) |
Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM Author: bonkers awkward meetinghouse suck their dicks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113199) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:31 PM Author: Insane Spot take them to trapeze lessons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113203) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM Author: spectacular church building Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the excruciating silence with questions about your practice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113212) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:00 PM Author: Shimmering Rigpig Foreskin My blood pressure went up just from reading this description (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115205) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM Author: rebellious up-to-no-good lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117214) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM Author: bonkers awkward meetinghouse go to one those painting classes where you drink wine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113216) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:34 PM Author: Buck-toothed jew Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit with your clenrs and get them all fucked up spewing business advice and financial theories to everyone super cocky and show them that it IS in fact how every week is in your practice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113221) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM Author: passionate self-centered school cafeteria really tough guy lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113229) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM Author: Comical jewess knife My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bodies next year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113235) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM Author: Buck-toothed jew Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an hour giving directions and then tell they are doing the real thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113243) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM Author: passionate self-centered school cafeteria really tough guy then be the type of guy summers would want to work for.
but if you're saying like things like 'war stories' and 'fresh bodies', i doubt that would ever be the case |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:38 PM Author: Comical jewess knife Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t going to convinced by personalities, they want to know what you’re actually doing as an associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113257) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:39 PM Author: Underhanded preventive strike brethren hmm
maybe this guy is right
i dunno - i've been successful with my approach |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:43 PM Author: passionate self-centered school cafeteria really tough guy false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more important than the substance of their work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113289) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM Author: bonkers awkward meetinghouse the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113305) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM Author: passionate self-centered school cafeteria really tough guy right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113309) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:46 PM Author: bonkers awkward meetinghouse summers might not realize this yet, however (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113313) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:50 PM Author: passionate self-centered school cafeteria really tough guy but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior associate like op with bread crumbs all over his BB shirt telling them 'war stories' about being at the printers at 4am (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113351) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:45 AM Author: Twinkling Slap-happy Field Boltzmann Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come back in 15 months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117227) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:48 AM Author: indecent library background story Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and they will be almost entirely convinced based on personality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117234) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:07 PM Author: rebellious up-to-no-good lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115247) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:37 PM Author: Underhanded preventive strike brethren looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the truth
they will get off on hearing how HARD you work and how you're working on FRONT PAGE DEALS and that they can be JUST LIKE YOU if they only put their minds to it |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:41 PM Author: black cracking boiling water ceo tell them to email rach and cop monikers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113277) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:42 PM Author: gaped jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113285) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:59 AM Author: carnelian confused house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117245) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM Author: Comical jewess knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113643) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM Author: Concupiscible Legal Warrant Organic Girlfriend Show them IFNB power poses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113653) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:19 PM Author: Comical jewess knife Probably Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113959) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:20 PM Author: bonkers awkward meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113963) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:01 PM Author: Shimmering Rigpig Foreskin Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl or wood) if you’re going to be doing IFNB stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115213) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:03 PM Author: Soul-stirring henna friendly grandma cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119730) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:47 PM Author: Balding Hairraiser Abode Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going to make much progress there. The most effective way to lure people to your group (assuming you're not in some world renowned group that HYS kids are clawing each other's eyes out to get into) is to be the fun group that goes out and drinks a bunch and stresses the work hard play hard bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115139) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:49 PM Author: Charismatic National Security Agency Rigor They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at events because of #METOO; fucking bullshit. Anyone else got this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115149) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:08 PM Author: Concupiscible Legal Warrant Organic Girlfriend I heard this is becoming more common (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115977) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:54 PM Author: Insane Spot Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers at the end of the summer? Or are you trying to make them pick your group over another one? If the latter, a meaningful personal connection >>>>> work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115177) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:58 PM Author: Balding Hairraiser Abode Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice group. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115196) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM Author: Comical jewess knife The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracurricular activities so it’s reslly up to the more sociable associates like me. The few get togethers we have had have been poorly attended. A lot of departures recently so I just want to make sure we get enough juniors year otherwise work will get pushed up to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115271) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:23 PM Author: Insane Spot just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with them outside of the summer class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115688) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:19 PM Author: Comical jewess knife Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events? Sounds creepy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116059) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:26 PM Author: Chrome Locale They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But if you need them to join say that there is a ton of work to be done in your niche group and it would be a wise idea to consider it so that they can specialize early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115704) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:13 PM Author: Soggy pervert dopamine Ask HR to increase your headcount (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116019) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM Author: Wonderful carmine hall toilet seat biglaw sounds 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116028) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:26 PM Author: Snowy piazza tons of parties, people getting blasted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116133) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM Author: rebellious up-to-no-good lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117213) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:46 AM Author: Twinkling Slap-happy Field Boltzmann Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in what you do. Let them do “cool” shit like travel as a summer to attend a deposit or go to a hearing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117230) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: Comical jewess knife I’m a transactional lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119700) |