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Any bros doing practice group lunches for summers have tips?

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your pr...
copper sanctuary cuckoldry
  05/23/18
suck their dicks
Lime theater
  05/23/18
take them to trapeze lessons
Insane Pearl Lay Volcanic Crater
  05/23/18
Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the...
lavender geriatric nursing home preventive strike
  05/23/18
My blood pressure went up just from reading this description
bateful mint lodge
  05/23/18
...
lascivious salmon fortuitous meteor
  05/24/18
go to one those painting classes where you drink wine
Lime theater
  05/23/18
Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit w...
Boyish Mood Native
  05/23/18
lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this ques...
Vengeful Insecure Senate Round Eye
  05/23/18
My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bod...
copper sanctuary cuckoldry
  05/23/18
Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an h...
Boyish Mood Native
  05/23/18
then be the type of guy summers would want to work for. ...
Vengeful Insecure Senate Round Eye
  05/23/18
Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t goi...
copper sanctuary cuckoldry
  05/23/18
hmm maybe this guy is right i dunno - i've been succes...
Sepia submissive black woman
  05/23/18
false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more impor...
Vengeful Insecure Senate Round Eye
  05/23/18
the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit
Lime theater
  05/23/18
right
Vengeful Insecure Senate Round Eye
  05/23/18
summers might not realize this yet, however
Lime theater
  05/23/18
but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior as...
Vengeful Insecure Senate Round Eye
  05/23/18
Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come...
brilliant tripping parlor juggernaut
  05/24/18
Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and ...
swollen site
  05/24/18
...
lascivious salmon fortuitous meteor
  05/23/18
looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the t...
Sepia submissive black woman
  05/23/18
tell them to email rach and cop monikers
Fighting Pervert
  05/23/18
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Hairless trust fund
  05/23/18
...
Nighttime dysfunction
  05/24/18
...
copper sanctuary cuckoldry
  05/23/18
Show them IFNB power poses
Aphrodisiac Wine Institution
  05/23/18
Probably Cr
copper sanctuary cuckoldry
  05/23/18
...
Lime theater
  05/23/18
Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl o...
bateful mint lodge
  05/23/18
cr
tan pit filthpig
  05/24/18
Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going ...
Big tanning salon
  05/23/18
They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at event...
orchid outnumbered clown
  05/23/18
I heard this is becoming more common
Aphrodisiac Wine Institution
  05/23/18
Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers...
Insane Pearl Lay Volcanic Crater
  05/23/18
Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice gro...
Big tanning salon
  05/23/18
The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracu...
copper sanctuary cuckoldry
  05/23/18
just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with ...
Insane Pearl Lay Volcanic Crater
  05/23/18
Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events?...
copper sanctuary cuckoldry
  05/23/18
They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But ...
hairraiser zippy stead
  05/23/18
Ask HR to increase your headcount
spectacular opaque whorehouse old irish cottage
  05/23/18
biglaw sounds 180
adventurous alcoholic church building faggot firefighter
  05/23/18
tons of parties, people getting blasted
slate macaca
  05/23/18
...
lascivious salmon fortuitous meteor
  05/24/18
Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in ...
brilliant tripping parlor juggernaut
  05/24/18
I’m a transactional lawyer
copper sanctuary cuckoldry
  05/24/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: copper sanctuary cuckoldry

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your practice? Do you tell lots of war stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Lime theater

suck their dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113199)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Insane Pearl Lay Volcanic Crater

take them to trapeze lessons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113203)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: lavender geriatric nursing home preventive strike

Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the excruciating silence with questions about your practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113212)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: bateful mint lodge

My blood pressure went up just from reading this description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115205)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: lascivious salmon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Lime theater

go to one those painting classes where you drink wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113216)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: Boyish Mood Native

Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit with your clenrs and get them all fucked up spewing business advice and financial theories to everyone super cocky and show them that it IS in fact how every week is in your practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113221)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Vengeful Insecure Senate Round Eye

lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113229)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: copper sanctuary cuckoldry

My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bodies next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113235)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Boyish Mood Native

Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an hour giving directions and then tell they are doing the real thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113243)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Vengeful Insecure Senate Round Eye

then be the type of guy summers would want to work for.

but if you're saying like things like 'war stories' and 'fresh bodies', i doubt that would ever be the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113244)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: copper sanctuary cuckoldry

Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t going to convinced by personalities, they want to know what you’re actually doing as an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113257)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Sepia submissive black woman

hmm

maybe this guy is right

i dunno - i've been successful with my approach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113265)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Vengeful Insecure Senate Round Eye

false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more important than the substance of their work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113289)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Lime theater

the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113305)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Vengeful Insecure Senate Round Eye

right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113309)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Lime theater

summers might not realize this yet, however

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113313)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Vengeful Insecure Senate Round Eye

but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior associate like op with bread crumbs all over his BB shirt telling them 'war stories' about being at the printers at 4am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113351)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:45 AM
Author: brilliant tripping parlor juggernaut

Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come back in 15 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117227)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:48 AM
Author: swollen site

Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and they will be almost entirely convinced based on personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117234)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: lascivious salmon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115247)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Sepia submissive black woman

looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the truth

they will get off on hearing how HARD you work and how you're working on FRONT PAGE DEALS and that they can be JUST LIKE YOU if they only put their minds to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113254)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Fighting Pervert

tell them to email rach and cop monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113277)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Hairless trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113285)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:59 AM
Author: Nighttime dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117245)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: copper sanctuary cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113643)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Wine Institution

Show them IFNB power poses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113653)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: copper sanctuary cuckoldry

Probably Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113959)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Lime theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113963)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: bateful mint lodge

Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl or wood) if you’re going to be doing IFNB stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: tan pit filthpig

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119730)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: Big tanning salon

Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going to make much progress there. The most effective way to lure people to your group (assuming you're not in some world renowned group that HYS kids are clawing each other's eyes out to get into) is to be the fun group that goes out and drinks a bunch and stresses the work hard play hard bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115139)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: orchid outnumbered clown

They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at events because of #METOO; fucking bullshit. Anyone else got this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115149)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Wine Institution

I heard this is becoming more common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115977)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Insane Pearl Lay Volcanic Crater

Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers at the end of the summer? Or are you trying to make them pick your group over another one? If the latter, a meaningful personal connection >>>>> work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115177)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: Big tanning salon

Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: copper sanctuary cuckoldry

The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracurricular activities so it’s reslly up to the more sociable associates like me. The few get togethers we have had have been poorly attended. A lot of departures recently so I just want to make sure we get enough juniors year otherwise work will get pushed up to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Insane Pearl Lay Volcanic Crater

just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with them outside of the summer class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115688)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: copper sanctuary cuckoldry

Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events? Sounds creepy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116059)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: hairraiser zippy stead

They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But if you need them to join say that there is a ton of work to be done in your niche group and it would be a wise idea to consider it so that they can specialize early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115704)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: spectacular opaque whorehouse old irish cottage

Ask HR to increase your headcount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116019)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: adventurous alcoholic church building faggot firefighter

biglaw sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116028)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: slate macaca

tons of parties, people getting blasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116133)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: lascivious salmon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:46 AM
Author: brilliant tripping parlor juggernaut

Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in what you do. Let them do “cool” shit like travel as a summer to attend a deposit or go to a hearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117230)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: copper sanctuary cuckoldry

I’m a transactional lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119700)