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Any bros doing practice group lunches for summers have tips?
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM Author: swashbuckling wagecucks What are some good tips to get summers interested in your practice? Do you tell lots of war stories? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113196) |
Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM Author: Translucent hall suck their dicks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113199) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:31 PM Author: Insanely creepy big faggotry take them to trapeze lessons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113203) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM Author: Arousing tanning salon Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the excruciating silence with questions about your practice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113212) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:00 PM Author: Supple puppy scourge upon the earth My blood pressure went up just from reading this description (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115205) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM Author: Primrose slap-happy mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117214) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM Author: Translucent hall go to one those painting classes where you drink wine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113216) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:34 PM Author: Umber bisexual tank Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit with your clenrs and get them all fucked up spewing business advice and financial theories to everyone super cocky and show them that it IS in fact how every week is in your practice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113221) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM Author: buck-toothed affirmative action shrine lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113229) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM Author: swashbuckling wagecucks My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bodies next year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113235) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM Author: Umber bisexual tank Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an hour giving directions and then tell they are doing the real thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113243) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM Author: buck-toothed affirmative action shrine then be the type of guy summers would want to work for.
but if you're saying like things like 'war stories' and 'fresh bodies', i doubt that would ever be the case |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:38 PM Author: swashbuckling wagecucks Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t going to convinced by personalities, they want to know what you’re actually doing as an associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113257) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:39 PM Author: saffron hell mood hmm
maybe this guy is right
i dunno - i've been successful with my approach |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:43 PM Author: buck-toothed affirmative action shrine false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more important than the substance of their work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113289) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM Author: Translucent hall the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113305) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM Author: buck-toothed affirmative action shrine right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113309) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:46 PM Author: Translucent hall summers might not realize this yet, however (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113313) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:50 PM Author: buck-toothed affirmative action shrine but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior associate like op with bread crumbs all over his BB shirt telling them 'war stories' about being at the printers at 4am (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113351) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:45 AM Author: jet heady ticket booth Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come back in 15 months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117227) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:48 AM Author: Frozen White Place Of Business Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and they will be almost entirely convinced based on personality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117234) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:07 PM Author: Primrose slap-happy mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115247) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:37 PM Author: saffron hell mood looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the truth
they will get off on hearing how HARD you work and how you're working on FRONT PAGE DEALS and that they can be JUST LIKE YOU if they only put their minds to it |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:41 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle effete voyeur tell them to email rach and cop monikers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113277) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:42 PM Author: jade nudist pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113285) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:59 AM Author: greedy milky nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117245) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM Author: swashbuckling wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113643) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM Author: At-the-ready Whorehouse Show them IFNB power poses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113653) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:19 PM Author: swashbuckling wagecucks Probably Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113959) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:20 PM Author: Translucent hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113963) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:01 PM Author: Supple puppy scourge upon the earth Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl or wood) if you’re going to be doing IFNB stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115213) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:03 PM Author: curious space police squad cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119730) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:47 PM Author: electric opaque trump supporter gas station Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going to make much progress there. The most effective way to lure people to your group (assuming you're not in some world renowned group that HYS kids are clawing each other's eyes out to get into) is to be the fun group that goes out and drinks a bunch and stresses the work hard play hard bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115139) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:49 PM Author: adventurous stead international law enforcement agency They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at events because of #METOO; fucking bullshit. Anyone else got this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115149) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:08 PM Author: At-the-ready Whorehouse I heard this is becoming more common (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115977) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:54 PM Author: Insanely creepy big faggotry Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers at the end of the summer? Or are you trying to make them pick your group over another one? If the latter, a meaningful personal connection >>>>> work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115177) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:58 PM Author: electric opaque trump supporter gas station Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice group. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115196) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM Author: swashbuckling wagecucks The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracurricular activities so it’s reslly up to the more sociable associates like me. The few get togethers we have had have been poorly attended. A lot of departures recently so I just want to make sure we get enough juniors year otherwise work will get pushed up to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115271) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:23 PM Author: Insanely creepy big faggotry just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with them outside of the summer class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115688) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:19 PM Author: swashbuckling wagecucks Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events? Sounds creepy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116059) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:26 PM Author: Navy costumed locus haunted graveyard They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But if you need them to join say that there is a ton of work to be done in your niche group and it would be a wise idea to consider it so that they can specialize early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115704) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:13 PM Author: Hyperventilating Sneaky Criminal Ask HR to increase your headcount (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116019) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM Author: contagious meetinghouse biglaw sounds 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116028) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:26 PM Author: medicated lay indirect expression tons of parties, people getting blasted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116133) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM Author: Primrose slap-happy mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117213) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:46 AM Author: jet heady ticket booth Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in what you do. Let them do “cool” shit like travel as a summer to attend a deposit or go to a hearing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117230) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: swashbuckling wagecucks I’m a transactional lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119700) |