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Any bros doing practice group lunches for summers have tips?

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your pr...
Flushed diverse french chef
  05/23/18
suck their dicks
Big-titted Cruise Ship Puppy
  05/23/18
take them to trapeze lessons
snowy state
  05/23/18
Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the...
iridescent school cafeteria
  05/23/18
My blood pressure went up just from reading this description
floppy carnelian school
  05/23/18
...
Bossy Coffee Pot
  05/24/18
go to one those painting classes where you drink wine
Big-titted Cruise Ship Puppy
  05/23/18
Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit w...
honey-headed beady-eyed stage dopamine
  05/23/18
lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this ques...
wild kink-friendly trailer park
  05/23/18
My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bod...
Flushed diverse french chef
  05/23/18
Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an h...
honey-headed beady-eyed stage dopamine
  05/23/18
then be the type of guy summers would want to work for. ...
wild kink-friendly trailer park
  05/23/18
Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t goi...
Flushed diverse french chef
  05/23/18
hmm maybe this guy is right i dunno - i've been succes...
White geriatric set fat ankles
  05/23/18
false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more impor...
wild kink-friendly trailer park
  05/23/18
the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit
Big-titted Cruise Ship Puppy
  05/23/18
right
wild kink-friendly trailer park
  05/23/18
summers might not realize this yet, however
Big-titted Cruise Ship Puppy
  05/23/18
but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior as...
wild kink-friendly trailer park
  05/23/18
Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come...
bespoke theatre knife
  05/24/18
Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and ...
Silver Indecent Piazza Cuck
  05/24/18
...
Bossy Coffee Pot
  05/23/18
looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the t...
White geriatric set fat ankles
  05/23/18
tell them to email rach and cop monikers
Zombie-like dull goal in life step-uncle's house
  05/23/18
...
red supple theater stage multi-billionaire
  05/23/18
...
topaz wonderful lay keepsake machete
  05/24/18
...
Flushed diverse french chef
  05/23/18
Show them IFNB power poses
laughsome kitty cat
  05/23/18
Probably Cr
Flushed diverse french chef
  05/23/18
...
Big-titted Cruise Ship Puppy
  05/23/18
Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl o...
floppy carnelian school
  05/23/18
cr
spruce fragrant resort
  05/24/18
Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going ...
Chrome range legal warrant
  05/23/18
They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at event...
Deranged Pearl Weed Whacker
  05/23/18
I heard this is becoming more common
laughsome kitty cat
  05/23/18
Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers...
snowy state
  05/23/18
Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice gro...
Chrome range legal warrant
  05/23/18
The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracu...
Flushed diverse french chef
  05/23/18
just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with ...
snowy state
  05/23/18
Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events?...
Flushed diverse french chef
  05/23/18
They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But ...
elite well-lubricated sweet tailpipe whorehouse
  05/23/18
Ask HR to increase your headcount
Cracking Lemon Feces Church Building
  05/23/18
biglaw sounds 180
big stock car
  05/23/18
tons of parties, people getting blasted
puce cocky abode mood
  05/23/18
...
Bossy Coffee Pot
  05/24/18
Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in ...
bespoke theatre knife
  05/24/18
I’m a transactional lawyer
Flushed diverse french chef
  05/24/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Flushed diverse french chef

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your practice? Do you tell lots of war stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Big-titted Cruise Ship Puppy

suck their dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113199)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: snowy state

take them to trapeze lessons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113203)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: iridescent school cafeteria

Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the excruciating silence with questions about your practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113212)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: floppy carnelian school

My blood pressure went up just from reading this description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115205)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: Bossy Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Big-titted Cruise Ship Puppy

go to one those painting classes where you drink wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113216)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: honey-headed beady-eyed stage dopamine

Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit with your clenrs and get them all fucked up spewing business advice and financial theories to everyone super cocky and show them that it IS in fact how every week is in your practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113221)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: wild kink-friendly trailer park

lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113229)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Flushed diverse french chef

My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bodies next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113235)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: honey-headed beady-eyed stage dopamine

Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an hour giving directions and then tell they are doing the real thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113243)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: wild kink-friendly trailer park

then be the type of guy summers would want to work for.

but if you're saying like things like 'war stories' and 'fresh bodies', i doubt that would ever be the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113244)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Flushed diverse french chef

Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t going to convinced by personalities, they want to know what you’re actually doing as an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113257)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: White geriatric set fat ankles

hmm

maybe this guy is right

i dunno - i've been successful with my approach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113265)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: wild kink-friendly trailer park

false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more important than the substance of their work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113289)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Big-titted Cruise Ship Puppy

the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113305)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: wild kink-friendly trailer park

right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113309)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Big-titted Cruise Ship Puppy

summers might not realize this yet, however

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113313)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: wild kink-friendly trailer park

but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior associate like op with bread crumbs all over his BB shirt telling them 'war stories' about being at the printers at 4am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113351)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:45 AM
Author: bespoke theatre knife

Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come back in 15 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117227)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:48 AM
Author: Silver Indecent Piazza Cuck

Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and they will be almost entirely convinced based on personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117234)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Bossy Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115247)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: White geriatric set fat ankles

looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the truth

they will get off on hearing how HARD you work and how you're working on FRONT PAGE DEALS and that they can be JUST LIKE YOU if they only put their minds to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113254)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Zombie-like dull goal in life step-uncle's house

tell them to email rach and cop monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113277)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: red supple theater stage multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113285)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:59 AM
Author: topaz wonderful lay keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117245)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Flushed diverse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113643)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: laughsome kitty cat

Show them IFNB power poses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113653)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Flushed diverse french chef

Probably Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113959)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Big-titted Cruise Ship Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113963)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: floppy carnelian school

Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl or wood) if you’re going to be doing IFNB stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: spruce fragrant resort

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119730)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: Chrome range legal warrant

Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going to make much progress there. The most effective way to lure people to your group (assuming you're not in some world renowned group that HYS kids are clawing each other's eyes out to get into) is to be the fun group that goes out and drinks a bunch and stresses the work hard play hard bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115139)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Deranged Pearl Weed Whacker

They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at events because of #METOO; fucking bullshit. Anyone else got this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115149)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: laughsome kitty cat

I heard this is becoming more common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115977)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: snowy state

Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers at the end of the summer? Or are you trying to make them pick your group over another one? If the latter, a meaningful personal connection >>>>> work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115177)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: Chrome range legal warrant

Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Flushed diverse french chef

The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracurricular activities so it’s reslly up to the more sociable associates like me. The few get togethers we have had have been poorly attended. A lot of departures recently so I just want to make sure we get enough juniors year otherwise work will get pushed up to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: snowy state

just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with them outside of the summer class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115688)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: Flushed diverse french chef

Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events? Sounds creepy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116059)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: elite well-lubricated sweet tailpipe whorehouse

They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But if you need them to join say that there is a ton of work to be done in your niche group and it would be a wise idea to consider it so that they can specialize early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115704)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Cracking Lemon Feces Church Building

Ask HR to increase your headcount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116019)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: big stock car

biglaw sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116028)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: puce cocky abode mood

tons of parties, people getting blasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116133)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: Bossy Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:46 AM
Author: bespoke theatre knife

Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in what you do. Let them do “cool” shit like travel as a summer to attend a deposit or go to a hearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117230)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Flushed diverse french chef

I’m a transactional lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119700)