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Any bros doing practice group lunches for summers have tips?

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your pr...
Jade indecent location giraffe
  05/23/18
suck their dicks
Canary disrespectful temple wagecucks
  05/23/18
take them to trapeze lessons
dun drunken new version
  05/23/18
Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the...
razzle-dazzle peach box office
  05/23/18
My blood pressure went up just from reading this description
Bat shit crazy newt useless brakes
  05/23/18
...
Laughsome translucent skinny woman
  05/24/18
go to one those painting classes where you drink wine
Canary disrespectful temple wagecucks
  05/23/18
Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit w...
Lavender 180 persian rehab
  05/23/18
lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this ques...
Primrose Ladyboy
  05/23/18
My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bod...
Jade indecent location giraffe
  05/23/18
Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an h...
Lavender 180 persian rehab
  05/23/18
then be the type of guy summers would want to work for. ...
Primrose Ladyboy
  05/23/18
Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t goi...
Jade indecent location giraffe
  05/23/18
hmm maybe this guy is right i dunno - i've been succes...
cerebral stock car indian lodge
  05/23/18
false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more impor...
Primrose Ladyboy
  05/23/18
the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit
Canary disrespectful temple wagecucks
  05/23/18
right
Primrose Ladyboy
  05/23/18
summers might not realize this yet, however
Canary disrespectful temple wagecucks
  05/23/18
but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior as...
Primrose Ladyboy
  05/23/18
Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come...
vigorous brass pozpig
  05/24/18
Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and ...
Marvelous Kitty Antidepressant Drug
  05/24/18
...
Laughsome translucent skinny woman
  05/23/18
looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the t...
cerebral stock car indian lodge
  05/23/18
tell them to email rach and cop monikers
mildly autistic milk
  05/23/18
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adventurous stubborn university
  05/23/18
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Pontificating bateful jewess
  05/24/18
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Jade indecent location giraffe
  05/23/18
Show them IFNB power poses
supple set
  05/23/18
Probably Cr
Jade indecent location giraffe
  05/23/18
...
Canary disrespectful temple wagecucks
  05/23/18
Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl o...
Bat shit crazy newt useless brakes
  05/23/18
cr
Awkward plaza dopamine
  05/24/18
Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going ...
aromatic menage sneaky criminal
  05/23/18
They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at event...
Bearded excitant lodge private investor
  05/23/18
I heard this is becoming more common
supple set
  05/23/18
Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers...
dun drunken new version
  05/23/18
Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice gro...
aromatic menage sneaky criminal
  05/23/18
The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracu...
Jade indecent location giraffe
  05/23/18
just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with ...
dun drunken new version
  05/23/18
Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events?...
Jade indecent location giraffe
  05/23/18
They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But ...
Scarlet Razzmatazz Filthpig Property
  05/23/18
Ask HR to increase your headcount
Dead transparent affirmative action
  05/23/18
biglaw sounds 180
white bat-shit-crazy institution sweet tailpipe
  05/23/18
tons of parties, people getting blasted
Topaz Resort Idea He Suggested
  05/23/18
...
Laughsome translucent skinny woman
  05/24/18
Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in ...
vigorous brass pozpig
  05/24/18
I’m a transactional lawyer
Jade indecent location giraffe
  05/24/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Jade indecent location giraffe

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your practice? Do you tell lots of war stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Canary disrespectful temple wagecucks

suck their dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113199)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: dun drunken new version

take them to trapeze lessons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113203)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle peach box office

Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the excruciating silence with questions about your practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113212)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy newt useless brakes

My blood pressure went up just from reading this description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115205)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: Laughsome translucent skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Canary disrespectful temple wagecucks

go to one those painting classes where you drink wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113216)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: Lavender 180 persian rehab

Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit with your clenrs and get them all fucked up spewing business advice and financial theories to everyone super cocky and show them that it IS in fact how every week is in your practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113221)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Primrose Ladyboy

lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113229)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Jade indecent location giraffe

My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bodies next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113235)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Lavender 180 persian rehab

Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an hour giving directions and then tell they are doing the real thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113243)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Primrose Ladyboy

then be the type of guy summers would want to work for.

but if you're saying like things like 'war stories' and 'fresh bodies', i doubt that would ever be the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113244)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Jade indecent location giraffe

Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t going to convinced by personalities, they want to know what you’re actually doing as an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113257)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: cerebral stock car indian lodge

hmm

maybe this guy is right

i dunno - i've been successful with my approach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113265)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Primrose Ladyboy

false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more important than the substance of their work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113289)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Canary disrespectful temple wagecucks

the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113305)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Primrose Ladyboy

right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113309)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Canary disrespectful temple wagecucks

summers might not realize this yet, however

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113313)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Primrose Ladyboy

but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior associate like op with bread crumbs all over his BB shirt telling them 'war stories' about being at the printers at 4am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113351)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:45 AM
Author: vigorous brass pozpig

Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come back in 15 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117227)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:48 AM
Author: Marvelous Kitty Antidepressant Drug

Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and they will be almost entirely convinced based on personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117234)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Laughsome translucent skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115247)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: cerebral stock car indian lodge

looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the truth

they will get off on hearing how HARD you work and how you're working on FRONT PAGE DEALS and that they can be JUST LIKE YOU if they only put their minds to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113254)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: mildly autistic milk

tell them to email rach and cop monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113277)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: adventurous stubborn university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113285)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:59 AM
Author: Pontificating bateful jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117245)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Jade indecent location giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113643)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: supple set

Show them IFNB power poses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113653)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Jade indecent location giraffe

Probably Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113959)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Canary disrespectful temple wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113963)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy newt useless brakes

Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl or wood) if you’re going to be doing IFNB stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: Awkward plaza dopamine

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119730)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: aromatic menage sneaky criminal

Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going to make much progress there. The most effective way to lure people to your group (assuming you're not in some world renowned group that HYS kids are clawing each other's eyes out to get into) is to be the fun group that goes out and drinks a bunch and stresses the work hard play hard bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115139)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Bearded excitant lodge private investor

They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at events because of #METOO; fucking bullshit. Anyone else got this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115149)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: supple set

I heard this is becoming more common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115977)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: dun drunken new version

Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers at the end of the summer? Or are you trying to make them pick your group over another one? If the latter, a meaningful personal connection >>>>> work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115177)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: aromatic menage sneaky criminal

Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Jade indecent location giraffe

The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracurricular activities so it’s reslly up to the more sociable associates like me. The few get togethers we have had have been poorly attended. A lot of departures recently so I just want to make sure we get enough juniors year otherwise work will get pushed up to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: dun drunken new version

just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with them outside of the summer class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115688)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: Jade indecent location giraffe

Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events? Sounds creepy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116059)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Scarlet Razzmatazz Filthpig Property

They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But if you need them to join say that there is a ton of work to be done in your niche group and it would be a wise idea to consider it so that they can specialize early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115704)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Dead transparent affirmative action

Ask HR to increase your headcount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116019)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: white bat-shit-crazy institution sweet tailpipe

biglaw sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116028)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Topaz Resort Idea He Suggested

tons of parties, people getting blasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116133)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: Laughsome translucent skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:46 AM
Author: vigorous brass pozpig

Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in what you do. Let them do “cool” shit like travel as a summer to attend a deposit or go to a hearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117230)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Jade indecent location giraffe

I’m a transactional lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119700)