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Any bros doing practice group lunches for summers have tips?

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your pr...
beady-eyed home
  05/23/18
suck their dicks
Violent area
  05/23/18
take them to trapeze lessons
Galvanic brindle haunted graveyard
  05/23/18
Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the...
adulterous lettuce place of business
  05/23/18
My blood pressure went up just from reading this description
mind-boggling business firm ratface
  05/23/18
...
black center milk
  05/24/18
go to one those painting classes where you drink wine
Violent area
  05/23/18
Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit w...
blue tanning salon macaca
  05/23/18
lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this ques...
Cocky aphrodisiac legal warrant
  05/23/18
My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bod...
beady-eyed home
  05/23/18
Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an h...
blue tanning salon macaca
  05/23/18
then be the type of guy summers would want to work for. ...
Cocky aphrodisiac legal warrant
  05/23/18
Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t goi...
beady-eyed home
  05/23/18
hmm maybe this guy is right i dunno - i've been succes...
pearl angry clown
  05/23/18
false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more impor...
Cocky aphrodisiac legal warrant
  05/23/18
the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit
Violent area
  05/23/18
right
Cocky aphrodisiac legal warrant
  05/23/18
summers might not realize this yet, however
Violent area
  05/23/18
but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior as...
Cocky aphrodisiac legal warrant
  05/23/18
Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come...
Stimulating clear temple
  05/24/18
Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and ...
Razzle-dazzle boistinker
  05/24/18
...
black center milk
  05/23/18
looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the t...
pearl angry clown
  05/23/18
tell them to email rach and cop monikers
flickering flesh resort
  05/23/18
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comical irate corner goyim
  05/23/18
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copper histrionic factory reset button
  05/24/18
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beady-eyed home
  05/23/18
Show them IFNB power poses
Cerise excitant generalized bond national security agency
  05/23/18
Probably Cr
beady-eyed home
  05/23/18
...
Violent area
  05/23/18
Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl o...
mind-boggling business firm ratface
  05/23/18
cr
Titillating menage trump supporter
  05/24/18
Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going ...
shaky adventurous stock car
  05/23/18
They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at event...
Underhanded vivacious quadroon
  05/23/18
I heard this is becoming more common
Cerise excitant generalized bond national security agency
  05/23/18
Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers...
Galvanic brindle haunted graveyard
  05/23/18
Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice gro...
shaky adventurous stock car
  05/23/18
The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracu...
beady-eyed home
  05/23/18
just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with ...
Galvanic brindle haunted graveyard
  05/23/18
Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events?...
beady-eyed home
  05/23/18
They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But ...
180 Pozpig
  05/23/18
Ask HR to increase your headcount
Gold jet-lagged doctorate
  05/23/18
biglaw sounds 180
mentally impaired magenta lay
  05/23/18
tons of parties, people getting blasted
diverse snowy base
  05/23/18
...
black center milk
  05/24/18
Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in ...
Stimulating clear temple
  05/24/18
I’m a transactional lawyer
beady-eyed home
  05/24/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed home

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your practice? Do you tell lots of war stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Violent area

suck their dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113199)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Galvanic brindle haunted graveyard

take them to trapeze lessons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113203)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: adulterous lettuce place of business

Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the excruciating silence with questions about your practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113212)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling business firm ratface

My blood pressure went up just from reading this description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115205)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: black center milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Violent area

go to one those painting classes where you drink wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113216)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: blue tanning salon macaca

Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit with your clenrs and get them all fucked up spewing business advice and financial theories to everyone super cocky and show them that it IS in fact how every week is in your practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113221)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Cocky aphrodisiac legal warrant

lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113229)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed home

My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bodies next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113235)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: blue tanning salon macaca

Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an hour giving directions and then tell they are doing the real thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113243)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Cocky aphrodisiac legal warrant

then be the type of guy summers would want to work for.

but if you're saying like things like 'war stories' and 'fresh bodies', i doubt that would ever be the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113244)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed home

Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t going to convinced by personalities, they want to know what you’re actually doing as an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113257)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: pearl angry clown

hmm

maybe this guy is right

i dunno - i've been successful with my approach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113265)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Cocky aphrodisiac legal warrant

false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more important than the substance of their work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113289)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Violent area

the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113305)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Cocky aphrodisiac legal warrant

right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113309)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Violent area

summers might not realize this yet, however

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113313)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Cocky aphrodisiac legal warrant

but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior associate like op with bread crumbs all over his BB shirt telling them 'war stories' about being at the printers at 4am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113351)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:45 AM
Author: Stimulating clear temple

Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come back in 15 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117227)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:48 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle boistinker

Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and they will be almost entirely convinced based on personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117234)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: black center milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115247)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: pearl angry clown

looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the truth

they will get off on hearing how HARD you work and how you're working on FRONT PAGE DEALS and that they can be JUST LIKE YOU if they only put their minds to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113254)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: flickering flesh resort

tell them to email rach and cop monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113277)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: comical irate corner goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113285)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:59 AM
Author: copper histrionic factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117245)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113643)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Cerise excitant generalized bond national security agency

Show them IFNB power poses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113653)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed home

Probably Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113959)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Violent area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113963)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling business firm ratface

Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl or wood) if you’re going to be doing IFNB stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: Titillating menage trump supporter

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119730)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: shaky adventurous stock car

Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going to make much progress there. The most effective way to lure people to your group (assuming you're not in some world renowned group that HYS kids are clawing each other's eyes out to get into) is to be the fun group that goes out and drinks a bunch and stresses the work hard play hard bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115139)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Underhanded vivacious quadroon

They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at events because of #METOO; fucking bullshit. Anyone else got this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115149)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: Cerise excitant generalized bond national security agency

I heard this is becoming more common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115977)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Galvanic brindle haunted graveyard

Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers at the end of the summer? Or are you trying to make them pick your group over another one? If the latter, a meaningful personal connection >>>>> work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115177)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: shaky adventurous stock car

Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed home

The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracurricular activities so it’s reslly up to the more sociable associates like me. The few get togethers we have had have been poorly attended. A lot of departures recently so I just want to make sure we get enough juniors year otherwise work will get pushed up to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Galvanic brindle haunted graveyard

just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with them outside of the summer class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115688)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed home

Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events? Sounds creepy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116059)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: 180 Pozpig

They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But if you need them to join say that there is a ton of work to be done in your niche group and it would be a wise idea to consider it so that they can specialize early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115704)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Gold jet-lagged doctorate

Ask HR to increase your headcount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116019)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: mentally impaired magenta lay

biglaw sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116028)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: diverse snowy base

tons of parties, people getting blasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116133)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: black center milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:46 AM
Author: Stimulating clear temple

Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in what you do. Let them do “cool” shit like travel as a summer to attend a deposit or go to a hearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117230)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed home

I’m a transactional lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119700)