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Any bros doing practice group lunches for summers have tips?

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your pr...
jade deep deer antler
  05/23/18
suck their dicks
orchid thriller senate turdskin
  05/23/18
take them to trapeze lessons
Violent pontificating police squad
  05/23/18
Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the...
Dun Mexican Church
  05/23/18
My blood pressure went up just from reading this description
milky cracking temple knife
  05/23/18
...
Vivacious obsidian trailer park wrinkle
  05/24/18
go to one those painting classes where you drink wine
orchid thriller senate turdskin
  05/23/18
Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit w...
walnut curious locale nowag
  05/23/18
lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this ques...
Nudist crackhouse
  05/23/18
My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bod...
jade deep deer antler
  05/23/18
Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an h...
walnut curious locale nowag
  05/23/18
then be the type of guy summers would want to work for. ...
Nudist crackhouse
  05/23/18
Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t goi...
jade deep deer antler
  05/23/18
hmm maybe this guy is right i dunno - i've been succes...
Cerise orchestra pit queen of the night
  05/23/18
false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more impor...
Nudist crackhouse
  05/23/18
the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit
orchid thriller senate turdskin
  05/23/18
right
Nudist crackhouse
  05/23/18
summers might not realize this yet, however
orchid thriller senate turdskin
  05/23/18
but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior as...
Nudist crackhouse
  05/23/18
Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come...
bipolar really tough guy immigrant
  05/24/18
Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and ...
maroon free-loading stage newt
  05/24/18
...
Vivacious obsidian trailer park wrinkle
  05/23/18
looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the t...
Cerise orchestra pit queen of the night
  05/23/18
tell them to email rach and cop monikers
Lascivious flesh haunted graveyard
  05/23/18
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Smoky space striped hyena
  05/23/18
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Motley demanding potus
  05/24/18
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jade deep deer antler
  05/23/18
Show them IFNB power poses
Bateful rough-skinned office
  05/23/18
Probably Cr
jade deep deer antler
  05/23/18
...
orchid thriller senate turdskin
  05/23/18
Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl o...
milky cracking temple knife
  05/23/18
cr
mustard glittery rehab
  05/24/18
Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going ...
Impressive Iridescent Locus
  05/23/18
They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at event...
concupiscible umber set
  05/23/18
I heard this is becoming more common
Bateful rough-skinned office
  05/23/18
Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers...
Violent pontificating police squad
  05/23/18
Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice gro...
Impressive Iridescent Locus
  05/23/18
The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracu...
jade deep deer antler
  05/23/18
just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with ...
Violent pontificating police squad
  05/23/18
Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events?...
jade deep deer antler
  05/23/18
They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But ...
Adventurous plum mediation
  05/23/18
Ask HR to increase your headcount
Tantric razzle-dazzle heaven
  05/23/18
biglaw sounds 180
yellow alcoholic degenerate
  05/23/18
tons of parties, people getting blasted
Vigorous digit ratio toaster
  05/23/18
...
Vivacious obsidian trailer park wrinkle
  05/24/18
Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in ...
bipolar really tough guy immigrant
  05/24/18
I’m a transactional lawyer
jade deep deer antler
  05/24/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: jade deep deer antler

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your practice? Do you tell lots of war stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: orchid thriller senate turdskin

suck their dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113199)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Violent pontificating police squad

take them to trapeze lessons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113203)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Dun Mexican Church

Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the excruciating silence with questions about your practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113212)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: milky cracking temple knife

My blood pressure went up just from reading this description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115205)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: Vivacious obsidian trailer park wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: orchid thriller senate turdskin

go to one those painting classes where you drink wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113216)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: walnut curious locale nowag

Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit with your clenrs and get them all fucked up spewing business advice and financial theories to everyone super cocky and show them that it IS in fact how every week is in your practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113221)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Nudist crackhouse

lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113229)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: jade deep deer antler

My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bodies next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113235)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: walnut curious locale nowag

Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an hour giving directions and then tell they are doing the real thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113243)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Nudist crackhouse

then be the type of guy summers would want to work for.

but if you're saying like things like 'war stories' and 'fresh bodies', i doubt that would ever be the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113244)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: jade deep deer antler

Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t going to convinced by personalities, they want to know what you’re actually doing as an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113257)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Cerise orchestra pit queen of the night

hmm

maybe this guy is right

i dunno - i've been successful with my approach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113265)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Nudist crackhouse

false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more important than the substance of their work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113289)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: orchid thriller senate turdskin

the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113305)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Nudist crackhouse

right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113309)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: orchid thriller senate turdskin

summers might not realize this yet, however

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113313)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Nudist crackhouse

but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior associate like op with bread crumbs all over his BB shirt telling them 'war stories' about being at the printers at 4am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113351)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:45 AM
Author: bipolar really tough guy immigrant

Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come back in 15 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117227)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:48 AM
Author: maroon free-loading stage newt

Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and they will be almost entirely convinced based on personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117234)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Vivacious obsidian trailer park wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115247)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Cerise orchestra pit queen of the night

looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the truth

they will get off on hearing how HARD you work and how you're working on FRONT PAGE DEALS and that they can be JUST LIKE YOU if they only put their minds to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113254)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Lascivious flesh haunted graveyard

tell them to email rach and cop monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113277)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Smoky space striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113285)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:59 AM
Author: Motley demanding potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117245)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: jade deep deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113643)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Bateful rough-skinned office

Show them IFNB power poses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113653)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: jade deep deer antler

Probably Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113959)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: orchid thriller senate turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113963)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: milky cracking temple knife

Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl or wood) if you’re going to be doing IFNB stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: mustard glittery rehab

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119730)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: Impressive Iridescent Locus

Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going to make much progress there. The most effective way to lure people to your group (assuming you're not in some world renowned group that HYS kids are clawing each other's eyes out to get into) is to be the fun group that goes out and drinks a bunch and stresses the work hard play hard bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115139)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: concupiscible umber set

They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at events because of #METOO; fucking bullshit. Anyone else got this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115149)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: Bateful rough-skinned office

I heard this is becoming more common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115977)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Violent pontificating police squad

Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers at the end of the summer? Or are you trying to make them pick your group over another one? If the latter, a meaningful personal connection >>>>> work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115177)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: Impressive Iridescent Locus

Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: jade deep deer antler

The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracurricular activities so it’s reslly up to the more sociable associates like me. The few get togethers we have had have been poorly attended. A lot of departures recently so I just want to make sure we get enough juniors year otherwise work will get pushed up to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Violent pontificating police squad

just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with them outside of the summer class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115688)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: jade deep deer antler

Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events? Sounds creepy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116059)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Adventurous plum mediation

They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But if you need them to join say that there is a ton of work to be done in your niche group and it would be a wise idea to consider it so that they can specialize early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115704)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Tantric razzle-dazzle heaven

Ask HR to increase your headcount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116019)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: yellow alcoholic degenerate

biglaw sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116028)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Vigorous digit ratio toaster

tons of parties, people getting blasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116133)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: Vivacious obsidian trailer park wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:46 AM
Author: bipolar really tough guy immigrant

Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in what you do. Let them do “cool” shit like travel as a summer to attend a deposit or go to a hearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117230)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: jade deep deer antler

I’m a transactional lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119700)