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Any bros doing practice group lunches for summers have tips?

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your pr...
Crystalline cuck
  05/23/18
suck their dicks
Hideous razzle-dazzle pit preventive strike
  05/23/18
take them to trapeze lessons
Green submissive juggernaut school cafeteria
  05/23/18
Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the...
Bateful crackhouse mad-dog skullcap
  05/23/18
My blood pressure went up just from reading this description
Hilarious Histrionic Business Firm Blood Rage
  05/23/18
...
copper garrison
  05/24/18
go to one those painting classes where you drink wine
Hideous razzle-dazzle pit preventive strike
  05/23/18
Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit w...
sapphire athletic conference
  05/23/18
lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this ques...
galvanic bat shit crazy love of her life
  05/23/18
My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bod...
Crystalline cuck
  05/23/18
Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an h...
sapphire athletic conference
  05/23/18
then be the type of guy summers would want to work for. ...
galvanic bat shit crazy love of her life
  05/23/18
Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t goi...
Crystalline cuck
  05/23/18
hmm maybe this guy is right i dunno - i've been succes...
concupiscible naked kitty meetinghouse
  05/23/18
false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more impor...
galvanic bat shit crazy love of her life
  05/23/18
the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit
Hideous razzle-dazzle pit preventive strike
  05/23/18
right
galvanic bat shit crazy love of her life
  05/23/18
summers might not realize this yet, however
Hideous razzle-dazzle pit preventive strike
  05/23/18
but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior as...
galvanic bat shit crazy love of her life
  05/23/18
Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come...
sinister whorehouse
  05/24/18
Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and ...
bearded self-centered tanning salon
  05/24/18
...
copper garrison
  05/23/18
looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the t...
concupiscible naked kitty meetinghouse
  05/23/18
tell them to email rach and cop monikers
Brilliant rehab stain
  05/23/18
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Mischievous Sick Home
  05/23/18
...
up-to-no-good french area jew
  05/24/18
...
Crystalline cuck
  05/23/18
Show them IFNB power poses
chest-beating smoky gas station
  05/23/18
Probably Cr
Crystalline cuck
  05/23/18
...
Hideous razzle-dazzle pit preventive strike
  05/23/18
Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl o...
Hilarious Histrionic Business Firm Blood Rage
  05/23/18
cr
Jet-lagged wrinkle
  05/24/18
Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going ...
Wonderful Old Irish Cottage Karate
  05/23/18
They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at event...
bat-shit-crazy field
  05/23/18
I heard this is becoming more common
chest-beating smoky gas station
  05/23/18
Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers...
Green submissive juggernaut school cafeteria
  05/23/18
Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice gro...
Wonderful Old Irish Cottage Karate
  05/23/18
The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracu...
Crystalline cuck
  05/23/18
just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with ...
Green submissive juggernaut school cafeteria
  05/23/18
Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events?...
Crystalline cuck
  05/23/18
They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But ...
Flirting Crusty Pisswyrm Stead
  05/23/18
Ask HR to increase your headcount
Puce racy school knife
  05/23/18
biglaw sounds 180
180 prole gunner
  05/23/18
tons of parties, people getting blasted
Aggressive clear stage
  05/23/18
...
copper garrison
  05/24/18
Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in ...
sinister whorehouse
  05/24/18
I’m a transactional lawyer
Crystalline cuck
  05/24/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Crystalline cuck

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your practice? Do you tell lots of war stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Hideous razzle-dazzle pit preventive strike

suck their dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113199)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Green submissive juggernaut school cafeteria

take them to trapeze lessons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113203)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Bateful crackhouse mad-dog skullcap

Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the excruciating silence with questions about your practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113212)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Hilarious Histrionic Business Firm Blood Rage

My blood pressure went up just from reading this description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115205)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: copper garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Hideous razzle-dazzle pit preventive strike

go to one those painting classes where you drink wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113216)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: sapphire athletic conference

Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit with your clenrs and get them all fucked up spewing business advice and financial theories to everyone super cocky and show them that it IS in fact how every week is in your practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113221)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: galvanic bat shit crazy love of her life

lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113229)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Crystalline cuck

My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bodies next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113235)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: sapphire athletic conference

Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an hour giving directions and then tell they are doing the real thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113243)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: galvanic bat shit crazy love of her life

then be the type of guy summers would want to work for.

but if you're saying like things like 'war stories' and 'fresh bodies', i doubt that would ever be the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113244)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Crystalline cuck

Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t going to convinced by personalities, they want to know what you’re actually doing as an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113257)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: concupiscible naked kitty meetinghouse

hmm

maybe this guy is right

i dunno - i've been successful with my approach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113265)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: galvanic bat shit crazy love of her life

false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more important than the substance of their work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113289)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Hideous razzle-dazzle pit preventive strike

the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113305)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: galvanic bat shit crazy love of her life

right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113309)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Hideous razzle-dazzle pit preventive strike

summers might not realize this yet, however

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113313)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: galvanic bat shit crazy love of her life

but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior associate like op with bread crumbs all over his BB shirt telling them 'war stories' about being at the printers at 4am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113351)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:45 AM
Author: sinister whorehouse

Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come back in 15 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117227)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:48 AM
Author: bearded self-centered tanning salon

Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and they will be almost entirely convinced based on personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117234)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: copper garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115247)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: concupiscible naked kitty meetinghouse

looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the truth

they will get off on hearing how HARD you work and how you're working on FRONT PAGE DEALS and that they can be JUST LIKE YOU if they only put their minds to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113254)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Brilliant rehab stain

tell them to email rach and cop monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113277)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Mischievous Sick Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113285)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:59 AM
Author: up-to-no-good french area jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117245)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Crystalline cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113643)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: chest-beating smoky gas station

Show them IFNB power poses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113653)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Crystalline cuck

Probably Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113959)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Hideous razzle-dazzle pit preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113963)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: Hilarious Histrionic Business Firm Blood Rage

Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl or wood) if you’re going to be doing IFNB stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: Jet-lagged wrinkle

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119730)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: Wonderful Old Irish Cottage Karate

Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going to make much progress there. The most effective way to lure people to your group (assuming you're not in some world renowned group that HYS kids are clawing each other's eyes out to get into) is to be the fun group that goes out and drinks a bunch and stresses the work hard play hard bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115139)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy field

They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at events because of #METOO; fucking bullshit. Anyone else got this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115149)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: chest-beating smoky gas station

I heard this is becoming more common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115977)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Green submissive juggernaut school cafeteria

Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers at the end of the summer? Or are you trying to make them pick your group over another one? If the latter, a meaningful personal connection >>>>> work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115177)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: Wonderful Old Irish Cottage Karate

Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Crystalline cuck

The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracurricular activities so it’s reslly up to the more sociable associates like me. The few get togethers we have had have been poorly attended. A lot of departures recently so I just want to make sure we get enough juniors year otherwise work will get pushed up to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Green submissive juggernaut school cafeteria

just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with them outside of the summer class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115688)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: Crystalline cuck

Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events? Sounds creepy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116059)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Flirting Crusty Pisswyrm Stead

They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But if you need them to join say that there is a ton of work to be done in your niche group and it would be a wise idea to consider it so that they can specialize early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115704)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Puce racy school knife

Ask HR to increase your headcount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116019)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: 180 prole gunner

biglaw sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116028)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Aggressive clear stage

tons of parties, people getting blasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116133)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: copper garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:46 AM
Author: sinister whorehouse

Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in what you do. Let them do “cool” shit like travel as a summer to attend a deposit or go to a hearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117230)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Crystalline cuck

I’m a transactional lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119700)