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Remember when law students were so excited/impressed by law review?

lmao and they ended up becoming LITIGATORS LOOOOL
dun rebellious codepig orchestra pit
  05/24/18
LR is a proxy for many things. it's not about LR itself.
Sepia Abnormal Reading Party
  05/24/18
lulz.
Rose multi-colored immigrant
  05/24/18
...
dun rebellious codepig orchestra pit
  05/24/18
good proxy for lack of exit options, sure
dun rebellious codepig orchestra pit
  05/24/18
plenty of LR people go corp
Sepia Abnormal Reading Party
  05/24/18
lol even dumber
dun rebellious codepig orchestra pit
  05/24/18
Lmaoooo
Chestnut up-to-no-good travel guidebook
  05/24/18
what's the incentive against coasting and doing the bare min...
dashing internal respiration
  05/24/18
None. Lmao
Chestnut up-to-no-good travel guidebook
  05/24/18
ty for clarifying.
Rose multi-colored immigrant
  05/24/18
TITCR. A few lawfags who truly do love the law will do the ...
Fighting Turdskin
  05/24/18
...
bateful sick toaster lettuce
  05/24/18
...
exciting ratface
  05/24/18
what's the incentive against coasting and doing the bare min...
dun rebellious codepig orchestra pit
  05/24/18
got to cop that Order of the Coif bro
Purple overrated abode chad
  05/24/18
I knew my career was dead in the water when I failed to make...
Beady-eyed deep home
  05/24/18
You: poast
Chestnut up-to-no-good travel guidebook
  05/24/18
We're all members of the Faggotry Journal here.
Beady-eyed deep home
  05/24/18
Were you right?
Offensive senate
  05/31/18
Self-fulfiling prophecy. POSITIVE ATTITUDE.
Beady-eyed deep home
  05/31/18
My law review had us all pile into the library to do the cit...
Fighting Turdskin
  05/24/18
why wre you even on law review
dun rebellious codepig orchestra pit
  05/24/18
This is a fair question. I wasn't jaded then as I am now an...
Fighting Turdskin
  05/24/18
PS your first biglaw firm didnt care either
dun rebellious codepig orchestra pit
  05/24/18
...
Fighting Turdskin
  05/24/18
Prole tell: not grading on to law review
smoky filthy black woman
  05/24/18
non YLS/SLS tell
glittery alcoholic sweet tailpipe locale
  05/24/18
That’s exactly the type of efficiency we don’t need in bigla...
Chestnut up-to-no-good travel guidebook
  05/24/18
lol. My early cultural struggles with biglaw all revolved a...
Fighting Turdskin
  05/24/18
Crrrr. I do all my tasks as quickly as possible but then hol...
smoky filthy black woman
  05/24/18
...
Magenta rigpig
  05/24/18
180, but shocking that the Head Nerd In Charge had not accou...
Rose multi-colored immigrant
  05/24/18
I was pretty surprised too. Basic logic suggests you would ...
Fighting Turdskin
  05/24/18
we had to do our cite checks with paper books, no Lexis or W...
Purple overrated abode chad
  05/24/18
jesus christ people on law review are insane and the only...
dun rebellious codepig orchestra pit
  05/24/18
Law review is properly viewed as law schools outsourcing the...
Fighting Turdskin
  05/24/18
We literally went to the university's main library to look a...
Fighting Turdskin
  05/24/18
*averted *puffs chest with pride*
Purple overrated abode chad
  05/24/18
(Editor in Chief)
Fighting Turdskin
  05/24/18
...
bateful sick toaster lettuce
  05/24/18
jesus christ that was a close one! ty 4 ur service.
Rose multi-colored immigrant
  05/24/18
sounds like my experience and your advice was the cr.
ivory ticket booth weed whacker
  05/24/18
no, fuck no.
Lavender aromatic blood rage shrine
  05/24/18
...
Fighting Turdskin
  05/31/18


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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: dun rebellious codepig orchestra pit

lmao and they ended up becoming LITIGATORS LOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120216)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Sepia Abnormal Reading Party

LR is a proxy for many things. it's not about LR itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120222)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Rose multi-colored immigrant

lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120263)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: dun rebellious codepig orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120287)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: dun rebellious codepig orchestra pit

good proxy for lack of exit options, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120290)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Sepia Abnormal Reading Party

plenty of LR people go corp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120329)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: dun rebellious codepig orchestra pit

lol even dumber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36123243)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Chestnut up-to-no-good travel guidebook

Lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120245)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: dashing internal respiration

what's the incentive against coasting and doing the bare minimum once you're on LR. LR meaning law review, not lisa rowe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120266)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Chestnut up-to-no-good travel guidebook

None. Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120270)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Rose multi-colored immigrant

ty for clarifying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120273)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Fighting Turdskin

TITCR. A few lawfags who truly do love the law will do the bulk of the work and become editors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120275)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: bateful sick toaster lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120291)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: exciting ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36122310)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: dun rebellious codepig orchestra pit

what's the incentive against coasting and doing the bare minimum once you get good 1L grades

NOTHING



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120299)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Purple overrated abode chad

got to cop that Order of the Coif bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120314)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed deep home

I knew my career was dead in the water when I failed to make LR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120284)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Chestnut up-to-no-good travel guidebook

You: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120297)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed deep home

We're all members of the Faggotry Journal here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120302)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Offensive senate

Were you right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36160139)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed deep home

Self-fulfiling prophecy. POSITIVE ATTITUDE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36160181)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Fighting Turdskin

My law review had us all pile into the library to do the cite check bullshit and divided up responsibilities by having everybody in that week take an equal number of pages. What nobody seemed to realize is that TCR was to grab the last section, because it was always a conclusion that had vastly fewer footnotes and almost all of them were "Id. at blah blah blah." I would grab that section, be done in an hour, vanish to do my own thing for two hours, and reappear just as everybody was finishing. Nobody noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120306)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: dun rebellious codepig orchestra pit

why wre you even on law review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120317)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Fighting Turdskin

This is a fair question. I wasn't jaded then as I am now and took the idea of it being a potentially important career-long credential seriously. But nobody cared when I left my first and only biglaw firm (six years). Now of course I'm an in-house fag and nobody cares that I was on law review.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120333)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: dun rebellious codepig orchestra pit

PS your first biglaw firm didnt care either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Fighting Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120563)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: smoky filthy black woman

Prole tell: not grading on to law review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120450)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: glittery alcoholic sweet tailpipe locale

non YLS/SLS tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36122214)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Chestnut up-to-no-good travel guidebook

That’s exactly the type of efficiency we don’t need in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120325)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Fighting Turdskin

lol. My early cultural struggles with biglaw all revolved around efficiency. I quickly learned to do something in 2 hours but not say it was done until 8 hours later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120474)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: smoky filthy black woman

Crrrr. I do all my tasks as quickly as possible but then hold them until right before the deadline. Preferably, I’m out drinking with buddies then I come home at 2am to turn in my assignments. Never turn in an assignment while the partners awake or you might get quick follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120488)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Magenta rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120526)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Rose multi-colored immigrant

180, but shocking that the Head Nerd In Charge had not accounted for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120332)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Fighting Turdskin

I was pretty surprised too. Basic logic suggests you would divide it up by footnote numbering, not page numbering. Even then the conclusion would be better because those footnotes are easier, but at least it would be far more equal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120484)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Purple overrated abode chad

we had to do our cite checks with paper books, no Lexis or WL allowed. Theoretically it was because WL might make an error in scanning, so we needed to look at the "real" source. But I'm sure it was just hazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120481)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: dun rebellious codepig orchestra pit

jesus christ people on law review are insane

and the only reason you do htis is to perpetuate the fake notion of "rigor" for scholarship that NO ONE WILL READ OR CARE ABOUT other than profs trying to get paid $300k a year to jerk off

literally nothing about any aspet of law review has any importance in the real world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120490)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Fighting Turdskin

Law review is properly viewed as law schools outsourcing their tenure decisions to a vast army of volunteer employees who are paid only in "experience." It really is shocking that only the (((legal))) profession works this way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120506)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Fighting Turdskin

We literally went to the university's main library to look at newspaper articles on microfiche (or whatever the fuck it was) rather than rely on Westlaw/Lexis. We actually did find a mistake once-- it seems Lexis had the article we were citing in A4 of that day's NY Times, when it was really A5. We updated the cite accordingly. Crisis adverted!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120498)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Purple overrated abode chad

*averted

*puffs chest with pride*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120508)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Fighting Turdskin

(Editor in Chief)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120516)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: bateful sick toaster lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120528)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Rose multi-colored immigrant

jesus christ that was a close one! ty 4 ur service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120525)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: ivory ticket booth weed whacker

sounds like my experience and your advice was the cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36122229)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Lavender aromatic blood rage shrine

no, fuck no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36122315)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Fighting Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36160076)