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Thoughts on Solo: A Star Wars Story

The Star Wars train is running out of steam. And the thea...
Impertinent Flatulent University Deer Antler
  05/25/18
broke box office records
Canary home tank
  05/25/18
im going to skip that one. not even going to watch it out of...
adventurous azure trailer park
  05/25/18
That's about what this one is worth. If you've seen the r...
Impertinent Flatulent University Deer Antler
  05/25/18
Theater was 20% full where I saw it. Terrible movie.
White crusty gas station partner
  05/25/18
going tomorrow just because i still feel compelled to see th...
Odious disrespectful cuck
  05/25/18
(GC fucktoy)
White crusty gas station partner
  05/25/18
prisoner of my own nostalgia but yes. all wagecucks are GC ...
Odious disrespectful cuck
  05/25/18
free your mind. *jumps between skyscrapers*
contagious institution
  05/25/18
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fighting theater stage mood
  05/26/18
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green brunch
  05/26/18
was it even good at all? better than TLJ?
Smoky Alcoholic Point Friendly Grandma
  05/25/18
better than TLJ (not saying much), but still terrible.
White crusty gas station partner
  05/25/18
This keeps happening because you keep paying to see it.
boyish doctorate field
  05/25/18
Well, MoviePass paid for me to see it.
Impertinent Flatulent University Deer Antler
  05/25/18
SW fanboy here. It was dumb.
Smoky Alcoholic Point Friendly Grandma
  05/26/18
great film. felt like a real star wars movie. Top #4 s...
Judgmental legal warrant
  05/26/18
Flame.
Impertinent Flatulent University Deer Antler
  05/26/18
Original and enjoyable plotline, and fit with in the univers...
Judgmental legal warrant
  05/26/18
haven't seen a star wars movie since revenge of the sith
razzle turdskin heaven
  05/26/18
Will see it because of moviepass but i wonder if people are ...
Spruce boltzmann
  05/26/18
It was definitely too soon since the last one
Judgmental legal warrant
  05/26/18
just saw it. it wasn't anywhere remotely near as good as the...
Odious disrespectful cuck
  05/26/18
I'm beginning to realize that these Star Wars movies are jus...
arrogant scarlet black woman mad cow disease
  05/28/18
All true Just a poorly done movie. Woody Harrelson was ...
Smoky Alcoholic Point Friendly Grandma
  05/28/18
Isn't this a fundamental problem with prequels? A lot of the...
Canary home tank
  05/28/18
"At the end, I have no idea wtf is going on with her ta...
Impertinent Flatulent University Deer Antler
  05/28/18
I'm just pleased that the cameo implied that Phantom Menace...
Judgmental legal warrant
  05/28/18
That wasnt Darth Maul.
Odious disrespectful cuck
  05/28/18
Actually, it was.
White crusty gas station partner
  05/28/18
Solo takes place ~25 years after Maul died. Wasn't Maul part...
Odious disrespectful cuck
  05/28/18
That seem racis
Wine rigor
  05/28/18
I don't know how old Darth Maul was when he was bisected by ...
White crusty gas station partner
  05/28/18
Jar Jar, Toddler Anakin Ace Pilot, and Darth Maul getting ki...
Judgmental legal warrant
  05/28/18
I liked it
bespoke pozpig rehab
  05/28/18
it's more that the jewish women who have commandeered the St...
Self-absorbed keepsake machete
  05/28/18
...
Ivory Nowag
  05/28/18
This is a movie? I thought it was just a weird ad campaign f...
frozen selfie
  05/28/18
This movie had a budget of around $300 million, and it's pro...
Impertinent Flatulent University Deer Antler
  05/28/18
I will say that is a surprise. 100 of that must've gone to R...
sooty masturbator place of business
  05/28/18
The movie was so expensive because it was 80% reshot. Kath...
White crusty gas station partner
  05/28/18
I'd be super interested in seeing the original version. It s...
arrogant scarlet black woman mad cow disease
  05/28/18
The original version was probably vastly superior. I think ...
White crusty gas station partner
  05/28/18
CR; I can't imagine Lord and Miller making an outright unfun...
boyish doctorate field
  05/28/18
"and wanted to maintain a consistent tone in all the fi...
Impertinent Flatulent University Deer Antler
  05/29/18


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Date: May 25th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Impertinent Flatulent University Deer Antler

The Star Wars train is running out of steam.

And the theater was significantly less full than when Deadpool 2 debuted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127475)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Canary home tank

broke box office records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127686)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: adventurous azure trailer park

im going to skip that one. not even going to watch it out of curiosity and hate. all i feel is utter indifference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127479)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Impertinent Flatulent University Deer Antler

That's about what this one is worth.

If you've seen the recent Star Wars movies, Solo won't feel like anything notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127515)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: White crusty gas station partner

Theater was 20% full where I saw it.

Terrible movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127486)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Odious disrespectful cuck

going tomorrow just because i still feel compelled to see these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127490)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: White crusty gas station partner

(GC fucktoy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127495)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: Odious disrespectful cuck

prisoner of my own nostalgia but yes. all wagecucks are GC fucktoys regardless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127499)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: contagious institution

free your mind. *jumps between skyscrapers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127513)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: fighting theater stage mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36130207)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 1:45 AM
Author: green brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36130214)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Smoky Alcoholic Point Friendly Grandma

was it even good at all? better than TLJ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127591)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: White crusty gas station partner

better than TLJ (not saying much), but still terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127596)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: boyish doctorate field

This keeps happening because you keep paying to see it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127695)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: Impertinent Flatulent University Deer Antler

Well, MoviePass paid for me to see it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36128524)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: Smoky Alcoholic Point Friendly Grandma

SW fanboy here. It was dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36130164)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: Judgmental legal warrant

great film. felt like a real star wars movie.

Top #4 star wars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36130200)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 1:57 AM
Author: Impertinent Flatulent University Deer Antler

Flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36130249)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Judgmental legal warrant

Original and enjoyable plotline, and fit with in the universe established in the 1970s-80s films.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36131361)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 5:24 AM
Author: razzle turdskin heaven

haven't seen a star wars movie since revenge of the sith

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36130489)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Spruce boltzmann

Will see it because of moviepass but i wonder if people are going to get tired of these serial movies sooner than was expected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36131426)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Judgmental legal warrant

It was definitely too soon since the last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36131442)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 11:54 PM
Author: Odious disrespectful cuck

just saw it. it wasn't anywhere remotely near as good as the OT or Rogue One but better than any of the prequels or the two new ones. It felt like star wars EU/kotor 2 with the crime syndicate plotline but the pacing could've been better, and it was a bit cheesy at times although this is expected with a kids movie. the guy who played han was terrible. donald glover and woody were great. shitlibbery was kept pretty minimal at least compared to TLJ until the end, but there was a redeeming scene after that which i wont spoil that I thought made up for it generally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36134286)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 4:03 AM
Author: arrogant scarlet black woman mad cow disease

I'm beginning to realize that these Star Wars movies are just not well made. The Marvel movies may be formulaic, but at least the formula works.

I don't think there was 1 time in the entire movie anyone in my movie felt any emotion - never heard anyone laugh or gasp or anything. The whole thing just felt like a chore.

The performances were actually pretty good, but I think a big issue is they never really deal with conflict. Woody Harrelson loses his wife early in the movie - and nothing comes of it. Lando abandons them randomly.

Khaleesi and Han actually have a nice romance going, but then she does but doesn't but does betray him - but it's all done in a way that is more confusing than emotional. At the end, I have no idea wtf is going on with her talking to Darth Maul.

And all the action sequences were absolutely brutal. Can't they bring on James Cameron or Mel Gibson or the guy who did Rogue One on as consultants for that shit? At one point they were outside the Millenium Falcon and all the main characters were basically dancing, uncovered, in a firefight that was incredibly poorly staged with no stakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36139083)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: Smoky Alcoholic Point Friendly Grandma

All true

Just a poorly done movie. Woody Harrelson was even good in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36139135)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: Canary home tank

Isn't this a fundamental problem with prequels? A lot of the suspense is removed because you know where they have to end up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36139333)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Impertinent Flatulent University Deer Antler

"At the end, I have no idea wtf is going on with her talking to Darth Maul."

Setting up Solo 2: Han and Chewie's Big Adventure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36139873)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Judgmental legal warrant

I'm just pleased that the cameo implied that Phantom

Menace is no longer canon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36139897)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Odious disrespectful cuck

That wasnt Darth Maul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36139972)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: White crusty gas station partner

Actually, it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36140001)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Odious disrespectful cuck

Solo takes place ~25 years after Maul died. Wasn't Maul part of some species that are commonly Sith?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36140750)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Wine rigor

That seem racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36140767)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: White crusty gas station partner

I don't know how old Darth Maul was when he was bisected by Obi Wan or how old his species lives, but it is 100% Darth Maul with a new robotic bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36140803)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Judgmental legal warrant

Jar Jar, Toddler Anakin Ace Pilot, and Darth Maul getting killed is no longer canon now that Disney is in charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36140253)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: bespoke pozpig rehab

I liked it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36139267)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: Self-absorbed keepsake machete

it's more that the jewish women who have commandeered the Star Wars franchise are running it into the ground to further demoralize white males (the primary Star Wars audience).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36139348)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Ivory Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36139387)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: frozen selfie

This is a movie? I thought it was just a weird ad campaign for Kia or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36140278)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Impertinent Flatulent University Deer Antler

This movie had a budget of around $300 million, and it's probably not going to crack $100 million in its long opening weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36140722)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: sooty masturbator place of business

I will say that is a surprise. 100 of that must've gone to Ron Howard because a lot of the effects looked like corny trash.

The space squid being sucked through the wormhole was good though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36140774)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: White crusty gas station partner

The movie was so expensive because it was 80% reshot. Kathleen Kennedy apparently doesn't grasp "don't throw good money after bad."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36140809)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: arrogant scarlet black woman mad cow disease

I'd be super interested in seeing the original version. It sounds like it was a disaster because even the cast has came out against them.

Plus, the movie literally does not have one laugh it now - so you'd think if the prior comedy was working some of that would have come through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36141370)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: White crusty gas station partner

The original version was probably vastly superior. I think Disney just didn't want to make an out-and-out comedy and wanted to maintain a consistent tone in all the films.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36141446)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: boyish doctorate field

CR; I can't imagine Lord and Miller making an outright unfunny movie, whatever the other problems it may have had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36141539)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Impertinent Flatulent University Deer Antler

"and wanted to maintain a consistent tone in all the films."

They've gone too far. You know when HGTV hosts call things matchy-matchy? Disney is doing that with its Star Wars movies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36145953)