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Thoughts on Solo: A Star Wars Story

The Star Wars train is running out of steam. And the thea...
electric crotch
  05/25/18
broke box office records
talented impertinent bbw nibblets
  05/25/18
im going to skip that one. not even going to watch it out of...
Trip geriatric address
  05/25/18
That's about what this one is worth. If you've seen the r...
electric crotch
  05/25/18
Theater was 20% full where I saw it. Terrible movie.
crystalline codepig kitty
  05/25/18
going tomorrow just because i still feel compelled to see th...
sooty native
  05/25/18
(GC fucktoy)
crystalline codepig kitty
  05/25/18
prisoner of my own nostalgia but yes. all wagecucks are GC ...
sooty native
  05/25/18
free your mind. *jumps between skyscrapers*
Jade senate private investor
  05/25/18
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odious dilemma
  05/26/18
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Aqua soul-stirring masturbator crackhouse
  05/26/18
was it even good at all? better than TLJ?
chrome outnumbered set striped hyena
  05/25/18
better than TLJ (not saying much), but still terrible.
crystalline codepig kitty
  05/25/18
This keeps happening because you keep paying to see it.
flesh parlor
  05/25/18
Well, MoviePass paid for me to see it.
electric crotch
  05/25/18
SW fanboy here. It was dumb.
chrome outnumbered set striped hyena
  05/26/18
great film. felt like a real star wars movie. Top #4 s...
know-it-all newt boiling water
  05/26/18
Flame.
electric crotch
  05/26/18
Original and enjoyable plotline, and fit with in the univers...
know-it-all newt boiling water
  05/26/18
haven't seen a star wars movie since revenge of the sith
Curious milky kitchen immigrant
  05/26/18
Will see it because of moviepass but i wonder if people are ...
indecent chapel karate
  05/26/18
It was definitely too soon since the last one
know-it-all newt boiling water
  05/26/18
just saw it. it wasn't anywhere remotely near as good as the...
sooty native
  05/26/18
I'm beginning to realize that these Star Wars movies are jus...
razzmatazz sanctuary
  05/28/18
All true Just a poorly done movie. Woody Harrelson was ...
chrome outnumbered set striped hyena
  05/28/18
Isn't this a fundamental problem with prequels? A lot of the...
talented impertinent bbw nibblets
  05/28/18
"At the end, I have no idea wtf is going on with her ta...
electric crotch
  05/28/18
I'm just pleased that the cameo implied that Phantom Menace...
know-it-all newt boiling water
  05/28/18
That wasnt Darth Maul.
sooty native
  05/28/18
Actually, it was.
crystalline codepig kitty
  05/28/18
Solo takes place ~25 years after Maul died. Wasn't Maul part...
sooty native
  05/28/18
That seem racis
Emerald Underhanded Business Firm
  05/28/18
I don't know how old Darth Maul was when he was bisected by ...
crystalline codepig kitty
  05/28/18
Jar Jar, Toddler Anakin Ace Pilot, and Darth Maul getting ki...
know-it-all newt boiling water
  05/28/18
I liked it
cordovan stead hominid
  05/28/18
it's more that the jewish women who have commandeered the St...
khaki wild church circlehead
  05/28/18
...
apoplectic ticket booth telephone
  05/28/18
This is a movie? I thought it was just a weird ad campaign f...
Chestnut Provocative Main People New Version
  05/28/18
This movie had a budget of around $300 million, and it's pro...
electric crotch
  05/28/18
I will say that is a surprise. 100 of that must've gone to R...
diverse den
  05/28/18
The movie was so expensive because it was 80% reshot. Kath...
crystalline codepig kitty
  05/28/18
I'd be super interested in seeing the original version. It s...
razzmatazz sanctuary
  05/28/18
The original version was probably vastly superior. I think ...
crystalline codepig kitty
  05/28/18
CR; I can't imagine Lord and Miller making an outright unfun...
flesh parlor
  05/28/18
"and wanted to maintain a consistent tone in all the fi...
electric crotch
  05/29/18


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Date: May 25th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: electric crotch

The Star Wars train is running out of steam.

And the theater was significantly less full than when Deadpool 2 debuted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127475)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: talented impertinent bbw nibblets

broke box office records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127686)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: Trip geriatric address

im going to skip that one. not even going to watch it out of curiosity and hate. all i feel is utter indifference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127479)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: electric crotch

That's about what this one is worth.

If you've seen the recent Star Wars movies, Solo won't feel like anything notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127515)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: crystalline codepig kitty

Theater was 20% full where I saw it.

Terrible movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127486)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: sooty native

going tomorrow just because i still feel compelled to see these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127490)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: crystalline codepig kitty

(GC fucktoy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127495)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: sooty native

prisoner of my own nostalgia but yes. all wagecucks are GC fucktoys regardless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127499)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Jade senate private investor

free your mind. *jumps between skyscrapers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127513)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: odious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36130207)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 1:45 AM
Author: Aqua soul-stirring masturbator crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36130214)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: chrome outnumbered set striped hyena

was it even good at all? better than TLJ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127591)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: crystalline codepig kitty

better than TLJ (not saying much), but still terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127596)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: flesh parlor

This keeps happening because you keep paying to see it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36127695)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: electric crotch

Well, MoviePass paid for me to see it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36128524)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: chrome outnumbered set striped hyena

SW fanboy here. It was dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36130164)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: know-it-all newt boiling water

great film. felt like a real star wars movie.

Top #4 star wars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36130200)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 1:57 AM
Author: electric crotch

Flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36130249)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: know-it-all newt boiling water

Original and enjoyable plotline, and fit with in the universe established in the 1970s-80s films.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36131361)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 5:24 AM
Author: Curious milky kitchen immigrant

haven't seen a star wars movie since revenge of the sith

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36130489)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: indecent chapel karate

Will see it because of moviepass but i wonder if people are going to get tired of these serial movies sooner than was expected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36131426)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: know-it-all newt boiling water

It was definitely too soon since the last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36131442)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 11:54 PM
Author: sooty native

just saw it. it wasn't anywhere remotely near as good as the OT or Rogue One but better than any of the prequels or the two new ones. It felt like star wars EU/kotor 2 with the crime syndicate plotline but the pacing could've been better, and it was a bit cheesy at times although this is expected with a kids movie. the guy who played han was terrible. donald glover and woody were great. shitlibbery was kept pretty minimal at least compared to TLJ until the end, but there was a redeeming scene after that which i wont spoil that I thought made up for it generally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36134286)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 4:03 AM
Author: razzmatazz sanctuary

I'm beginning to realize that these Star Wars movies are just not well made. The Marvel movies may be formulaic, but at least the formula works.

I don't think there was 1 time in the entire movie anyone in my movie felt any emotion - never heard anyone laugh or gasp or anything. The whole thing just felt like a chore.

The performances were actually pretty good, but I think a big issue is they never really deal with conflict. Woody Harrelson loses his wife early in the movie - and nothing comes of it. Lando abandons them randomly.

Khaleesi and Han actually have a nice romance going, but then she does but doesn't but does betray him - but it's all done in a way that is more confusing than emotional. At the end, I have no idea wtf is going on with her talking to Darth Maul.

And all the action sequences were absolutely brutal. Can't they bring on James Cameron or Mel Gibson or the guy who did Rogue One on as consultants for that shit? At one point they were outside the Millenium Falcon and all the main characters were basically dancing, uncovered, in a firefight that was incredibly poorly staged with no stakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36139083)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: chrome outnumbered set striped hyena

All true

Just a poorly done movie. Woody Harrelson was even good in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36139135)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: talented impertinent bbw nibblets

Isn't this a fundamental problem with prequels? A lot of the suspense is removed because you know where they have to end up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36139333)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: electric crotch

"At the end, I have no idea wtf is going on with her talking to Darth Maul."

Setting up Solo 2: Han and Chewie's Big Adventure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36139873)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: know-it-all newt boiling water

I'm just pleased that the cameo implied that Phantom

Menace is no longer canon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36139897)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: sooty native

That wasnt Darth Maul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36139972)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: crystalline codepig kitty

Actually, it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36140001)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: sooty native

Solo takes place ~25 years after Maul died. Wasn't Maul part of some species that are commonly Sith?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36140750)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Emerald Underhanded Business Firm

That seem racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36140767)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: crystalline codepig kitty

I don't know how old Darth Maul was when he was bisected by Obi Wan or how old his species lives, but it is 100% Darth Maul with a new robotic bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36140803)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: know-it-all newt boiling water

Jar Jar, Toddler Anakin Ace Pilot, and Darth Maul getting killed is no longer canon now that Disney is in charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36140253)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: cordovan stead hominid

I liked it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36139267)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: khaki wild church circlehead

it's more that the jewish women who have commandeered the Star Wars franchise are running it into the ground to further demoralize white males (the primary Star Wars audience).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36139348)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: apoplectic ticket booth telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36139387)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Chestnut Provocative Main People New Version

This is a movie? I thought it was just a weird ad campaign for Kia or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36140278)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: electric crotch

This movie had a budget of around $300 million, and it's probably not going to crack $100 million in its long opening weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36140722)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: diverse den

I will say that is a surprise. 100 of that must've gone to Ron Howard because a lot of the effects looked like corny trash.

The space squid being sucked through the wormhole was good though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36140774)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: crystalline codepig kitty

The movie was so expensive because it was 80% reshot. Kathleen Kennedy apparently doesn't grasp "don't throw good money after bad."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36140809)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz sanctuary

I'd be super interested in seeing the original version. It sounds like it was a disaster because even the cast has came out against them.

Plus, the movie literally does not have one laugh it now - so you'd think if the prior comedy was working some of that would have come through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36141370)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: crystalline codepig kitty

The original version was probably vastly superior. I think Disney just didn't want to make an out-and-out comedy and wanted to maintain a consistent tone in all the films.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36141446)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: flesh parlor

CR; I can't imagine Lord and Miller making an outright unfunny movie, whatever the other problems it may have had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36141539)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: electric crotch

"and wanted to maintain a consistent tone in all the films."

They've gone too far. You know when HGTV hosts call things matchy-matchy? Disney is doing that with its Star Wars movies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986503&forum_id=2#36145953)