Date: May 27th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Racy translucent lettuce
1. The opening in Mexico was overhyped af, it's like a median Bond opening.
2. Bond's explanation of why he was in Mexico was ridiculous. Try talking to a fuckin' Biglaw partner like that.
3. Monica Belucci sidequest is time consuming and was possibly just kowtowing to feminists or something because she's an oald.
4. The black moneypenny is too clever and slim and shit to be realistic.
5. Craig's hairpieces are distracting kind of. Seems like he should be balder.
6. Boring blonde chick although she is hot imo
7. The music seems phoned in.
8. Q being a stereotypical Gen Y pajama boy
9. Q and Moneypenny sneaking behind the boss's back, which seems impossible to do in an irl intel egency. Shouldn't Bond assume he is being followed and shit especially when he's blatantly deceiving the boss? Having the MI6 people integrated into the plot like this kind of annoys me for some reason regardless, also it causes the film to be overly long.
10. INTRIGUING intelligence agency merger shit which probably appeals to wagecucks who've been victims of mergers in their wagecuck jobs.
11. The utter wasting of Blofeld and SPECTRE and probable miscasting of Waltz. The Bond/Blofeld backstory is ljl. There should've been something involving nuclear weapons/terrorists but with (((BLOFELD))) pulling the strings.
Odd case to me that the popular consensus nowadays is that Brosnan SUCKED and was CHEESY. If SPECTRE is even a 135 film then DAD is like 157.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987657&forum_id=2#36135792)