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Mid year check in - 1.39 million net so far (CSLG)

Paid myself 700K in April, took 55K in SEP in April, and hav...
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
you're killing it
Upset Jew the POASTAH
  06/12/18
Goddamn. Im sure this has been asked before, but what does y...
Sir Incelot
  06/12/18
Here is my to do list for today: Finish Discovery (parale...
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
* send snarky email to jeff lenkov mark up complaint for ...
Prole Ben Goy "Mr. Fix It"
  06/12/18
What was the charitable donation?
Just wants a hug.
  06/12/18
Local bar association had a fundraiser. I also donate $3,000...
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
Do you give to local judge campaigns?
Sir Incelot
  06/12/18
No. I haven't stepped into a courtroom in over a year my fri...
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
Goddamn, thats the best part. How much travelling, if any?
Sir Incelot
  06/12/18
I've been to around 35 countries over the last 15 years. Usu...
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
Oh, I meant for work
Sir Incelot
  06/12/18
None.
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
$128k
zurich is stained (but it's not my fault)
  06/12/18
Let me know when you need a compliance team, bro. Im all abo...
ARE Reptile
  06/12/18
as are most former associates at Quinn Emmanuel
zurich is stained (but it's not my fault)
  06/12/18
The head of North American Compliance at this bank was an 8t...
ARE Reptile
  06/12/18
And here I wasbgoing to brag about the $800 shwarma machine ...
ARE Reptile
  06/12/18
Where did you do law school, bro?
ARE Reptile
  06/12/18
T20 school. I was on law review and graduated top 10 in my c...
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
UCLA?
30-something sitting in a Pizza Hut reminiscing
  06/12/18
No but same school range.
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
USC?
.,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;
  06/12/18
Lol, biglaw associates stressing over a $10-15k annual raise...
nutella
  06/12/18
My son's bday party is July 14. You and the fam want to come...
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
We are around that weekend. Iíll text you.
nutella
  06/12/18
why is that funny? to some people $10-15k is meaningful
Tits on Sticks LLC
  06/12/18
Lol you're such a faggot sometimes. Why
End Road Work
  06/12/18
tcq
Tits on Sticks LLC
  06/12/18
bc lance "rafa" nadal's butthold is attractive to ...
Prole Ben Goy "Mr. Fix It"
  06/12/18
The equivalent to cslg would be a biglaw equity partner, no?
;.;.;.;....;;;;;...;;;;;.;.;.;;;..;;.;;
  06/12/18
I think cslg's clients like him.
Just wants a hug.
  06/12/18
Netting $2m/year would be in the upper echelons of biglaw pa...
nutella
  06/12/18
The point is the rarity of his outcome is comparable to a bi...
;.;.;.;....;;;;;...;;;;;.;.;.;;;..;;.;;
  06/12/18
I wouldn't describe that as the "upper echelons." ...
.,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
  06/12/18
CSLG is rich and sexy and I'm going to suck his dick
End Road Work
  06/12/18
titcr
cornhusker
  06/12/18
...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  06/12/18
DESCRIBE the negative amount for "Outside Services"...
~~(>' ' )>
  06/12/18
Oh, thanks for pointing that out. I categorized a $20,567.50...
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
i'm jelly guys, this is our only option out of wagecuckin...
pedude
  06/12/18
he's literally handing out a playbook.
beckersted.
  06/12/18
...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  06/12/18
would this work in accounting though? i'm not in law
pedude
  06/12/18
lol
cornhusker
  06/12/18
?
pedude
  06/12/18
?
cornhusker
  06/12/18
Not sure, but I can put you in touch with a few CPA solo bro...
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
by killing it what do you mean? ok yes...whats your email...
pedude
  06/12/18
Killing it means 300-400k as a solo accountant. It's not as ...
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
just sent you an email
pedude
  06/12/18
no. but the lesson here is start your own business and when...
beckersted.
  06/12/18
...
Sir Incelot
  06/12/18
*takes 33% of tax savings*
~~(>' ' )>
  06/12/18
...
YukabuYorubas
  06/12/18
christ this board is full of risk averse pussies just do ...
pedude
  06/12/18
Studying for the Cali bar now. YOLO
YukabuYorubas
  06/12/18
I don't see any reason why it wouldn't.
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
#iamthelaw
Verne lundquist
  06/12/18
ok but how many AP classes did you take in high school
I'm getting a Sybian for x-mas
  06/12/18
Zero. I'm a high school dropout. My mom was embarrassed beca...
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
cr and your cousins' moms can also die happy, knowing that t...
I'm getting a Sybian for x-mas
  06/12/18
I played a lot of Everquest, ran a business selling MMO stuf...
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
that's awesome
I'm getting a Sybian for x-mas
  06/12/18
180
.,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;
  06/12/18
180, and you're a good, helpful and humble bro as well.
Tits on Sticks LLC
  06/12/18
You always make these threads right when i have what i view ...
bloodacre
  06/12/18
Sorry man. You can't compare yourself to other people though...
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
Best advice ITT
Sir Incelot
  06/12/18
"As long as you make enough to be happy" Well, ...
~~(>' ' )>
  06/12/18
wrong. *kills self*
bloodacre
  06/12/18
Lol, easy for you to say
discerning cocksman
  06/12/18
I don't spend very much money at all. My wife makes 120K per...
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
Any real estate or anything for passive income once you reti...
''''"'"''"'''
  06/12/18
I'm sitting on a ton of cash but there isn't a great place t...
calishitlawguru
  06/13/18
...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  06/13/18
Coming up on 500k
nopayenogain
  06/12/18
mazal tov 1) how do you have a $1200 telephone expense in...
Prole Ben Goy "Mr. Fix It"
  06/12/18
Bought a new cell phone. Not sure the bank fee. Maybe a retu...
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
not a cpa but isnt that office equipment and needs to be dep...
Prole Ben Goy "Mr. Fix It"
  06/12/18
Maybe, my CPA figures out that shit at the end when she clea...
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
ah, gotcha.
Prole Ben Goy "Mr. Fix It"
  06/12/18
3) what's the diff between filing fees and client costs? ...
Prole Ben Goy "Mr. Fix It"
  06/12/18
(weird faggot)
.,.,.:..,:,..:.,.,:,,.:.,:,.:.,.,:.,,..:,
  06/12/18
180. I'm on track to hit anywhere from $200K to $250K this y...
Let's dispel with this fiction
  06/12/18
I do 15-25% depending on volume you send me and the quality ...
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
Thanks, man. Will be in touch
Let's dispel with this fiction
  06/12/18
DESCRIBE your consumer law cases. Fucking GC sounds like a g...
~~(>' ' )>
  06/12/18
Mostly TCPA, FDCPA, and FCRA type stuff. All contingency wor...
Let's dispel with this fiction
  06/12/18
I hate u a lot. I used to defend banks in TCPA cases. Worst ...
ARE Reptile
  06/12/18
Thank u for your service :)
Let's dispel with this fiction
  06/12/18
Is this the high powered legal work you did at Quinn Emmanue...
.,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
  06/12/18
...
Prole Ben Goy "Mr. Fix It"
  06/12/18
whatever. everyone knows QE has a gigantic shitlaw insurance...
zurich is stained (but it's not my fault)
  06/12/18
...
cornhusker
  06/12/18
was that when he argued in front of gorsuch and schooled his...
...,.;.,;;..,.,;;,,.,;.,.,,.,;,,;.,.,,
  06/13/18
How do u cop sweet fdcpa cases? They seem to be rare. I used...
.,.,.,..,.,..,,,,,,...,.,.,
  06/12/18
$112K
dirte
  06/12/18
Pretty 180
John Jacob Jingleheimerdood
  06/12/18
Just referred a case to calishitlawguru last night and inten...
.,.,.,..,.,..,,,,,,...,.,.,
  06/12/18
I just got the retainer from your friend. Thanks again.
calishitlawguru
  06/12/18
180
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  06/12/18
throw some referrals at this guy, he needs the help http:...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  06/13/18
Seems like he ghosted a long time ago though.
calishitlawguru
  06/13/18


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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Paid myself 700K in April, took 55K in SEP in April, and have 640K left in my operating account right now. Should crack 2 million this year. Already made more than last year.

I also have several 7 and a two potential 8 figure cases in the pipeline now.

I just got an office so my expenses will increase about 2k per month, and I hired a new paralegal yesterday (so I'm up to 3 paralegals now and 1 law student working for me part time). I have about 350 active files now and another 170-180 with Kenny/Chandler. I want to hit 500 files by year end for my own firm.

https://imgur.com/a/epbjR8e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230662)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: Upset Jew the POASTAH

you're killing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230667)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: Sir Incelot

Goddamn. Im sure this has been asked before, but what does your average day look like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230669)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Here is my to do list for today:

Finish Discovery (paralegal already did first draft)

Find referral attorney for out of state accident

Call client RE: Epidural injection

Call potential client

Get depo coverage for next week

Negotiate (Client 1)

Negotiate (Client 2)

Negotiate (Client 3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230680)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: Prole Ben Goy "Mr. Fix It" (*)

* send snarky email to jeff lenkov

mark up complaint for chandler in "fake" case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231391)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Just wants a hug.

What was the charitable donation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230672)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Local bar association had a fundraiser. I also donate $3,000 every year to the LA Zoo, but that usually is in November.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230681)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Sir Incelot

Do you give to local judge campaigns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230724)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

No. I haven't stepped into a courtroom in over a year my friend. PI in Los Angeles is crazy. The day you file you get trial date EIGHTEEN months out. As long as there are no discovery disputes, you don't set foot in the courtroom unless it goes to trial. Most of my "legal" work is depositions and mediations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230764)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Sir Incelot

Goddamn, thats the best part. How much travelling, if any?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230778)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

I've been to around 35 countries over the last 15 years. Usually 2-3 new ones a year. My wife and I have a thing where we always do AT LEAST one new country a year.

I like minimum a week or two in each country. I'm not a big fan of these 10 country 2 week trips. You don't see much and you are basically just crossing off places without actually seeing them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230799)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Sir Incelot

Oh, I meant for work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230808)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

None.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230816)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: zurich is stained (but it's not my fault) (ass smells like a dick)

$128k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230712)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: ARE Reptile

Let me know when you need a compliance team, bro. Im all about the shitlaw compliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230729)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: zurich is stained (but it's not my fault) (ass smells like a dick)

as are most former associates at Quinn Emmanuel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230787)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: ARE Reptile

The head of North American Compliance at this bank was an 8th year Skadden associate before moving to a compliance function. Most of my directs are ex-biglaw or finance people. We just hired a chick from the federal reserve to do metrics. She is very hot....Would fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230841)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: ARE Reptile

And here I wasbgoing to brag about the $800 shwarma machine I got for my backyard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230750)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: ARE Reptile

Where did you do law school, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230762)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

T20 school. I was on law review and graduated top 10 in my class. Had the highest grade in half my first year classes. Funny enough though, I'm a high school dropout.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230768)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: 30-something sitting in a Pizza Hut reminiscing

UCLA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231089)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

No but same school range.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231316)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: .,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;


USC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36234439)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: nutella

Lol, biglaw associates stressing over a $10-15k annual raise while CSLG makes that in a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230820)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

My son's bday party is July 14. You and the fam want to come? My wife is going crazy with food. Should be fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230845)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: nutella

We are around that weekend. Iíll text you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230876)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Tits on Sticks LLC

why is that funny? to some people $10-15k is meaningful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230850)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: End Road Work

Lol you're such a faggot sometimes. Why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230922)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Tits on Sticks LLC

tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230957)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Prole Ben Goy "Mr. Fix It" (*)

bc lance "rafa" nadal's butthold is attractive to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36232383)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: ;.;.;.;....;;;;;...;;;;;.;.;.;;;..;;.;;


The equivalent to cslg would be a biglaw equity partner, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230853)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Just wants a hug.

I think cslg's clients like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230867)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: nutella

Netting $2m/year would be in the upper echelons of biglaw partners.

Also he is younger by like 10 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230874)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: ;.;.;.;....;;;;;...;;;;;.;.;.;;;..;;.;;


The point is the rarity of his outcome is comparable to a biglaw partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230892)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


I wouldn't describe that as the "upper echelons."

The recent Cravath partner who left to join Kirkland is getting like $10M per year.

I would say $2M would put him in good standing with many V20 equity partners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230906)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: End Road Work

CSLG is rich and sexy and I'm going to suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230881)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: cornhusker

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230972)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230882)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

DESCRIBE the negative amount for "Outside Services" in April.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230911)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Oh, thanks for pointing that out. I categorized a $20,567.50 legal fee that month as outside services by accident. Fixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230928)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: pedude

i'm jelly

guys, this is our only option out of wagecucking misery

you realize that right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230960)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: beckersted.

he's literally handing out a playbook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230974)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230983)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: pedude

would this work in accounting though? i'm not in law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231023)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: cornhusker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231029)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: pedude

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231053)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: cornhusker

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231168)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Not sure, but I can put you in touch with a few CPA solo bros I know who are killing it if you are in SoCal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231032)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: pedude

by killing it what do you mean?

ok yes...whats your email again? we talked a while ago i know. i'm the guy in dc area if you remember

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231048)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Killing it means 300-400k as a solo accountant. It's not as crazy as PI but there is no way to make 1 mil as a solo accountant.

I've spoken to several people from DC. My e-mail is calishitlawguru@gmail.com.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231064)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: pedude

just sent you an email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231093)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: beckersted.

no. but the lesson here is start your own business and when you're ready to scale out, get partners.

nothing revolutionary really. but we've been some mentally wagecucked out that we need someone of our age group to see it's doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231033)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: Sir Incelot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231335)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

*takes 33% of tax savings*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231578)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: YukabuYorubas (IRL height: 6'3; Xo height: 6'8)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230963)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: pedude

christ this board is full of risk averse pussies

just do it fucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230989)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: YukabuYorubas (IRL height: 6'3; Xo height: 6'8)

Studying for the Cali bar now. YOLO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231015)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

I don't see any reason why it wouldn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230992)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Verne lundquist

#iamthelaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36230970)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: I'm getting a Sybian for x-mas

ok but how many AP classes did you take in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231012)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Zero. I'm a high school dropout. My mom was embarrassed because all my cousins were going to "good schools" like Columbia, Georgetown, etc, and I was going to community college. Now I am the most successful person in my entire extended family. Most of my cousins are finally scrapping together 20% to put down on their first house right now. My mom can die happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231019)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: I'm getting a Sybian for x-mas

cr and your cousins' moms can also die happy, knowing that their children took many AP classes in high school

why did you drop out of hs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231222)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

I played a lot of Everquest, ran a business selling MMO stuff, and just didn't like the format of being forced to be somewhere. So I basically never showed up for class. I made enough money in high school to put myself through college and law school though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231322)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: I'm getting a Sybian for x-mas

that's awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231919)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 9:36 PM
Author: .,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36234446)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Tits on Sticks LLC

180, and you're a good, helpful and humble bro as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231020)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: bloodacre

You always make these threads right when i have what i view as a major revenue accomplishment. Makes me just feel like absolute dogshit. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231207)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Sorry man. You can't compare yourself to other people though. There are other solos/PI guys out there who crush what I make. As long as you make enough to be happy, everything else is just gravy my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231313)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: Sir Incelot

Best advice ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231365)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

"As long as you make enough to be happy"

Well, fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231597)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: bloodacre

wrong.

*kills self*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36232447)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: discerning cocksman

Lol, easy for you to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36232484)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

I don't spend very much money at all. My wife makes 120K per year plus bonus of about 20K and we pretty much just live on that. Granted, our house is paid off, but that only saves us like 3k per month because I still have to pay property tax/insurance. Money definitely can make you happier, but if you aren't happy to begin with, no amount of money will fix that.

The only thing it will change is that I will get to retire at 40 and get to spend significant time with my kids as they grow up (which is WAY more important to me than money). My quality of life hasn't changed in years despite the fact that I am making a lot. I still spend the same amount I spent 3 years ago (except for child expenses like daycare, food, diapers, etc of course).

My wife and I don't buy anything really. We both like video games, food, and travel, and that stuff isn't too expensive. I splurged and spent like 60k on watches last year but that was abnormal for us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36232668)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: ''''"'"''"'''


Any real estate or anything for passive income once you retire?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36234318)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

I'm sitting on a ton of cash but there isn't a great place to put it right now (everything is at an all time high). I may just start buying single family homes in my area and rent them out. I live in Woodland Hills and that area is blowing up because there is a ton of new construction and money flowing into the area.

You can buy a house in the 500-600k range and rent it for 3-4k per month. It's not crazy cash flow, but if I can buy 10 of these over the next 5 years I could be cash flowing 20-30k per month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36236712)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36236756)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: nopayenogain

Coming up on 500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231214)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: Prole Ben Goy "Mr. Fix It" (*)

mazal tov

1) how do you have a $1200 telephone expense in one month?

2) what's the $15 bank charge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231273)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Bought a new cell phone. Not sure the bank fee. Maybe a returned check?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231301)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: Prole Ben Goy "Mr. Fix It" (*)

not a cpa but isnt that office equipment and needs to be depreciated (which can be at 100% in the first year)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231351)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Maybe, my CPA figures out that shit at the end when she cleans up my books. I keep my own books and I'm sure I miscategorize a ton of stuff. But I just need it clean enough that she can sort through it and make sense of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231433)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Prole Ben Goy "Mr. Fix It" (*)

ah, gotcha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231480)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: Prole Ben Goy "Mr. Fix It" (*)

3) what's the diff between filing fees and client costs?

4) love dat $2.20 parking meter expense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231338)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: .,.,.:..,:,..:.,.,:,,.:.,:,.:.,.,:.,,..:,


(weird faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36233403)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Let's dispel with this fiction

180. I'm on track to hit anywhere from $200K to $250K this year for solo consumer shitlaw, but only really work a legit 20-30 hours per week because I hate the law so much. Also practice in CA. What referral fee percentage do you give out for PI cases? Any resources you recommend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231562)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

I do 15-25% depending on volume you send me and the quality of cases. E-mail me and we can figure it out. calishitlawguru@gmail.com.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231593)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Let's dispel with this fiction

Thanks, man. Will be in touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231618)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

DESCRIBE your consumer law cases. Fucking GC sounds like a good time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231607)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Let's dispel with this fiction

Mostly TCPA, FDCPA, and FCRA type stuff. All contingency work and most statutes I sue under have attorney fee-shifting built into them, so the longer the cases drag out, the higher my fees go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231633)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: ARE Reptile

I hate u a lot. I used to defend banks in TCPA cases. Worst 18 months of my life doing that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231848)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Let's dispel with this fiction

Thank u for your service :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36231944)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


Is this the high powered legal work you did at Quinn Emmanuel?

Oh right, you never worked there you dumb lying fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36232427)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Prole Ben Goy "Mr. Fix It" (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36232442)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: zurich is stained (but it's not my fault) (ass smells like a dick)

whatever. everyone knows QE has a gigantic shitlaw insurance practice and that AR used to work in it. totally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36232546)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: cornhusker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36232856)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:15 AM
Author: ...,.;.,;;..,.,;;,,.,;.,.,,.,;,,;.,.,,


was that when he argued in front of gorsuch and schooled his ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36235823)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: .,.,.,..,.,..,,,,,,...,.,.,


How do u cop sweet fdcpa cases? They seem to be rare. I used to litigate them hybrid rosenthal tcpa actions but all the big money is tcpa class action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36233365)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: dirte

$112K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36232441)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: John Jacob Jingleheimerdood

Pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36232860)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: .,.,.,..,.,..,,,,,,...,.,.,


Just referred a case to calishitlawguru last night and intend to send him more work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36233367)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

I just got the retainer from your friend. Thanks again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36233778)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36233781)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed

throw some referrals at this guy, he needs the help

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3490998&mc=99&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36236718)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

Seems like he ghosted a long time ago though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000146&forum_id=2#36236738)