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Name one thing you have done as a lawyer that makes you really proud.

Jokes are encouraged but I am genuinely asking. I have wo...
painfully honest goyim
  06/13/18
So you kept some violent criminals on the street and let som...
Aromatic incel station
  06/13/18
LMAO, that's Boyscout business compared to what Biglaw does ...
painfully honest goyim
  06/14/18
won on appeal for a cho-mo
Swashbuckling double fault preventive strike
  06/13/18
What was at issue? Evidence? Fourth amendment stuff? Governm...
painfully honest goyim
  06/13/18
4A
Swashbuckling double fault preventive strike
  06/13/18
No PC for the midnight warrant on the home computer?
painfully honest goyim
  06/14/18
In college I worked for a shitlawyer who used to brag about ...
Boyish temple
  06/15/18
Juries supposedly like ridiculous shit like that. Get a crew...
painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
Had sex with a really hot 18 year old girl.
supple sandwich laser beams
  06/13/18
Pics?
Maroon lay
  06/13/18
also (((Fat Plodding Law Beaver))) beaming with pride over h...
supple sandwich laser beams
  06/13/18
The client wasn't even a demographic that shitlibs would car...
painfully honest goyim
  06/13/18
I spotted a typo in Section 9.2. It was supposed to referenc...
Concupiscible partner
  06/13/18
You must have been in the zone.
Maroon lay
  06/13/18
I was up all night
Concupiscible partner
  06/13/18
WRITE | WELL
walnut gunner locus
  06/13/18
*gets carried through the office on shoulders of practice gr...
painfully honest goyim
  06/13/18
This is why I am so happy I never became a lawyer I'd be...
talented glassy pit becky
  06/13/18
After making several reasonable settlement offers, kicked th...
Maroon lay
  06/13/18
How did the court calculate your reasonable fees in the judg...
painfully honest goyim
  06/13/18
Old school lodestar. Rate x hours.
Maroon lay
  06/13/18
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geriatric cruise ship
  06/13/18
You are an actual lawyer and you should be proud of that. LO...
painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
Helped a community bank restructure before they were acquire...
emerald shrine boistinker
  06/13/18
Are you highly esteemed local midlaw? How did counsel for th...
painfully honest goyim
  06/13/18
beautiful
Swashbuckling double fault preventive strike
  06/13/18
(ARE Reptile)
Boyish temple
  06/15/18
This thread is evidence of why so many lawyers are unhappy w...
talented glassy pit becky
  06/13/18
Why do you hate the downtrodden little guy?
Maroon lay
  06/13/18
There are better ways to reassure yourself that you made the...
painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
Wrote a somewhat novel piece of legislation and navigated it...
Trip tan ape
  06/13/18
This is what I do most days of the week. Feels good, man.
Chartreuse Spectacular Stock Car
  06/13/18
Quit.
ocher provocative parlor
  06/13/18
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violet chapel azn
  06/13/18
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dun vibrant jewess haunted graveyard
  01/03/19
won a complex multiphase jury trial as first chair, then got...
Massive den elastic band
  06/13/18
Ballpark your fees and how what level firm are you with. Wha...
painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
got an old buddy a decent amount of money that he would've n...
rebellious razzle background story
  06/13/18
What are the broad strokes and did you take your statutory c...
painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
he has 1 fewer organs than he was born with. i took 10%.
rebellious razzle background story
  06/15/18
You normally practice crim defense right?
painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
I've done some pro bono and helped out some friends that got...
rebellious razzle background story
  06/15/18
Oh OK, I thought I remembered you posting extensively about ...
painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
I was all over it in the summer of Zimmerman, and I'll give ...
rebellious razzle background story
  06/15/18
White collar defense boutique seems like it would be pretty ...
painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
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impertinent church
  06/15/18
won eight figure jury trial
blathering mahogany ceo
  06/13/18
Unlike everyone else in here talking about money you failed ...
painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
(Defensemo who was in courtroom while partner avoided 8-fig ...
impertinent church
  06/15/18
...
painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
How about the worst thing? Worked for a small firm durin...
Dull stag film boiling water
  06/13/18
What was the breach?
Maroon lay
  06/13/18
Creditors rights and debt collection at the small firm scale...
painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
Had hot, coked-up lawyer/paralegal office roleplay with an i...
Jet-lagged Onyx Karate
  06/13/18
New most cr
impertinent church
  06/15/18
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painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
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Wild Soul-stirring House Knife
  06/15/18
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fragrant mint native macaca
  06/13/18
I'm proud of a couple of the opinions I worked on as a clerk...
Wild Soul-stirring House Knife
  06/13/18
You still have time to maek it but if you just lay back and ...
painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
Helped pro bono clients get paid by FEMA after hurricane San...
violent lodge windowlicker
  06/13/18
LLOOOOOOOOOOOOLL
filthy gaping toaster
  06/13/18
quit
violet chapel azn
  06/13/18
...
dead 180 giraffe
  06/15/18
Two times I helped convince clients to walk away from deals ...
Cerebral indian lodge
  06/13/18
*MEGACORP knights you*
Dull stag film boiling water
  06/13/18
...
Impressive coldplay fan
  06/13/18
Did it actually get reported to campus admin?
painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
Spoke truth to power, stood up for those alongside and benea...
useless aquamarine national
  06/15/18
Secured chillrens’ economic security for conceivable future
impertinent church
  06/15/18
Did you just shitigate in biglaw and how did you develop tri...
painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
Learned basics of shitigation from biglol. Learned trial tac...
impertinent church
  06/15/18
WTF. $5K for consulting? What do they do, send you some broc...
painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
?? $500/hr. How long is prep and voir dire in ur cases? Ma...
impertinent church
  06/15/18
So what is their deliverable like and what are the credentia...
painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
LOL at paying only $5k for jury consulting. Last mock jury/c...
cream community account
  06/15/18
yeah sounds like EPAH is getting fleeced
Wild Soul-stirring House Knife
  06/15/18
Got a janitor 50-50 custody in a low bono case against some ...
Contagious orange rigpig
  06/15/18
Thanks bro
impertinent church
  06/15/18
How did she end up with full custody and how much was the ja...
painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
There was no order prior to the temp orders in the custody c...
Contagious orange rigpig
  06/15/18
Good job man, you will be able to reflect back on that in yo...
painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
lost a fortune day trading stocks at my work pc while fraudl...
Azure Vivacious Theater Puppy
  06/15/18
I rub wrongdoers noses in shit. It feels wonderful to be ab...
exciting godawful tanning salon blood rage
  06/15/18
Prosecutors are mostly scum.
painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
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  01/03/19
lol, it's 2018, lawyers don't post here
Gay feces useless brakes
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painfully honest goyim
  06/15/18
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painfully honest goyim
  10/07/18
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  01/03/19
Not in the capacity of an attorney (though I am one), but de...
heady light brethren
  01/03/19
i got a defense verdict in my first ever binding arb against...
lavender pozpig corner
  01/03/19
former business client of mine (who was about to go bankrupt...
House-broken thriller space place of business
  01/03/19
fuck i'm so scared of this (the partner fucking me part)
Olive bateful quadroon roommate
  01/03/19
Fucked your mom while the ink was still wet on her divorce.
Burgundy well-lubricated school cafeteria
  01/03/19
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opaque church building
  01/03/19
I get a good feeling whenever I get a word of mouth client f...
Olive bateful quadroon roommate
  01/03/19
Got asylum for this girl when she was 18: https://en.m.wi...
Apoplectic affirmative action dilemma
  01/03/19
What was the procedural posture? Did DHS approve the asylum ...
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  01/03/19
This was a long time ago. I don’t remember anything a...
Apoplectic affirmative action dilemma
  01/03/19


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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:00 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

Jokes are encouraged but I am genuinely asking.

I have won a few criminal defense trials and one immigration matter, all pro bono, that my employer gets from a bar referral thing. I argued them to a fact finder and secured a favorable result with my advocacy. I am proud of the good job I did for my clients.

I sincerely cannot think of a single thing I have done in my actual career that makes me proud or happy. I have achieved a few things or I am retrospectively impressed that I made it through certain ordeals but none of those thoughts make me feel pleased with myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235415)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:00 AM
Author: Aromatic incel station

So you kept some violent criminals on the street and let some beaner drains on society in and you’re proud of that? Kill yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236128)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: painfully honest goyim

LMAO, that's Boyscout business compared to what Biglaw does every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249110)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: Swashbuckling double fault preventive strike

won on appeal for a cho-mo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235418)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:05 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

What was at issue? Evidence? Fourth amendment stuff? Government misconduct? Ineffectiveness? Procedure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235433)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: Swashbuckling double fault preventive strike

4A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235485)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: painfully honest goyim

No PC for the midnight warrant on the home computer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249112)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: Boyish temple

In college I worked for a shitlawyer who used to brag about winning a cho mo case. The guy had a twin brother and the shitlawyer successfully argued that it could have been the twin, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250143)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

Juries supposedly like ridiculous shit like that. Get a crew of olds who love Columbo and Perry Mason. People off the street are unbelievably retarded, even with the personal responsibility filter of jury service. Their entire concept of the legal system is based on TV and movies and they want IRL interaction with it to be exciting and 'interesting.' That usually translates to ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250740)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:03 AM
Author: supple sandwich laser beams

Had sex with a really hot 18 year old girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235422)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: Maroon lay

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235483)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: supple sandwich laser beams

also (((Fat Plodding Law Beaver))) beaming with pride over his pro bono immigration case--who would expect that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235428)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

The client wasn't even a demographic that shitlibs would care about, LOL. Not brown, poor, LGBTQ, or muzz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235440)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:08 AM
Author: Concupiscible partner

I spotted a typo in Section 9.2. It was supposed to reference Section 7.6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235444)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Maroon lay

You must have been in the zone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235452)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: Concupiscible partner

I was up all night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235453)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:50 AM
Author: walnut gunner locus

WRITE | WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235858)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

*gets carried through the office on shoulders of practice group who never stop yelling and applauding and whistling for one moment*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235456)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: talented glassy pit becky

This is why I am so happy I never became a lawyer

I'd be 10 times as miserable as I am now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235518)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Maroon lay

After making several reasonable settlement offers, kicked the shit out of a hospital's shady debt collection department by JMOL at the end of their case, causing the super cunt supervisor to bawl in the hall. Got a fee award that vastly exceeded the amount in controversy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235448)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

How did the court calculate your reasonable fees in the judgment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235468)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: Maroon lay

Old school lodestar. Rate x hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235478)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:23 AM
Author: geriatric cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236199)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

You are an actual lawyer and you should be proud of that. LOL at all these wheezing glorified bureaucrat cumstains who have never won a case with their advocacy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249122)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: emerald shrine boistinker

Helped a community bank restructure before they were acquired by larger regional institution and got rid of 60% of their employees, most of whom were employed by the legacy institution for the better part of their careers. Too expensive and redundant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235466)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

Are you highly esteemed local midlaw? How did counsel for the equity snatcher try to fuck with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235477)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: Swashbuckling double fault preventive strike

beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235480)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 9:04 AM
Author: Boyish temple

(ARE Reptile)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250150)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: talented glassy pit becky

This thread is evidence of why so many lawyers are unhappy with their careers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235504)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Maroon lay

Why do you hate the downtrodden little guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235510)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:02 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

There are better ways to reassure yourself that you made the right move by not becoming a lawyer than the childish self-directed dialogue you're conducting ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249125)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: Trip tan ape

Wrote a somewhat novel piece of legislation and navigated it to passage in a state. Most of the shit lawyers do would be done by someone else almost exactly the same way if they didn't do it. That's the annoying part of the job. I look at this statute and can legit say this thing wouldn't even be there if I didn't make it happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235696)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:25 AM
Author: Chartreuse Spectacular Stock Car

This is what I do most days of the week. Feels good, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236207)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: ocher provocative parlor

Quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235762)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: violet chapel azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236459)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 1:30 PM
Author: dun vibrant jewess haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519616)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:24 AM
Author: Massive den elastic band

won a complex multiphase jury trial as first chair, then got punitive damages, then got a fat lodestar award for a seven-figure total judgment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235830)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

Ballpark your fees and how what level firm are you with. What is a pro bono or feat of lawyering that has nothing to do with money that makes you proud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249129)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: rebellious razzle background story

got an old buddy a decent amount of money that he would've never seen had i not stepped up for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235839)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

What are the broad strokes and did you take your statutory cut or quietly make it a free case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249134)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:08 AM
Author: rebellious razzle background story

he has 1 fewer organs than he was born with.

i took 10%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249144)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

You normally practice crim defense right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249173)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: rebellious razzle background story

I've done some pro bono and helped out some friends that got jammed up.

It's what i was most interested in during school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249203)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

Oh OK, I thought I remembered you posting extensively about some crim questions on XO that only an actual or former practitioner would be able to express. Maybe I am mistaken.

Why didn't you end up pursuing it? If you are a smart, driven person, there is plenty of money in it although you have to be able to absorb stress and you're not likely to get real $$$ without salesmanship ability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249233)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: rebellious razzle background story

I was all over it in the summer of Zimmerman, and I'll give my two cents here and there, but I'm far from an expert.

who knows what the future holds. age is flame and we can all maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249350)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

White collar defense boutique seems like it would be pretty entertaining and you can make an urban GC living at it. You have a good head for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249566)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: impertinent church

Most cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249143)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:59 AM
Author: blathering mahogany ceo

won eight figure jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235862)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

Unlike everyone else in here talking about money you failed to mention what you recovered for your efforts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249142)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:08 AM
Author: impertinent church

(Defensemo who was in courtroom while partner avoided 8-fig liability)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249150)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249234)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 6:58 AM
Author: Dull stag film boiling water

How about the worst thing?

Worked for a small firm during 1L summer. Client (fairly large company) won a judgment against an elderly woman living a pretty basic life. It was from a fee-shifting provision in a breach of contract case she lost.

She couldn't afford to pay the judgment and the company was adamant about collecting. We worked to try and repossess her car, attach her meager bank account, etc. I found it repugnant. The summer ended before we got anything so I have no idea how it turned out.

Should have quit law right there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236126)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: Maroon lay

What was the breach?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36239838)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

Creditors rights and debt collection at the small firm scale seem like some of the most odious and brainless practice areas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249157)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:01 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Onyx Karate

Had hot, coked-up lawyer/paralegal office roleplay with an insane tinder slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236131)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: impertinent church

New most cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249153)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249171)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Wild Soul-stirring House Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250265)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:01 AM
Author: fragrant mint native macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236132)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:41 AM
Author: Wild Soul-stirring House Knife

I'm proud of a couple of the opinions I worked on as a clerk. As an actual practicing lawyer, though? Hard to say. I've never won a life changing amount of money for anyone.

Thanks for starting my day off on a bright note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236244)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

You still have time to maek it but if you just lay back and passively collect your lawyer paychecks, you will be really disappointed with yourself when it gets close to the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249183)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: violent lodge windowlicker

Helped pro bono clients get paid by FEMA after hurricane Sandy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236439)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: filthy gaping toaster

LLOOOOOOOOOOOOLL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236455)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: violet chapel azn

quit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236457)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:05 AM
Author: dead 180 giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249131)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: Cerebral indian lodge

Two times I helped convince clients to walk away from deals that turned out to be really, really bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236471)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: Dull stag film boiling water

*MEGACORP knights you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236538)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 9:07 AM
Author: Impressive coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236540)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

Did it actually get reported to campus admin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249186)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: useless aquamarine national

Spoke truth to power, stood up for those alongside and beneath me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249126)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: impertinent church

Secured chillrens’ economic security for conceivable future

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249138)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

Did you just shitigate in biglaw and how did you develop trial acumen working at places that bill themselves as a GLOBAL FORCE IN BUSINESS LITIGATION? What will you pay for jury consultants and is the money well spent or just a neurotic security blanket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249201)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: impertinent church

Learned basics of shitigation from biglol. Learned trial tactics from YouTube. We’ve always hired a jury consultant, but last time I knew exactly what she was gonna say for each juror. It’s only like $5K or so tho, so might as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249224)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

WTF. $5K for consulting? What do they do, send you some brochures and you get to Skype with Lindsay the 2014 UCLA grad who worked at the Marin County DA's for two years where she prosecuted numerous misdemeanor AND felony criminal matters before joining the team at McCluskey Miller Yu & Silver?

That is great though. I am envious of you ability to go out and take shit for yourself. Most of these people are far too cowardly to cut a path for themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249254)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: impertinent church

?? $500/hr. How long is prep and voir dire in ur cases? Majority of time is reading case summary and traveling to forum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249270)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

So what is their deliverable like and what are the credentials of the consultants?

Just seems like scam and I am jealous they are running it. That being said I would do it too in your position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249582)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 8:59 AM
Author: cream community account

LOL at paying only $5k for jury consulting. Last mock jury/consultant I did in biglaw was $80k for a one day exercise, report, and then day of jury consulting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250134)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Wild Soul-stirring House Knife

yeah sounds like EPAH is getting fleeced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250268)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Contagious orange rigpig

Got a janitor 50-50 custody in a low bono case against some cunt who legit thought that since she was the mom dad could fuck right off. Was capriciously keeping the 9 year old daughter, who he dearly loved, from seeing this dude for spans of weeks or months at a time. Simple straghtforward unremarkable case. Huge positive impact for the kid that will probabkly benefit her for the rest of her life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249170)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: impertinent church

Thanks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249182)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

How did she end up with full custody and how much was the janitor in the kid's life prior to the custody case? Family law seems like a nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249218)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 8:34 AM
Author: Contagious orange rigpig

There was no order prior to the temp orders in the custody case we filed. She'd just take the kid. He was very involved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250079)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

Good job man, you will be able to reflect back on that in your later years and remember that you changed their lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250750)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: Azure Vivacious Theater Puppy

lost a fortune day trading stocks at my work pc while fraudlie billing lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249389)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: exciting godawful tanning salon blood rage

I rub wrongdoers noses in shit. It feels wonderful to be able to right wrongs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249517)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim

Prosecutors are mostly scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249585)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 1:45 PM
Author: dashing electric furnace french chef

190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519694)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Gay feces useless brakes

lol, it's 2018, lawyers don't post here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249573)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: painfully honest goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249583)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: painfully honest goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36981780)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 12:10 PM
Author: carnelian misanthropic plaza genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519168)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: heady light brethren

Not in the capacity of an attorney (though I am one), but designing and building a a program in response to a federal agency order and being the signatory on our subsequent audit representing the company's program. It's not a formal designation, but I'm now "qualified" to design and build these programs for other companies as the federal agency has recognized my background.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519264)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: lavender pozpig corner

i got a defense verdict in my first ever binding arb against a completely frivolous plaintiffs case.

i got a defense verdict in my first ever jury trial despite all 3 plaintiffs, the cross-defendant, and another witness saying my client was the one who ran the red light. i had literally no one on my side as a witness but my client and my accident reconstruction expert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519271)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 12:37 PM
Author: House-broken thriller space place of business

former business client of mine (who was about to go bankrupt due to a business partner who absolutely fucked him and then went into bankruptcy after we got a judgment on him) had a business loan through his former business with some piece of shit loan outfit in Los Angeles. Once the business went out of business, they tried to sue him personally on the loan. The loan was clearly to the business and not him personally, but one of the loan signature lines it just had his name and not the business, so they said it was a personal loan to him and tried to sue him.

Faggot Armenian loan company rep who thought he was hot shit flew all the way out here for the trial (this was in our small claims court so no discovery beforehand). He was a complete asshole to me on the stand, very snarky, tried to act like I didn't understand his business and implied i was dumb with the judge sitting right next to him. I then pulled out some obscure statute requiring these types of out-of-state loan companies to register with the secretary of state on some list, which their company had not registered and didn't know about.

I got my client off completely. The Armenian fucker was so pissed, pissed off at me, etc, it felt amazing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519318)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 1:31 PM
Author: Olive bateful quadroon roommate

fuck i'm so scared of this (the partner fucking me part)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519618)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 1:21 PM
Author: Burgundy well-lubricated school cafeteria

Fucked your mom while the ink was still wet on her divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519576)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 1:24 PM
Author: opaque church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519590)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 1:30 PM
Author: Olive bateful quadroon roommate

I get a good feeling whenever I get a word of mouth client from a previous client who appreciated my service.

That and quitting my shitlaw job and starting my own firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519613)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 1:59 PM
Author: Apoplectic affirmative action dilemma

Got asylum for this girl when she was 18:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaha_Dukureh

She went on to do good work afterwards and weve kept in touch.

I’ve had other pro bono asylum cases but none of the other clients were like her. There was a gay African guy who would show up to client meetings 2 hours late because he was out partying the night before. Here he was having free representation from 3 lawyers and he couldn’t get to meetings on time.

I also realized doing these cases that most lawyers are truly horrible. I’d show up to hearings where the clients’ lawyers were late and missing files. I think the batting rate for asylum cases from biglaw pro bono is like 100%. A well written brief and getting the right affidavits is often all you need.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519817)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: insanely creepy striped hyena cuck

What was the procedural posture? Did DHS approve the asylum or did you win at the immigration judge or the BIA level?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519895)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Apoplectic affirmative action dilemma

This was a long time ago. I don’t remember anything about the procedure other than we had a bunch of hearings in front of the immigration judge. The doctor who examined her was an excellent witness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519995)