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Name one thing you have done as a lawyer that makes you really proud.

Jokes are encouraged but I am genuinely asking. I have wo...
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So you kept some violent criminals on the street and let som...
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LMAO, that's Boyscout business compared to what Biglaw does ...
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  06/14/18
won on appeal for a cho-mo
up-to-no-good deer antler
  06/13/18
What was at issue? Evidence? Fourth amendment stuff? Governm...
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  06/13/18
4A
up-to-no-good deer antler
  06/13/18
No PC for the midnight warrant on the home computer?
ruby doctorate hairy legs
  06/14/18
In college I worked for a shitlawyer who used to brag about ...
bearded pontificating coffee pot
  06/15/18
Juries supposedly like ridiculous shit like that. Get a crew...
ruby doctorate hairy legs
  06/15/18
Had sex with a really hot 18 year old girl.
Wild jap
  06/13/18
Pics?
electric foreskin
  06/13/18
also (((Fat Plodding Law Beaver))) beaming with pride over h...
Wild jap
  06/13/18
The client wasn't even a demographic that shitlibs would car...
ruby doctorate hairy legs
  06/13/18
I spotted a typo in Section 9.2. It was supposed to referenc...
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  06/13/18
You must have been in the zone.
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  06/13/18
I was up all night
Aquamarine school depressive
  06/13/18
WRITE | WELL
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*gets carried through the office on shoulders of practice gr...
ruby doctorate hairy legs
  06/13/18
This is why I am so happy I never became a lawyer I'd be...
odious hell
  06/13/18
After making several reasonable settlement offers, kicked th...
electric foreskin
  06/13/18
How did the court calculate your reasonable fees in the judg...
ruby doctorate hairy legs
  06/13/18
Old school lodestar. Rate x hours.
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You are an actual lawyer and you should be proud of that. LO...
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  06/13/18
(ARE Reptile)
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This thread is evidence of why so many lawyers are unhappy w...
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  06/13/18
Why do you hate the downtrodden little guy?
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There are better ways to reassure yourself that you made the...
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You normally practice crim defense right?
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I've done some pro bono and helped out some friends that got...
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What was the breach?
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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:00 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

Jokes are encouraged but I am genuinely asking.

I have won a few criminal defense trials and one immigration matter, all pro bono, that my employer gets from a bar referral thing. I argued them to a fact finder and secured a favorable result with my advocacy. I am proud of the good job I did for my clients.

I sincerely cannot think of a single thing I have done in my actual career that makes me proud or happy. I have achieved a few things or I am retrospectively impressed that I made it through certain ordeals but none of those thoughts make me feel pleased with myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235415)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:00 AM
Author: metal elite gas station

So you kept some violent criminals on the street and let some beaner drains on society in and you’re proud of that? Kill yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236128)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

LMAO, that's Boyscout business compared to what Biglaw does every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249110)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: up-to-no-good deer antler

won on appeal for a cho-mo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235418)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:05 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

What was at issue? Evidence? Fourth amendment stuff? Government misconduct? Ineffectiveness? Procedure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235433)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: up-to-no-good deer antler

4A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235485)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

No PC for the midnight warrant on the home computer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249112)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: bearded pontificating coffee pot

In college I worked for a shitlawyer who used to brag about winning a cho mo case. The guy had a twin brother and the shitlawyer successfully argued that it could have been the twin, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250143)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

Juries supposedly like ridiculous shit like that. Get a crew of olds who love Columbo and Perry Mason. People off the street are unbelievably retarded, even with the personal responsibility filter of jury service. Their entire concept of the legal system is based on TV and movies and they want IRL interaction with it to be exciting and 'interesting.' That usually translates to ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250740)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:03 AM
Author: Wild jap

Had sex with a really hot 18 year old girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235422)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: electric foreskin

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235483)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: Wild jap

also (((Fat Plodding Law Beaver))) beaming with pride over his pro bono immigration case--who would expect that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235428)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

The client wasn't even a demographic that shitlibs would care about, LOL. Not brown, poor, LGBTQ, or muzz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235440)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:08 AM
Author: Aquamarine school depressive

I spotted a typo in Section 9.2. It was supposed to reference Section 7.6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235444)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: electric foreskin

You must have been in the zone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235452)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: Aquamarine school depressive

I was up all night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235453)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:50 AM
Author: Learning disabled aphrodisiac black woman

WRITE | WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235858)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

*gets carried through the office on shoulders of practice group who never stop yelling and applauding and whistling for one moment*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235456)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: odious hell

This is why I am so happy I never became a lawyer

I'd be 10 times as miserable as I am now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235518)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: electric foreskin

After making several reasonable settlement offers, kicked the shit out of a hospital's shady debt collection department by JMOL at the end of their case, causing the super cunt supervisor to bawl in the hall. Got a fee award that vastly exceeded the amount in controversy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235448)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

How did the court calculate your reasonable fees in the judgment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235468)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: electric foreskin

Old school lodestar. Rate x hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235478)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:23 AM
Author: Maize wonderful point psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236199)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

You are an actual lawyer and you should be proud of that. LOL at all these wheezing glorified bureaucrat cumstains who have never won a case with their advocacy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249122)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: bespoke cerebral space trump supporter

Helped a community bank restructure before they were acquired by larger regional institution and got rid of 60% of their employees, most of whom were employed by the legacy institution for the better part of their careers. Too expensive and redundant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235466)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

Are you highly esteemed local midlaw? How did counsel for the equity snatcher try to fuck with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235477)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: up-to-no-good deer antler

beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235480)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 9:04 AM
Author: bearded pontificating coffee pot

(ARE Reptile)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250150)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: odious hell

This thread is evidence of why so many lawyers are unhappy with their careers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235504)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: electric foreskin

Why do you hate the downtrodden little guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235510)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:02 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

There are better ways to reassure yourself that you made the right move by not becoming a lawyer than the childish self-directed dialogue you're conducting ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249125)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: Supple pale stag film clown

Wrote a somewhat novel piece of legislation and navigated it to passage in a state. Most of the shit lawyers do would be done by someone else almost exactly the same way if they didn't do it. That's the annoying part of the job. I look at this statute and can legit say this thing wouldn't even be there if I didn't make it happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235696)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:25 AM
Author: Histrionic filthy sound barrier

This is what I do most days of the week. Feels good, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236207)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Saffron skinny woman

Quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235762)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Boyish Carmine Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236459)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 1:30 PM
Author: Bull headed racy mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519616)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:24 AM
Author: titillating sepia forum pisswyrm

won a complex multiphase jury trial as first chair, then got punitive damages, then got a fat lodestar award for a seven-figure total judgment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235830)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

Ballpark your fees and how what level firm are you with. What is a pro bono or feat of lawyering that has nothing to do with money that makes you proud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249129)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Salmon lascivious shrine scourge upon the earth

got an old buddy a decent amount of money that he would've never seen had i not stepped up for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235839)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

What are the broad strokes and did you take your statutory cut or quietly make it a free case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249134)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:08 AM
Author: Salmon lascivious shrine scourge upon the earth

he has 1 fewer organs than he was born with.

i took 10%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249144)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

You normally practice crim defense right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249173)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Salmon lascivious shrine scourge upon the earth

I've done some pro bono and helped out some friends that got jammed up.

It's what i was most interested in during school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249203)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

Oh OK, I thought I remembered you posting extensively about some crim questions on XO that only an actual or former practitioner would be able to express. Maybe I am mistaken.

Why didn't you end up pursuing it? If you are a smart, driven person, there is plenty of money in it although you have to be able to absorb stress and you're not likely to get real $$$ without salesmanship ability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249233)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: Salmon lascivious shrine scourge upon the earth

I was all over it in the summer of Zimmerman, and I'll give my two cents here and there, but I'm far from an expert.

who knows what the future holds. age is flame and we can all maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249350)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

White collar defense boutique seems like it would be pretty entertaining and you can make an urban GC living at it. You have a good head for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249566)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: floppy boltzmann

Most cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249143)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 2:59 AM
Author: transparent galvanic marketing idea

won eight figure jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36235862)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

Unlike everyone else in here talking about money you failed to mention what you recovered for your efforts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249142)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:08 AM
Author: floppy boltzmann

(Defensemo who was in courtroom while partner avoided 8-fig liability)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249150)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249234)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 6:58 AM
Author: chestnut parlor

How about the worst thing?

Worked for a small firm during 1L summer. Client (fairly large company) won a judgment against an elderly woman living a pretty basic life. It was from a fee-shifting provision in a breach of contract case she lost.

She couldn't afford to pay the judgment and the company was adamant about collecting. We worked to try and repossess her car, attach her meager bank account, etc. I found it repugnant. The summer ended before we got anything so I have no idea how it turned out.

Should have quit law right there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236126)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: electric foreskin

What was the breach?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36239838)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

Creditors rights and debt collection at the small firm scale seem like some of the most odious and brainless practice areas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249157)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:01 AM
Author: Thriller At-the-ready International Law Enforcement Agency Travel Guidebook

Had hot, coked-up lawyer/paralegal office roleplay with an insane tinder slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236131)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: floppy boltzmann

New most cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249153)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249171)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Costumed water buffalo reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250265)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:01 AM
Author: Orange spectacular center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236132)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:41 AM
Author: Costumed water buffalo reading party

I'm proud of a couple of the opinions I worked on as a clerk. As an actual practicing lawyer, though? Hard to say. I've never won a life changing amount of money for anyone.

Thanks for starting my day off on a bright note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236244)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

You still have time to maek it but if you just lay back and passively collect your lawyer paychecks, you will be really disappointed with yourself when it gets close to the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249183)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Curious buff son of senegal

Helped pro bono clients get paid by FEMA after hurricane Sandy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236439)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Flirting Heaven

LLOOOOOOOOOOOOLL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236455)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Boyish Carmine Bbw

quit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236457)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:05 AM
Author: Bearded Ivory Casino Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249131)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: irate provocative mad-dog skullcap

Two times I helped convince clients to walk away from deals that turned out to be really, really bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236471)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: chestnut parlor

*MEGACORP knights you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236538)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 9:07 AM
Author: Cocky chocolate orchestra pit circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36236540)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

Did it actually get reported to campus admin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249186)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: Multi-colored primrose station

Spoke truth to power, stood up for those alongside and beneath me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249126)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: floppy boltzmann

Secured chillrens’ economic security for conceivable future

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249138)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

Did you just shitigate in biglaw and how did you develop trial acumen working at places that bill themselves as a GLOBAL FORCE IN BUSINESS LITIGATION? What will you pay for jury consultants and is the money well spent or just a neurotic security blanket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249201)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: floppy boltzmann

Learned basics of shitigation from biglol. Learned trial tactics from YouTube. We’ve always hired a jury consultant, but last time I knew exactly what she was gonna say for each juror. It’s only like $5K or so tho, so might as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249224)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

WTF. $5K for consulting? What do they do, send you some brochures and you get to Skype with Lindsay the 2014 UCLA grad who worked at the Marin County DA's for two years where she prosecuted numerous misdemeanor AND felony criminal matters before joining the team at McCluskey Miller Yu & Silver?

That is great though. I am envious of you ability to go out and take shit for yourself. Most of these people are far too cowardly to cut a path for themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249254)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: floppy boltzmann

?? $500/hr. How long is prep and voir dire in ur cases? Majority of time is reading case summary and traveling to forum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249270)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

So what is their deliverable like and what are the credentials of the consultants?

Just seems like scam and I am jealous they are running it. That being said I would do it too in your position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249582)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 8:59 AM
Author: angry razzmatazz abode dog poop

LOL at paying only $5k for jury consulting. Last mock jury/consultant I did in biglaw was $80k for a one day exercise, report, and then day of jury consulting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250134)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Costumed water buffalo reading party

yeah sounds like EPAH is getting fleeced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250268)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: green nighttime persian

Got a janitor 50-50 custody in a low bono case against some cunt who legit thought that since she was the mom dad could fuck right off. Was capriciously keeping the 9 year old daughter, who he dearly loved, from seeing this dude for spans of weeks or months at a time. Simple straghtforward unremarkable case. Huge positive impact for the kid that will probabkly benefit her for the rest of her life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249170)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: floppy boltzmann

Thanks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249182)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

How did she end up with full custody and how much was the janitor in the kid's life prior to the custody case? Family law seems like a nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249218)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 8:34 AM
Author: green nighttime persian

There was no order prior to the temp orders in the custody case we filed. She'd just take the kid. He was very involved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250079)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

Good job man, you will be able to reflect back on that in your later years and remember that you changed their lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36250750)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: Shivering Site Keepsake Machete

lost a fortune day trading stocks at my work pc while fraudlie billing lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249389)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: Maroon Multi-billionaire Shitlib

I rub wrongdoers noses in shit. It feels wonderful to be able to right wrongs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249517)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs

Prosecutors are mostly scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249585)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 1:45 PM
Author: Purple Indecent Crackhouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519694)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: hilarious copper spot legend

lol, it's 2018, lawyers don't post here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249573)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36249583)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: ruby doctorate hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#36981780)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 12:10 PM
Author: Arousing juggernaut useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519168)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: Clear dilemma jewess

Not in the capacity of an attorney (though I am one), but designing and building a a program in response to a federal agency order and being the signatory on our subsequent audit representing the company's program. It's not a formal designation, but I'm now "qualified" to design and build these programs for other companies as the federal agency has recognized my background.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519264)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: carnelian trust fund

i got a defense verdict in my first ever binding arb against a completely frivolous plaintiffs case.

i got a defense verdict in my first ever jury trial despite all 3 plaintiffs, the cross-defendant, and another witness saying my client was the one who ran the red light. i had literally no one on my side as a witness but my client and my accident reconstruction expert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519271)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 12:37 PM
Author: charismatic brindle corner

former business client of mine (who was about to go bankrupt due to a business partner who absolutely fucked him and then went into bankruptcy after we got a judgment on him) had a business loan through his former business with some piece of shit loan outfit in Los Angeles. Once the business went out of business, they tried to sue him personally on the loan. The loan was clearly to the business and not him personally, but one of the loan signature lines it just had his name and not the business, so they said it was a personal loan to him and tried to sue him.

Faggot Armenian loan company rep who thought he was hot shit flew all the way out here for the trial (this was in our small claims court so no discovery beforehand). He was a complete asshole to me on the stand, very snarky, tried to act like I didn't understand his business and implied i was dumb with the judge sitting right next to him. I then pulled out some obscure statute requiring these types of out-of-state loan companies to register with the secretary of state on some list, which their company had not registered and didn't know about.

I got my client off completely. The Armenian fucker was so pissed, pissed off at me, etc, it felt amazing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519318)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 1:31 PM
Author: bonkers crystalline liquid oxygen

fuck i'm so scared of this (the partner fucking me part)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519618)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 1:21 PM
Author: Fighting trailer park

Fucked your mom while the ink was still wet on her divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519576)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 1:24 PM
Author: Vibrant topaz nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519590)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 1:30 PM
Author: bonkers crystalline liquid oxygen

I get a good feeling whenever I get a word of mouth client from a previous client who appreciated my service.

That and quitting my shitlaw job and starting my own firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519613)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 1:59 PM
Author: Stimulating citrine tanning salon

Got asylum for this girl when she was 18:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaha_Dukureh

She went on to do good work afterwards and weve kept in touch.

I’ve had other pro bono asylum cases but none of the other clients were like her. There was a gay African guy who would show up to client meetings 2 hours late because he was out partying the night before. Here he was having free representation from 3 lawyers and he couldn’t get to meetings on time.

I also realized doing these cases that most lawyers are truly horrible. I’d show up to hearings where the clients’ lawyers were late and missing files. I think the batting rate for asylum cases from biglaw pro bono is like 100%. A well written brief and getting the right affidavits is often all you need.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519817)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Marvelous Snowy Dingle Berry Church

What was the procedural posture? Did DHS approve the asylum or did you win at the immigration judge or the BIA level?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519895)



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Date: January 3rd, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Stimulating citrine tanning salon

This was a long time ago. I don’t remember anything about the procedure other than we had a bunch of hearings in front of the immigration judge. The doctor who examined her was an excellent witness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000807&forum_id=2#37519995)