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Destroyed bird nest on property months ago. Bird is still around, deranged

This bird has lost its marbles completely. Modernity is a bi...
confused legend
  06/13/18
Rat poison pellets + bread = dead bird. I have killed many a...
Supple knife hairy legs
  06/13/18
Ty
confused legend
  06/13/18
What is your malfunction, exactly?
Maize arrogant athletic conference
  06/13/18
DONT BE MEAN TO NIGEL
Galvanic Smoky Generalized Bond
  06/13/18
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  06/13/18
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  06/13/18
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razzle-dazzle menage
  06/13/18
why not live and let live faggot?
Stubborn Native
  06/13/18
Because it’s loud and was taking over part of the balcony ou...
confused legend
  06/13/18
human privilege...
bearded property
  06/13/18
I’m paying taxes
confused legend
  06/13/18
land isn't owned by people, retard, except under a false con...
heady fanboi
  06/13/18
(Big Chief Sits-On-Dildo)
confused legend
  06/13/18
...
confused legend
  06/13/18
180 birddood
Thriller Khaki Parlor Idea He Suggested
  06/13/18
...
heady fanboi
  06/13/18
summon birdstomper
comical genital piercing
  06/13/18
birddood is going to take what's his
Floppy jewess
  06/13/18
Were there bird eggs or babies in the nest you destroyed?
Big-titted principal's office
  06/13/18
Eggs
confused legend
  06/13/18
either way, going straight to hell
Big-titted principal's office
  06/13/18
...
milky boyish gay wizard indirect expression
  06/14/18
Hopefully your eggs get smashed too you creepy kike complian...
sickened bronze milk location
  06/14/18
Be careful I know a guy who got his land taken from him for ...
Exhilarant Sticky Abode
  06/13/18
birds always have great lawyers
comical genital piercing
  06/13/18
English common law was founded on bird law
confused legend
  06/13/18
Bird law in this country, it’s not governed by reason
lilac razzle rigor
  06/14/18
cr
Big-titted principal's office
  06/13/18
Yeah this apparently violated some federal law. Want to abor...
confused legend
  06/13/18
https://www.fws.gov/birds/policies-and-regulations/laws-legi...
Maize arrogant athletic conference
  06/13/18
had a bird nest in my roof and one day the baby bird fell ou...
spruce dead striped hyena
  06/13/18
I had a moment like this too. I saw the bird fighting with a...
confused legend
  06/13/18
...
comical genital piercing
  06/13/18
Summon: TSINAH to get OP's address
heady fanboi
  06/13/18
Maybe you shouldn't fuck with birds.
Spectacular Ticket Booth
  06/13/18
Maybe the bird shouldn’t have fucked with me
confused legend
  06/13/18
(residual anger issues from stepdaddy buttfucking you)
heady fanboi
  06/13/18
You’re the only angry person ITT, friend
confused legend
  06/13/18
animal abusers should be gang raped and murdered
heady fanboi
  06/13/18
Who did I abuse? You are unhinged.
confused legend
  06/13/18
you murdered the bird's babies, you sick fuck
heady fanboi
  06/13/18
No I didn’t, it was just eggs. If you’re trying to argue tha...
confused legend
  06/13/18
humans are overpopulated parasites destroying this planet - ...
heady fanboi
  06/13/18
...
Cordovan shaky multi-billionaire
  06/13/18
Please doff your fedora when addressing the board
clear ape chapel
  06/14/18
My stance on human abortion is absolutist and you are a piec...
clear ape chapel
  06/14/18
What did the bird do to you?
Spectacular Ticket Booth
  06/13/18
Attempted to squat on my property. Woke me up early.
confused legend
  06/13/18
DESCRIBE the wake-up infraction. Are we talking about bir...
Spectacular Ticket Booth
  06/13/18
Listen I’m a huge fan of Messiaen’s catalogue d’Oiseaux, bu...
confused legend
  06/13/18
wear ear plugs you sick murderous fuck didn't your stepda...
heady fanboi
  06/13/18
You keep talking about rape and being abused by your “stepda...
confused legend
  06/13/18
Thread is a great litmus test for shitliberals
confused legend
  06/13/18
this has nothing to do with liberalism it has to do with ...
heady fanboi
  06/13/18
(unhinged foaming at the mouth anti-human leftist)
confused legend
  06/13/18
I'm an anti-human right winger. Does that help?
Maize arrogant athletic conference
  06/13/18
If you left the bird alone you wouldn't be in this mess.
Maize arrogant athletic conference
  06/13/18
...
heady fanboi
  06/13/18
If I’d left it alone it would be living on my balcony right ...
confused legend
  06/13/18
birds leave the nest after nesting season and don't live the...
heady fanboi
  06/13/18
I’m not claiming to be an animal expert, but it won’t be aro...
confused legend
  06/13/18
(guy who is about to be reported to the US Fish and Wildlife...
heady fanboi
  06/13/18
lol better tell Mueller to draft another indictment!
confused legend
  06/13/18
Exactly. I had birds nesting in my house earlier this sprin...
Maize arrogant athletic conference
  06/13/18
job retraining program?
Laughsome theater stage fat ankles
  06/13/18
Quotemos should be exterminated
pearl address
  06/13/18
NOTALLQUOTEMOS
milky boyish gay wizard indirect expression
  06/14/18


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Date: June 13th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: confused legend

This bird has lost its marbles completely. Modernity is a bitch.

Any recommendations on bird poison btw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239035)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Supple knife hairy legs

Rat poison pellets + bread = dead bird. I have killed many annoying birds. This way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239050)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: confused legend

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239054)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: Maize arrogant athletic conference

What is your malfunction, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36242325)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Galvanic Smoky Generalized Bond

DONT BE MEAN TO NIGEL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239047)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: vibrant tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239052)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: cream stage laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239465)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239061)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: Stubborn Native

why not live and let live faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239065)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: confused legend

Because it’s loud and was taking over part of the balcony outside my bedroom. Shouldn’t have invaded my territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239075)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: bearded property

human privilege...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239279)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: confused legend

I’m paying taxes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239430)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: heady fanboi

land isn't owned by people, retard, except under a false construct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239447)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: confused legend

(Big Chief Sits-On-Dildo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239454)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: confused legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239262)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Thriller Khaki Parlor Idea He Suggested

180 birddood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239266)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: heady fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239440)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: comical genital piercing

summon birdstomper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239282)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Floppy jewess

birddood is going to take what's his

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239285)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: Big-titted principal's office

Were there bird eggs or babies in the nest you destroyed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239367)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: confused legend

Eggs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239400)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:33 PM
Author: Big-titted principal's office

either way, going straight to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36242290)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: milky boyish gay wizard indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36242428)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 2:44 AM
Author: sickened bronze milk location

Hopefully your eggs get smashed too you creepy kike compliance freak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36242987)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sticky Abode

Be careful I know a guy who got his land taken from him for this and the bird wasn't even endangered or anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239380)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: comical genital piercing

birds always have great lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239406)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: confused legend

English common law was founded on bird law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239425)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: lilac razzle rigor

Bird law in this country, it’s not governed by reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36243129)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: Big-titted principal's office

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36242293)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: confused legend

Yeah this apparently violated some federal law. Want to abort a 6 month y/o fetus? No problem. Move a retard bird nest and the Feds come down on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239412)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Maize arrogant athletic conference

https://www.fws.gov/birds/policies-and-regulations/laws-legislations/migratory-bird-treaty-act.php

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239630)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: spruce dead striped hyena

had a bird nest in my roof and one day the baby bird fell out and died and the mom or dad bird came back and was squawking up a storm and we made eye contact and i swear it thought i did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239386)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: confused legend

I had a moment like this too. I saw the bird fighting with another near were the nest was. I assume it was the mother and father blaming each other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239404)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: comical genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239490)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: heady fanboi

Summon: TSINAH to get OP's address

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239437)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: Spectacular Ticket Booth

Maybe you shouldn't fuck with birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239439)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: confused legend

Maybe the bird shouldn’t have fucked with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239450)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: heady fanboi

(residual anger issues from stepdaddy buttfucking you)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239453)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: confused legend

You’re the only angry person ITT, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239455)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: heady fanboi

animal abusers should be gang raped and murdered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239464)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: confused legend

Who did I abuse? You are unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239467)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: heady fanboi

you murdered the bird's babies, you sick fuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239487)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: confused legend

No I didn’t, it was just eggs. If you’re trying to argue that “eggs are people too” or w/e you’re going to have to square this with whatever non-absolutist stance you have on HUMAN abortion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239509)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: heady fanboi

humans are overpopulated parasites destroying this planet - we should be annihilated like the virus we are

most animals are coexisting with the planet peacefully

completely different reasoning for justifying abortion among humans



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239522)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: Cordovan shaky multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239736)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: clear ape chapel

Please doff your fedora when addressing the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36242418)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 12:00 AM
Author: clear ape chapel

My stance on human abortion is absolutist and you are a piece of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36242414)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Spectacular Ticket Booth

What did the bird do to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239461)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: confused legend

Attempted to squat on my property. Woke me up early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239466)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Spectacular Ticket Booth

DESCRIBE the wake-up infraction.

Are we talking about birdsong or squawking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239479)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: confused legend

Listen I’m a huge fan of Messiaen’s catalogue d’Oiseaux, but I don’t need it right outside my window at 6 am on a Saturday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239497)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: heady fanboi

wear ear plugs you sick murderous fuck

didn't your stepdad used to buttfuck you at 6 am anyway? you're used to worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239503)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: confused legend

You keep talking about rape and being abused by your “stepdad”. Clearly you’re using this thread to work through some sort traumatic memory this triggered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239520)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: confused legend

Thread is a great litmus test for shitliberals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239474)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: heady fanboi

this has nothing to do with liberalism

it has to do with hating people and their arrogant, cocky attitude and the need to annihilate shit murderous fuckheads like you from this planet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239498)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: confused legend

(unhinged foaming at the mouth anti-human leftist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239526)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Maize arrogant athletic conference

I'm an anti-human right winger. Does that help?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239623)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Maize arrogant athletic conference

If you left the bird alone you wouldn't be in this mess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239527)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: heady fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239535)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: confused legend

If I’d left it alone it would be living on my balcony right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239538)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: heady fanboi

birds leave the nest after nesting season and don't live there year round

you fucked with its nest, leaving it traumatized and wondering where its eggs are, which is why it is constantly around

it's june which means the baby birds should be fledged by now and off on their own



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239549)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: confused legend

I’m not claiming to be an animal expert, but it won’t be around much longer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239562)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: heady fanboi

(guy who is about to be reported to the US Fish and Wildlife Service)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239574)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: confused legend

lol better tell Mueller to draft another indictment!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239583)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Maize arrogant athletic conference

Exactly. I had birds nesting in my house earlier this spring. They're long gone and I forgot all about them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239585)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Laughsome theater stage fat ankles

job retraining program?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36239754)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: pearl address

Quotemos should be exterminated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36242301)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 12:03 AM
Author: milky boyish gay wizard indirect expression

NOTALLQUOTEMOS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001276&forum_id=2#36242423)