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Netted $1,060 for my black fiancee by writing a scathing Yelp review
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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:23 PM Author: Gay address She bought a used Mercedes from some TTT "auto center" dealership and when we got it home we realized it was missing the navigation module from underneath the glove box.
We took it back and the fat Mexican manager jumped on the phone with the owner and they said they would order one and call when it came in. They never called.
My black fiancee then started emailing someone there who tried telling her that her car doesn't come with a navigation module, even though it was advertised with one, and even though there is this empty space under the glove box and the LCD screen says, "Missing Navigation Module."
You guys know I'm a great writer (probably only second to Hoj Rosko if we are being honest) so I decided to take over and send those motherfuckers a demand letter. Gave them until the end of May to reply and they didn't.
My demand letter threatened to take our story to Yelp so I wrote a scathing review. It was fucking brutal. I showed it to my black fiancee and she started laughing and said, "You're right, it *is* brutal."
I told her to sit back, relax, and wait for the owner to call her. I noticed that this douchebag replied to every single Yelp review, good or bad, so I knew it was an Achilles Heel.
He called my black fiancee and told her he could get the navigation module installed at a Mercedes dealer for $1,060 and asked her if she wanted a check instead. I told her to take the check.
After she accepted there was a pause and he goes, "So will that be enough to take the Yelp review down?" |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:09 PM Author: Dead senate kitty cat link to said review? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251575) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:33 PM Author: Puce Field Ladyboy To be fair,
Let's be honest man cut the false modesty, you're pretty much the greatest writer who has ever posted on XO |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:42 PM Author: Gay address word (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251804) |
Date: June 15th, 2018 12:24 PM Author: Submissive gas station fat ankles OUT OF DATE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251223) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:25 PM Author: Gay address Nah, its a good story, bro, c'mon. Even spritezero will like this one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251231) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:26 PM Author: tripping codepig haven't read it yet, but i like where it's going (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251239) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:26 PM Author: Gay address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251250) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:25 PM Author: disturbing ungodly sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251229) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:25 PM Author: Gay address I'm a man of my word. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251234) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:34 PM Author: Puce Field Ladyboy To be fair,
Can't imagine why you are in a constant state of war with a dozen different people |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:50 PM Author: disturbing ungodly sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251878) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 5:09 PM Author: Gay address LOL at you bumping this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36253164) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:28 PM Author: excitant lavender garrison Good work. From a legal perspective, is there an issue with threatening to write a negative yelp review without making it clear that you routinely write both positive and negative yelp reviews? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251261) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:29 PM Author: Gay address I'll leave that to the civil attorneys, but I didn't threaten to write a negative Yelp review. I threatened to take our story to Yelp. Different. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251273) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:16 PM Author: disturbing ungodly sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251610) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:27 PM Author: exhilarant elite location voyeur And many extortion laws are unconstitutional as applied. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251688) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:31 PM Author: vivacious bull headed hall macaca yes and I'm sure the junior ADA will be JUMPING at the opportunity to read the REPORT by the police officer who ARRESTED this HOOLIGAN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251718) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:32 PM Author: vivacious bull headed hall macaca "unless you fix my customer service problem I'm going to inform the public!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251723) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:33 PM Author: vivacious bull headed hall macaca ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH please officer I'm not resisting!
[is TAZED and slung in a paddy wagon philly style] |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:35 PM Author: vivacious bull headed hall macaca Judge, I thought the establishment was attempting to 'pull one over' on me and thought it best to help my fellow man by informing them efficiently if i felt the establishment's best efforts were not put straight out to help me in my honest plight.
JUDGE: REMANDED, NO BAIL. GEN POP COUNTY HOLDING, REVIEW IN 30. |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:37 PM Author: vivacious bull headed hall macaca PUBLIC DEFENDER: It doesn't look good! I'd say with a clean record like yours we could get you down to 3-5 with 2 in and the rest on probation, but YELP!? what were you thinking? Your best offer prior to trial will probably the HARD EIGHT YEARS, afterwards 10 on probation, on the table now, I'd take it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251768) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:40 PM Author: vivacious bull headed hall macaca PROSECUTOR CLOSING AT TRIAL: .... so you see ladies and gentlemen, there can be no JUSTICE unless we STOP THE WAVE of extortion! Think of the shop owner cowering in fear as this -- man -- THREATENED to WRITE A REVIEW ON YELP.
HE ADMITS IT. He'd do it again. We have to stop him now.
DEFENDER: I waive closing. |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:43 PM Author: Gay address lol 180 subthread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251822) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:33 PM Author: racy flickering mexican parlour Almost every court case has found that this type of thing does not violate blackmail/extortion laws, or held those laws unconstitutional. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251736) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:52 PM Author: disturbing ungodly sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251895) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 3:28 PM Author: Gay address Extortion would be threatening to report them to the police unless they did [x]. I wrote it for my black fiancee and she said they have until the end of the month to make this right and replace the navigation module or she will take her story to yelp and retain an attorney to take it to arbitration. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36252576) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 5:12 PM Author: disturbing ungodly sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36253179) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 6:29 PM Author: Stimulating Den how is the word "maliciously" defined in these cases?
also, using the word in the definition, very sad. |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 6:34 PM Author: disturbing ungodly sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36253576) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:32 PM Author: spruce old irish cottage 180 on locking down a WOC fiance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251296) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:23 PM Author: racy flickering mexican parlour Hey, I think I may have missed this. What race is your fiancee again? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251659) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:34 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone university Its like a mystery. He's mysterious about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251746) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:27 PM Author: garnet chapel "she bought a used Mercedes from some TTT "auto center" dealership"
lol. Not exactly fighting the stereotype. |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:31 PM Author: coral legend church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251721) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 5:17 PM Author: disturbing ungodly sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36253192) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:34 PM Author: Ruddy brethren masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251745) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:44 PM Author: Gay address /sigh
no |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 1:49 PM Author: Ruddy brethren masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36251872) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 3:43 PM Author: Spectacular telephone Isn’t this in California? You could’ve gotten 5 figures for that shit, especially after they lied to her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36252642) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 5:15 PM Author: kink-friendly theater stage affirmative action That was my first thought w/o knowing the details of CA law. Seems like as a lawyer you could've got way more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36253188) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 5:17 PM Author: charcoal nighttime gunner another story from.... The Rat Face Chronicles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36253194) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 5:27 PM Author: Submissive gas station fat ankles "Hey Chilmata, you and your dark fiance should invest in this." "Nah, we're broke and poor." *3 days later* "Hey guys, my dark fiance bought a used Mercedes on credit! 180 :D " |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 6:23 PM Author: Fighting Odious Toilet Seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36253515) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 6:33 PM Author: filthy faggotry stock car Did you guys not know any lawyers who could handle this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36253563) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 6:36 PM Author: kink-friendly theater stage affirmative action lmao Chilmata done here again |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 7:13 PM Author: buff alpha legal warrant lol you let her do this after your engine hp debacle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002770&forum_id=2#36253770) |