Consider that you are both uniquely, almost comically loathsome people. You're both anti-social, status-obsessed, abrasive workaholics possessed of both middling intelligence and spectacular arrogance. You have the grubby values of Dickensian bank manager. Your whole beings are given over to shallow materialistic striving, unshadowed by human friendship or any sort of soulful or creative endeavor.

It's a miracle you were able to find each other, but there's no guarantee that your children will be so lucky. If they at all resemble their parents, they're almost certainly condemned to a grinding, isolated life as an unlubricated cog in someone else's machine; loneliness and misery is certain, and if they have the misfortune not to inherit your immense capacity for self-delusion, suicide is likely. And, let's be real, neither of you will be interested or capable of providing them with genuine nurturing affection - you're going to be blocking out forty minute chunks of 'kid time' on your Office calendar between conference calls, so heroin addiction is certainly on the table. And even before that point, how are you going to deal with a six year old acting out violently at school because at home he's competing for affection with your pitbull and whatever trivial corporate project you've fixed your whole sense of self-worth on that day? Dasha from Lviv isn't going to put up with that shit, she's going to go get herself knocked up by the first guy she finds selling watches on Neptune Ave.

And remember if by some miracle you produce actual functioning human children, they will inevitably hate and resent and rebel against you, since you'll be incapable of understanding or supporting any ambition or desire other than gray middle-class bourgeois corporate dronedom. How will you cope when your pink-and-green haired, gender-indeterminate child decides that, since you won't let zhir go to Oberlin, zher going to move to L.A. and work as a 'bartender' while taking acting classes during the day?

So please, for once, restrain your desire to act on your vulgar peer-competitive instincts and just don't procreate. Don't add to the needless human suffering in this world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255560)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255572)

I have great kids though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255642)

She wasn’t fat... just engaged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256005)

I think your last sentence is why my wife wants two. Then we can write a loser off as dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255873)

the real argument is that they're going to fuck their children up because they are socially isolated and out of touch normal society. all they do in their free time is hang out with each other, walk their dogs, play video games, and take shitty little trips upstate. they are extreme introverts with no social network, no community, no affluence. and they're the types who claim to hate everyone else because it's actually everyone all around them who are stupid and weird!

everyone i know who had loser parents like this came out very weird. they don't know how to give kids a good, healthy, structured life. and it's clear they're only considering due to either family pressure or FOMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256405)

330 base

100 bonus

25 special bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256632)

A good number of XO posters individually bring home more $$$ than TMF and Mandy's HHI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256907)

They'll find a group of awkward foreign kids (Indian, Asian, Eastern Euro etc) or nerdy kids and move on. If they have halfway decent-looking daughter though, she might be in danger of becoming a huge slut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256544)

If you're white you get to breed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256555)

Only thing really on point about that entire screed is the antisocial bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256576)