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ITT times you were pretty sure you were going to die
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Date: June 16th, 2018 7:02 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Pistol Once I was alone at an airport in a TTT shithole gang infested country. Thought airport would be safe but didn't realize terminal closed at night. I don't think they knew I understood the language but I was surrounded by low level shitbag gangster types joking and laughing about how they were going to rob/murder me and leave me in a field a few minutes away. Thought I was done for sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36257594) |
Date: June 16th, 2018 7:08 PM Author: Big dog poop brethren taxi cab in Istanbul at 3:00 a.m., from a twirling dervish party to my hotel. driver took a weird route, then into a suburb till I said haltingly, "hey. where are you going?" and he looked angry and yelled at me over his shoulder, "I take you hotel!". Then we drove around for another few minutes, past a groups of men on a street corner who stared at us as we drove by, then familiar landmarks and next thing I know I was at the hotel entrance with the concierge opening the cab door.
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Date: June 16th, 2018 7:14 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Pistol Did you call someone to let them know where you were or fake doing so? That's my go to survival technique (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36257641) |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:30 AM Author: Offensive brilliant brunch incel You're a huge pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36259658) |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 7:10 PM Author: Yapping very tactful set stain fell asleep at the wheel near the end of a 15 hour drive left lane going like 65, no shoulder, hit the concrete barrier on the left, overcorrected, spun out to the right across 3 lanes of traffic. as I was spinning, I saw the front end of a huge honking semi pass like 5 feet in front of my windshield. I would've been splattered roadkill. |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 7:16 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Pistol Did you have anxiety for weeks after about how you almost died? I was nearly impaled in a construction accident (falling weight missed my head by inches) and it took a long time to shake that one off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36257648) |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 7:17 PM Author: Yapping very tactful set stain yeah it was difficult to drive anywhere for weeks luckily my summer job didn't start for about that long, so I just had my gf drive me around til then really made me realize how literally insane it is that we all hurtle down highways in these 3-ton hunks of steel with some "airbags" and "seatbelts" to keep us from dying at any moment |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 7:26 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Pistol and we're all playing candy crush while we do it ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36257674) |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 7:27 PM Author: soul-stirring turquoise field people who are hurt cr
surrounded by retarded prole moms texting and eating while hauling ass to walmart at 70mph |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: Yapping very tactful set stain passed by an electronic billboard the other day that said something like 5000+ people have died on the road just in my state, just this year so far. It's fucking retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36257687) |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 5:54 PM Author: Bateful buck-toothed multi-billionaire Cr. For this reason, and this reason alone, driverless vehicles can’t get here soon enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36261782) |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 7:36 PM Author: effete theater stage patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36257698) |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 8:24 PM Author: coral parlour "Causing myself to involuntarily vomit" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36257844) |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 8:36 PM Author: effete theater stage patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36257875) |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 7:36 PM Author: Obsidian Learning Disabled Yarmulke Cuckoldry Went swimming in Brazil and the waves were huge, way bigger than me, but I underestimated them and timed my run past the break point to get into the ocean.
I was with a girl too and we realized there was no way these giant waves weren’t going to toss us around on the approach back to land.
The waves tossed me under water as I tried to get back to land, and I had to brace myself and tank like four huge waves/swimm back to land each time the waves pulled me out. It was also tough because I had to keep myself by the girl and be aware where she was. By the time I got to land I was bone tired. I realized I was very close to dying but in the moment i was just fighting so hard to get back to land I hadn’t thought about anything else.
When I got back to the beach the Brazilians there were looking at me like a fucking idiot |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 7:37 PM Author: effete theater stage patrolman "I had to keep myself by the girl and be aware where she was."
Explain. |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 8:23 PM Author: Obsidian Learning Disabled Yarmulke Cuckoldry If she tired out and needed help I needed to be able to help her. I couldn’t focus only on myself and get back to shore only to say “lol whoops guess I lost her” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36257837) |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 8:25 PM Author: coral parlour (not ted kennedy) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36257847) |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:50 AM Author: Talented angry crotch son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36259737) |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 5:42 PM Author: Bateful buck-toothed multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36261738) |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 8:26 PM Author: coral parlour Rear wheel drive sedan which I still have, blizzard, snow covered freeway, 60 mph, spun out doing 360 spins, passed under highway bridge. Ended up ditching into the median and got back on the highway, no damage whatsoever. A real miracle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36257850) |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 8:29 PM Author: Yapping very tactful set stain same with my above situation re: no serious damage (other than a bump on the left side from the barrier), didn't hit anybody despite other cars on the road right behind me, and ditching in the median (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36257854) |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 8:29 PM Author: Stirring ivory address Spinal meningitis. Couldn't turn neck. Everyone visiting in hospital room had masks on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36257856) |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 8:33 PM Author: Yapping very tactful set stain damn dude, my good HS buddy died from that you're a lucky bastard |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 5:49 PM Author: Bateful buck-toothed multi-billionaire I know a guy with a son who got it as a kid and I’d take death a thousand times over to save myself from his fate. This guy is almost completely paralyzed, I honestly don’t think he can move anything more than his eyes, and entirely unable to communicate. He’s an adult male at this point, but his muscles have atrophied so much so that he weighs well below 100 lbs, and his entire existence consists of being carried or wheeled from place to place, where he lays motionless and unresponsive. Every few hours he’s spoon fed a jar of baby food. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36261761) |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 5:52 PM Author: Yapping very tactful set stain My best friend knows to "murder" me if anything like that ever happens to me. My family knows to pull the plug if I'm on life support, but I think it would be difficult for them to just kill me if I was paralyzed or whatever but yeah, best friend would know to find me and put a pillow over my face |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 5:58 PM Author: Bateful buck-toothed multi-billionaire Cr. I have the same agreement with my wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36261809) |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:32 AM Author: Duck-like nibblets rigpig There was a tsunami warning when I was on a thai island and there were air raid sirens and people freaking out and rushing to high ground. That wasn’t that chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36259666) |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:33 AM Author: Lascivious corner Girlfriends cousin driving us around on backroads like a maniac doing 60 on shitty country roads middle of nowhere. He himself did die in an accident of his own making on such roads months later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36259669) |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:56 AM Author: rambunctious primrose stage hominid Parts of downtown Seattle get overrun with psychotic homeless late at night. Was walking with a few girls after a show and see this giant black dude walking towards us in the distance, stopping every few seconds and just screaming. Being good libcucks, we all ignored this freak coming towards us. Once we’re in talking distance, he stops and takes out this giant knife and says IM GOING TO CUT YOUR FUCKING THROATS. The girls scream and run off and I just ignore it and walk by, brushing his shoulder as I pass. I guess instead of fight or flight my response is just play dumb cuz when we all regroup they’re freaking out and I’m like huh oh I didn’t even notice. Inside my head I’m shitting my pants. Couldn’t eat for the next day I was so hopped up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36259761) |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:58 AM Author: Glassy Motley Half-breed Two nights ago when I literally almost stepped on a fucking COBRA SNAKE:
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4002712&mc=31&forum_id=2 |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 11:02 AM Author: Emerald odious death wish roommate Very bad case of acute pancreatitis. All of my levels were sky high including blood pressure, Lipase, liver enzymes, and heart rate.
The thing that was freaking out everyone is that my heart was doing the weirdest shit. I would just be laying there and suddenly my heart would go from 60bpm to 200bpm. It's a strange as fuck feeling to be lying perfectly still and your heart triples in speed. Feels like your heart is literally going to explode.
They had me on a constant cardiac monitor in addition to performing EKGs every 30-60 minutes. Every time my heart rate went through the roof, the cardiac monitor would set off an alarm and like 2 doctors and 4 nurses would come rushing in.
The pancreatitis and everything else eventually returned to normal but they were never able to figure out what caused my heart to do that. |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 11:03 AM Author: Glassy Motley Half-breed Freaky and scary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36259797) |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 11:04 AM Author: Stirring ivory address Drinking? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36259801) |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 11:06 AM Author: Emerald odious death wish roommate leading up to that day, yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36259805) |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 11:12 AM Author: Rebellious passionate legal warrant Time I was walking home at night, two people ran up behind me out of nowhere & a getaway Jeep pulled up, one guy sucker punched me from behind & the other pressed a gun against my heart.
Time I took way too much phenibut, got completely disoriented & was vomiting like mad.
Time I thought I was having a heart attack (crushing chest pain) & had to get rushed to the hospital. Turned out to be a panic attack. |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 11:13 AM Author: Emerald odious death wish roommate RACE of your assailants? What was the outcome? Did they rob you and then run? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36259846) |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 11:34 AM Author: Rebellious passionate legal warrant Black. I threw my phone & wallet in front of me, they grabbed them & ran into the getaway jeep, & sped off.
Then several other cars turned on their headlights & sped away with them.
Turned out those other cars were cops who watched the whole thing, as they were tracking a string of armed robberies in the area.
They all ended up taking guilty pleas. |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 11:34 AM Author: seedy fuchsia locus Drunken ATV ride while in HS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36259920) |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 6:09 PM Author: onyx razzmatazz goyim police squad Swerved out of the way of an armadillo going 120 in a FWD mazda on a two-lane country road. Barely avoided being decapitated by a stop sign and careening into a gator-infested canal. Smoked a pack of cigs on the 30-min drive home.
Bit by a recluse while out on maneuvers. Face swole up to the size of a baseball. Had my buddy lance it with my combat knife and sear the cluster of bites.
Came close to freezing to death during another exercise - -40° and a nice ocean breeze. Couldn't feel anything past my knees or elbows for a day or so after.
Almost got shot in the head during a live-fire exercise - but I mostly trust that it was a calculated shot and not a near-fuckup. |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 6:09 PM Author: Umber Sticky Property First two times I had bad withdrawals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36261858) |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:28 PM Author: Bateful buck-toothed multi-billionaire What were you withdrawing from? Do you find that they get easier with experience? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36262801) |